(Gongsun Wulong successively put down Xiaoguo, Laobai and the scholar. Xiang Yu was so scared that he leaned against Laobai and picked up a kitchen knife to protect himself. )
(Gongsun Wulong goes to see Xiang Yu and Lao Bai)
Yu Xiang: (I feel uneasy when I see his buddy fall to one side) Scholar ~ ~? ! Small fruit ~ ~? ! (Seeing Gongsun Wulong approaching, I was so scared that I threw away my kitchen knife and shrank into Lao Bai's arms.) Exhibition hall ~ ~ ~ ~
(Old White spits out one mouthful blood)
Yu Xiang: (frightened) Exhibition Hall! ! (crying on the old white shoulder)
Oolong: (looking at all the people around him who were knocked down by himself, to Laobai) Say something quickly, and I'll give you three minutes for your mother's sake! Ah!
(Because of the film source problem, there is an old dialogue here, which probably means that he has been afraid to say something to Xiang Yu before, and now he wants to say it. I'm sorry that I can't provide the original dialogue ...)
Laobai: (holding Xiang Yu in his arms) (affectionate) Xiang Yu, I really like you. (Looking at Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu was moved) I didn't say it was because of my condition before, so I just need to be poor. I'm a fugitive, and I can't get you into trouble if I like you again!
(They hug and cry)
Yu Xiang: (crying) Zhantang, I've been waiting for this sentence for too long!
Laobai: (smiling) I know. ...
Yu Xiang: Good. Can you say that again?
Laobai: (seriously looking at Yu Xiang) I like you, and thieves like you. ...
Yu Xiang: (smiling) Just say you like it, not a thief. ...
Laobai: This "thief" has a special meaning.
Yu Xiang: (crying, laughing) I know, but it still sounds a little awkward ~ ~ (they hug each other while crying and laugh)
Oolong: Oh, come on, stop nagging, it's time!
Yu Xiang: (smiling) Thank you, you helped us. Let's get started!
Laobai: (dignified) Do it. ...
Oolong: (confused) OK, OK, my father-in-law has killed so many people, and this is the first time to see someone waiting for death with a smile!
Scholar: (struggling to sit up) This is all the power of love. ...
Guo: So are we!
Oolong: (looking back at scholar and Guo, to Lao Bai and Xiang Yu) OK, I'll give you a ride. I wish you a lifetime together.
(Yu Xiang and Laobai smile at each other)
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(Gongsun Wulong is arrested and will be escorted to leave Tongfu Inn)
Yu Xiang: Anyway, Zhantang and I should thank you.
Oolong: (sigh with emotion) Oh ... I thought about it. I have done such a good thing in my life. really ...
Everyone: good ~ ~ good ~ ~ ~
Lao Xing and Xiao Liu: Go for a walk ... (Gongsun Wulong is taken away)
(Bai Sanniang walks to the door, turns around, and pulls Laobai's hand.)
San Niang: (with tears in her eyes) When I get to Beijing, I'll ask them to send me the gold medal for exemption.
Laobai: Mom, why don't you bring it to me yourself?
San Niang: There are still a few cases that can only be retired after they are finished ... Son, Niang will come back to see you!
Yu Xiang: Sanniang, be careful!
San Niang: (smiling) What did you call me?
Yu Xiang: (after thinking about it, she changed her mind) Sister ~ ~ ~ (Sanniang and Laobai looked at Yu Xiang with strange eyes, Yu Xiang thought about it and changed her mind) Er ... Auntie ~ ~ (Sanniang is still unhappy) ... Niang ~!
San Niang: (satisfied) Hey! (Laughing and crying) You two are fine, stop fighting!
(Lao Bai and Xiang Yu nod, Bai Sanniang turns away, Lao Bai chases the first two steps, looks at San Niang, and then looks back at Xiang Yu).
Laobai: manned ...
Yu Xiang: (unhappy) What did you call me?
Laobai: (smiling) Yu Xiang ... It's a little early for you to call your mother, isn't it?
