He is 27 years old and has lived in seclusion in a small courtyard in the mountains for three years. He raises chickens, grows vegetables and paints, and likes to watch Nanshan leisurely.

Remember that Zhang Erdong who blew up our circle of friends because she lived by the mountain? He has lived in a small yard in the mountains for three years. Recently, he rearranged his life all the year round. From June 65438+ 10 to February 65438+February, the month is different, and he is very happy, which makes us envy living in the city.

Let's take a look at Zhang Erdong's vivid self-report:

A thousand years is too long, and a day is too short.

A year?

During 20 15, I combed the trivial life for one year, and it was another year in a blink of an eye. It is said that the days on the mountain pass slowly, and every day is a real day, but I still feel fast, probably because the life cycle is too short.

The older you get, the less you know which ones are fictional and which ones are real, so it's good to have photos.

There are flowers in spring, moons in autumn, cool breeze in summer and snow in winter.

January/It's still snowing

In January, it was still snowing.

Furry branches

Tintin Mao Mao, chiseling ice for water.

Just now, a monkey passed by the door in ill-fitting clothes, begging for water.

When he left.

He asked me

Are there any immortals in this mountain?

I have five chickens. The first one with a name is chicken, which is not very gregarious. It's called Xia Feng. My friend said that he would also name other chickens. I said yes, rural chickens should start with rural names, such as Cuihong and Lan Ying. Bright colors and big eyes, let's call it Hongyan, which sounds pungent. The softer one is called Yuzhu, like a little sister. I flirt with the rooster every day and call it Chunhua, a slut. Where is the rooster? If you are really brave and domineering, call it a bear? Beargguy? No, not good enough. Chicken bully? Forget it. Forget it. Just call it Jianguo.

Jianguo is the strongest rooster in our village.

Xia Feng is always alone, and she doesn't eat until others have finished eating.

I usually take care of her.

I think Xia Feng looks good, with big breasts and fat buttocks, and smells like a hen.

Better than those women, and her eyes are much softer.

I have always felt that juxtaposition is the most objective. Just like when we watched The Legend of the Wulin, we thought Yan Ni was beautiful, but it was much dimmer when we walked with Fan Bingbing. We think Fan Bingbing is beautiful, but standing with keira knightley will make her beautiful and boring.

If you don't believe me, look at Xia Feng, and then look at Hongyan. Obviously, Xia Feng is very Xia Feng and Hongyan is very Hongyan.

smooth

February/this is just right.

Crowd and love have hypnotic effect, which makes people not awake.

Only lonely, clear as a newborn.

In February, I went home for a week during the Spring Festival.

I'm 2A ... very close to 2B ... very cold.

I am ashamed. Every time I go down the mountain for more than a week, I feel anxious. The environment has a hypnotic effect. Once you get too close, you will lose yourself, be passive and get hurt. So I still have to run away.

This place is just right.

Childhood friends (unfortunately, the dog below died of a cold in April. This is another story)

The time of this life can be controlled by me and will continue; There are movies, music, books, rice paper, brushes and oil painting frames; There are chickens, geese, cats and dogs; There are mountains, clouds, wind, sun, food, drink and surplus grain. You can wake up naturally, Mu Xuantang.

I have everything I want. What I don't want has nothing to do with me.

March/apricot blossom

March, the last snow

What are you drawing? Just stand for a moment.

Xinghua baobao

In March, apricot blossoms are in full bloom.

Sahuan benpao

Pretend to fall

boudoir

Two cocks, a hen,

Then the defeated party will be isolated.

Two hens, a rooster,

Then the two hens will be inseparable and become best friends.

A nest of hens, a rooster

In this way, the rooster has the style of a rooster.

Hens will have it, too.

The taste of stewed chicken

At the end of March, wild flowers were everywhere.

April/the season of eating goods

April, the season of eating goods.

Dandelion is edible.

Water copy, cold salad, onion, ginger, garlic

Yu Qian

Weijin

Yu Qian, you can also play.

Walnut whiskers peel easily.

