2, the mouth is a little dry, in? Give me a kiss.
The other party's mobile phone is hungry, please feed it with a red envelope.
I come here occasionally, but I won't talk to you. If you want to chat, answer my question first: which came first, the chicken or the egg?
5. Hello, the host is not here. Please leave a message for the host. Thank you for your use! The owner's inflatable doll.
6. Do you want to chat with me? I don't know much, that's all!
7. If there is no reply within a few minutes, then I am peeing; If there is no reply within minutes, then I am defecating; If I don't reply within a few minutes, then I don't have any paper.
8. Do you really want to chat with me? Have you thought about it? No regrets? Really don't regret it?
9. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please contact 1 10 for details. Thank you. Goodbye.
10, this is Xiao. She is sleeping. I'll ask her to call you back when she wakes up.
1 1. I have received your message, but the other party read it and just won't reply.
12, a cute little pig, with big innocent eyes, pouted at you and said, Go on, I'm listening carefully!
13, the subscriber you dialed is being sorted, please redial later.
14, stop arguing, the baby has fallen asleep.
15, you can't kill me through the screen.
16, the shopkeeper said that she needed a packet of tomato-flavored French fries to know her whereabouts.
17, I went to play with the fairy sisters, and I came down to see you.
18. Your message was sent, but the user didn't reply.
19, alas-you are so naughty! Look, I'm not finished. There you go again!
20, reply information skills are cooling down.
2 1, do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it anyway.
22. I am XX's dog. XX is not in now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you if you like.
23, in the shower, do not disturb, peep, please buy tickets, 40 individuals, 20% groups, booking phone: I will not tell him the average person!
24. Your QQ has been infected with Trojan virus. Please send "I love you" to start the firewall, and the system will automatically kill virus for you.
25. Hello, I'm going to kill some people, and I'll be back soon.
26. I'm sorry, I think you are too beautiful to reply to you manually.
I'm really dating Yibo, and I don't have time to talk to you.
28, the host is busy, unless you introduce your little brother, there is no discussion.
29, more annoying, more annoying, more annoying, the boss's daily tasks are always endless, you have to ask me when to go online, I said it is basically difficult.
30, little brother, leave a contact information!
3 1, I was in a daze, but I'm not here now. If you are slow, look down.
32. I went to kindergarten Come and see me after school.
33. Message sending error: Restarting may solve this problem. Please call 1 10 if you have any questions. After you connect, please shout "stupid" before someone answers.
34. Hello, I replied automatically and can chat with you, but that's all I know.
35. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.
36. I will pick stars for Li Xian and bring you a moon when I come back.
You miss me so soon. Don't worry, I'll be right back.