What do young people of Buddhism, Confucianism, France and Taoism in Xiaogan think of being confessed, working overtime and dating?

It is said that "the first batch of 90-year-olds became monks", and Buddhist youth's indifferent and casual way of doing things was hotly searched, which caused strong dissatisfaction among young people of Confucianism, France and Taoism. As a result, the "buzzwords" of various factions once again triggered the screen.

Buddhism: Anything, yes, it doesn't matter.

Confucianism: Wait a minute, sorry, sorry.

Legal system: don't talk, don't look, follow the rules.

Shut up and fuck off, NMB.

Let's take a look at the views of Xiaogan youths of various factions on the following matters.

1, was confessed: "Let's fall in love."

Buddha: You see, I can do anything.

Ru: Just a moment, I need to think about it.

Legal system: Yes, but all consumption must be AA.

Tao system: roll.

2, playing the king was pitted

Buddhism: It doesn't matter if you are demoted. Call back next time.

Confucianism: Sorry, I can't "hit five at a time".

Rule of law: You are a tank. What are you playing?

Dorothy: Spicy chicken, get out.

3. Be blind date

Buddha: Yes, yes, you can have a wedding at any time.

Confucianism: Keep in touch and get familiar with it first.

Legal system: educational background, family background, etc.

Tao system: if you don't like it, get out.

4. being bargained. "Sell this shoe to me at a discount of 1."

Buddha Department: Yes, you can pay the bill and I'll give you an invoice.

Confucianism: I'm sorry, or are you thinking?

Legal system: our cost is not only this price, we can't sell it.

Tao system: don't buy it.

5. Teaching

Buddhism: It doesn't matter if you don't understand. Let me say it again.

Confucianism: Sorry, I didn't make it clear.

Legal system: don't listen to lectures in class and don't cry in exams.

Daoism: I love learning, but I don't. Get out.

6. Mobile phone

Buddhism: no, that's enough. It's acceptable.

Ru: Very good, Tongshun, I'll take it.

Rule of law: stand back, Caton, and run.

Road system: spicy chicken, power consumption, hurry back.

7. Send the wrong goods

Buddhism: A mistake is a mistake. This may be providence.

Ru: This color is good, too.

Legal system: refund, return.

Road system: retreat, no retreat.

8. Working overtime

Buddhism: I'm here with or without you.

Confucianism: Sorry, I didn't finish the work.

Legal system: overtime pay, food and beverage subsidies.

Dojo: I want to paralyze you. Hello.

9. Fitness

Buddha like

Confucianism

system of law

Taoist system

10, whether to participate in "Xiaogan 20 18 Spring Festival Long-distance Running and Walking Activity"?

Confucianism: When?

Dorsey: spicy chicken. You don't even know this?

Buddhism: It was 20 18 12.30.

Legal system: I participate. Moreover, there is a warm-up fun run on Christmas Eve on February 24th, 65438. I heard that there are still gifts to take.

Buddhism: It's not important to accept gifts, but to participate.

Ru: Then how do I sign up?

Tao: Why do you have so many questions?

Legal system: sign up and read the comments below.

Buddhism: You can't run if you can't run. Self-portraits must look good.

Confucianism: Sorry to run faster than you.

Rule of law: You know nothing about power.

Tao: Who am I? Where am I?

Meng Xi: Go well and welcome the New Year!

Volunteer department: I give, I am happy!

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