When I was a child, there were many embarrassing things, and I couldn't help laughing every time I thought about them. It's hard to forget them.
Bow your head and talk "shock wave"
When I was six years old, I once played in the community after school. Seeing a rockery in the lotus pond at the door, I climbed it like a silly monkey. I jumped up with excitement as soon as I climbed it, because it was my first time to climb a rockery. But what I didn't expect was that my foot suddenly slipped and there was a "shock wave" on my face, and I fell off the rockery with a bang. Ah! The cat barked ... I cried, but this "shock wave" was really useless. I have a lovely "little watermelon" on my head, and red watermelon juice is still flowing on it!
My ass hurts when I'm not sitting in a chair.
When I was three years old, I was always attracted by wonderful TV programs and always sat in a chair and stared. Once after school in kindergarten, I couldn't wait to turn on the TV when I got home. I was going to change the channel with my remote control, so I went backwards to find a chair. Who would have thought that I didn't sit in a chair, but sat on the ground, crying with pain.
Close contact electric vehicle
Invite children to play basketball together in the summer vacation of senior one. On the way home after playing basketball, just when I was immersed in the excitement of just winning the game, I suddenly felt that my eyes were dark, and then I lost consciousness, just like falling asleep. I don't know how long it took me to wake up in a daze. When I opened my eyes, I found myself lying in the hospital. I can't help wondering what happened to my father. It turned out that I was knocked down by a primary school student who just learned to ride an electric car. Fortunately, it's not too heavy.
There are still many embarrassing things in my childhood, and I am still experiencing them now ... I believe these experiences will become my precious memories after many years.
The sixth grade writing composition 2 "Day after day, year after year", there is a song with such lyrics. This is absolutely correct. In a blink of an eye, I have changed from a three-year-old brother to a sixth-grade brother. In this decade, although the Yellow River is desperately scouring my memory, I will never forget that one thing. Up to now, it still looms before my eyes. ...
I remember it was the second grade, July 25th.
That day, it was a boring noon. Mom is cooking in the kitchen. It smells delicious. Dad sat on the sofa, absorbed in reading the newspaper. My brother is kneeling on the ground and trying to build blocks. And I, the "idle person", really had nothing to do, so I climbed into the cupboard and looked for "prey" everywhere. Finally, many things and goals stand in front of my eyes-automatic shaver. I've wanted to try everything since I was a child. I thought with an automatic razor, since I don't have a beard, I only have eyebrows! So, I put a razor on my eyebrows and shaved them. It doesn't hurt or itch. "Have a meal!" Mom sent it to us all the way. When I put the razor back, my father and brother burst into laughter when they saw me. I'm still in a daze, I don't know what happened. Mom came out of the kitchen and smiled. I seem to know something, but I don't seem to know it. Suddenly, I understood. I'll look in the mirror at once. Look at me in the mirror. I was shocked and said, "How did I become a' no' boy?" Looking at me in the mirror, I didn't know it was a razor until I cried and laughed!
How wonderful this memory is. It always reminds me of the innocence of my childhood, and now I feel a little silly in retrospect. I will never forget it!
I went to the bookcase occasionally this afternoon and suddenly saw a homemade vegetarian menu, so I had another "bad idea".
I walked up to my father and asked with a smile, "Dad, are you hungry?" Dad listened and asked curiously, "Well ... what are you going to do?" I said mysteriously, "Wait and see!" Say that finish, ran to the kitchen.
I want to make "fried potato chips with green peppers". First, according to the book, take out monosodium glutamate, vinegar, vegetable oil, refined salt, onion, ginger, soy sauce and other seasonings. I began to act: I first cut 350 grams of green pepper into small squares with a side length of about three centimeters; Peel potatoes, cut into semi-circular thin slices, and throw onions and ginger into the oil pan. I only heard the sound of "scratching ...". Suddenly, the choking smoke in the pot came out immediately, like a "volcanic eruption", which scared me to drop my shovel. Then, I threw all the potato chips into the pot and spilled a lot of oil. Fortunately, thanks to my "protective cover"-towel, I didn't get hurt. Thank god! So, I put some seasoning, fried it a few times, and began to put green peppers. There was no frying oil this time, so I got the hang of it. How's it going? Is it awesome? I continued to fry, and it was cooked soon. I quickly put down the pot.