Yu Xiang: (disapprovingly) It's not what I want to call ... (looking at Lao Bai suspiciously) What do you mean? Do you want to go back on your word?
Laobai: (smiling) No, I mean. ...
Yu Xiang: (Seriously) Don't say anything, just say, do you like me or not?
Laobai: (looking at the scholars and Guo and Joe present) I like it. ...
Yu Xiang: (smirking) I didn't catch that. Speak louder ~ ~ ~
Laobai: (Laughing, raising the volume) Yes, thieves like it!
Yu Xiang: (bad laugh) I still can't hear you clearly. Speak louder ~ ~ ~
Laobai: (smiling, raising the volume again) Yes, thieves like it! !
Yu Xiang: (bad laugh) I still can't hear you clearly. Speak louder ~ ~ ~
Laobai: (Laughing, raising the volume again) Yes, thieves like it! ! ! (Hugging Xiang Yu, they hug each other)
(Scholar and Guo are unhappy and roll up their sleeves)
Laobai: (surprised) What are you doing? What are you doing?
(Scholar and Guo straighten their arms and shake them forward. )
Scholar: Gee ~ ~ ~ ~ Where did you get goose bumps? ...
(Lao Bai and Xiang Yu smile at each other and embrace each other again)
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(Lord Bao was locked in the guest room the next day when everyone mixed ghosts and gods to scare him. )
Steamed bread: (lying in a chair, talking to himself absently) What a stupid trick ... (Regret) How could I play such a simple game ... Alas ... I should have known I wouldn't buy this official. I have everything I want at home. My concubine hugs me, hums songs and drinks a little wine. It's different now ... (Picking up a teacup for tea) I made a small crime. ...
(Mo Xiaobei comes into the room with food, and Bao immediately sits up. )
Beckham: (laughs) Then ~ ~ ~ eat quickly and go on your way! (Put the food on the table)
Steamed bread: (painfully) I ... my arm hurts and I can't lift it, otherwise you feed me.
Beckham: (angry) Me? ! I don't have the leisure time! Do you like it or not? !
Steamed bread: (sinister smile) I have fifty taels of silver here to buy sugar ~ ~ ~! (takes out the silver ticket)
Beckham: (eyes open when he sees money) Wow ~ ~ ~ ~ (I stepped forward to receive the silver ticket and was fascinated)
(Mr. Bao grabbed Beckham's arm with one hand and pinched Beckham's neck with the other. Beckham was frightened. )
Steamed bread: (sinister smile) Little girl ~ ~ wronged you ~ ~ ~! !
Beckham: (struggling) Come on ... Somebody. Help! !
(Yu Xiang, Lao Bai, Wu Shuang and Xiao Guo rush into the room)
Yu Xiang: (Urgent) Let go! Let go, you hear me? ! !
Beckham: (afraid) Sister-in-law helps me. ...
Laobai: (angrily) Lord Bao, I warn you, your behavior is shameful! Very special, extremely shameful! !
Steamed bread: (bold and angry) Then aren't you ashamed of abusing lynching in private court? !
Guo: (impatiently) Don't talk nonsense with him. Take it! ! (The avalanche is about to be used, but Mr. Bao grabs Beckham by the neck, and Lao Bai pulls him back to Guo. )
Steamed buns: Cut the crap and get me a fast horse as soon as possible! Remove all the guards at the door again, or I'll kill the ticket! (Pinch Beckham)
Guo: (urgent) Beckham is still a child. Do you still have humanity? !
Beckham: (afraid) Do as he says! Let's go ! (Lord Bao can't help sneering behind Beckham's back)
(Back to reality, Mr. Bao looked at Beckham who had just delivered the meal and kept giggling. )
Beckham: (verbally attacking two steamed buns in both hands, trying to attract the attention of Lord Bao) Hey, hey, are you going to eat or not? I took it out without eating it! Why do you always giggle? !
Steamed bread: (during the recovery, busy) I eat, I eat, I eat! (Pretending that my arm hurts) Ouch ~ ~ ~ My arm hurts, so I can't lift it, otherwise you feed me.
Beckham: (angry) Me? ! I don't have the leisure time! Do you like it or not? !
