Ling Jun: Black belly, likes to play tricks on the morning.
Yan: Shou Meng, my brain is always offline. Eat one. My favorite thing is to chase after raw monkeys.
Your dad: I cheated because I bent my son because of an idea (well, maybe, maybe his son was bent? Right)
Walk-on: Dean and Narrator
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Because your father himself is crooked, thinking that his son is crooked, he went to an orphanage and adopted Yan. Since then, he has been deceiving his son, watching his son being chased by Yan to give birth to a monkey. Your father is so wicked! )
Narrator: (Funny style is good) It's incredible to say that your father is really a pit and has been deceiving his son and going to an orphanage to adopt a child bride for Ling Jun.
{In the orphanage}
Your father: (smiling) Dean, I want to adopt a boy as a child bride for my son.
Dean: (asking) What did you say, sir? Can you say that again?
Your father: (a little afraid of being found out, said excitedly) No, no, no, Dean, I mean I'm going to adopt a boy as my son's partner.
Dean: (smiling) OK, OK, there is only one boy here, Yan Chenzi. Do you think it's okay?
Your father: (excited) Right, right. OS: This child is really cute. At first glance, he is a victim.
Dean: (smiling) Yan Chenzi, come here. The dean told you that this gentleman wants to adopt you and you will live with him in the future.
Yan Chenzi: (Meng Meng, eager and a little scared) Really? Did you follow your uncle to Chen Chen? Will it not be returned?
Dean: (smiling) No. The child was taken away before and then brought back, sir. You can't.
Your father: (a little distressed and comforted) Don't worry, uncle won't. How old is Chen Chen?
Yan: (Meng) Uncle, he is five years old.
Your father: (smiling at the child) Well, I'm five years old. How about going home with my uncle and playing with my brother later?
Yan: (Mongolia) Mm-hmm.
Your father: (smiling) Let's go first, Dean.
Dean: (smiling) Well, goodbye, Mr. Jun.
Footsteps when leaving
{On the way home}
Your father: (smiling and coaxing) In the morning, my uncle told you, where is my uncle's brother? He will be your husband in the future, do you know? Can you call me uncle and dad, too
Yan: (Meng with doubt) So, Dad, why is my brother a husband? What is a husband?
Your father: (smiling, coaxing) Chen Chen, dad tells you that your husband will take care of you all his life. Do you want your brother to be your husband?
Yan: (fierce, affirmative tone) I want her brother to be my husband. OS: If she has a husband, she will take care of Gu for life. There will be endless food in the morning. That's great.
Your dad: (smiling and coaxing) Remember to call your husband when you get home that morning!
There is always the sound of their footsteps.
{Back home}
Your father: (excitedly) Little Jun Jun, come out and see what your father brought you back.
Ling Jun: (cold and calm) What?
Your father: (excited and a little ostentatious) Dangdang Dangdang, dad brought you a kannika nimtragol and called your husband in the morning.
Yan: (Mongolian) Hello, my name is, and it's my favorite. OS: Does my husband dislike me? Don't even laugh.
Ling Jun: (frowns, coldly) Are you too idle, old man? If so, go to my little father, don't be ashamed here, and give it to my little wife? He is a man. Dad, do you have a fever today?
Your father: (pretending to be wronged) Little Jun Jun, how can you say that about your father? Dad, don't you think you are just like dad? Dad just found you a little wife. Look how cute it is!
Ling Jun: (still frowning, cold) Even if I am like you, I don't need to find me a kannika nimtragol!
Your father: (playing tricks on me) I don't care Anyway, Chen Chen has been sleeping with you since today. You should take good care of Chen Chen. Go to your husband's place in the morning and call your husband or father if you need anything, okay? OS: I can't believe Chen Chen is so cute. Would you not like it? Even if I don't like it now, I will definitely like it every day. I'm smart.
Yan: (Meng, serious answer) Mm-hmm, I will know in the morning, and I will follow my husband after the morning.
Ling Jun: (cold and calm) Suit yourself. I'm going back to my room. OS: What happened to the old man today? He was so abnormal, but it was a beautiful morning. Please accept it first.
Yan: (Meng, a little anxious) Husband, I will go with you when I come back. The sound of going back to the room
Narrator: (funny style) I said Ling Jun, are you stupid? Is your father abnormal today? It has always been abnormal, okay? I said, Chen Chen, you are betrayed, you don't know, forget it, you are still happy.
{In Ling Jun's room}
Yan: (Meng Meng hits, novel, puzzled) Dear, why are all the colors in your room black, and there are no other colors? Run around the room
Ling Jun: (coldly) I only like black.
Yan: (Meng, questioning) Husband, do you want to sleep with you sooner or later? It stopped suddenly.
Ling Jun: (coldly) Hmm.
Yan: (Meng Meng answers the question) Honey, if we sleep together at night, will there be children in the morning?
Ling Jun: (cold, questioning) Who told you that sleeping together would have children?
Yan: (Mongolia) Chen Chen was told by her friend in the orphanage. He told Chen Chen that sleeping together would have children.
Ling Jun: (Cold explanation) We are all children, so it is impossible to sleep together.
Yan: (Q) Will we have children when we sleep together when we grow up?
Ling Jun: (frowning slightly) ... Should ... Should not.
Yan: (Mongolia) Well, chenchen knows.
