First act
Venue: Cinderella's home 1. Living room 2. Room three. Backyard.
Characters: Cinderella, two stepdaughters (stepmother's daughter), stepmother and witch.
Cinderella is sweeping the floor, and two stepdaughters are drinking tea and chatting. (While eating melon seeds, she threw them everywhere. Cinderella swept the melon seeds to the place where her stepdaughter threw them, so that her stepdaughter deliberately made things difficult and threw them everywhere. )
Stepmother (rushing in with exaggerated expression): Daniel and Erhu, good news! Good news!
Stepdaughter 1: What's the good news? Don't worry, don't worry, speak slowly. ...
Stepdaughter 2: Yes, yes, drink some water first.
Stepmother: The prince ... is our prince, and he ... he is going to hold a party! It is said that he will choose his bride at the dance!
Stepdaughter 1: ah ~! Really? ! Hey, hey, hey ... Is that prince handsome?
Stepmother: Of course! As handsome as you want!
Stepdaughter 2: So ... does the prince have money?
Stepmother: Nonsense! When the king dies, our country will be his! Do you think you have money?
Stepdaughter (at the same time): Wow ~ ~! Gao Fushuai ~ Then we can eat cut cakes every day!
Stepmother (reverie): Of course, if we climb this marriage, we will be promoted to the rich second generation directly, not to mention those red and spicy ones!
Stepdaughter (jumping with joy): Ah ~, God ~ ~ Great! ...
Daniel said, "If I marry the prince, maybe the prince will take a fancy to us. Then I am Mrs. Niu! "
Erhu: "Yes, if the prince has a crush on me, I will be a tigress!" " "
Stepmother: My daughter is so beautiful that she will definitely be chosen ... Listen, ten men, seven stupid and eight stupid and nine bad, and one is loved by everyone. Daughters, jump out, even if you cheat him with sweet words, love him and never let him leave. (Singing) Come on! Come on! Get dressed! At 9 o'clock in the evening, the dance begins.
Three people hurried into the back room to dress up. (still on stage)
Stepdaughter 1: I want this dress!
Stepdaughter 2: No, it's mine. I want it! I want it! ! !
Stepdaughter 1: I want it! I want it! ……
Stepmother: Stop arguing, stop arguing, my daughters are so cute that everything looks good! So, you move this, you move this. ...
Stepdaughter 1 (loudly): Old Gray! Gray. Come here quickly!
Cinderella: Come, come, good afternoon, ladies and friends. My name is Mushroom Cool Ash. Of course, you can also call me Grey Mushroom Cool! "
Cinderella hurried into the room.
Daughters: No, your annual sketch is called Lao Hui!
Stepdaughter 1: Old Gray, help me tie the headrope!
Cinderella: Oh, oh.
Stepdaughter 2: Gray ... come and help me fasten my belt!
Cinderella (helping her stepdaughter fasten her seat belt): Oh, oh.
Stepdaughter 1: Oh, my God! My headrope!
Cinderella: coming, coming!
Stepdaughter: Oh, dear! You are so stupid!
"wow! Erhu, you look great in this suit! Coupled with your exploding super Saiyan head, Marilyn Monroe is eclipsed in front of you! " Daniel said. (Prop: Super Explosive Head)
Erhu: Mommy, do you think my style is sexy? (Erhu says with her hips twisted)
Stepmother: Baby, it's sexy. Come on, kiss mom ~
Stepmother: OK, OK! Let's go! Hurry up ~ gray! Will you sweep the floor? !
Cinderella (with her head down): I see.
Stepmother and stepdaughter.
Cinderella (to herself): Alas, alas, I really can't afford to be hurt. I am a woman, too. How can my life be worse than Huanglian?
Turn around on the stage and come to the backyard.
A tree (dressed as a tall boy with his hands half raised and some branches in his hand) crossed the stage and said, I am a tree! Just stand side by side with Cinderella.
Cinderella (with great movements) broke a long branch from the tree and held it in her hand and wrapped it around her finger. A spoof script based on fairy tales "Grey Gu Liang" and a spoof script based on fairy tales "Grey Gu Liang".
Cinderella (looking up): Well, if I have a beautiful evening dress and a pair of beautiful shoes, then I can also go to the prince's ball. Did I? I didn't. (Looking down again): So, yes, I can't go to the prince's ball. ...
Tree (looking down at Cinderella and shaking her head): Alas …
Cinderella (suddenly raising her head and singing like a devil): If I had fairy wand, I would be bigger, smaller and more beautiful. ...