Steamed bread: (sinister smile) I have fifty taels of silver here to buy sugar ~ ~ ~! (takes out the silver ticket)
Beckham: (eyes open when he sees money) Wow ~ ~ ~ ~ (I stepped forward to receive the silver ticket and was fascinated)
Bao Daren tries to pull Beckham's arm, but Beckham grabs his right arm and strangles him. )
Beckham: The hand with the wrong tendon!
Steamed bread: (panicking, struggling) Somebody, help!
(Yu Xiang, Lao Bai, Wu Shuang and Xiao Guo rush into the room)
Yu Xiang: (Urgent) Let go! Let go, you hear me? ! !
Steamed Bun: Boss, help me! !
Laobai: (angrily) Mo Xiaobei, I warn you, your behavior is shameful! Very special, extremely shameful! !
Guo: (impatiently) Don't talk nonsense with him. Take it! ! (The avalanche is about to be used. Beckham is pinching Bao's neck, and Laobai pulls him back to Guo. )
Beckham: (angry) Isn't it shameful that he attacked our boss? !
Steamed bread: (surprised) head? !
Wu Shuang: (smile apologetically) This is Mo, the head of Hengshan School. ...
Beckham: (Proud) He is also the general leader of the Wuyue Sword School and a future descendant of Wulin!
Guo: (urgent) He doesn't know martial arts. Does he still have humanity? !
Beckham: (Boldly) Cut the crap! Prepare a bunch of candied haws for me quickly. The bigger the hawthorn, the thicker the icing, the better. If you dawdle again, I'll kill the ticket! ! ! (Pinbao Daren)
Steamed bread: (Scared) Take a snapshot and do as she says! !
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(Lao Bai and Xiang Yu pretended to be tigers and yelled at 123 for a long time)
Yu Xiang: (stops screaming and turns to look at Laobai) Why did you stop?
Laobai: (pouring tea, hoarse voice) I can't stand my voice. Have some tea and go on!
Yu Xiang: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Laobai: Then what do you mean?
Yu Xiang: Untie it, and we'll scare it away!
Laobai: (angry) Good idea! You untie it, go! !
Yu Xiang: (pretending to be pathetic) I'm a woman, and I can't lift my hands or shoulders. I don't know martial arts yet ... (singing) I'm not Huang Rong ~ ~ I don't know martial arts ~ ~ I don't have jing elder brother and perfect love ~ ~ ~ (disappointed)
Laobai: (depressed, make up your mind) Alas ... I will go, who let me be your jing elder brother? ...
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(Yu Xiang is unconscious in bed, and Laobai holds Yu Xiang's hand, monologue)
Laobai: (tears) When I first met you, you covered your head with a red scarf. I thought at that time, this girl must be ugly with such big feet. As a result, as soon as you lifted the veil, I was confused. You were born with a wife's face, beautiful and lasting. Even your two bags under your eyes are just right. At that time, when you were talking, I couldn't walk, because my legs were weak, my back was numb, my hands were all sweaty, and I couldn't speak a whole sentence smoothly ... (Hold Xiang Yu's hand tightly) People often say that love grows with time, but I know that I fell in love with you at first sight. I was embarrassed to say this before, but today I did, but it was too late ... (staring at Xiang Yu and crying)
(Nangong's trick is to stimulate Yu Xiang with a needle to regain consciousness, and then insert a needle.)
Laobai: Yu Xiang, I never knew why I wanted to learn acupuncture. Today I realized that this is for you. ...
(Lao Bai confessed to Xiangyu before he went to the Millennium Senate)
Laobai: Yu Xiang, I'm out of town, but I promise I'll be right back. When I'm away ... (Slightly) As long as you know, I think about you every minute of every day, that's enough ... (Wind to Shu point) I sealed your hand Yangming large intestine meridian and foot Yangming stomach meridian, in short, I sealed all the sealed places, so that even if you don't eat. I'm leaving, be good and wait for me to come back ... (kisses Yu Xiang lightly on the forehead).
