1, if you ignore the class, we will ignore the class! ! !
Chinese teachers don't know what regret and praise are until they are scarred.
Teacher, did you vent your anger from the teacher on our innocent friends?
Teachers often say that playing computer can be a meal? Then I want to say that homework can be eaten as a meal!
5. The teacher is cruel. In class, a boy's shoes reported to the teacher that I wanted to go to the toilet. The teacher said, go ahead. When I walked to the door, the teacher said, Who told you to go out?
6. The teacher said that you should take care of your head, mouth and ass when you study.
7. The teacher said: As long as you don't die, learn from the dead.
8. Parents who study will know what we will do if we are allowed to study. As long as the leader comes, the whole school will install it, which is more than the trash can.
9. The teacher said, if you don't study hard, go home and fuck off.
10, grateful heart, thank you! I wish all class teachers a happy holiday!
1 1, same school, same teacher, but different pay.
12, put the biology teacher in the sun for photosynthesis.
[mail? [Protected] Get out of the playground! ! !
14 [I asked for leave today and made a scene with the class teacher just to come out for my wife's birthday].
15, [Looking at the angry math teacher, I can't help but sigh: Teacher, you are fine, why did you give up treatment? ]
16, [I don't know what the math teacher said in class, but I feel like a great teacher when I look at the blackboard]
17, school, you ruined my image in front of the person I love. What are we doing? I want to settle accounts with you!
18, A Jiu: Every class has a dog who secretly betrays his classmates to help his teacher.
19, I hate your teacher standing on our beautiful music and body and shouting that you think I'm leaving.
20. Where is the children's paper that ignores the object at school and chats crazily? Rise with strength and spirit
2 1, whenever cleaning, the teacher will say that school is your home. But you are late. The teacher said that your school is your home.
22. Teacher, you are really a gardener. You are spitting at us every day. Teacher, you really love your school as much as your home. You throw up every day, let's clean up every day.
Teacher, please don't talk to yourself. I can't stand these 45 minutes.
Our powerful English teacher said that it is sexual harassment for boys to pull girls' pigtails. After listening to it, I was helpless.
25. Children who speak ill of their teachers behind their backs are thirsty (tell the truth).
26, this year, I have to call my teacher when I go to the toilet at night.
I really like school, but I don't like teachers.
28. I hate the leader's slow speech. Do you really think you are Cadence?
29. Every class has a dog who secretly betrays his classmates to help the teacher.
30. How many pure children's papers were destroyed by biology books ~ ~ ~
3 1, math fatigue, you give me a ride.
32. Headmasters and teachers, you can be coquettish at will. We can't even wear school uniforms. The head teacher in our class is better. He always talks about money. Did you drop it?
33. Notice: All teachers are invited to the meeting room.
34.who do you think you are? Dare to do this to the flowers of our motherland!
35. Cross your legs in front of the teacher, turn your pen, and scold the Mediterranean behind your back.
36. Denon. Teacher. I don't call some students, I have names.
37. Parent-teacher conferences will only destroy our family harmony.
38. I want to be Xia Mingke in my next life, so it depends on which teacher dares to ask me questions.
39. Head teacher, why are you sad all day, as if someone owes you money.
40. The teacher said that you should use your brain when you study, but isn't brain movement a concussion?
4 1, would you mind taking care of the scum? Please don't keep yelling when the teacher is commenting. How can we learn when the teacher doesn't talk?
42. The math teacher is very good. You care about us so much and leave us so late. ! ! !
Our political teacher said that her college life was a failure because she never failed.
44. Marx once said: People are born free and equal, but teachers scold us for education and we answer back.
45. It's a parent-teacher conference, but it hurts the hearts of scum ~ ~
46, the bell can't stop the teacher's enthusiasm for lectures ~
47. Every class has a dog [emailprotected] that secretly sells classmates to help teachers.
48. Every class has a dog that secretly sells classmates to help teachers!
49. The most United class is when the bell rings, and the voice of class reading suddenly increases to Tian Niu.
50. In the teacher's words, it is: How did I teach you a group of losers? In our words: how can there be a useless teacher like you?
