The sketch tells that Mengniu Tun Red Sorghum Model Team invited professional model coach Fan from this city to give surprise guidance for the performance in Beijing. ?
Lines from "Red Sorghum Model Team"?
Captain Zhao: Assemble urgently and stand in a row. Comrades! All players in the back row: Yes. Captain Zhao: In order to ensure the complete success of our Beijing Mangiutun Red Sorghum Mould Team, in the afternoon, the township leaders will conduct an emergency review on us and report good news to everyone. They also specially brought us a professional mould team coach from the city to give us pre-trial surprise guidance. Great!
I'm afraid no one taught me, a sticky bean bag fell from the sky! Attention, everyone. When the coach arrives, we must sit and stand. Well, be polite, learn with an open mind and let him teach. He will do whatever he says and try to squeeze all the artistic cells out of him in the shortest time, remember? All in the back row: remember! (Offstage: Captain Zhao! )?
Team member: (running on stage) Captain, the coach is here. Captain Zhao: Return to the team, salute, and the team glides over and looks at me. Welcome to visit! Coach fans: Hello ... Hello ... Captain Zhao: Let me introduce myself. I'm going to Beijing as the captain this time. Fans: Oh, Captain Zhao ... Captain Zhao: A tailor. Coach fans: Ha ... Let me introduce myself. My last name is Fan. ?
Captain Zhao: Master Fan! Coach fan: Yo … you can't call me that, you can't call me that. I'm just doing some training in fashion design and model performance. Please call me Fan Xiao. Captain Zhao: Hey! No way! Fan (stall owner) is absolutely impossible.
The vendor hangs upside down, and you design clothes. At least I should call you Master Fan. Coach fans: Hey ... Hello everyone ... Hey, Captain Zhao, how are you? Are you all ready?
? Captain Zhao: Report to Master Fan ... Coach Fans: Oh, oh, hey, hey! Captain Zhao: We will go to Beijing during the day and cry and dream at night. The buildings in the capital are very high, and we are always ready. ?
All team members: Get ready! Coach fans: Oh, oh, yes, let's relax, relax ... Oh, captain Zhao, don't tremble, don't be too stiff, relax ... Oh, that's right. Captain Zhao: Um ... Coach fans: I'm very busy. Captain Zhao: I know. Coach fans: I need to go back immediately.
Captain Zhao: What is it? Coach fans: Tell you what, the welcome team can be withdrawn and the models can be invited. Captain Zhao: Who? Coach fans: models! Captain Zhao: Touch who? Coach fans: models.
Captain Zhao: Haha, report to Master Fan that this is the whole lineup of our Jacques Tun Red Sorghum Model Team to perform in Beijing. Stand still. Fans: Captain Zhao, are you kidding? Captain Zhao: Are you kidding me? Fan: How can a model be like this? Captain Zhao: Master Fan, this style represents the characteristics of our Jacques Tun. ?
Coach fans: Really? Captain Zhao: Alas, these are all professional households. There are chickens and ducks, big grain growers and geese. This is a watermelon farmer, great! She has been to Tieling and made a report. Coach fans: Oh, since we have been to such a big city, let's start rehearsing quickly. ?
Captain Zhao: Get dressed! Coach fans: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Captain Zhao: Ji Gong, did you bring it? Coach fans: Hey ... you didn't bring the basic skills. Basic skills are basic skills. Captain Zhao: Oh, Fan: To put it bluntly, it is the basic step for a model to walk. From the perspective of bionics, it is a catwalk. ?
Captain Zhao: A domestic cat? Coach fans: catwalk. Captain Zhao: A cat? Fans: Hey ... Captain Zhao: ... Walking? Coach fans: It's not the cat that walks, it's the cat that walks in a straight line. Captain Zhao: The cat walks in a straight line. Coach fans: Yes. Captain Zhao: Master Fan, I think whether a cat can walk in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse. You see, if the mouse turns a corner and the cat walks in a straight line, are you talking about the blind cat walking in a straight line? ?
Coach Van: We're not talking about blind cats. Captain Zhao: What to discuss? Coach Van: We are talking about walking in a straight line. Captain Zhao: Tell Master Fan that if the model workers walk in a straight line, don't discuss with them. They walk in a straight line all the year round, from sowing to harvesting, ditching every day, and go crooked. He stepped on the seedlings. ?
Fan: Why does this involve farming again? Captain Zhao: It has something to do with farming. Coach fans: What does it matter? Captain Zhao: Put on your clothes and show it to Teacher Fan. Coach fan: wait ... wait a minute. ?
Captain Zhao: Come back. Coach Van: The reason is not clear. Changing clothes won't help. Come on, listen to me. Divide into two rows.