1. Boss Qian (seriously to Dazui): Yours is unique in the world of moon cakes, but it is everywhere in the world of steamed bread.
Thief: Are you such a thief? Stealing, cleaning people's houses.
Stealing Saint (White): Can it be done without cleaning? I have to follow the footprints.
Thief: You have something. You will return them to others in a few days.
Theft of Saint: Can I not send it back? You are not in a hurry to lose things!
3. Li Dazui's mother: I eat more salt than you eat!
Li Dazui: That's your mouth!
Li Dazui's mother: I have crossed more bridges than you have!
Li Dazui: That's because I'm too lazy to move!
4. Guo Furong Kuixing Catcher: It's really a bully in the Seven Chivalries!
Li Dazui: Who is that mother?
5. proprietress: a woman's happiness is to marry a man and serve him all her life.
Guo Furong: Why didn't he wait on me all his life?
Boss: You know why you can't get married.
6. Teacher: Is this Li Kui jy?
Mo Xiaobei: No, this is Zhang Fei.
Teacher: Oh, how about this?
Mo Xiaobei: Yue Fei.
Teacher: How about this?
Mo Xiaobei: Faye Wong.
Everybody: What does Faye Wong do?
One more actor: sing!
7. Laobai: Read the whole Norwegian forest.
Scholar: Come on, what age is this? There is no such petty book to read.
Laobai: No, you can't write?
8. Scholar: Zi once said, "It is impolite to come and not go."
Oh, so you molested her?
9. Scholar: Why not let me write Spring Festival couplets?
Wife of shop-owner: Your handwriting is too thin to celebrate. Save it for Qingming.
10. Boss: What's your goal?
Guo Furong: Be an incomparable woman.
Mother-in-law: Why do you carry it so far? Say it closer.
Guo Furong: A raise.
Boss: This one is farther than the previous one.
1 1. Tong Xiangyu: the evil god (me).
Bai Zhantang: Tigers are not arrogant. You take me for Hello Kitty.
Guo Furong: Don't worry! This is all my fault!
Li Dazui: Grab my lines.
Bai Zhantang: What's the matter? It's not funny.
Li Dazui: Then I, sunflower acupuncturist! You are happy! ?
Bai Zhantang: What? Zi once said ...
Lv Xiucai: I was wrong. I was really wrong. At the beginning. If I don't marry my husband, I won't die. If my husband doesn't die, I won't die here. ...
They looked at each other.
Bai Zhantang: What the hell is that?
Manager Tong (self-care): No, it was wrong from the beginning. If you don't marry me, my husband won't die, and my husband won't end up. ...
Everyone: How do you know what he said?
Boss Tong: The positive sentence is the most classic and overwhelming! ! ! ! !
Everyone wriggled: sister-in-law ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~! ! ! ! ! !
Boss Tong: OK, OK, that's it.
2. Bai Zhantang: There are many ways to die. Going out to the west, there is a Xiliang River.
Tourist: I can swim, especially snorkeling.
Bai Zhantang: Then find a cliff and jump.
Tourist: I jumped off a building and was blown back by the current.
Bai Zhantang: Then find a bottle of poison.
Tourist: I have drunk pesticides, fake and shoddy, and have diarrhea for half a month.
Bai Zhantang: Then find a rope ... something strong.
Tourist: Yes, the house collapsed in the middle of the earthquake. My neck is fine. My leg is broken. It hurts when it rains now. (Then Bai Zhantang fainted. . . )
3. Sanskrit, the first word: what to save you, the second word: my love (buy a chisel)
Shh! Shh! Shh! Low-key, low-key and low-key!
5. Affirmation and affirmation; Avalanches ~ ~ ~; Denial and Negation (Guo Furong)
6. Zi Zeng said; Mo (scholar)
7. Hand over rotten eggs and release hostages ...
8. Have you ever been to World Spring? I've heard people say time. Have a clear view in the first one. In that Taoist temple, there is a Taoist priest. What they like is the song Hu played in the first "Moonlit Night on the Spring River" called "Moonlit Night on the Spring River". (Scholar collects debts)
9. Don't steam steamed buns for breath!
10. Female thief: Let go!
Bai Zhantang: You let go!