5 1, the head teacher's famous saying: Our class is the noisiest in the whole building. The main points of hearing
52. Would you please control these scum? Please don't keep yelling when the teacher is commenting. How can we learn when the teacher doesn't talk?
53. Teachers always think they are awesome. After teaching for more than ten years, they never thought that we had been students for more than ten years and had never seen any teachers ~
54. Always asking for money all day. I have memorized her bank account number.
55. Teacher's famous saying: I have taught so many classes, and your class has the worst discipline.
56. Sao's syllables are not taught by the Chinese teacher, but by the music teacher (++) ~
57. You are not the head teacher. Why are we all lazy idiots? Aren't you a Chinese teacher, bitch?
58. The political teacher said to draw the key points in the book, but I think they are all.
59. My mother is not dead. Why should I wear mourning clothes? The school cursed her mother for her early death.
The students in our class could have done well. But the teacher can't. She is a liberal arts student. Her name is Li Xiangying! ! ! !
6 1, [We: Teacher, something happened. The homework turned into a butterfly and flew away! ! ]
62. On Friday, the children's shoes said that Lao Ban was going home, and I also said that Lao Ban was going back to her house. It happened that the old class didn't hear me and stared at me. It's over.
63. The head teacher's famous saying: Our class is the noisiest in the whole building. The main points of hearing
64. Our classmates made a mistake this morning. A C 5 told the teacher that I was talking. Black me to 250.
65. Teacher, it can be pulled more than toilet paper.
66. The teacher said: A good memory is not as good as a bad writing.
67. Tell me quickly. Tell me, there is no exam homework and no school in the world. It's all a teacher's dream in a mental hospital.
Children's shoes, overthrow the order of No.2 Middle School and live the life we want.
69. In the self-study class, the old chemistry man would seriously say that I only spoke for two minutes, and the whole class ended.
70. When the head teacher is in class, a classmate answers his mouth below. Every time he turns around slowly, he will gently say these words to which classmate!
7 1, I can't afford to get hurt.
72. She became crazy, hehe, she was forced out.
73. The math teacher said that if you stay young now, you will get Alzheimer's disease later.
Dear students, do you know what we do at school? Respond to a strike
75. The school always makes those trivial things so grand.
76. The so-called singing in school has never estimated our feelings. . .
77. Some classes are like Fu Nan Battery. One class is longer than six classes.
In fact, no one knows that I was the deputy stationmaster of the campus radio station. Ha ha.
79. It is obviously the teacher's fault, but the wicked always complain first.
80. Most people are sleeping in history class today. Shit, is the history teacher singing a lullaby?
8 1, if the teacher's mouth is regarded as anus! ! You will find that the teacher is full of shit.
82. Teacher, don't you dare be so mean. Really annoying
83. The teacher's mantra: You are the worst students I have ever taught!
84. Once, the old class rummaged through my desk! Teacher, you are invading my privacy! Didn't your teacher teach you not to do this?
85. The teacher said that we had been in love since we were very young. But she didn't expect that her daughter was in love.
86. In fact, the teacher is also very pitiful. A person has to talk to himself for 45 minutes.
87. Do you sometimes feel that the class teacher doesn't treat students with poor grades as people at all?
88. Because the head teacher is an evil Mediterranean, all the students in our class have Mediterranean phobia.
89. My friend told me that the biology teacher handed in his homework late, so he stood in class for two consecutive semesters. He told me that he would continue next semester.
90. The head teacher never knows that the so-called bad students will always protect the class. ..............
9 1, there is qingguo college, and I don't worry about my homework, even my brain keeps turning.
92. It is said on the Internet that you dream of someone because that person is thinking of you. Did my class teacher miss me?
93. If the Chinese teacher and the English teacher fell into the river, who would you save? I will let the math teacher down.
