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Hospital trivia (drama sketch) time: more than 4 pm in winter. Venue: A doctor's office in a hospital. Character: Wang Wenqiang-doctor male (played by Tian Liang); Xiao Li-nurse (played by Sun Shuang); Female (played by Wang) Plot: Dr. Wang made an appointment with his girlfriend to meet in the park after work to visit her future mother-in-law, but she stood me up. Juanjuan waited and stormed to the hospital, but the result was unexpected ... The first scene (dialogue between doctors and nurses before going to work) [Xiao Li goes to Xiao Li: Dr. Wang! (See no one) Alas, it was there just now, and then it's gone. [Dr. Wang goes to Dr. Wang: Xiao Li, are you all right? Xiao Li: Dr. Wang, I think you are too busy these days. I'm afraid you are exhausted. Dr. Wang: Xiao Li, there are many patients these days, and the department is short of staff. We can't take it lightly! Xiao Li: I know, I should be as highly responsible for patients as my own relatives! Wang Dong: Look at you, little nurse. Xiao Li: Little nurse, little nurse, even little nurse! Dr. Wang: Look at you. Here we go again. Recently, there was a report meeting on Guangxi's deeds in the college. Did you also go? Xiao Li: Yes, but it was very touching. I, I secretly took a look, and you secretly pulled out a tear. Dr. Wang: Look at you. You are a ghost. Aren't you also moved to tears? Wang Xiaoli: Dr. Wang, I think we should learn from Guangxi, not just talk but do nothing. Wang Dong: Well said, Xiao Li. In the future, I will be as strict with our work as Dr. Gui Xi 'an. Xiao Li: I see! This is what Dr. Gui Xian said, "I can ignore the patient, but I can't ignore the patient!" Dr. Wang: (looking down at his watch) Oh, it's almost time to get off work. Xiao Li: Dr. Wang, I see you have checked your watch several times today. Do you have any important appointments? Dr. Wang: (embarrassed) Hi, sorry, I have an important appointment after work today. Xiao Li: What, an important appointment? Dr. Wang: Xiao Li, to tell you the truth, today is my girlfriend ... Xiao Li: girlfriend? Doctor Wang: Xiao Li, it's my girlfriend. She said, meet at the gate of the park within an hour after work, and be there or be square! Xiao Li: Oh, you are so infatuated and romantic! I think you are a good wife! Dr. Wang: I don't know. Several times. The dance teacher has a good temperament. Xiao Li: Why only look outside and not at our hospital? As the saying goes: fat water does not flow to outsiders. Dr. Wang: All right, Xiao Li, stop it. Yesterday, her mother came from her hometown. We made an appointment to meet her at her house after work. Xiao Li: Oh, I woke my mother up before I came in. Too spoony, and I don't know how shy I am! Dr. Wang, there is an emergency patient. Wang Dong: Come on, Xiao Li! [Dr. Wang and Xiao Li are performing the second act] (Juanjuan angrily walks to the door) Juanjuan: We agreed to meet in front of the park today. Not only did he not come, but he didn't even call. I don't think he has me at all! [Sitting in a chair angrily] [Xiao Li walks up to Xiao Li: Miss, who are you? Juanjuan: I'm looking for your doctor Wang. Xiao Li: Dr. Wang is rescuing an emergency patient now. He is very busy. Juanjuan: Busy, busy, busy. I think you are all workaholics. Xiao Li: Please don't talk like this and don't interfere with our work here. Juanjuan: Why can't I talk here? I'm Dr. Wang's girlfriend! [Internal voice Xiao Li-Xiao Li: Hey, here we are! Juanjuan: I'll wait here today and see what your doctor Wang will tell me. Hum! (Go to the table inside and sit down with your back to the audience) Act III (The more you explain why you stand up, the more troublesome it becomes) [Dr. Wang walks up to Dr. Wang: He is finally out of danger. Xiao Li! [Xiao Li goes to Xiao Li: Hey, I'm coming! Dr. Wang: The patient is out of danger for the time being. You should pay attention to observation. If there is anything unusual, report to me immediately. Please take notes. (Handing the medical record in his hand to Xiao