Walnut beard and scallion salad

Sophora japonica is my favorite.

The distinction between soil eggs is simple.

The concentration of egg white, the color of egg yolk, orange.

..... SAO, etc. Wipe your saliva and go on.

Steamed, sesame oil and garlic can be served.

The rice smells of flowers.

In April, you can eat sheep seeds.

There are mosquitoes

May/mating season

In May, mountain flowers are in full bloom.

When the Spiraea is ripe, the wind blows and snowflakes are everywhere.

Wild chrysanthemum, take it home.

On the back hillside is a sea of flowers, dotted with small yellow flowers, like fireflies all over the mountains, which is beautiful. However, when I went back two days later, I was chopped up by villagers in the mountains and fed to cattle. They won't be happy until they see the potatoes blooming in the vegetable field.

Hunger aesthetics.

I asked my aunt, what's good about a middle-aged man's beer belly? My aunt said, what a style! For her, "style" is higher than "beauty" in traditional aesthetic standards (such as beautiful facial features), which has become a normal aesthetic in her view. This kind of aesthetics actually stems from the hunger and thirst for that kind of power. In the 1990s, men tightened suit pants, white shirts, BB machines and mobile phones with belts were born, which was the hunger for power. Just like some people think that the buildings wrapped in local gold look good now, it is because of their hunger for money. Farmers cut wild flowers from all over the mountains and feed them to cattle, only happy that the flowers that can bear fruit in vegetable fields stem from hunger for food.

I find wild flowers always look better. Like roses in the garden, we have all seen them. But a few daisies in the corner are much more touching.

Mystery and strangeness bring people more than freshness.

Encounter lotus

Cherry is delicious.

model

Steamed dumpling kernel, the key point: it must have the taste of firewood ash.

Jinhua Yin Hua honeysuckle

May, mating season.

Butterflies are quite warm. Like the love of China people, it is reserved.

The weevil is a little ... a little European and American.

The master is in the folk: running at high speed while making love.

What happened in the end

Two little guys, wherever they go, must have taken me as their mother.

Sophora japonica has a short flowering period.

Haven't eaten enough (? )

This afternoon, I met an ant and was attacked by two others.

It was a bloody scene, class B.

Ant, I only focused on it when I was a child.

I always thought that the patterns on the wings of butterflies,

This was painted by the creator.

June/small vegetable garden

June, small vegetable garden

The flowering period of hollyhock is so long.

When watering plants, you can hear them drinking water.

Scratch a small tomato

Pepper is tender as water.

All living things have the same eyes when they are young. Chickens, ducklings, puppies, piglets, one-or two-year-old babies, including the newly-produced fruits and small flower buds of plants, are all innocent and lovely.

The wheat is ripe.

Calculate yellow cut

The house oozes water in the middle of the night.

Change the canal when it rains, thinking of Du Fu.

It's really called Zhang Erdong! ! !

In June, I went home to help harvest wheat.

When I came back, I forgot my key.

Whether it's an old craft or an old industry, we work very hard, just like this old lock of Huashan brand, which is the size of an egg and heavy. If I forget to bring it, I'll hit it with a hammer. The iron bar will bend and the lock core hasn't popped out yet. Had to use a cutting machine.

Pay tribute to the era when it was not impetuous and speculative.

Four laying hens have surprises every day.

July/cicada

Flower jump

I know too much.

In July, peaches are eaten.

I don't eat watermelon seeds.

Wild lily, looks delicious.

Millet bears fruit

The vegetable garden can be picked.

Malnourished bitter gourd cucumber, what a shame.

Okra is thriving.

Water replication and oil splash

August/It's food season again.

Wild grape

August is the season of eating goods again.

Deep-fried in August, with mushy taste and white sugar.

The flowers have grown up.

An onion

So what did the scissors cut off?

An extra leaf was accidentally cut off from this branch.

This is much more complete.

It is this that conforms to the aesthetic standard of "point, line and surface". And that standard is the meaning of the existence of art, that is, Su Lin's scissors were cut off.

September/chrysanthemums everywhere

My mother gave me plums.