When I put the dishes on the plate, I still remember the scene of cooking in my mind, and I felt that I had grown up, and my incomparable joy kept beating in my heart. ...
After dad tasted it, he always praised me: "You are really amazing! More fragrant than your mother's ... "Hearing this, I am even more proud!
Oh, I can cook!
There are many unforgettable things in my memory. They are like shining stars, but there is only one thing that I will never forget.
It was a rainy day and I was walking on my way to school. There are few pedestrians on the road. I glanced at my watch and suddenly found it was too late. I quickened my pace. But I met a little sister at the corner. Fortunately, I reacted quickly. My little sister fell to the ground, covered in mud, and some red berries reflected mud on her white clothes. I feel very sorry, and I can't wait to dig a hole. Little sister, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. My face suddenly turned red. I'm fine. It doesn't matter. She stood up and wiped the mud on her face with a handkerchief, but your hand was cut. I looked at her bleeding wound. Nothing, a little injury, don't worry. She looked at the wound and I could see that her eyes were full of tears. Sister, aren't you going to school? She looked at me doubtfully. It suddenly occurred to me that I was going to be late, little sister. Are you really okay? Then I'll go first. I ran to school quickly.
Yuxi, what about your subscription fee? My deskmate asked me. As soon as I touched my pocket, I found that the money was gone, only to remember that I must have dropped it just now.
When I finally got to school, I hurried along the way I came, but there was no shadow at all. Just when I was desperate, a man grabbed my skirt from behind. I turned around and saw that it was my little sister, my little sister. Haven't you come home yet? There is a trace of doubt in my heart. Maybe she came to ask me for medical expenses? I saw her take out a wallet. Sister, is this your wallet? I took a closer look. It was my wallet. I am surprised: Little Sister, have you been waiting for me here all afternoon? She nodded, elder sister I walked first. She disappeared in the crowd, but she stood there.
This incident has always made me feel guilty. It made me forget the noble quality of the little girl, but I didn't even say thank you.
I remember one day when I was in kindergarten, I went home with my schoolbag on my back. Just entering the door, I heard a short sigh from Changshu. I went in and saw that it was my aunt. "Aunt, what's the matter with you?" Qian Qian, I have no job because I have no ink in my stomach. I'm so worried, I don't have any ink in my stomach!
What are we doing? I'm scratching my head. It suddenly occurred to me that my mother bought a bottle of ink, and I don't know where it is. I searched the room and turned it upside down. "Here it is!
"I jumped three feet high happily. I took out the ink bottle from the broken box under the bed, waved away the dust, unscrewed the bottle cap and wanted to send it to my mouth. Unexpectedly, before I opened my mouth, a stream of ink rushed straight into my nostrils. I stopped and looked into the bottle. It was dark and dirty. Now I hesitate. Drink or not? At this time, my aunt's melancholy face appeared in my mind. It is better to drink ink now than to have no job in the future. The idea of drinking finally prevailed. I held my breath, cocked my neck, poured ink into my mouth, and finished it in a few strokes. I didn't expect to drink ink so easily. Although I feel sick and want to vomit, my heart is sweeter than eating honey, because I won't be laid off. Coincidentally, my mother didn't use ink for a long time. She wanted to write a car list, but she couldn't find ink, so she asked me if I had seen it. " Mom, the ink is in my stomach, "I'm a little proud." After listening to my words, my mother thought she heard me wrong: "Really?" "Is that fake?" "Why do you drink ink? "I told my mother the whole story in detail. Mom can't laugh or cry. " Silly boy. Your aunt was fired because she had no education. This kind of ink is just an example. "I suddenly realized." That's because you didn't study hard. You should study hard and learn Chinese well in the future. "Mom's attitude became serious. Whenever I think of this interesting thing, I secretly giggle. But it is this incident that encourages me to study hard and strive for progress.
When I was 6 years old, I was very naive. Even my partners who were one or two years younger than me often bullied me.