Ling Jun: (coldly) Well, take a bath and get some sleep.
Yan: (Meng) Dear, shall we go together? Chen Chen wants to take a bath with you.
Ling Jun: oz: he has to wash it together? Can't he use it? Or promise him. (a little hesitant) Well, all right. The sound of going in for a bath
{Also in Ling Jun's room}
Narrator: (Funny is better than style) I really want to know the shadow area in Ling Jun's heart now, do you know? It's just that he has been having a hard time since he brought it back from your husband this morning. What? Don't believe it? Well, I'll give you an example. It was on Ling Jun's tenth birthday.
Open the door, put the key, put the cake and change the shoes.
Your dad: (smiling) Come out in the morning and see what dad bought you.
Yan Chenzi: (happily) Dad, Chen Chen is out. What delicious food did you buy for Chen Chen?
Your father: (smiling) Dad bought Chen Chen's favorite cake. Are you happy? Oath: I believe you can give me a deep kiss this morning. That son of a bitch told Chen Chen not to give me a kiss.
Yan Chenzi: (Q) But Dad, shouldn't the cake be bought for my husband? Chen Chen remembers that today is her husband's birthday, not Chen Chen's, so why buy it for Chen Chen?
Your dad: That son of a bitch doesn't celebrate his birthday. Dad bought it for you. Dad loves you. Do you want to give him a kiss?
Yan: (selling cute) but dad, my husband said no, otherwise I would ignore it, so I wouldn't. Dad will forgive Chen Chen, right?
Ling Jun: What do you think, old man? If you have something to do, why do you want Chen Chen to kiss you all day?
Your father: (unhappy and depressed) What do you say? Why don't you talk about yourself? If you are jealous, let Chen Chen only give you a kiss. Didn't you give the neighbor boy a kiss that morning? Is it necessary?
Ling Jun: (defiantly) Yes, old man, if you have the ability, you can ask Chen Chen not to kiss me or sleep with me.
Your dad: (depressed) Son of a bitch, is that all you know? It's always like this. I don't want to think about who I listen to in the morning. Okay, I'm too lazy to talk about it. I have an appointment tonight. Stay at home by yourselves.
Ling Jun: (joking) Old man, are you going to find my father?
Your father: Yes, well, I'm leaving.
Ling Jun: (jokingly) Goodbye, old man. I wish you success!
Yan: (Mongolian) Goodbye, Dad. Remember to bring another dad back to Chen Chen! The sound of your father closing the door and leaving.
Yan: (Meng) Honey, look, I'll give you a cake tomorrow morning. Happy birthday to my husband!
Ling Jun: (joking with Chen Chen, but seriously) Oh, didn't that old man give you this cake? Don't you like it best? How can you give it to me? Don't feel funny. OS: (laughs) I really like teasing this silly goose.
Yan Chenzi: (nervously explaining) No, no, no, no, Chen Chen likes to eat. But today is my husband's birthday. It must be for my husband. Besides, won't my husband give it to me?
Ling Jun: I will give it to you, but what gift are you going to give me? Don't say this cake is from you, not from you. OS: But seriously, what gift will this silly goose give me?
Yan Chenzi: (blushing, shy) Husband, Chen Chen wants to give you Chen Chen himself. OS, we should be able to raise monkeys now.
Ling Jun: (laughs) Chen Chen, are you sure you want to give it to me? Aren't you mine now?
Yan Chenzi: (blushing, explaining, nervous) No ... No, Chen Chen ... Chen Chen wants to ... take a monkey with him.
Ling Jun: (blushing incoherently) Chen Chen ... No ... we can't have monkeys now.
Yan: (Q) Honey, when can we have monkeys?
Ling Jun: (explanation, still a little incoherent) Well ... when ... maybe ... we should ... maybe when we grow up! ?
Yan Chenzi: Well, honey, let's eat cake.
Ling Jun: OK.
Narrator: (Fun is better than fashion) Hey, I tell you, from today on, I will ask Ling Jun every morning, honey, can we have monkeys? What? You mean Ling Jun said she would grow up? Oh, that's because chenchen asked your father at night, and chenchen's answer was that he could have given birth to monkeys a long time ago.
{Still in Ling Jun's room}
Narrator: (teasing is better than wind) I tell you, today is the bar mitzvah in the morning. Do you want to watch a play with me? What good show? It must be a good show for both of them.
Ling Jun: (quietly) Chen Chen, today is your birthday, but there is no present. OS: (laughs) No gifts? Silly goose must have been bombed.
Yan: Oh, it doesn't matter if there is no gift.
Ling Jun: OK, what do you want to do today? OS: (puzzled) Today's little fool is so abnormal that he doesn't want a gift?
Yan: (doubtfully) If I say it, will you agree?
Ling Jun: Yes, it is.
Yan: (excitedly) Then my husband and I will raise monkeys together.
Ling Jun: (gently) All right, let's go.
Yan: Well, let's go. We went to have monkeys.
Ling Jun: (smirking) Isn't it time for you, a theater goer? Do you still want to see us raise monkeys?
Narrator: (teasing is better than wind) Gee, I don't want it. By the way, let me tell you, oh, why is Chen Chen so obsessed with giving birth to monkeys? Aren't men and women not allowed? It's because your father tells them that it's okay every day, and then they believe it, but if you still want to hear their stories, just wait once, and don't say it now, dusty.