Meanwhile, the witch (in bed, riding a broom, jumping around. Playing Cinderella)
Two people: ouch ~ ~!
Witch: I'm sorry ... this landing failed again. I don't look so good recently. ...
Tree: If you want to look good, please use Olay Whitening Moisturizer, which is different from others. Olay, your skin is getting more and more beautiful.
Cinderella (shouting at the tree): What are you doing? ! No ads! I didn't give sponsorship money! Go stand still!
Tree: If you want to look good, please come to Qingyuan Science and Technology buffet nutritious meal. I like super special tender and juicy grilled chicken leg hamburger, large chicken leg, refreshing lettuce and dense paddle, soft and long sesame bread. In the cold winter, Qingyuan nutritious meal makes me warm. I love it! Laugh often and try a nutritious meal!
Witch: Honey, this will do. The company has sponsorship!
The tree is back.
Witch (hiding behind Cinderella, sticking out her head on the right and sticking out her head on the left, staggered with Cinderella. )
Cinderella (looking for witches everywhere): What the hell are you ...? Is anybody there?
Witch (singing while hiding): I am a little witch, teasing the baby ~ ~
The witch jumped out.
Cinderella: Wow ~! You scared me again ~ you ...
Witch (takes out fairy wand from behind: a chopstick): I am a little witch, and our concept of serving the public is innovation, quality and service. Here you go, fairy wand?
Cinderella: Oh ~! So ... can you make me beautiful?
Witch: Try it!
Two workers (who didn't show up) ran onto the stage with a big cloth and stood in front of Cinderella.
The lights are dim.
Cinderella took the skirt and plastic slippers from the staff behind the cloth and put them on.
Witch: I'm going to change heaven and earth, and the emperor will change at my command ~ ~!
Musically, the supreme treasure in A Chinese Odyssey was changed to the Monkey King. That paragraph)
Cinderella changed her skirt and shoes behind the cloth.
Witch: Is it getting better?
Cinderella: Not yet, witch. What magic do you have?
Witch (scratching her scalp): Well, failed? Let's do it again ... Lingling in the sky and Lingling on the ground. The emperor's old son listens to my command ~ ~ ~
Change! Change! ! Change! ! ! ..... Are you ready?
Cinderella (if you don't change it, do it again): OK-
The staff took the changed clothes and pulled the cloth.
The lights are bright.
Tree (watching Cinderella shine with fear): Wow ~! It's really a wonderful flower ~ (jump away and throw away the branches in your hand in fear)
Under the tree.
Witch: But remember, my magic will fail at midnight, and you will be the same again.
Cinderella: Oh, I see.
Witch: Then let's go. I'll take you to the prince's ball.
Cinderella (puzzled): How to get there?
Witch (holding Cinderella's arm): Come on, catch it.
Cinderella (doubtfully): Oh. ...
Two people (in front of the audience, hands clenched): Goodbye!
They skipped away.
Separate it.
Act ii
Venue: Palace Ball.
Characters: Cinderella, stepmother, two stepdaughters, prince, attendants (Agui)
Stepmother and stepdaughter go to bed and watch.
Stepmother: Wow ~ ~! Look, daughters, this is the palace ... so luxurious ~!
Stepdaughter 1: Really! How beautiful! !
Stepdaughter 2: If I can live here all my life ... (Daydream) Wow ~ ~ So happy ~ ~!
Stepdaughter 1 (in a low voice): gnome male-"! Look, that's the prince, isn't it?
The prince stood at the other end of the stage, staring blankly at the entrance.
Stepdaughter 2: Wow ~ ~! Gao Fushuai ... so handsome. ...
Stepdaughter 1: Really ~ ~! ..... hey? What is the prince looking at?
The three men followed the prince's eyes and saw Cinderella standing at the door. They didn't recognize her.
Stepdaughter 1: Who is it? She is really beautiful ~ ~
Stepmother (out): Hey! Who are you? You are so beautiful ... have you come to steal the prince from my daughter? !
Ah Li, Li "(Minnan dialect) don't want to live? (rolling up his sleeves): I want to hit you!
Cinderella (hands akimbo): Hum! One-on-one! Wa Well, I'm surprised (Minnan dialect, I'm not afraid of you)!
On both sides, two people spread out Huang Feihong's signature movements and shouted at each other. The closer you get, the slower you move ... When you get to the front, two little bees fly into the flowers, fly, A Mu A Mu, fly, Pia.
