(2) Take the lead for Ma Xiaotiao.
(3) Policy Agenda and Talent Show
(4)80 opinion polls
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Eighty opinion polls
Ding has memorized his policy agenda. This "policy agenda" was written by his father. Just like the "policy agenda" that Mao Chao inherited from his uncle, it is very formal and comprehensive. Although there are many things in it, such as "budget", "municipal construction" and "introducing foreign capital", Ding didn't understand it, but he recited the policy agenda written by his father word for word.
After class, I didn't go out to play. He put the policy agenda under the table and recited it there. Luhmann came to him: "Ding Wentao, how are you getting ready?"
"Everything is ready, only the east wind." Ding has answers. "I have recited the policy agenda, and practice makes perfect, and I have got the heavenly palace ..."
Inadvertently, idioms solitaire started again. He hurriedly asked Luhmann for information about Ma Tiao.
"What about Ma Xiaotiao?"
"What can he do?" Luhmann rolled his eyes and curled his lips. "The preliminaries will be cancelled."
Linguo Xia couldn't listen any longer: "Luhmann, you underestimate Ma Xiaotiao."
"How did I underestimate him?" Lu Manman is right. "His papaya head, can recite the policy agenda? And talent show. What talent do you think he has? "
Can't see what talent Ma Xiaotiao has shown, but she still thinks that Luhmann's contempt for Ma Xiaotiao in front of Ding has gone too far.
"Ma Xiaotiao dares to sign up, which shows that he is still very brave."
"Yes, Ma Xiaotiao is very brave. If he is too brave to know himself, this courage is a shortcoming. " Lu Manman has been a monitor since kindergarten and a monitor since elementary school. He is eloquent. Although Xia is a member of the brigade Committee, she has been dancing ballet since she was five years old. Standing on the stage, she almost always expresses herself through dancing, so her oral expression ability is not an order of magnitude compared with Luhmann.
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Adult Ding (partial)
Ding is called "the king of idioms", and what he says is a string of idioms. Ding has skill in his mouth, but not in his hand. He is slow in doing things. If you want to ask him, "Ding Wentao, haven't you finished yet?"
You only asked one question, and Ding has been waiting there for ten sentences: "What's wrong with slow?" A slow fire makes sweet malt. Boil sweet malt with slow fire. If you walk slowly, you won't fall. If you are careful, you won't go wrong. Slow paddle boat catches drunk fish, slow ... "
Ding keeps talking about idioms, just like a car with broken brakes.
The second class every Wednesday afternoon is class activity class. This class is not given by the teacher, but by the squadron members of the class in turn.
Next week's class activity class, it's the turn of the study Committee member Ding, who will hold a debate contest.
"Wen-,you in addition to debate, or debate. Can you not debate? "
The squadron leader Lu Manman was very dissatisfied with Ding. He held only one debate last time, and he will hold another debate this time.
"Braids are long and knowledge is short. Do you understand that the waves behind the Yangtze River push forward the waves and add fuel to the flames? "
Luhmann doesn't understand. Who knows what he means by saying so many messy things.
Ding wants to have another debate. He is eloquent, and only holding a debate can best show his talent in this field, especially his talent in saying idioms.
However, Ding's debate this time is really creative. It's an argument about animals-arguing about who has made the greatest contribution to mankind, the pig or the wolf.
The debate is divided into two groups, each with three people, one for the pig debate and the other for the wolf debate.
"Of course, pigs have made great contributions to mankind. What is there to argue about? "
"The pig must have won and the wolf lost."
Where will Ma Xiaotiao miss the chance to win the championship?
Ma Xiaotiao went to his good friend Tang Fei: "Tang Fei, let's sign up for the debate."
"Don't go." Tang Fei belongs to the kind of person who does more than one thing. "Go and argue with Mao Chao!"
Mao Chao likes bickering best. Ma Xiaotiao hasn't looked for him yet. He found Ma Xiaotiao first.
"Ma Xiaotiao, if we are pigs, we will definitely win."
There must be three people, and now we need one person. Tang Fei has said he can't come. Among his good friends, only Zhang Da is left.
Ma Xiaotiao said, "Let's go find Zhang Da."
Mao Chao burped with laughter.
Ma Xiaotiao knew what Mao Chao was laughing at. Zhang da stammered, let him argue, don't worry people to death!