Female thief: Let us go, Miss!
Bai Zhantang: Let go of our boss's wife!
Female thief: Let go of our beautiful Guo Furong!
Bai Zhantang: Let go of Tong Xiangyu, there are many customs in our family!
1 1. Lu: I stabbed you, and you said four words. I stabbed you with two swords and you said 36,000 words. Why?
Guo: ...
Lu: My first sword stabbed you, and you said, "Hero, forgive me". I stabbed you with my second sword and you said "36,000 words"! ~ (lotus scholar PK)
12.- I eat more salt than you.
-That's your mouth.
-I've crossed more bridges than you.
-That's what I don't want to move.
13. "People are floating in rivers and lakes, who can avoid being stabbed? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain strong bone powder, youth powder, friendship powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutrition, and all major pharmacies in the town have sales in Yiguang. Please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark when buying, gung, gung ... "
14. This man died of poverty, digging, acid and raising. Do you think I won't make people laugh if I let the ugly die?
15. Waste my friendship, friendship, and your friendship! ! ! (Lotus Echo Classic! )
16. If God can give me one last chance, I will say three words to Li Dazui, ............., "Put less salt! ! ! "(Xiaomi)
17. Guo Furong: Where is the terminal of the criminals? It's the bully (dad) in Qixia town! !
Li Dazui: Who is the mother of Qixia Town?
18. Scholar: The thief took it without asking.
19. Are you hungry? Whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, if you are hungry, you can tell me that I will make you noodle soup in ten years ... (Du Shiniang sings, the hall bleeds).
20. The shopkeeper boy received two pieces of silver from Du Shiniang 100, which was despised by all.
Man: "I'll give you a hundred taels of silver!" " "
The shopkeeper said, "I am confused when I look at this thick silver. Are you greedy? ~ ~"
Everyone: "Great! ! ! "
Child shopkeeper: "..."
Everyone: "You said you were ashamed ~ ~"
Boss Tong: "Shame!" ........................................................................................................................................................................
2 1. Guo Furong: I'm as blind as a bat, but my mouth is careless!
Next is a series of actions of gouging out eyes and hearts, throwing them on the ground and crushing them with their feet. It's so interesting ...)
22. Master's Body, Runner's Life (Exhibition Hall)
23. Bai said to Li Dazui, "You are really a big loser."
Silly mouth said: "this dou is also a character, by the way, where did this dou come from?"
Bai sarcastically said, "It's really a hundred and nine generals in the water margin."
Li Dazui said, "No, it seems that there are only 108 generals. You said that I have no education, but I still believe in the Three Kingdoms. "
What really makes you right in "Bai Yi Strikes the Table" is the son of Liu Bei in the Three Kingdoms. "
Mouth said, "you scold me again. One is Liu and the other is Ah. Can this be a father and son?
Then I only saw blood in my mouth. )
24. Guo Furong said to Lv Xiucai: I want to be savage as soon as I see you. . .
All 25 are dead? All dead? When did you die? How did you die? Where is the crime scene? Do you have any witnesses, physical evidence or temporary residence permits? (Punishment of scratching the head)
26. The proprietress said to the scholar, "You just live well. If you have nothing to do, just stay there, spend less effort and eat less."
27.- "There is someone above me" and "I wonder, who is above me?"
28. Big mouth asked the money shopkeeper: "Is it particularly scary to put money under your feet?"
The shopkeeper replied, "You'll know when you get married. So men have corns. " (Laughter)
29. Child shopkeeper: "Stop talking, the palm window is not good."
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Tongfu Inn to participate in the first Chicken King Competition.
Guo: The vast sky has nurtured our history and civilization.
Bai: Time flies, which makes us hardworking and kind.
Guo: Under this clear sky, we are singing.
Bai: In this vast land, we soar freely! (Chicken King strives for hegemony)
3 1. Xiaoliu: It can be described in four words.
Everyone: That's outrageous.
Small six: four more.
Everyone: It's terrible.
