Rain God in Jam Hsiao (Why hasn't the rain god in Jam Hsiao collapsed yet)

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In ancient times, when people wanted good weather,

Will choose the altar to practice.

Three sacrifices to the Heavenly Dragon King

Now, if you want good weather, it seems that besides scientific artificial rainfall, you can also trust Jam Hsiao, because when he goes to the countryside for a concert, it will rain everywhere. Such a man can't explain his attributes with probability, but he has successfully established the most difficult person in the entertainment circle-"Rain God".

So what magical "rain-seeking" events have he encountered in these years?

Rain God wanted to be a handsome man with a concert quietly when he first debuted, but his own strength did not allow him.

20 12 July, after a lot of pre-concert publicity, Jam Hsiao came to Beijing early to prepare to open his voice. As a result, there were "water pools" everywhere in Beijing that day, and the precipitation intensity made the local old Beijing rare. In such a heavy rain, it is naturally difficult to hold the concert as scheduled. So we can only pass the time by teasing Weibo who announced the concert.

At that time, everyone didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, just thought it was a coincidence. As a result, when Jam Hsiao transferred to Shanghai for a concert, the typhoon landed again, and the heavy rainfall almost staged the "Golden Mountain" again. What is outrageous is that he not only has the opportunity to beg for rain, but also what he comes into contact with seems to have a certain impact on the wind and rain.

Following the flooding of Beijing and Magic Capital in August, Jam Hsiao's new album Master arrived in new york in June+10, 5438. Then, the people of new york looked blankly at the roof swept away by the storm: Who have we offended? This kind of doubt, when he opened his voice in London two months later, the local people also experienced it. After many coincidences, netizens completely salute, and there is really no second person who can be so accurate.

After the Tianjin concert, the Nanjing concert and the Changsha concert, it was almost cloudy everywhere Jam Hsiao went. If it is a light rain, it may be a rainstorm that has never happened in decades, which makes fans leave a message helplessly: Why not go to the desert for a concert? But don't think the desert is safe.

At that time, perhaps Jam Hsiao's "magic power" had not been fully aroused. 20 12, the success rate is only about 33%. His Weibo just apologized for the failure to hold the concert as scheduled, or thanked the fans who came in the rain.

By scientifically counting all his completed and upcoming trips in 20 13 years, and superimposing the corresponding local weather, China Weather Network published accurate data-Rain God is not so magical, but only 60.43%.

Although 60% is a little far from 80%, he succeeded in equalizing his score with a probability of 100% when he later participated in the program "The Most Beautiful Harmony". The accuracy has reached the point where some citizens say they will go out without watching the weather forecast. Go to Weibo to check the itinerary first. Jam Hsiao: If he comes to record the program, don't doubt it! Just take an umbrella when you go out.

At this time, Jam Hsiao, whose rain-seeking career reached its peak, began to create one miracle after another.

Rain God, who ascended the throne shortly after 20 13, participated in the recording of Guinness Night on CCTV as a guest. It was a fine day without wind and waves, and everyone watched all the performances safely.

However, when Jam Hsiao finished recording the program and was interviewed backstage, the ceiling of the CCTV studio in Wannian Prison actually leaked water, and it even drenched Jam Hsiao. After this video was uploaded to the internet, it caused a happy discussion among many netizens. Everyone lamented that the big scene was not as powerful as Prince Long San.

On 20 14, Jam Hsiao began its seventh anniversary tour, and no one escaped the notice of Rain God. During the concert, the local Shenzhen was flooded with water due to heavy rain, and fish and shrimp were everywhere. People catch fish in the street while hiding from the rain. Even in an inland climate like Harbin, it is dry in summer and rainy days are not common. It rained for a week during the concert.

20 18 the weather didn't change at the beginning of the Shanghai outdoor concert, and many fans thought that they could finally get rid of the spell. However, in the middle of the concert, the originally planned process was forced to stop because of heavy rain and power failure, and then the concert was barely able to continue after temporary repairs.

20 19 Guangzhou Basketball Star Game was originally sunny, and many fans were going to watch it by plane. Unfortunately, he went to join the fun. As a result, the weather in Guangzhou turned into a rainstorm, which caused many flights to be grounded, and fans could not arrive in Guangzhou on time, including flights departing from Jay Chou.

At this point, Jam Hsiao, who is more spiritual than the Dragon King, completely stopped fighting. Occasionally, in addition to self-mockery, he actually made a guest appearance as a "water god" in the film "Nineteenth Generation Ancestors", which was regarded as the official acceptance of this recognition, and fans also acquiesced in his setting of taking an umbrella when singing.

After 20 13, Jam Hsiao gradually accepted his own attributes and began to "let go of himself". When recording "I am a singer", he frequently went in and out of Changsha, which coincided with the continuous rain that month, so fans called on the program group to quickly eliminate him and let him go, otherwise Changsha would become the Yangtze River.

Hearing this, the deity responded unhurriedly: If I dare to be eliminated, I will buy a house here to live permanently. A word scared off the enthusiastic people who came to complain. Finally, Jam Hsiao, who achieved good results, left Changsha contentedly, and the people of Changsha happily accepted the umbrella.

With the continuous growth of rain god's skills, the unit of rain seeking is accurate from "day" to "moment". In the process of recording Super Penguin League, it was calm and there was no problem when other singers were active. Unexpectedly, after receiving the receiver, Zhang sang only two lyrics in his mouth and it began to rain. The people at the scene were also shocked: I thought it might rain, but I didn't expect it to be so magical that I was almost at a loss on the spot.

The same thing happened in "Hello Life" filmed by Rain God this year. It was sunny and everyone was playing games normally. As a result, when it was cloudy outside in Jam Hsiao, Kang Hui, Sa Beining and others were busy running indoors with umbrellas, while he walked with umbrellas in the slow rain. Why? Because Rain God planned ahead, he silently prepared an umbrella before recording.

Followed by "Running Man", the same rain god does not appear sunny and Wan Li, but when the rain god appears pouring rain, what is even more amazing is that when Jam Hsiao walks back to the house, the rain gradually stops ... Some netizens joked that the entertainment circle can doubt everything, but the rain god must believe it all.

Bering Many people think that the personnel may be public relations marketing, but when they think about it carefully, they think it is impossible. The concert is not decided temporarily, and the weather forecast can't know the storm and lightning months in advance, which can only be attributed to coincidence.

However, this so-called personal design has also brought some troubles to Jam Hsiao and his company. Except that the concert could not be held on time, all the previous publicity was ruined. Overexertion of some fans will also bring negative effects. For example, in the early days, someone attacked Jam Hsiao's company website because of the hot weather, which made its personal homepage unable to be used normally, but the pop-up window showed: "Jam Hsiao, Hangzhou people need you."

This kind of modest trouble has caused its brokerage company a headache. Rain God once refuted this statement, but it was too clever. The enthusiasm of the people to "worship" can't stop, and the company can only defend itself.

Even the studio did not expect that one day it would spread wildly on the Internet because of the heavy rain in Wuhan. This has nothing to do with Jam Hsiao, who is in Zhuhai, hoping that all places are safe.

I have something to say that things have come to this. Fans don't know whether to be happy for Jam Hsiao's high national standard or catch up with his extra troubles, but I have to say that it is a miracle that a person can persist for nearly ten years.

It is said that he recently recorded variety shows in Beijing. I wonder if the weather in Beijing is good?