Mao Chao suggested finding another person to be their partner, but Ma Xiaotiao disagreed: "But Zhang Da is our good friend!"
Ma Xiaotiao took Zhang Da to register in Ding.
"Ding Wentao, we have to fight for the pig."
"You?" Ding Wentao pointed to Zhang Da. "What about you?"
Zhang Da blushed: "No ... No?"
Ding Wentao laughed so hard that his glasses slipped to the tip of his nose. Since seeing the movie Harry Potter, Ding has changed the square glasses into round ones. Some people even say that he looks like Harry Potter.
"You look down on us?" Ma Xiaotiao looked at Wen with displeasure. "Do you think you can pretend to be Harry Potter by wearing such glasses? To be honest, we still have to win this debate. "
"Yelang arrogance, hubris, sims, hubris ..."
Ma Xiaotiao shouted: "Ding Wentao!"
Ding Wentao stopped: "How did you win?"
"We are pigs." Mao Chao is determined to win. "The contribution of pigs to human beings is definitely greater than that of wolves."
Ding told me that they didn't understand the rules of the debate.
"Come on, what are the rules?"
"This law is not its own way, it is not the opposite, it is not a dream, it is not an idiotic dream ..."
"Shut up!" Ma Xiaotiao roared, "Who are you calling an idiot?"
"Idiot" means "fool", "idiot" and "fool", and I understand them all.
Seeing the fire in Ma Xiaotiao's eyes, Zhang Da also clenched his fist, and Ding thought of an idiom-"He who knows the times is a hero". If he continues to chatter, he will really become an idiot.
"The rule of the debate is that pigs will be wolves and draw lots to decide. This is only fair. "
"Grasp ... just grasp ..."
Zhang Da rolled up his sleeve and was about to catch it.
Ding's old habit was repeated: "Haste makes waste, haste makes waste, and you can't eat hot tofu ..."
"There are no idioms!"
Ding said that he has not found a partner yet.
It is not difficult for ding to find a partner. Everyone knows that arguing with him can be a shoo-in.
Ding found two partners, one is the cleverest girl in the class, Lu Manman, and the other is the most beautiful girl in the class, Linguo Xia.
Mao Chao is guilty: "Their lineup is so strong!"
Ma Xiaotiao is sincere: "Isn't our lineup very strong?"
"You two are very ... strong, but I ... I'm not strong. Change me ... change me ... "
"Zhang Da, don't back down." Ma Xiaotiao's morale is high. "We are good friends, and good friends should fight side by side."
At the time of drawing lots, all six people from both sides of the debate were here. Ma Xiaotiao and Ding are representatives of both sides. They draw lots to decide who is the wolf and who is the pig.
Everyone wants to draw a pig, and there is a good chance of winning.
There are two paper balls with "Wolf" and "Pig" written on them in the middle of the desk. Ding and Ma Xiaotiao are both armed, like two loaded guns and drawn swords.
Ding condescending: "After you!"
Ma Xiaotiao hates being looked down upon by others, who is afraid of who! He twisted his neck: "You first!"
Linguo Xia was in a hurry to go to ballet class, so he didn't have time to watch them pretend to be polite: "You are' rock, paper, scissors'!"
"Rock, paper, scissors!"
Ma Xiaotiao gave the stone, Ding gave the scissors, and the scissors couldn't cut the stone. Ma Xiaotiao won!
Ma Xiaotiao grabbed a paper ball on the table and unfolded it-"Wolf".
Ding cheered over there. Needless to say, what he caught was a pig.
Stupid girl angel
Angel is the shortest girl in the class. Once in a Chinese class, Teacher Qin asked everyone to make sentences with "hope". The sentence made by the angel is: I hope to grow as tall as the tree outside the classroom.
The tree outside the classroom is a tall paulownia tree, at least ten meters high. The students all laughed, and so did Miss Qin.
On Arbor Day, Mr. Qin took his students to a beautiful river and watered the young trees along the river. Teacher Qin said that only by watering the young trees can they grow tall.
Teacher Qin assigned two students as a group: a male student and a female student. Boys carry water and girls water it.
The angel is with Ma Xiaotiao.
Ma Xiaotiao asked Angel, "Did your mother water you?"
Angel refused.
"No wonder you are so short. It turns out that your mother won't even water you. "
The angel asked, "Is it possible for me to grow taller by watering?"