32. The trap of Lotus and Jiaozi: There are still a few shiny hairs on the pigskin. There is still some spring mud on the cabbage bangzi, and the shrimp is still shelling.
The funniest thing is that jiaozi was glued on with paste and then sewn on with thread.
Cabinet: Why not use fishing line? What jiaozi? It's just bait.
It's even funnier when people eat jiaozi. Lotus also said: Don't forget to spin silk!
33. Primary six: a fruit ... a rising star of six-door learning. ...
X: It's six doors.
34. The shopkeeper shouted at Lao Xing: Xing Yusen!
Lao Xing gave her a bad look back.
The shopkeeper immediately grinned: good name ~
35. The exhibition hall plays an episode in which robbers build confidence for Lao Xing. The exhibition hall is robbing Xiaomi's broken bowl and Lao Xing sees it.
Xing: Why did you rob his bowl?
Bai: What else does he have besides this bowl?
Xing: Then why did you rob him?
Bai: It's so late. There is no one in the street except him.
Xing: Am I not human?
36. Beckham: Guo Furong, hibiscus emerging from the water, proud. . . . Beckham added: It is safe to be buried.
37. "How did Mo Zhangmen die?" "I heard that I took those people's money to build a house ..." "Corruption? ! "
38. I won't tell you if I die!
39 Lao Xing's self-hypnosis:
This is not clear noodle soup ... this is not clear noodle soup ... this is not clear noodle soup ...
This is eel noodles … this is eel noodles … this is eel noodles …
This is not kimchi, this is not kimchi, this is not kimchi. ...
This is a fat sausage, this is a fat sausage, this is a fat sausage. ...
40. Bai: OK, learn to embroider penguins again! -Tong: That's Yuanyang! !
4 1. Oh, my God ~ Are these all gods? Spicy fish scales, rock sugar fat sausage, fermented radish skin, braised boat-fruited Sterculia crisp fried cucumber, steamed yellow croaker, charcoal roasted female pig's trotters? (
Li Dazui's new dish name)
42. What a charming chicken leg ~ (exhibition hall)
43. A hot face sticks to a cold buttock! (hibiscus)
Lu: Nothing, I just have a little more connotation than you.
Guo: Why didn't you say you were a little braver than me?
45.( 1) Part I: Resisting domestic violence
Part II: Calling for social love.
Cross dressing: Don't talk to strangers.
(It's terrible for manager Qian ~) (2) Ten sheep, one squatting in the sheepfold and the other squatting in the pigsty-cadence.
46.
Old punishment: then you can get busy, we can refuel, refuel ~ ~ ~ ~
47. Confucius said: What is knowledge? Which dynasty did Bacon come from? England: Oh, that means Bacon in England said that you are the best person in our Tongfu Inn? In a sense, it is true.
1. I was born useful, and I am glad that money is hard to buy.
Spin a thousand silver coins and come back! I can use it as I want.
2. proprietress: you are a mess! When is it bad to sleep? Do I have to sleep at night?
3. Laobai: Do Yang Guo and Little Dragon Girl know?
Mouth: Yang Guo, I don't know, Little Deaf Girl, I know, the one in West Street, can't talk, Aba Aba.
4. Laobai: Do a good job in fire prevention, theft prevention and corrosion protection.
Manned: anti-corrosion?
Laobai: Prevent food from rotting.
5. Big mouth: Pinggu is a little red? I'm his fan!
Laobai: You are still rotten bamboo. Go away!
6. Laobai: lipstick action-grab a little red in the mouth!
7. Pinggu is a little red: (like cleanliness) You see mud under your nails, disgusting.
Furong: (sad face) It's all manned to let me do rough work every day.
A little red in Pinggu: (sadly to the shopkeeper) Finish the work. . . People must wash their hands.
8. Furong: Brother Hou, get out of the way!
Scholar: Be careful, Bajie!
9. What happened? When you have children, you should marry a wife. . . -Tong Xiangyu
10. Very affectionate:
Why is the sky blue? Because of me!
Why is the grass green, or because of me!