94. I had a nightmare when I first started school. I saw the head teacher's face.
95. The biggest distance in the world is that you are playing with your mobile phone, but I have to see the teacher for you.
96. If no teacher can teach all subjects, why should a student learn all subjects?
97. What is a teacher? You are just a part-time worker.
98. Teacher: Where is your deskmate? He said that he had traveled to Mars and that he would come back by UFO this afternoon.
99. My biology teacher's computer desktop turned out to be Kim Soo Hyun.
100, the teacher asked: What does it mean to repay a drop of water with a spring? Classmate: It means that someone throws a drop of water at you and you throw a bucket of water at him to kill him.
The teacher wrote a graduation message for the students.
In the past three years, your immature hands, innocent eyes, bright smiles, petite figure, harvest joy and unforgettable friendship have added a beautiful scenery to the school. Every corner here, every grass and tree here, has witnessed your diligent study and left you with beautiful memories. Whether it's the smile brought by applauding flowers, or the sad tears left by difficulties, setbacks and failures, it records your growth footprint and will remain in our memory forever. In the past three years, we have shared joys and sorrows. In the face of difficulties and pressures, you may have hesitated and hesitated, but you have never been decadent or stagnant, because we always believe that sunshine is always after the storm. In you, we have seen the growth of the younger generation, the spirit of active and unremitting struggle, and the vitality, future and hope of youth.
In the past three years, you have listened to the teacher's earnest teachings and felt the sincere wishes and serious criticism of the class teacher. Every progress you make will make our teacher happy, and every mistake you make will often make the teacher insomnia. Although teachers are sometimes too strict and say something that makes you unhappy, please forgive them, because in their minds, you have become their own child, and every time they blame you, it comes from a kind of teacher's love for you!
Looking at the two vicissitudes of osmanthus trees on campus, our fleeting time is filled with air, but enchanting and hurtful. The film was rewound again.
We were taken to the stage, where there was a movie. No script, no director, just a group of people in the mood for love.
Three years, so short and so long, time has ruthlessly swallowed up our youth, and there is always an indomitable spirit in our hearts, feeling that all this is a trick from heaven. The time the horse has passed carries our young and contradictory hearts, and across the horizon of acquaintance and separation, there is always an emotion that makes people cry. However, when we see everything in front of us, we are about to fly to another blue sky.
Three years ago, I came to this school with a tender heart, full of infinite expectations and so strange to everything. However, I have a sister who also studies here. I felt a little comforted after she became my guide and helped me settle everything. From that moment on, I began to weave my young flower season.
We are green flowers in summer, and all of us are so energetic in military training, which ends with our sweat and fatigue; On the first day of junior high school, we haven't lost our childlike innocence. Every innocent smiling face and every rash move is a scene that we all feel embarrassed in retrospect. The second day of junior high school is a very painful time for me, because my sister left me after three years of baptism. The third grade is to fight for our future. Of course, I am the master of my youth. It seems that we have a feeling that there is still a long way to go in the future, and now is just a stop in our life.
Now, standing on the second floor, watching my brothers and sisters playing happily on the playground, I enjoy the privilege of not doing exercises, but I feel that the beauty hidden in my heart is disappearing quietly. The most important thing in life turns into a sigh in the end.
The teacher writes graduation messages for primary school students.
1, I will wait for you at the turning point of my life. Let me ask you like yesterday, will you come with me?
2. Gently, we left, just as we came gently. Wave goodbye to the green campus. We leave a bright smile here and wish you a better future here.
3, a star crossed, my heart jumped twice. At this time, I jumped up for joy, a snowflake fell, and my left eye jumped twice for joy; Now, my left eye hurts, because we will never see each other again! Dedicated to the students who separated after graduation, bless each other!
4. When the moonlight fills your heart, please listen to happiness singing; When happiness sings a dream, please let go of the dream of hope at this time; Success is always on the road to struggle, and the harvest is not far away. I hope you will go forward after graduation, and don't be afraid of the sweat!