"Of course!" Ma Xiaotiao pointed to a tree that the angel was watering. "Look, if you water this tree, it will grow very tall."
The angel asked again, "When I take a bath every night, I always take a shower with water. Is this watering? "
Ma Xiaotiao thought for a moment and said, "Not necessarily. You pour hot water and we pour cold water on the tree. Don't you want to grow as tall as the paulownia tree outside the classroom? You must pour cold water. "
The angel stood by a small tree, but forgot to water it. She has been thinking and imagining that she will grow taller if she is watered once. Water it every day, and it will grow every day until it grows as tall as a paulownia tree.
"Angel, water it quickly!"
Ma Xiaotiao saw Angel standing there at a loss and shouted at her.
"Ma Xiaotiao, I want you to water me."
"Really?"
Ma Xiaotiao couldn't wait to water the angel. Seeing that there was more than half a bucket of water left in the bucket, Ma Xiaotiao lifted it up with a clash, and the water poured from the angel's head to his feet.
It was early spring and Angel was still wearing a thick sweater. Her head, clothes and shoes are all covered with water, like a poor drowned rat.
"It's so cold!"
Angel trembled and his lips turned purple with cold.
Some students have told Miss Qin to leave. Teacher Qin Ran came over and saw Angel like this, anxious and angry.
"Ma Xiaotiao, you ... you are ridiculous!"
When Miss Qin gets angry, her face turns red. Angel and Ma Xiaotiao don't understand why Miss Qin is so angry.
Teacher Qin said that Ma Xiaotiao bullied female students, while Ma Xiaotiao said that he was not bullying Angel, but was just helping Angel grow taller.
"Ma Ma Xiaotiao jumps!" Teacher Qin pointed his finger at Ma Xiaotiao's head. "Are you out of your mind?"
Teacher Qin asked Ma Xiaotiao to apologize to the angel. Ma Xiaotiao doesn't understand why he should apologize to the angel. He's helping Angel grow taller!
It was quite scary for Ma Xiaotiao to see Teacher Qin angry, so he had to bow to the angel and say, "Sorry, I was wrong!" "
"I ... I don't want to ..." Ma Xiaotiao apologized quickly. Angel shook and said to Teacher Qin, "I asked ... Ma Xiaotiao to water me ..."
"Angel, are you crazy too?"
As soon as Mr. Qin said this, he regretted it. It's no problem to say that there is something wrong with Ma Xiaotiao's head. Never say that there is something wrong with the angel's head, because there is something wrong with her head.
Hearing the angel sneeze loudly, Teacher Qin quickly took off her wool coat, put it on the angel, and then sent her home at once.
Ann's mother was heartbroken to see Angel being drenched in this state. She wanted to find Ma Xiaotiao's parents across the hall and let them discipline her son, but for the sake of Qin's contribution, she wanted to endure it first.
Ann's mother gave Angel a hot bath. She cried while washing. Daughter is the pride of * * *, and no matter how stupid an angel is, she is also her darling. She will never allow her daughter to be bullied!
Ann's mother gets angrier the more she thinks about it. She decided to go to Ma Xiaotiao's parents and ask for an explanation.
Ann's mother is like a soldier about to go to war. She was about to rush out of the door in high spirits, but Angel stopped her.
"Mom, I'm hungry!"
Mrs. An weighed it: Is it more important to ask for advice or for the sake of her daughter's stomach? Finally, she thinks that her daughter's stomach is the most important thing. She turned to tie her apron and went into the kitchen.
In fact, after Miss Qin left Angel's house, she called Ma Xiaotiao's father. She told today's story, especially stressing that if Ma Xiaotiao watered other female students today, education would be fine, but he watered the angels ... When Mr. Ma Tianxiao heard that Ma Xiaotiao bullied girls like Angel, he couldn't wait to go home and give Ma Xiaotiao a good beating. As soon as Mr. Ma Tianxiao gets home, ask Ma Xiaotiao to take off his pants. Every time he beats his son, Mr. Ma Tianxiao asks Ma Xiaotiao to take off his pants and spank him. Ma Xiaotiao won't take it off. He said that before he took it off, he wanted to find out why he was beaten.
Mr Ma Tianxiao said, "You pour water on Angel's head. Do you think you should fight? "
Ma Xiaotiao said the angel told him to water it.
"She asked you to water it?" Mr. Ma Tianxiao sneered: "There is no such fool in the world."