Why does the ass stink? Because it is white! (Laughter)-Scholar
1 1. Bai (affectionate to children): "You look at the clouds for a while and look at me for a while. When you look at the clouds, you are far away from them, and when you look at me, you are close to me. "
Child (moved): "Exhibition hall ..."
Bai (immediately changed his expression): "Sit down, it's none of your business. Look at you! "
I'm Guo Furong.
I have a passion for martial arts.
I come from Jianghu.
I'm different (I'm not Huang Rong in Xiao Guo's works).
13. Mouth: Scholar, what do you like about me? Woman, be honest and don't ask around, okay?
Scholar: So she won't kill me?
Mouth: Then why do you like me? I like you, that is to give you face, say something unpleasant, I like whoever I like, and I'll slap you again!
14. You are a horse and don't know your face!
You are a cow and don't know your skin is thick!
15.-After waking up from the quarrel, we made up again.
-Isn't that pig brain?
-Grow old forever
-isn't that two old goblins?
Give birth to a boy and a girl.
-it is best to be twins, which is convenient for birth.
16. Son, please take me away! (scholar)
17. Bai Zhantang (feeling lonely after listening to the story of disciplining women and horses told by Teacher Tong in the yard): Oh, my mother-in-law, how did she get here today? Does she know about iron shirts? (hand-drawn)
18. explanation of Beckham's cowardly wife: of course, a man who is called a coward woman is called a coward wife.
19. Furong: I'm warning you for the last time. Please speak to me in human language!
20. Shopkeeper: Continue to approach enthusiastically and applaud crazily!
2 1. Zhiqiang Chi
22. advertising:
Mouth: Hey, I burnt the pot again. How can I do this job?
Shopkeeper: Are you still cooking in an iron pan? It's high time to change the hall door without sticking to the pot. The latest copper technology in Sichuan has the advantages of large heating area, uniform heat transfer and rapid temperature rise. You can make delicious dishes with a little oil, which is convenient for cleaning and not easy to stick to the pot. Now you can buy it for the hall door. A set of exclusive secret hidden weapons, first come, first served. All major inns and weapons stores have sales welcome.
Mouth: Non-stick wok cooking is good for you.
23. advertising:
Beckham: Sister-in-law, I can help you wash clothes.
Shopkeeper: moved ...
Beckham: Bird brand saponin powder washes out a generation of good leaders.
24. advertising:
Furong: Oh, yes ~ ~
Wu Shuang: What happened to your waist?
Furong: I can't accept it.
Wu Shuang: When you get old, your bones will become loose, and your body will remind you of calcium deficiency.
Baituoshan Zhuanggu Powder is the exclusive secret recipe of Ouyang Feng in the Northern Song Dynasty, specially developed for Wulin people.
Furong: But I'm out of the game.
Wu Shuang: As the saying goes: People are floating in rivers and lakes, who can avoid being stabbed? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain Qianggu Powder, Youth Powder, Friendship Powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutritional products, all the major pharmacies in the town sell them in Yiguang. Please look for the anti-counterfeiting mark of black toad when buying, gung, gung ... "
25. What do you think of this girl Lao Bai, a player who lost two games in a row?
Furong: A word is cold.
Laobai: Then I'll give you a word. Don't swallow your bad teeth.
Furong: What are you feeding?
Laobai: It is easy to have internal injuries.
Furong: The host is a thief. The legendary thief is him. It's him.
Lao Bai: This player is really good at telling jokes ... The director deleted this paragraph.
26. Generally speaking, Hong Kong elder sister is the third. Ugly, ugly. Sister Ya is the ninth.
27. Yu Xiang: Now, there is only one last way. ...
Xiaoliu: What's the solution?
Yu Xiang: Thirty-six plans.
Small six: What is the thirty-six plan?
Xiao Guo (singing): Thirty-six strategies for love ~ ~ (Everyone dances at this time) It's best to go ~ ~ I want to master the remote control myself ~ ~ ~
Laobai: (continuing to sing) Don't think that ~ ~ (suddenly stopping to tell Guo and others) has stopped me! (Turning to Yu Xiang) Where are you going?