I. Yangmei Incident
There was a Myrica rubra tree in an apartment in Zhoushan when I was a child. It's the Yangmei tree opposite the building where I live. When the bayberry was ripe, some half-baked bayberry on the tree was blown down by the wind, and rolled for a few times and then stopped. I'll pick it up with my partner. After picking it up, they were afraid of being scolded by their mother, so they pushed each other and kept stuffing Yangmei into others' hands.
"I have no pockets!" Xu Xinyi stuffed Yangmei into Zhang Yujia's hand and went to play with other things.
"My pocket is not big enough!" As a result, Yangmei appeared in Lingling's hand, while Zhang Yujia disappeared.
Lingling rolled her eyes and ran briskly towards me. "Well, for the sake of your big pocket, I'll give it to you!" "
As a result, the original empty pocket was filled with all kinds of bayberry, and Lingling, who is two years younger than me, also installed it.
After playing for a while, I went upstairs with a bulging pocket, which may be filled with sour bayberry juice.
I excitedly poured Yangmei out of my pocket and put it in a plastic bag, thinking that I had made a lot of money, but all these were edible, so I shouted, "Mom, come and see, there are many Yangmei!" " "
"My God!" Mom came over and looked at my pocket and said, "Your pocket! These can't be eaten! "
"ah? Are these inedible? Isn't it the same as what you bought? "
"... you child, look at your pocket first!" Mom said, angry and funny.
Oh, my God, the pockets are turning purple!
Second, I hate playing house.
I hate playing house-it's impossible for many girls, but not necessarily for me-well, I admit it's also because I'm naive and easy to be teased. Every time I play princess games, I can only watch a few princesses cover their mouths and laugh at me. I can only bury my anger in my heart. I will always be the little girl behind the princess, alas!
Childhood slowly goes away, how I miss my naive self in childhood!
My brother failed the exam, bowed his head, frowned and was unhappy. I found his little mood and quickly comforted him: "What's the matter? Did you fail the exam? It doesn't matter. This is just an exam. Just be more careful next time. Be happy and smile ... ""That's enough! If you know I didn't do well in the exam, don't bother me-"my brother roared. "You are so annoying!" Say that finish, he turned and left. I thought to myself: I am kind enough to comfort you, but you still hate me! It's so ungrateful. I can't help feeling depressed.
At this moment, my mother came up to me and said, "Why do you look so sad and unhappy?" ? Is someone bothering you? "I really want to yell like my brother, but I'm afraid to get angry with my mother, so I just curled my lips and said coldly," Nothing. " Quickly hid in his small study and slammed the door. Mother was angered, "nothing? What a good face! " Mother frowned, a flash of lightning flashed in her eyes and her cheeks flushed.
When my father saw that my brother and I looked pale, he wanted to talk to his mother. I didn't expect my mother to be angry. As soon as she saw her father pass by, she shouted, "Leave me alone ..." "You ...? "Dad is puzzled: Why are you all angry for no reason?
Don't ask, don't know, just ask. Dad called us together and said earnestly, "Alas, this is really a chain reaction." You passed on bad emotions one by one, which led to the present situation. Since bad emotions can spread, so can good emotions? Come on, let's think about happy things and save ourselves and our families from negative emotions. "We all think that what Dad said is very reasonable. We have apologized and made up again!
This morning, in front of our head teacher's office, two dark figures appeared. After careful debate, it turned out to be Binbin and Yang Yang.
Where are they going? Binbin is chasing Yang Yang. After a while, Yang Yang was too tired to stop. He took the initiative to apologize to Binbin, who was full of pride. At this time, a male student from Class Three ran over and pushed Binbin to the ground. Binbin's eyes pounded on the spot and the pain was unbearable. Just want to start fighting back, see the big man, with Yang Yang fled back to the classroom.
