I was born in an ordinary family, my parents are healthy, my grandparents are still alive, and there are several uncles and aunts.
Mom said that when I was born, a piece of auspicious cloud appeared in the sky, which gradually floated to the roof of my house from far and near and became a word: "beauty"!
After seeing me, my father cried at the top of his voice for a month and a half. He killed me and I didn't believe that I was born of his chromosome. He rushed to my mother's bed several times with a kitchen knife, waving to cut me into pieces, and my mother protected me with her death, so that I could survive.
Grandpa has been glaucoma for more than ten years, and he can't tell whether it's a man or a dog from a meter away. But when I appeared in front of him, his old man burst into tears and ruined his eyes. From then on, he said that he didn't want to see anyone again, so as to avoid endless troubles.
Later, in order to prove her innocence, the mother took her father to the hospital for paternity test. The doctor gave me a look, cried, wiped his nose and said, go home. This is not your daughter, nor does it belong to anyone. Humans can't have such beautiful children. ...
An intern passed by and saw that I was still a baby. He immediately found a box of red inkpad, printed my fingerprints, took off his hat, and murmured to me: Long hair is for Iraq. If I don't marry you in my life, I won't cut it. ...
Mother hurried out of the house and trotted all the way, and accidentally met an old man. The old man grabbed her and said kindly, "What's the hurry, son? What is difficult? " Don't scare the children ... "
Mother was very upset and pulled the quilt away. When the old man saw me, he burst into tears, sat down on the ground, shook his head and screamed, "I was born 50 years ago!" "
Later, when/kloc-was 0/5 years old, he was afraid to go to school. I haven't been to kindergarten for a long time. The children, teachers and dean in the whole park are crazy. My face was swollen into a watermelon by the little boy's kiss. My aunts beat up the children, for nothing but that they were not born men. Finally, the military and police were dispatched, which was considered to have calmed the war.
There are people fishing in front of my house all the year round and never come back empty-handed. The most incredible thing is that my home is more than 0/00 kilometers away from the sea/kloc-,but they often catch tuna in the ditch in front of the door and look for turtle eggs behind the haystack. Later, after investigation, I found out that it was because countless men at my door cried because they couldn't see me all the year round. Tears are rich in amino acids and protein, which is very suitable for tuna survival and turtle spawning. Over the years, those men's tears have gathered into a small beach. By the time I 15, the beach was already bustling. By the time I 18, the beach had developed more rapidly and was known as the second Hawaii.
Once, I was so bored that I sneaked out of the house at night. I was about to run when I saw the male animal, but after I went out, I was surprised and let out a scream, but I didn't chase him. I looked back carefully and found that they all fainted on the beach. ...
A superpower formally sued me at the International Court of Justice in The Hague, saying that I ruined the happiness of the first family. It turned out that the president had to divorce his wife after inadvertently seeing the photos I took when I was 6 years old, creating the first divorce case of an incumbent president in the history of the country. After accepting the case, The Hague International Court of Justice issued a summons to me. After receiving the summons, I expressed my willingness to appear in court, because such a life really made me unbearable. But the summons was not sent back to the court, because it had my signature on it, so it was taken away by the postman on the way. Later, the postman was sentenced to 122 years in prison.
The CCTV focus interview program group came to interview me, and the photographer fainted three times. The young man in charge of taking notes wrote Chinese in Italian and Spanish.