"Dad, listen to me-"Ma Xiaotiao put his mouth close to Ma Tianxiao's ear. "Angel is so stupid."
Mr Ma Tianxiao patted Ma Xiaotiao's ass. He warned Ma Xiaotiao very seriously: "I'll hear you say Angel is stupid later, and I won't break your ass!" "
Mr Ma Tianxiao wants to take Ma Xiaotiao to Angel's house to apologize. Ma Xiaotiao said, "Are you going empty-handed?"
Ma Tianxiao is right to consider this issue. Giving some gifts can at least show their sincerity in apologizing.
Mr. Ma Tianxiao saw that Ma Xiaotiao was in such a hurry to go out, as if he were visiting relatives, so he had to remind him: "Ma Xiaotiao, don't think this is over, you have to call when you come back."
They go to the supermarket to buy presents first. As soon as I entered the supermarket, Ma Xiaotiao disappeared. Mr. Ma Tianxiao looked around. Ma Xiaotiao was already pushing a cart of things and waiting in the cashier's office.
Ma Xiaotiao pointed to a car full of colorful things and said to Mr. Ma Tianxiao, "These are all things that Angel likes to eat."
In fact, these are all things that Ma Xiaotiao likes to eat.
Ma Xiaotiao was carrying a big bag, and Mr. Ma Tianxiao came to Angel's house sweating with a big bag.
As soon as he entered the door, Ma Xiaotiao transported everything into Angel's room, and the two of them had a good time. Mr Ma Tianxiao was left there, so he had to keep bowing to Ann's mother and saying sorry, which made Ann's mother very embarrassed.
Her stomach is full of gas, and she has already flown out of the cloud nine.
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Four naughty eggs
That happened in the western suburb stadium scene-Linguo Xia squatted on the ground and tied his shoelaces for hippo, which greatly stimulated Ma Xiaotiao. Linguo Xia is the most beautiful girl in the class. I don't know whether she is proud or practicing ballet. She always walks with her head held high and doesn't care about people, and of course she doesn't care about Ma Xiaotiao. However, she is so kind to Zhang Da that she is willing to bend down and tie his shoelaces. Ma Xiaotiao never felt that Zhang Da was better than him. His mouth is as big as that of a hippo, and he can't speak clearly. Isn't it that he can knock eggs on his forehead?
Yes, it is because Zhang greatly can knock eggs on his forehead that he attracted so many girls around him in Xijiao Stadium that day. Of course, Linguo Xia is one of them. Her boiled eggs also let Zhang Da knock on her forehead and let Zhang Da help her eat boiled eggs that she couldn't swallow.
The more Linguo Xia ignores Ma Xiaotiao, the more Ma Xiaotiao wants Linguo Xia to ignore him. He thought that if he could also knock eggs on his forehead, he could also help Linguo Xia eat eggs. Can Linguo Xia treat him like Zhang Da?
Ma Xiaotiao began to practice tapping his forehead. Actually, it's not difficult to knock on the forehead. I found it difficult at first because I was afraid of pain. As long as you close your eyes, don't think about pain. Bang, the egg hit your forehead, and it hurt a little, but the egg broke, but the head didn't break.
Ma Xiaotiao will knock eggs on his forehead and practice eating boiled eggs every day. Ma Xiaotiao didn't like boiled eggs very much. He thinks boiled eggs smell like chicken shit. But Linguo Xia doesn't like boiled eggs, so he must like them so that he can have a chance to help her.
Ma Xiaotiao often takes a boiled egg to school after practicing the skill of knocking eggs on his forehead.
Linguo Xia is a good friend of Luhmann and often comes to Luhmann's seat to play with Luhmann. Ma Xiaotiao is Luhmann's deskmate. When he sees Linguo Xia coming, he will stay in his seat. At that time, both Luhmann and Linguo Xia wanted him to leave.
"Ma Xiaotiao, why don't you go to the playground to play?"
"I don't want to go."
Ma Xiaotiao took out a boiled egg from his schoolbag, bang, and knocked on his forehead. He thought Luhmann and Linguo Xia would scream. That day at the Xijiao Stadium, they all screamed when they saw the hippo banging eggs on their foreheads. Why didn't they scream when he knocked the egg on his forehead?
