Scene: a factory design room, three computer desks, no-smoking signs, no-smoking slogans.
Time: working hours
Characters: Xiao Wang, Xiao Li, (female) (design room of a factory), Lao Sun (security officer).
begin
Background sound: the computer keyboard rings, "Notice, notice, in order to purify the working environment of our factory, the factory department has issued a smoking ban, and all workshops and departments are requested to strictly abide by it. If violators are found, the factory department will deal with them seriously. "
Xiao Zhao: Yes, yes! See if you two dare to smoke in the office! Hum!
Xiao Wang: God, Earth, which archangel is angry with me! Don't let me smoke, it's killing me!
Xiao Li: Where did the inspiration for not smoking come from? ! If you don't smoke, where does the job come from? ! No smoking, no spirit! ! ! ! !
Xiao Zhao: OK, OK, stop complaining. You smoke every day and make me suffer. I don't know who to talk to. Now the angel sister finally opened her eyes, hehe. . . . . .
Three people speechless, the voice of the keyboard rang again. The music begins (mysterious and funny). Xiao Wang and Xiao Li stretched, yawned and did a series of antics. Xiao Zhao works hard. Music stops:
Lao Sun: Hey, it's another anti-smoking movement. Every time smoking is banned, my old man has to be pushed out. That asked, why? Why! Because my old man is selfless! Check it out, picket! It's easier said than done, especially those two in the design room. Without cigarettes, it's like losing their souls. The director asked me to pay special attention to them, but picketing should follow picketing, so we should enforce the law humanely, right? Well, I have to go for a walk.
Xiao Wang: (sadly) Smoke is the ladder of human progress.
Xiao Li: (sadly) Smoking is harmful to health, and not smoking is life-threatening!
Xiao Wang: Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he likes, and don't point an empty cigarette at the moon.
Xiao Li: I was born to be useful. There are no cigarettes, how can I return them? Hey. . . .
Xiao Zhao: (singing) I smile proudly, I smile proudly, haha! !
Silence again, the keyboard rang again.
Xiao Wang: I can't stand it! It's okay, it's okay.
Talking, just looking for cigarettes.
Xiao Li: Don't look for it, you forget that old Sunman ransacked our house yesterday!
Xiao Wang: Shh-I've hidden one secretly! !
Xiao Wang mysteriously pulled out a cigarette. Xiao Li turned green and grabbed a cigarette.
Xiao Wang: Don't rob, don't rob, how about one bite for each person and one bite for each person?
Xiao Li: OK, OK, OK!
Xiao Zhao: Well, you still have cigarettes! I'm going to sue you at Lao Sun's house!
Xiao Wang: Good sister, good sister, leave us alone, leave us alone.
Xiao Li: Have pity on our two children who have been punished!
Xiao Zhao: Hey! I can't help you
Xiao Wang and Xiao Li just took a sip, and I came out, wearing a red armband and sniffing around with my nose.
Xiao Wang: Not good! We have a situation! I seem to hear the voice of old Sunman.
Xiao Wang and Xiao Li are scrambling to hide cigarettes, fan cigarettes with their hands and spray perfume. Music (nervousness)
Xiao Zhao: Look at your little promise. Aren't you afraid of being infected if you dare to smoke? !
Xiao Wang: shh-auntie, stop it. You don't know. If you get caught again, this month's bonus will be over!
Xiao Zhao: Haha, so cigarettes are not your destiny. Ha ha ha ha. .
Eric pushed the door and walked into the office.
Xiao Wang: Oh, here comes Master Sun.
Xiao Li: Hello, Master Sun!
Xiao Wang: Master Sun, please drink water.
Xiao Li: Master Sun, please smoke.
Lao Sun: Hmm! ! !
Xiao Li: No, no,no. Master Sun has a chat. Hey hey. .
Lao Sun: Don't be garrulous! Well, I think I smell something. No, you are too careful. There must be a ghost. I want to find it! get rid of
Xiao Wang: Where is it? Where is it? ! ? !
Xiao Wang blinked at Xiao Li as he spoke, and Xiao Li quickly blew the dust off the table.
Xiao Li: Master Sun, we really didn't smoke. Smell it! Ha-
Xiao Zhao: Hello, Master Sun!
Eric: Hello, Xiao Zhao! Tell me, are they smoking?
Xiao Zhao: Ah, Master Sun, I heard that there is a reward for reporting smoking, right?
Xiao Zhao glanced at Xiao Wang and Xiao Li with his eyes. Xiao Wang and Xiao Li were frightened. Begging desperately behind my back (silent performance)
Lao Sun: Yes!
Xiao Zhao: What's the prize? (Proud)
Lao Sun: This hemp has not been decided yet. Maybe I will give you a fine!
Xiao Zhao: Really? ?
Lao Sun: Hey! Do they all smoke?
Two people desperately request again, I look back, they immediately true and false.
Xiao Zhao: This, this, I didn't see it.
Lao Sun: What's that smell? Something seems to be wrong!
Xiao Wang: Not good!
Wang Ran Jr. walked quickly to the desk and opened the drawer. The files inside have begun to smoke. Eric, Xiao Li and Xiao Zhao also rushed over, shaking out the files in the drawer together and scrambling to put out the fire.
Lao Sun: Go, go, go, follow me to the factory safety department! ! Come on!
Xiao Wang: Grandpa! I'm really sorry for the trouble. This is my own business, not theirs.
Xiao Li: No, I'm in on it. However, we really have no choice! As you know, the job of the design room is mental work. Usually we just smoke a few cigarettes to find some inspiration and refresh ourselves. But now. . . . Hey!
Slow down
Lao Sun: Alas! I know your difficulty, too, but look! Look! How dangerous is this? ! As you know, a foreigner visited our factory the other day. He found a cigarette butt on the ground, and our list was ruined. He said that our factory had no sense of safety and did not take workers' lives seriously at all, so the business was ruined. Now you should understand the truth.
Xiao Wang: Well, we know this is wrong. Never smoke in the office again. Let's make a change.
Xiao Li: Let's change it.
Xiao Zhao: It's good to change it, then the fire is worth it. Master Sun, please forgive me. They must save the prize money and send it to their hometown.
Lao Sun: That's it, that's it. You think I'm evil. I'm also responsible for this. I can't blame them all. Come on, come on, I know it's not easy for you. Let's give you a present. Come on, everyone has one.
Everyone gave a cigarette, and Wang, Li and Zhao immediately looked at me with surprised eyes.
Lao Sun: What are you looking at? ! It's sugar! hahaha. . . . . .
(End of the play)