In these classes, Bin Bin seems to have nothing on the surface. In fact, his heart has already flown outside, and his mind is full of earth-shattering revenge plans. At noon, Binbin entrusted everything to his friend Tao Tao behind him and asked him to go upstairs and ask his brother for help. Tao Tao thought, "Friends need help, so he readily agreed to go upstairs and make a phone call, but the phone was empty.". Binbin settled for the second best, so he could only invite the strong men in his class to return to the Jianghu. He invited Lao Wu, Lao Yuan and others to the fourth floor. Lao Yuan is simple-minded and single-minded. He can do nothing but fight. He is the biggest headache for Mr. Shen, the head teacher. When he saw the man, he rushed to fight. You punched him, I kicked him, and the man was knocked down by Lao Yuan. Shuangzhu rushed up to try to pull the man up, but the man got angry, not only refused, but also dissuaded him. Shuangzhu couldn't help but get angry and started fighting. The man is outnumbered and can't hold on any longer.
Just as they were having a good time, Lao Chai, who was watching the war, suddenly found that Dang Binbin had disappeared and hurried forward to persuade everyone. Poor old Yuan didn't know that he had become a puppet of Bin Bin's revenge, as if to blame this person for all the crimes he suffered this semester. No matter how old Chai tried to dissuade him, it was useless. After a long time, the smoke finally went out and the man escaped.
Fortunately, there were no casualties.
The matter suddenly reached the head teacher, who treated the classroom as a court, asked us to be a jury, tried ourselves, thoroughly understood the ins and outs of the matter, and made a "crime" for them.
Just a few Sundays ago, I really felt the love between people.
It was so hot that even eggs could be boiled after a meal in the car. Sitting at home is like sitting in a steamer, and the cool breeze blowing from time to time outside the window attracts me. I think it's boring to sit at home and stand outside in the sun, but it's cool outside, so I'd better go out for a walk.
I feel very comfortable sitting in the waiting room with small change. There is a carport to keep out the sun, but cool wind can blow in. Looking at the sanitation workers sweeping the floor not far away, I can't help but think of what the teacher said. Sanitation workers are the defenders of the global environment.
At this time, the sanitation worker who reminded me of the past suddenly fell down. I saw clearly that she was an old woman. Although it is summer, she still wears thick clothes. In such a hot summer, she may have heatstroke. I'm going to help the sanitation workers. A more agile figure walked up to the grandmother, gently lifted her up, sat her in the waiting room, and picked up the broom to sweep the floor. I finally saw this agile and kind-hearted man. He is an uncle in a suit and tie. This uncle's feat was met with the eyes of others, and a big brother sitting next to me even said, "Why did that idiot help the old woman?" A brand-name suit is ruined. "It makes me very angry. My uncle is obviously going to help my grandmother. How can my eldest brother say that?
Until I want to go home, my uncle is still helping my grandmother sweep the floor. My grandmother always wants to get up and work, but my uncle won't let me, so my grandmother always says thank you to her uncle.
It was this incident that made me realize the love between people. Uncle is willing to dirty his suit and help grandma sweep the floor. His spirit is worth learning.
When I was a child, I participated in a competition, which was actually a very embarrassing thing. I remember when I was in kindergarten, once after school, it was very lively outside the school. I got together with my mother to see what happened. It turns out that there is a competition in kindergarten. Hearing this, we immediately signed up for the competition. Now, my mother and I are as busy as bees. In addition to studying every day, I consult the organizers and prepare for the game on the day of the event. At that time in kindergarten. My reputation is not small. If I take part in this competition, it will be a piece of cake for Zhang Fei to eat bean sprouts.
When I got home, my mother called immediately and heard shouts: "Thank you very much for your participation. Please take part in the labor day competition. Now please ... "My mother hung up the phone before anyone could finish. I jumped three feet in excitement.
The game is drawing near. I study hard every night, and I have become a "panda". Those dark circles are absolutely "authentic", and all the contents seem to have been engraved in my mind.
When the game came, my mother dressed me up so carefully that I didn't recognize myself. After a while, we took a bus to the hotel, ready to go in. The security guard at the door said, "Please tell me your game number." "Nani, what's the date? Why don't I know? " My mother and I said in unison. "If there is no number, it is not to participate in the competition." What happened? Why don't we have a game number? Neither my mother nor I can figure it out.
On the way home, we thought hard and still couldn't figure it out. When we got home, we called the organizer and finally found out the truth: when we got home, my mother called the organizer and said, "Oh, I see, you hung up before I finished that day, but you need an ID number."