Mei dou, it's really beautiful.

Big beard

In September, the millet is ripe.

In September, there are small wild chrysanthemums everywhere.

In September, I had the honor of meeting Mr. Shipu, and we hit it off and had a good talk.

Say lucky, it can be said that the tradition of contemporary Chinese painting and learning from the law, if there is only one person left, it will be a rock-breaking.

Mr. Shipu's painting

I'd better look at the clouds first.

Look at wild flowers

October/autumn is strong.

In October, autumn is strong.

Huojing persimmon, directly hung, can be hung until it snows.

It tastes like frosted ice cream.

Autumn smells good, bleak and lonely, full of red leaves and yellow leaves, and a refreshing chill. Sober, easy to be pessimistic, so autumn is the easiest ... to be happy.

Persimmon with first frost. Or peel it.

Soak some jujube vinegar

Wild chrysanthemum, baked with small fire, can make tea.

The burning leaves are fragrant.

Spring morning, summer night. Noon in winter and afternoon in autumn.

I only drew small tomatoes, and the flowers were painted by fences.

Gaofeizi

After I finish writing, I will cook noodles to eat.

Meet two teachers.

Very impressive. I went down the hill from the path and saw a teacher and a disciple coming out of the mountain. The apprentice who walks in front is really like an inexperienced little nun, with a brisk pace, stop-and-go, and fresh. He walked backwards while talking to master. He is so cute. Compared with the master behind him, he looks very calm, kind and quiet. For an instant, there is a feeling of crossing Jin Yong's martial arts.

Take a sneak shot.

I have met many monks, but I seldom see good-looking monks. Most of them are dark and muddy, but many beautiful nuns look clean.

Women are easy to confuse men, but they are also easy to make themselves clear. You see, most of those single women are "clean"

1 1 month/light snow

Goose has grown up, and Tang Qiang's threesome has switched careers and mixed up.

It is said that the boy who was beaten in a sweater is new here. He was taught a lesson because he always answered the teacher's questions actively in class. ...

Indeed, grown up. ...

What a mess.

Children in the distance are not allowed to watch any more!

Next year's goose eggs should be able to hatch goslings

1 1 month, the fog at the foot of the mountain is very thick.

The clouds in the mountains are very light.

1 1 month, with light snow.

Clear a batch of paintings for the old lady next door to burn.

Jade is just a stone.

Good oil painting, waterproof, sunscreen and leak-proof. Can burn kang, shade, fence, keep warm in winter, wind in summer. A small picture can also be used as a tea tray. Chinese painting can only mess up the wall, light the phone number and buy oil paintings.

If you can't be a plant, you can be an animal. Plants only need sunlight and water to live a contented life. Look at them. I wish the sun had come out. When they are thirsty, they will be glad to have a little water. They can be buddhas like plants. Animals are a little more demanding than plants. Besides eating well and sleeping well, we have to have fun, run and have girlfriends. All these can be satisfied, which is the best life. People's words

1 1 one day in a month, it should be the first time that potatoes have grown so big. As a partner, I feel a lot. I think it should be more profound than my feelings. Like an ancient man who crossed into modern society, he was nervous, curious and at a loss-in fact, I knew what he was thinking. There are many things in potatoes that I will learn all my life, such as innocence and innocence in my eyes. In the later life, you can eat, drink, have fun and run like a potato, and you will be close to the Tao.

Small pillow

December/Every drop of water freezes.

In December, every drop of water will freeze

Just cook one meal a day.

The rainy season is too long this year, and the persimmon cakes made before are moldy.

(Zhou) Brother Gong Du bought millet for some friends to eat. I didn't embezzle it.

1 February and1month, the book was published, and I only read it in1February.

A whole year, many things have happened.

Ding.

Frequent happiness. So I don't usually answer this question. Will I live in the mountains all my life?

Self-knowledge, self-discipline, self-consciousness, self-reflection, self-awakening, self-help, self-entertainment, self-certification, pretentiousness and self-identity.

I look better and better, more and more like a child, more and more like a kind old man.