2. Fashion is easy. Let the value of your decorations exceed your intrinsic value, and you will be fashionable.
It is polite to smile at those self-righteous women.
He was walking in the street, and many people saw him unexpectedly.
5, because the secretary works when something happens, and works when nothing happens.
6, let me cry, I will definitely let you leave blood.
7. There is another word for those women who love me.
8. This sentence is for the woman I love.
9. One woman loves you, you are handsome, and two women love you, you are good.
10, and sometimes people are not people. (next88) Are you a person?
He is the only person who can make Yao Ming look up.
12, the standard of successful men in society now is busy during the day and busy at night.
13, it snows and the ground slips. Get up when you fall. Don't blame a woman for being heartless. It depends on whether you are numb or not.
14, never leave a name for doing good. I'm Liu Wenbo, a public educator in China.
15, what the hell? Everything is settled.
16, the book has its own colorful childhood dreams; Books have their own simple shadow of middle age; Books have their own red days in old age.
17. Picking up girls is like hanging buttons. Coax him for two hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.
18, men pay love for B, and women pay B for love.
19, everyone's starting line is the same, the key is to use different means of transportation.
20. Men's good hair falls backwards, while women wear less good clothes.
2 1, I am still a young man from Harbin, Heilongjiang, north of China, in the prime of life.
22. Every time I miss a girl, I stick a brick on my body, so there is the Great Wall.
23. Ask others less if they should, and ask yourself more if they are worth it.
I didn't sleep well last night, and the snoring of the girl next door bothered me all night.
I don't know whose bed your wife is in.
26. Men hate people who seduce their wives, especially those who give up halfway.
27. The man made money and wanted to divorce his wife.
28, passionate seeds, ruthless * * *.
29. A good brother will never ask you right or wrong, only who your opponent is.
30. Don't be a giant in words and a dwarf in action. That dream is always a dream.
For thousands of years, many young girls have tried their best to make him laugh.
32. If you can't dress a woman in a wedding dress, don't untie her underwear.
33. People are sometimes not people. Are you human?
34. There is no despair, only desperate people.
35, smoking and drinking, more and more, roller skating cartridge guns, each take what you need, shake up.
36. The ground won't let me level the road, so I level it myself.
37. In today's society, all bosses want to have a secretary around them.
Don't lose hope, you never know what will happen tomorrow.
Dear, I love you as loyal as RMB. Are you satisfied?
40, hair must be short, talk must shout, big gold chain leaks, B, wait a minute, thieves have factions.
4 1, I don't know whose wife is lying in your bed tonight. I don't know whose bed your wife is lying in.
As a man, only when he can support his family, career and love.
43. Life is really interesting. Life always fucking plays with me.
44. When I love you, you are what you say.
45. Men can be romantic, but not obscene. Women can be romantic, but they can't have abortions.
46. I want to tell the girl I like. My love for you is as loyal as that for RMB.
47. I wonder whose wife is lying in your bed tonight.
48. A person lives a lifetime, half drunk, half awake and half floating.
49. People who always distort the goodwill of others are hopeless.
50. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.
When a man can't make money, his wife wants to divorce him.
52. "Nanjing! Nanjing! This film uses a lot of personification techniques.
53. Corporate culture is a tool invented by capitalists to "make horses run fast and not let them eat grass".
54. Send the following words to the women around you and in society.
It was he who caused the earthquake and tsunami in Japan.
56. People say that men have gold under their legs, but my brother has hidden the whole leg without even finding a copper coin.
57. Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and pour the water, light the pot!
58. Give me a girl. I can create a country.
59. Because Brother Numb always thinks that the world without opponents is the most terrible.
60. Hey, guys, pay attention. I suggest you clean the leek between your teeth before grinning.
6 1, one day I will let your name appear in my household registration book.
62. Whenever I meet someone pretending to be B, I always bow my head.
63. Qianshan is always full of love, plus QQ.
I like making friends, especially girlfriends.
65. You are capable and energetic. If you were really awesome, you might not be standing in this place today.
66. SAO is SAO. Coquettish and virtuous. Cheap to cheap. Cheap and dignified.
67. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs; Sometimes people are not people. Are you human? I like making friends, especially girlfriends.
I can't give you happiness tonight, but I can make you comfortable.
69. Those who give us private advice and point out our mistakes are true friends.
70. This question is so creepy, outrageous and crazy.
7 1, if I hadn't hit you, I would have turned against you.
Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake.
73. I like shaking my head, and I like to shoot flat and sideways. Wechat vows can be deceived. If you do, you will be embarrassed.
74. In fact, those beautiful women are innocent, just beautiful.
75. Dear, I love you as loyal as RMB. Are you satisfied?
76. Is the departure of leaves the pursuit of the wind or the non-retention of leaves?
Just think about what to eat tomorrow, and life will be full of hope.
78. I always stare at the sunrise, and I am homeless and sad at sunset.
79. If you have the ability, you will love me all your life. Can you do it?
Holding your hand, no matter where I am, I want to run to heaven.
8 1, don't sleep late every day, just sleep at 2 pm; Don't get up too early in the morning, just get up at 5 o'clock.
82. Society is progressing, and men like to play around.
The headmaster said that if one day I wouldn't leave a virgin on the earth.
Then don't unbutton her underwear.
85. Affectionate seeds meet heartless bitches.
I can't make you happy tonight, but I can definitely make you comfortable.
87. The society is progressing, and people in today's society always like to play * * *.
88. The farthest journey is from one's body to another's heart, and from one's heart to another's.
89. Friends who have been defeated by Brother Numb, I hope you will cheer up soon.