Ask and answer brain teasers (preferably 63)

? Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something. A humorous short sentence can make people laugh. So what are some good brain teaser sentences? The following is the "brain teaser routine (preferably 63)" that I have carefully arranged for you. Welcome everyone to refer to it, I hope it will help you!

Q&A brain teaser routine (preferably 63) (Part I)? 1. Who is a half-hearted person? Answer: A man with many hearts, because that man has three hearts.

? 2. A red crab with a length of cm and a black crab with a length of cm are racing. Who will win? -Answer: Black Crab. Because the red crab is ripe.

? A marshal is one level higher than a general. When will the marshal and the general be equal? -Answer: Playing chess.

? 4. What won't get wet when it falls into the water? -answer: shadow.

? Xiao Wang is a driver. One day, he had a car accident. When _ _ arrived, he found a dead man in the car. Xiao Wang did say that it was none of his business. Why? Answer: Xiao Wang drives a hearse.

? 6. What animal stays up late every day? -Answer: Panda, its eyes are black with boiling.

? 7. One pig sells RMB, but why can two pigs sell tens of thousands of RMB? -Answer: Because it is really rare for a pig to have two heads.

? 8. A person, a boat, a dog, a rabbit and a cabbage. This man wants to transport these three things to the other side of the river, and send those two first? Answer: Send dogs and cabbage first.

? 9. Who likes being told to go away best? A: People in prison.

? 10. What is the cleanest way to mop the floor? -answer: push.

Q&A brain teaser routine (preferably 63) (Part II)? 1.—— A sow crossed the river with a piggy on her back. After crossing the river, she was still a little pig. Why? Answer: Sows can't count.

? 2.-One day, Xiaoying saw Xiaoming and immediately exclaimed. Xiao Ming looked at it and exclaimed. Why? Answer: Because they are playing games.

? Xiao Wang opened a hospital, and the business has not been very satisfactory. One day, there was a sudden queue of people in his hospital. Why? Answer: Because he posted a discount for hospitalization today at the hospital gate.

? 4.— Xiaohua, cm tall, came back from playing baseball one day and became cm. Why? Answer: because of being beaten, I grew a bag of two centimeters.

? 5.- In the racing competition, a car crashed into a tree and the car was smashed to pieces, but the driver was unscathed. Why? Answer: It was a remote control car race.

? Old boys, who lives in the countryside of Taiwan Province Province, has a rooster to wake him up every morning. Now I have arrived at my son's house in America. No matter how the rooster crows, old boys wakes up. Why? Answer: American roosters pronounce in English.

? The gangster robbed the MTV store and shot the owner. In desperation, the shopkeeper pulled out a video block, which was safe. Why? Answer: The gangster took a water gun.

? 8.— Last Mid-Autumn Festival advocated "Don't let Chang 'e laugh at us for being dirty", but this year it didn't. Why? Answer: Because Chang 'e died of laughter last year.

? 9.-Picking "bones" in an egg is deliberately making trouble. What does it mean to choose a "stone" in an egg? Answer: Chickens have to pick stones when they get kidney calculi.

? 10.-Xiaoming went to a joke telling contest and kept putting ice on his mouth all the way. Why? Answer: I'm afraid the jokes will be stale by then.

Q&A brain teaser routine (preferably 63) (Chapter 3)? 1, blue knife and blue gun, guess an idiom. -answer: invulnerability (invulnerability)

? 2. What should the driver do first after getting into the car? -Answer: Sit down

? 3. What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? A: Confucius' son is on the left. Mencius' son is on it.

? 4. What can I borrow without returning it? -Answer: Sorry.

? 5. What was the first animal you saw in the zoo? -Answer: Conductor

? 6. What can't a magnifying glass enlarge? -Answer: Angle

? 7. What will increase by half after standing upside down? -Answer: 6

? 8. How should a woman who has been divorced fifty times describe her? (An idiom)-Answer: Abandon the former "Gong"

? 9. When is1+2 not equal to 3? A: In case of calculation error.

? 10, what kind of wheel can only turn? -Answer: The wheels of the windmill.

? 1 1. How do pandas take color photos? Answer: Just stick out your tongue.