Well, after working for so long, it's just a draw with a sieve-empty. When I came to the toilet, I inadvertently looked at my glasses and suddenly found that my face was full of embarrassment.
The sixth grade composition 1 1 had a holiday and went to my mother's hometown to travel abroad. One night when I was traveling abroad, I had nothing to do with my cousin and my cousin to discuss a "fire alliance".
We first found a lot of bamboo leaves and hay, and then lit a fire with a lighter, but the problem came: this kind of hay burns with great firepower, but the burning time is only 20 seconds at most. Before we finish, we must find something that burns longer than hay. By the way, you can take some common bamboo branches. In order to get more bamboo branches early, we split up; The burning fire gives us time limit, and we need to find bamboo branches before the fire goes out. Many things happen. Soon I hugged a large bundle of bamboo branches, which startled my cousin who only found one or two bamboo branches. What the hell is going on? Let me tell you something!
I was running and accidentally ran into someone else's yard. I saw three bundles of bamboo branches, which looked like three bundles of "gatling". I really want to buy some. At this moment, an old woman came out of the room. She read my mind and asked me to send me a bundle with a smile. I was overjoyed, danced and thanked my grandmother, immediately shouldered a bundle of "gatling" and hurried home with difficulty.
Then, we put a lot of bamboo into the fire, and the fire rose slowly, and in a few seconds it became a raging fire. In the middle of the month, the bamboo gradually burned out and the fire weakened, so we reluctantly went back to the house. "The fire changed my mind." Cried my cousin standing on the balcony. I immediately ran to the balcony and took a closer look. Really! From a height, the fire in the dark is like shining love, which excites me. In order to keep this wonderful moment, I called my mother and asked her to help us shoot this wonderful night.
On Saturday, I went to my grandmother's house in the west of the city by bike. When we approached the intersection, the green light already showed the word "3". There are only three seconds left. If we don't speed up, we'll have to wait another half minute.
I slammed on the accelerator and tried to rush before the red light came on. Just at the edge of the white line, the red light is on. I slammed on the brake handle, but the car went on, as if it were against me. Not good! The wheels are more than 2 meters above the parking line. If it weren't for the flag of the traffic police uncle, the consequences would be unpredictable, and my face would blush.
Uncle traffic police waved at me and said, "Come here, little friend." "I accidentally crossed the line. Look, didn't I reverse? " I abruptly pushed the car back and said timidly. "I think there is something wrong with your brake handle. I'll fix it for you. " The traffic police uncle said with a smile.
After hearing what he said, I froze. How come? Uncle traffic police wants to compete with the mechanic for business. These days are really strange!
Uncle traffic police may have guessed my idea, raised his eyebrows and said, "I'm worried about your safety, silly girl!" " "Said the traffic police uncle took out the toolbox from the sentry box and took out a wrench and pliers to help me repair the car. At that time, my heart was in a mess, and I stood in the same place for a while, not knowing what to say.
"all right! Remember, don't ride too hard and be careful to hit others. " "How much is it?" I said, reaching into my pocket. The traffic police uncle waved his hand and said with a smile, "I don't open a repair shop." What do I need? " When I heard that, my face burned badly. "But ... but ... I ..." Hi! I can't even say thank you. How stupid of me! What is even more ridiculous is that I misunderstood the kindness of the traffic police uncle.
The traffic police uncle smiled and nodded, indicating that I could leave. I got on the bus and hurried to grandma's house.
"Ride slowly! Be careful on the road! " The cry of the traffic police uncle came from behind, and my heart was hot.
There are many happy things in life, such as celebrating classmates' birthdays and visiting the happy world in Gui 'an. But I want to tell you something happier than this: I found a black tablet computer and gave it back to the owner.
This winter vacation, one morning, the sky was hazy and my dog Xiaomi kept barking. It turned out that it wanted to pee, so I got up lazily and let Xiaomi walk the dog. Downstairs, Xiaomi is sniffing around, looking for a place to pee. Just then, it suddenly jumped into a pit more than ten centimeters deep, and there were some newspapers in it. Xiaomi has been smelling the newspaper, and then called a few times. I understand Xiaomi's intention. I opened the newspaper and saw a black tablet computer. I was very surprised. I can't believe my eyes.