Cinderella lost and walked away with her back to the audience.
Stepmother (triumphant): Wow, hahaha ~ ~! Girls, I took your prince!
The stepdaughter came over happily, and the three of them looked at the prince expectantly.
The prince stared blankly at Cinderella coming and waved contemptuously in front of the three men.
The three men disappeared in disappointment. The Default Classification of Grey Gu Liang, a spoof drama adapted from fairy tales.
Prince (walks to the center of the stage, stops, takes out cookies from his waist, holds them high and says loudly): cookie prince, give me strength!
(Throw away the cookies and go to Cinderella and bend down): Miss, may I ask you to dance?
Cinderella (turned around in surprise, too excited to speak) Oba ~ ~ (shyly) Oba Gannan style!
Music (Jiangnan style)
Let's dance Jiangnan Style together.
Cinderella turned to the prince affectionately: I have seen you in my dream, and my smile is so sweet. ("Sweet Honey")
Prince/Cinderella: It's you, it's you, it's you in my dream.
Under the stage, voice: It's 24: 00 Beijing time!
Cinderella: OMG! ? ! It's midnight? As soon as these eyes were closed and opened, the day passed. Howl ~ ~ ~ (learn from Shenyang)
Prince (with concern): What's the matter with you?
Cinderella (hurriedly): I ... I'm leaving ... (turning away)
Prince (shouting from behind): Hey -QQ, scarves or something, Gu Liang, can you at least leave me one?
Cinderella (I left in a hurry, my foot turned and a shoe fell off, so I turned around and left in a hurry)
Prince (disappointedly walks over, picks up the glass shoes and walks back to the center of the stage with a long face): You are the wind, I am the sand ~ ~
You are Hami, I am a melon ~ ~ You are toothpaste, I am a brush ~ ~ You ignore me ... (decisively) I commit suicide!
Ah, it smells good ~ (the prince smells his shoes and fainted to the ground)
Gui ran to the stage: Prince, Prince, what's wrong with you?
Prince (handing Gui the glass slipper and ordering): I found my sweetheart! Go and get these shoes and let the aunts all over the country put them on. Whoever can put on this shoe is my new coolness! Come on! Let's go
Aki (holding a glass slipper and bending backwards): Yes! Your Highness the Prince! I'll go right away!
Gui wrote a sketch script for the annual meeting of aircraft carrier s tyle: Go away.
Prince (turning around and waving): The dance is over!
Under the prince
Act iii
Venue: Cinderella's home
Characters: Cinderella, two stepdaughters, Gui, witch.
Stepdaughters are having a tea break, while Cinderella is cleaning up the housework.
Gui, Prince (on, holding glass shoes): Alas! After all this walking, no one can put on this shoe! ..... hey? There is a family here. Let's try our luck. ...
Gui knocked on the door.
Stepdaughter 1: Old Gray! Get the door!
Cinderella: Oh! When I opened the door, I was surprised to see the glass shoes. )
Gui (walks in and announces loudly): On the orders of the prince, take a shoe and let all the aunts in the country try it on. Whoever can put on this shoe will become the new coolness of the prince!
Stepdaughter (chorus): Wow ~ ~! Gao Fushuai ~
Stepdaughter (robbing shoes): I'll wear it first! I'll put it on first
Stepdaughter No.1 (I couldn't wear it, so I kicked it hard): Hum! What shoes are these!
Stepdaughter 2 (busy picking up crystal shoes): You woman ... don't like shoes that you can't wear! Get out of the way! Look at me!
(I can't fit it either): Huh? What's going on here? I ... Me neither? ! The cow's face is full ~ ~ ~
Stepdaughter 1 (mocking): haha ...
Cinderella (boldly but hesitatingly): Can I ... I'll try?
Aki (dismissively): Just try it!
Stepdaughter beside roll their eyes.
Cinderella (slowly putting on her shoes)
The music begins (can you celebrate)
Everyone was surprised.
Stepdaughter 1: How could ... how could it be her?
Stepdaughter 2: My God ~ ~! How come? ……
Cinderella: The birds in the tree are in pairs, and the glass shoes really suit me (singing).
Prince: Pick a flower and let you go back to the palace with me. (singing)
Stepdaughter: What should we do?
Prince: Looking for Gui ~
Everybody get down.
Witch (jumping on the broom): Since then, Gray Gu Liang and the prince have lived a happy life ... (Laughing several times): Hehe.
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