Humorous sentences with childlike innocence

When Children's Day arrives, I will send a short message to wish. I wish you keep: childlike innocence, eliminate all troubles, childlike innocence, eliminate all misfortunes. May you be as happy as a child every year.

2. Do you want to eat candy? Here you are; Want to play with mud? Accompany you; Want to wear little red flowers? Send you; Want milk? Want to wet the bed? It depends on you; Who told you that today is your holiday? Haha ~ Happy Children's Day!

3. Small hands, dirty face, lollipop in mouth, crotch open, children's clothes small, kindergarten is school. Throw a handkerchief, hold hands, turn to find a friend, send a message when Children's Day arrives, and wish you always wet the bed and be happy!

4. When soda turns into beer, when picture books turn into evening papers, when red scarves turn into ties, when Altman T-shirts turn into suits and ties ... childhood really left us. June Day is coming, I hope you can find your lost childhood and be as happy as a child.

The sea of flowers is always fragrant, and there are beautiful hopes, carefree songs and happy dreams in the innocent season. June 1 blessing gives strength, happy childhood sends health: the melody of love flows, the warmth of laughter warms people's hearts, efforts grow fast, and a beautiful life has set sail.

June 1 day, give the remaining childlike innocence a holiday. Suggestion 1: climb naked in the room; Recommendation 2: streaking in bed; Recommendation 3: Try to wear open-backed pants to urinate at will; Recommendation 4: find a suitable person to recall the feeling of breastfeeding.

7. On Children's Day, adults have nothing to do, so texting can increase friendship. May your skin be as soft as a child, your smiling face as bright as a child, and your heart as carefree and happy as a child!

8. I conceived many ideas, brewed many blessings and considered many greetings, only to find that this sentence is the most true: Children's Day is coming, don't just play with mud, but also take care of yourself, pay attention to rest, and wish you a happy holiday!