I hesitate to take it home. If so, the owner is in a hurry. If not, I will rob my dad to play with my tablet. I don't know what to do. I'm very scared. I put my tablet back and thought it was best to ask my father. I flew home with Xiaomi like an arrow. I told my father that I saw a tablet computer downstairs. Dad and I went downstairs immediately, and we turned on the computer.
It can run and make phone calls. I looked it up and there was a word "home" in it. Dad called the lost student without thinking: "Have you ever lost a tablet at home?" I also checked the information in the computer with the owner and confirmed it. The owner finally found it and agreed to pick it up at night. In the evening, an aunt brought a box of fruit to my house and told me about her thief. When she left, she touched my head and said, "Thank you, little friend." At this moment, I feel honored and proud! Although it is a small matter, I am very happy.
The sixth grade composition 14 was around me, and many unforgettable things happened. For example: catching tadpoles by the river, observing the rules in the examination room, and giving my classmates birthdays behind my mother's back ... but what impressed me most was that I didn't obey the rules.
That morning, I just finished washing my face. When I saw the clock, my face became tense. Two seconds later, I quickly picked up two pieces of bread, put on my shoes and ran to school with my schoolbag on my back. I also played back the picture of the clock showing 7: 25 in my mind. However, God insisted that I do the right thing. I just went out and almost tripped over a stone. It was only when I reached the crossroads that I remembered that I had forgotten to bring my Chinese book. After I went home and got my Chinese book, I ran to the crossroads to cross the road. It looks like a red light! At this time, I couldn't help but spit out a dirty word: "Shit, it won't let people live!" " I was about to cross the road when I remembered it was a red light. At this time, my heart is very contradictory. Can I cross the street? However, although I won't be late, I didn't follow the rules; However, although I followed the rules, I was punished by the teacher for running. Three seconds later, because I didn't want to be late, I ran a red light and flew to school like an arrow. When I got to school, I found that I was only a few seconds late, and I was very complacent. But just then, a little man in my heart said to me, "You didn't follow the rules. You didn't follow the rules. This is not only shameful, but also a traffic accident may occur. " After listening to it, I didn't want others to know, so I ignored it. It was not until the afternoon that I realized that I couldn't wash away this stain. I secretly vowed in my heart: I must abide by the rules in the future!
Through this incident, I remind everyone to get up early in the morning, don't be late, obey the rules at any time and anywhere, and be a good boy who obeys the rules!
In my treasure chest of growing experience, there are lovely little stars, wow! That is not only cute, but also not bright! Because that's the most unforgettable thing in my memory.
That morning, a ray of sunshine slanted on my bed through the window. As soon as I opened my sleepy eyes, the old lady smiled and said to me, "Baby, today is your birthday! What birthday present do you like? " We said excitedly, "We want small animals."
At noon, mom and dad came back and looked at us with a smile. Curious, we quickly asked, "Mom, where is the gift?" Where the old lady pointed to your father, my sister and I looked at him for a long time and didn't see any gifts. Suddenly my sister shouted, "What's behind Dad?" Dad wouldn't let us see it. We revolved around dad, and dad smiled and revolved with us without showing it to us. At this time, the old lady said, "Don't tease Erbao, just give it." "Good, good," my father promised and handed us the gift box. My sister and I saw that it was a white carton with the lid unlocked. I can't see anything. I couldn't think of any animal, so I asked my sister, "Could it be a rabbit in a box?" My sister insisted, "No, it must be a kitten", so we quickly opened the box and were surprised to find that it was not a kitten, but a lovely white puppy! Haha, we had a good time. I shouted, "What a beautiful puppy! How white its hair is! Let's call it Xiaobai! " My sister said admiringly, "Yes, this name is really suitable," and then we all scrambled to hug Xiaobai and had a good time.
Now it has become a member of our family! Thank you for the birthday present from mom and dad. This incident has always been fresh in my memory and I can't forget it.