Li) Xiao Li: Dr. Hu, the successor, is here. Dr. Wang, please go first! Dr. Wang: No, Dr. Hu doesn't know much about the condition yet. I have to stay here for a while. Xiao Li: Dr. Wang, don't you have anything important today? Dr. Wang: Oh! Xiao Li: Dating! Dr. Wang: Oh, it's been over an hour. Yes, I have to call her and explain the situation. Juanjuan: (turning gently) No, I'm coming. If you have something, say it! Dr. Wang (stepping forward): There you are! [Internal voice: Nurse! Xiao Li: Coming! Juanjuan (making a face): (getting up) Wen Qiang, let's go. Mom is very happy today. She went to the street to buy food. She wants to cook us a table of good dishes from her hometown herself, just waiting for us to go back. Dr. Wang: Juanjuan, I can't leave now. Juanjuan: What, you don't want to go yet? Mom came all this way just to see you. This is the first time you have met my mother, and you just ┅┅ Dr. Wang: Listen to me. [Xiao Li goes to Xiao Li: Dr. Wang, the patient is awake. Dr. Wang: OK, Xiao Li, the patient just woke up and his condition is still unstable. Pay attention to nursing. Xiao Li: I see! Dr. Wang: Look at this little girl! Juanjuan: Oh, you are so affectionate. You just want to stay here with the little nurse for a while under the guise of treating patients? Dr. Wang: What about you, Juanjuan ... You have gone too far! Juanjuan: I don't want to hear your explanation. Anyway, do you love me or not? Dr. Wang: I have a job here. The patient's condition is still unstable. I can't rest assured! Juanjuan: You've been talking about patients and patients. You can forget the good things. I think you are really sick! Dr. Wang: You, you scold me? Juanjuan: No, I didn't scold you. Dr. Wang: Well, anyway, Juanjuan, I-I'll explain it to you. Today, I made full preparations. I got off work at 5: 30 and waited for you at the park gate at 6: 00 sharp. Juanjuan: You didn't come! Dr. Wang: At the end of work, an aunt who had a heart attack was sent to the emergency department, and Corey organized emergency rescue. Juanjuan: But you're off duty! Dr. Wang: Yes, but this patient's situation is very special. I have to stay and save him. Fortunately, I met this situation when I was studying in the province. Juanjuan: Well, don't explain, my big doctor. Dr. Wang: With our efforts, the patient was finally saved, otherwise, his life would be in danger. The first thing she said when she woke up was ... Juanjuan: Do you still have me in your heart about that patient you've been talking about? Dr. Wang: You know, I am a doctor. In our place, I only see patients, no one else! Juanjuan: What, no one else, and no me? Dr. Wang: No, only patients. Juanjuan: What, I'm not as good as a patient without me? Dr. Wang: Hello, Juanjuan, I'm a doctor. It is my duty to save lives. We regard patients as relatives. Every time I see a patient who has been rescued by me discharged from hospital healthily, you say how happy I am! Juanjuan: OK, OK, you don't have me or my mother in your heart. There are patients without me today, and there are patients without me. You, find a patient. Dr. Wang: Juanjuan, Juanjuan ┅ ┅ Let me explain. Act iv (the truth comes out) [Xiao Li goes to Xiao Li: Dr. Wang! Dr. Wang: How is the patient? Is he stable? Xiao Li: The patient is in stable condition. She said that she must thank you. Dr. Wang: Xiao Li, tell her not to walk around. I'm going to see her. Juanjuan: (angrily) Look at her, look at her, take her back! Xiao Li: Hey, please don't interfere with our work! Dr. Wang: Now we must inform the patient's family quickly. Xiao Li: Look, this is his daughter's phone number. Dr. Wang: OK, come on, I'll call home myself. (Dialing) Jieping: What's the matter? You're emotional again, aren't you? Dr. Wang: Juanjuan, stop! [The phone rings. Dr. Wang: Hello! [Juanjuan answers the phone] Juanjuan: Hello! Dr. Wang: What, and you are? Juanjuan: Why, is it ┅ ┅? Ah, yes, it's my mother, it's mom, mom! (I'm going to turn around and bow to Nurse Xiao Li) [Curtain]

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