Luhmann took out a small notebook, which was a special notebook to record Ma Xiaotiao's poor performance. Luhmann remembered that Ma Xiaotiao had brought something to eat at school. Ma Xiaotiao doesn't care what she remembers. He is used to it. After school, he was called by teacher Qin to criticize.
Linguo Xia looked at Ma Xiaotiao like a fool.
Ma Xiaotiao can't swallow an egg in one gulp like a hippopotamus does, because its mouth is not that big, and it takes at least four bites to finish an egg.
Ma Xiaotiao bulging eyes, shrinking neck, very difficult to swallow the last bite of eggs. He said to Linguo Xia, "I can help you eat eggs."
"Why should I give you eggs?"
Linguo Xia rolled his eyes at Ma Xiaotiao, and Ma Xiaotiao was even more stupid.
"I mean, you don't like eggs, I can help you eat them."
"I don't like it and I won't give it to you!"
Linguo Xia turned away. Her hair has a long ponytail at the back of her head. As soon as she turned around, the "ponytail" was painted on Ma Xiaotiao's face, burning.
Linguo Xia always ignores Ma Xiaotiao.
Every afternoon after school, Ma Xiaotiao, Zhang Da, Mao Chao and Tang Fei all go home together. In fact, it's not exactly a road, just a detour. On the road, there is a topic every day, and this topic is often initiated by Mao Chao.
"Do you know?" Mao Chao one hand on Zhang Da's shoulder, one hand on Ma Xiaotiao's shoulder. "My cousin chooses' Ban Hua' in the class."
Mao Chao's cousin is in grade six in their school.
"What is' Ban Hua'?"
Ma Xiaotiao and Zhang Da asked almost in unison.
"I don't even understand in the class." In fact, Mao Chao hopes they don't understand, because he is a good teacher. "The class flower is the most beautiful girl in the class, and the school flower is ..."
"It is the most beautiful girl in the school."
Tang Fei said in front of Mao Chao. He didn't say anything just now because he had chocolate in his mouth. Now that there is nothing in my mouth, I am in a hurry to talk.
"Let's choose the class flower, too!"
Zhang Da said he chose Linguo Xia, but Ma Xiaotiao disagreed.
"I don't choose her."
"Then who do you choose?"
In fact, in Ma Xiaotiao's mind, he also admitted that Linguo Xia was the most beautiful girl in the class, but he just didn't choose her. Mao Chao said, "I know who Ma Xiaotiao will choose?"
"Who is he going to choose?"
"He wants to choose Angel."
Mao Chao said and ran away. He knew that Ma Xiaotiao would fight him hard, because Angel was the ugliest and dumbest girl in the class, but she was Ma Xiaotiao's neighbor. When Ma Xiaotiao really can't find anyone to play with, she sometimes plays with her.
Ma Xiaotiao wanted to fight to the death with Mao Chao, but Zhang Da stopped him and asked him to make it clear: "Why don't you choose Linguo Xia as the ... class flower?"
"If you don't choose her, you don't choose her." Ma Xiaotiao remembered the scene where Linguo Xia squatted on the ground to tie Zhang Da's shoelaces, the scene where Linguo Xia asked Zhang Da to help her eat eggs, and of course the scene where Linguo Xia watched him knock eggs on his forehead like a fool, and remembered the scene of "ponytail" on Linguo Xia's face ... "She is ugly, she is ugly, she is a dinosaur!"
Dinosaurs are the ugliest and ugliest people.
Ma Xiaotiao, get it off your chest, and finally let out the gas accumulated in his stomach these days.
Zhang Da grabbed Ma Xiaotiao by the collar and held his fist high: "If you say that Xia ... Linguo Xia is afraid of dragons, I will hit you."
If no one is watching, Ma Xiaotiao may not say. At this time, Mao Chao, who escaped, came back. Tang Fei, who was eating in his mouth just now, stopped eating at this time. They all looked at Ma Xiaotiao to see if he dared to say anything.
Ma Xiaotiao has no steps to go, no retreat, so he has to throw caution to the wind.
"Linguo Xia is a dinosaur!"
Zhang Da punched down, and Ma Xiaotiao's head tilted. As a result, Zhang Da's fist hit Ma Xiaotiao on the shoulder. Ma Xiaotiao didn't call it pain, Zhang Da called it pain-it turned out that the bone on Ma Xiaotiao's shoulder was too hard and hurt Zhang Da's fist.