2. A pig and a penguin are kept in the cold storage at minus 20 degrees. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either!
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When horses and donkeys meet tigers, they turn around and run. The donkey ran slowly, and the horse shouted: Donkey! How can you run fast with a mobile phone in your hand! Throw it here. ?
5. I wish you good health and die quickly; Naive and lively, ha batch rub; All the best, take it out on your ass.
6. You are so smart, be a fool for a day!
7. Extra, now the world's first pug reading text messages has been found! ! !
8. Strange, strange, strange, strange. I found that I had mental problems in Chun Lv and Chun Lv. He doesn't eat, drink or rest. He asked where Chun Green was, but he was buried in the news!
9. Special news: In the mobile phone endurance contest, the switch will automatically start the timer from the moment it is turned on, and continue to report the weather forecast. The user who keeps the phone on for the longest time will get 100 minutes of free talk time.
10. Do you know why we are predestined friends? We knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was autumn, and you ran with me in the wind, leaving your teeth marks on me. This has become an eternal story. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.
1 1. When crossing the road, please take off your clothes at the red light and turn ten times, otherwise don't cross! ! ! !
12. Remember the days when we shared weal and woe? Remember when we laughed and drank a lot of wine? The most important thing? Remember the money you owe me?
13. Late at night, the Boeing 737 pilot came home and knocked at the door. Wife: Who? The pilot said humorously: 737 requesting landing! Suddenly a man in the room shouted: Roger that, 777 will take off immediately to make room for you!
14. I want to say loudly to the sky: I love you! But I still dare not. I've been thinking for a long time, and I've always wanted to say something, but I'm afraid I'll hurt you, but I have to say it to show my sincerity? Get up!
15. Even now, you are still like this. I like crawling around on you, touching every inch of your skin and lying in your arms. I can't live without you for a while. I love you? Sofa!
16. I want to ask you a favor. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam!
17. You are cruel, you are cruel, you are really cruel; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so you can cheat whoever you catch!
18. You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as knowledgeable as a horse, as beautiful as a butterfly, as hardworking as a bee, and like everything. No wonder everyone calls you? Beast!
19. urgent notice: polygamy will be resumed from now on. A man who is still monogamous after two weeks will be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of more than six months and less than three years, and will be heavily fined.
20. A person can be my lover forever; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, you who read text messages are called fools! Wish you a happy holiday!
2 1. The wind lifts your long hair, and you look more chic! The waves beat your feet, and you look more innocent! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's hard to see that you are a fool if you are not an acquaintance! Happy April Fool's Day!
22. There was a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it when I lost it! If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!
23. When something happens, you will be so busy that you will be dizzy; When I'm fine, I'm bored; My favorite thing to do is to miss you and send you messages, because another fool has seen my news.
April 1, April Fool's Day, I will send you a happy tiger to make you happy and play with you, and I will also send you a happy tiger to accompany you to the end of happiness. Do you want to be a fool on April Fool's Day, believe it or not? Happy April Fool's Day!
I want to call you on this special day, but I'm afraid you will misunderstand me. I really want to blow you a kiss, but I'm afraid you won't believe me. After thinking about it, I had to quietly send a message to say hello. Have you been fooled today?
26. I am not superstitious, but I firmly believe that April Fool's Day is not appropriate. The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, is the sound true? Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world must be verified! April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you success and don't be fooled.
I wrote this poem on a whim. This poem is known to many people in the world. I don't like famous pigs, but I like fools. This is a matter of success or failure. Only a fool will be reading this poem if you don't believe it. Happy April Fool's Day
28. After in-depth observation, I found that I fell in love with you! How I want to travel through the eastern time and space, face to face with you, get a legal report and tell the truth: I love you, CCTV!
29. You don't like my soil, who let me live on the earth? You think I am ugly. Who can't compare me with you? You think I'm stupid. Who let today be April Fool's Day? Would you like to spend April Fool's Day with me, an ugly and stupid person?
30. You are my heart, you are my liver and you are my baby; You are my intestine, you are my stomach, and you are my constant comfort; You are my hand, you are my back, you are the back of my hand; Happy April Fool's Day to my dog!
3 1. Dear users, in order to keep you awake on April Fool's Day (1), we provide a quick book of wisdom, as long as you keep reading? I'm 250? You can learn it after ten times. May the holidays fill your heart with happiness!
I hope you will become more and more intelligent on this special day.
33. Wood makes furniture, scholars know poetry, people think about money, and fools read the news.
34. hey Okay？ Are you shocked to see it? Jump! I wish you a good mood!
I hope you will become more and more intelligent on this special day.
36. Same happiness, same happiness. Happy brother.
37. due to? Peace? In order to prevent the phone from being damaged, please turn it off for a week to ensure safety!
38. You should be mentally prepared today. The director wants to talk to you about the promotion.
39.why is it so dark? Because cows fly in the sky, why do cows fly? Because you are blowing on the ground.
40. Want to be a minister, afraid of being robbed; Want to be a secretary, afraid of getting angry; Want to be a manager, afraid of giving gifts; Want to be a contractor, afraid of falling down; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid you're slow.
4 1. Are you happy today?
42. Tell you good news: If the sim card is heated above 500 degrees, your mobile phone fee will be halved. Try it quickly! ! !
43. It's almost dawn ... but you should still be sleeping now ~ If I accidentally disturb you again ... I want to tell you sincerely ~ ~ I ... deliberately. ...
44. Congratulations to your wife for giving birth to another boy at home. You've been out for two years, and you won't come back to see it.
45. If you drop your mobile phone from a height of one meter, you will get an unexpected surprise. thank you
Ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork.
47. To test your Mandarin, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Dianthus, Dark Stone Passing through Chun Lv, Dark Stone Passing through Chun Zhu.
48. If you must compare with a pig, I think you are different from it in at least two aspects: 1. You can eat better than it. 2. It is smarter than you.
49. Nothing is difficult in the world, if you put your mind to it!
50. Congratulations on winning the first prize of the mobile company's Spring Festival Welcome Award, with a bonus of 6,543,800 yuan. Please bring your watermelon knife to the business departments of China Bank on April 654.38+0, and wish you a happy New Year.
5 1. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. I'll make the old lady wear a red mouth and give you some color to see see.
52. Don't move. Robbery! Hands up. Men stand on the left and women stand on the right! Stand among the perverts! I am talking about you! Look at the phone!
53.the sea! It's all water A good horse! It has four legs. It's silly to look at the mobile phone! He cracked his mouth.
54. According to a British science magazine, some people have successfully grafted cows and tomatoes, and people will be able to taste beef-flavored tomatoes in the near future.
55. Hello, when you received this message, your mobile phone was infected with virus. For specific reasons and cleaning methods, please close it quickly for ten times before consulting 1860.