Yu Xiang: Let's get out of here. We can't go back to Shaanxi anyway. We can go to South go to dali. ...
Xiao Guo: Eh, Dali is good, and the scenery is super ~ ~ ~ beautiful!
Yu Xiang: Take a breath in Dali, and then we will go to Myanmar. ...
Mouth: Myanmar is good, and bananas are delicious ~!
Yu Xiang: If there are still suitors in Myanmar, let's go to Thailand again. ...
Guo: Alas ~ ~ The temples in Thailand are so dazzling ~ ~ ~! Hmm. How interesting
Yu Xiang: If Thailand still can't stay, let's go to Japan by boat. ...
Everyone (resolutely, turning around, disgusted): No! !
Yu Xiang: What about Koryo? ...
Everyone (turning around and agreeing): All right.
Yu Xiang: journey to the south to Siberia, change to sleigh, go straight to the Arctic Circle, then go all the way south from Alaska, cross the equator, travel long distances, go straight to the frozen soil of the Antarctic circle, and then ...
Everyone: Still going? !
Yu Xiang: The last step, after reaching the Antarctic Circle, take enough dry food and water, take a rocket, fly into space, land on the surface of Mars and start a new life ~ ~ ~ ~!
Melodious music makes people look forward to it. )
Scholar: What if there is a tracker on Mars? (Music stops)
Everyone: hmm (starting to beat scholars ...)
(Scholar struggles to get up) Yu Xiang: Then we will leave the solar system. ...
Everyone: Well (sad music begins)
Yu Xiang: The vast universe, the vast starry sky, is there no place for me to live, the exhibition hall?
Laobai (hugging Yu Xiang): It's up to you. We'll go wherever you say, every step of the way.
Daughters: (singing) You are the wind ~ ~ I am the sand ~ ~ ~
Man: (singing) It's so miserable ~ ~ Traveling around the world ~ ~ ~
Everyone: you are the wind ~ ~ I am the sand ~ ~ ~
28. (backyard)
Laobai: (slightly angry) What did you say? !
Scholar: (Helpless) I can't help it, Fu Mei. She's watching it very closely. ...
Laobai: You, you, just find a quick and tender tofu and kill it! (Handfuls of scholars are pushed to the millstone)
Scholar: Not tofu ... Besides, I didn't drive her away, Fu Mei. ...
Mouth: That's outrageous. I have never seen her do such a thing!
Scholar: Say it in front of her!
Mouth: Why should I say that? She's not my girlfriend! I didn't change it to Whelan, but I have to change it to Whelan. I have two big faces. I ... (suddenly stopped)
Laobai: Go on!
Scholar: What's wrong with the big face twice?
Mouth: I paste my face ... (blushing, laughing) Then I kneel down and beg for mercy, asking her to forgive me. ...
Laobai: Forgive what?
Big mouth: flirt with bees and attract butterflies ~!
Scholar: (dissatisfied) Hum ~ ~ I chop and change. Me? ! Knowing this, I might as well choose unparalleled. ...
Laobai: (turning to the door with a wry smile) Hey, Xiao Guo, when did you come?
Scholar: (hands raised, knees huddled) Oh ~ ~ ~ I was wrong, I was wrong! ! You adults don't remember villains, the prime minister can punt in his stomach, the moon sets all over the sky with black hoof cream, and both husband and wife go home ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!
Laobai: (angrily) Look at you, you bear! You were scared before others came. You cann't die when people come. apologize !
Scholar: (looking up at the door) Really didn't come? (Standing up, patting his chest and saying) Scared me to death ... (Turning to Laobai) You are a bad person, and you will get what you deserve sooner or later! !
Laobai: (angry) You deserve it! ! A good couple, flirting with each other, red lips and white teeth, are spoiled by you! !
Scholar: (turns away) Then I'll get you back!
(Xiao Guo just entered the door and saw the scholar going out) Xiao Guo: Scholar, where are you going?
Mouth: Go find Wu Shuang!
A scholar, an outstanding talent