? 12. Who is Mi's mother? -Answer: Flowers (peanuts)

? 13. Where is the coldest place in the south? Answer: Antarctica

Q&A brain teaser routine (preferably 63) (Chapter 4)? 1. A big wooden house is lighter than air, but it won't move even if people push it! Why? Answer: It's the shadow of the wooden house.

? 2. What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? -answer: the murder weapon (hitting people); Air conditioning (whether it is broken or air conditioning)

? There are two bridges on a river, one is high and the other is low. Why does the high flood twice a year and the low flood only once? A: Gao Qiao is downstream.

? A square table is missing a corner. How many angles are there? Answer: Pentagon.

? 5. What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer: fake flowers.

? 6. A one-year-old kitten accidentally swallowed a RMB coin. His father nervously hung him upside down and pulled him back, but the kitten spit out a RMB coin. What should he do at this time? Answer: continue to feed him a dollar coin.

? 7. Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby with only one right eye? Answer: Everyone has only one right eye.

? 8. How can a tiger tied by a one-meter rope eat grass how far away? Answer: Tiger .. Don't eat grass.

? 9. One night, a strong wind blew. At this time, there is always a lighted candle on the table. First it was blown out by the wind, and then it was blown out by a gust of wind. Finally, how many candles are left on the table? Answer: Root, everything else is burnt out.

? 10. A heavy rain, farmers who are busy planting seeds have fled, but there is still one person who does not leave. Why? Answer: That's a scarecrow.

Q&A brain teaser routine (preferably 63) (Chapter 5)? 1.—— Why did a junior high school girl faint in the legendary haunted toilet? Answer: He forgot that the toilet door was pulled, but he couldn't push it open for a long time and fainted.

? 2. A bet B: "I can bite my right eye." B don't believe it. A took off her artificial eye and took five bites in her mouth. A added, "I can still bite my left eye." B still doesn't believe it. As a result, a won again How did he do it? Answer: He took out his false teeth and bit his left eye.

? 3.- Most people eat with their left and right hands, right? Answer: What do you want with your mouth?

? 4.-Don't cry until you see the coffin "can be used to describe a stubborn person. Do you know who is a diehard "Don't cry when you see a coffin"? Answer: of course it is dead.

? Lao Wu smokes two packs of cigarettes every day, and his wife forces him to cut his weight by half, so Lao Wu divides the day into two periods and smokes at the same interval speed in the past. In fact, Lao Wu's cigarette consumption has not decreased at all. Why? A: His division is that waking and sleeping are equal to undiminished.

? 6. Lao Li stood on the road gesturing, but the police didn't come to arrest him. Why? Answer: Lao Li is a policeman.

? 7. A frog fell into a dry well 30 meters deep. If it can jump two meters at a time, how many times does it need to jump out of the wellhead? A: He will fall to death in such a deep dry well.

? 8.— Zhou Yu, a handsome man in the Three Kingdoms, why did he say with emotion, "Why was Yu born?" ? Answer: Because Zhuge Liang is more handsome than Zhou Yu.

? 9.— Dabao, who has always loved cakes, why can't she even eat the cupcakes in front of her today? Answer: Because he just finished eating that/

? 10. —— Why did Afa quietly tell smelly skin that he forgot to zip his pants, but smelly skin didn't care? Answer: Because Afa is talking about himself.

Q&A brain teaser routine (preferably 63) (Chapter 6)? 1. What animal was killed by you but shed your blood? Answer: mosquitoes.

? A piece of iron will rust if it is left outside. What about gold? Answer: It was stolen.

? Where can a horse go without four legs? Answer: On the chessboard.

? Xiaoming's family is rich, but he never asks his mother for a penny when he wants to buy toys. Why answer: Because you can't buy toys for a penny.

? Xiao Wang lives in a building. Why does he go upstairs every time he goes out? Answer: He lives in the basement.

? 6. How to make the impossible possible at the fastest speed? A: Remove the word "no"

? 7. Which part of the human body in the world is exactly the same color? Answer: blood.

? 8. Lao Wang shaves many times a day and still has a beard on his face. Why? Answer: He is shaving others.

? 9. How to put a stick on the ground so that no one can pass through the answer: put the stick on the wall.

? 10. Which newspaper has the least circulation Answer: Telegraph.