Biography of Mr. Nan Guo! ! !

It is said that after Mr. Nan Guo was driven out of the palace by King Qi Min, who liked to listen to the solo of Xunzi, he had to wander in various vassal countries because of his poor skills, and his life was very poor. A few years later, he came to Chu, and one day he was wandering in the street. Suddenly, a line of big black words on the wall "apply for a certificate-please 1234567890" came into view. It turned out that someone I didn't know made a local advertisement for free. Mr. Nanguo then took out his only six-jiao Chu coins, spent fifty cents on the telephone booth and called according to the number written on the wall. Only one person who speaks Chu replied, "I live in mercenary street and unscrupulous lane." 372 1 ",please come to me as soon as possible if you want to apply for a permit! "Mr. Nan Guo then turned left and right, inquired all the way, and finally came to a low house. Knocking at the door, I saw a man in his 40 s busy, with complete and modern production equipment around him, and the ground was full of colorful documents. "What certificate can the master do?" He asked eagerly. "That depends on what you need to prove, birth certificate, death certificate; Marriage certificate and divorce certificate; Soldier's card and officer's card; There is nothing I can't do with diplomas and degree certificates from universities in various vassal countries. " "Well, give me a doctor's degree certificate from the wind instrument department of Chu Conservatory of Music." "Okay, the cost is five yuan. You can pay tomorrow. " Mr. Nan Guo listened to the man's happy answer and left.

The next day, he took the costume that he secretly hid when he left the palace and didn't turn it in to the pawnshop. When he became a 6-Chu Yuan coin, he came to the registry to retrieve a red bronzed doctoral degree certificate. After a full meal with the remaining one yuan, he hitchhiked back to Qi. When I came to the front of the palace of Qi, the gate had already been replaced by a new guard he didn't know. Seeing his shabby clothes and unkempt hair, the guard let him in without saying anything. "It's a scholar meets a scholar, how knowledgeable he is and how high his education is. you do not get it , do you? This is the unique demeanor and temperament of artists. " He took out his red certificate and waved it in front of the guard. "I am a doctor of music. I want to see the monarch. You little soldier, you can't take responsibility for losing something! " Hearing this, the guard didn't know what to do, so he was scared to make amends again and again and quickly let him in.

After several years' absence, Mr. Nanguo knew that Qi Min, the king of China, had passed away and his eldest son, Qi Huangong, had succeeded to the throne.

Mr. Nan Guo was guided by former acquaintances in the palace and received by the monarch. After three visits and nine knocks, he said, "I risked my life to report that your grandfather was very wise and didn't doubt my skills, but he let me play with those who didn't have diplomas and buried my brilliant students;" Your father was provoked by a villain and suspected that I couldn't play the flute at all, so he let me solo with the 299 flute players. I play the elegant Chun Xue, which people with low artistic accomplishment can't understand. I disdained to compete with them and left angrily. Now I hear that you are extremely wise, unique in vision, brilliant in talent and thirsty for talent, so I will work for you. " So I handed the certificate in my hand.

"My father was confused and drove Mr. Qi out of the court, which wronged Mr. .. You are a senior music talent who returned from studying abroad, and I must reuse it." The king of Qi gave orders faintly on the spot.

So Mr. Nan Guo was appointed as the senior artistic director of Qiguo Palace Orchestra, with a high salary and special government allowance, and was allowed to enroll master students.

Mr. Nan Guo was not convinced of the high business level of the group, so he increased the punishment and fired several people, while the others obeyed. They all left him a beard and rushed to apply for his graduate school. In name only, Mr. Nan Guo also compiled a series of "Complete Works of Tar Blowing Skills", which allowed each member of the orchestra to write articles in chapters and reimburse 50 sets. King Qi Huan ordered the court to buy the rest and made a fortune.

At the initiative of Mr. Nanguo, Qi held the first Blowing Grand Prix and broadcast it live. Mr. Nanguo served as the presiding judge. According to the rules of the competition, the score given by the Southern Teacher accounts for 80% of the total score, the score given by the other four judges accounts for 10%, and the cultural quality accounts for 10%. So the players came to bribe him, and they made a lot of money.

It wasn't long before he got a pocket phone, bought a luxury villa and bought a new car. He also secretly hired several maids as mistresses, and usually hung out with mistresses at night on the pretext of busy work and business.

In view of Mr. Nan Guo's outstanding artistic contribution, King Huan of Qi issued a decree and personally awarded him the honorary title of "Master of Art". Later, as a friendly artistic messenger, he was often invited to give lectures abroad, and was hired as an honorary professor for life by conservatories in several vassal countries.

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