You and I both have our own trajectories, such as meteors. It's fate that we can be together and walk a journey step by step, but it's fate that we eventually drift away in our respective directions. I wish you a happier future after graduation!
6. It is fate that brings us together, and it is friendship that binds us together.
7, don't forget the classmates, it's hard to complain about parting. Memories of meeting, youthful vigor, youthful vigor, and innocent years of playing; I hope to be together, still young and happy, and you and I will break into a new world together. May you soar and have a good trip!
8. I sincerely wish you a good attitude in the future and face the thorns in your life journey.
9, graduation, disheartened season, a lot of sadness. Work, the season of despair, a lot of helplessness. At this time, we should not be so depressed. Let's give it some strength. I believe that as long as there are lights on the mountain and people under it, there is a way up the mountain. Believe in yourself! Don't be embarrassed at this time!
10, let me melt the silent language into the Jiangnan wind-say goodbye to you.
1 1, there were many peaches and plums in the past; Today, the willows are reluctant. Graduation is the end of a happy life in college and the starting point of a happy life in the future. May our future be bright!
12, graduated from college, is happy; Stepping into society is a hard job. Gifts are vulgar; Sending blessings is awesome. I wish you: you have everything, but you can't be sick; Nothing, just can't have no money!
13, another year after graduation. Brother, the distance between us has alienated us, and our friendship is inseparable!
14, the graduation season is coming, and friends have embarked on a journey with their dreams. There are joys and sorrows along the way. Dear, no matter where we are, I hope to share the success and failure on the road of struggle with you.
15, a classmate of three years, I have forged a deep friendship with you. At this time, I hope the communication between you and me will last forever.
16, three years, just a short period in the journey of life, but sitting at the same table with you for three years, at this time, I will never forget it.
17, time flies, four years have passed in a blink of an eye, and finally it is our turn to usher in graduation. Four years is long or short, even if we have to be apart in the future, please remember that I will always be with you as long as you need it.
18, another graduation season, I wish you good luck in finding a job. It is normal to be temporarily unhappy. At this point, I wish the newcomers in the workplace a bright future after experiencing difficulties.
19, birds are chirping in the branches, much like our whispering in those days, and there are a series of giggles.
20. You can graduate from school, but you can't graduate from study, so it's never too late to learn, youth can graduate, dreams can't graduate, so be brave, time can graduate, and classmates can't graduate, so keep in touch.
2 1, dear students, please shake hands and make peace, and then we will go our separate ways.
Although the parting bell is about to ring, campus life is no longer long. At this time, please smile and put away your sadness, because sincere friendship will not set sail. Please keep your blessing in mind like the sea. I wish you a brilliant career after graduation and a bright song of victory.
No matter how many years have passed, no matter how far I have gone, I deeply miss that road, the road that once let me meet you.
24. Harvest your bright smile in June when peaches and plums are fragrant. With the passion of summer and my warm greetings, I wish you a smooth graduation and find your ideal job as soon as possible!
Students, let those sweet whispers in the past dusk be buried in your heart and turned into beautiful memories!
26. Because we all know that there is no more mellow wine than this bottle of wine in our hands.
27. It's time to start. Let's go! There is no need to regret or say goodbye, even if the song fades away, our hearts will beat forever.
28, four years, although very short, but looking back at the road, there are twists and turns, more flat. Feel comfortable and have achievements in life. Sometimes you fail, please believe that where there is a will, there is a way.
29. Walk with you and recall the ideals we once had; Breaking up with you, I am looking forward to the carnival when we meet again.
We are about to enter a new life, and there is still a long way ahead. Let's cherish the youth and friendship we have today and water the bud of friendship with true feelings.
3 1, you are a pearl in my memory and a star in my heart.
32. Instant heartbeat; The fate of rubbing shoulders interprets the years. I have no regrets to join hands with you. At this time, bloom, that is, I understand your smile; Flowers are the lines I dance for you. After graduation, it is eternal to leave flowers all the way, no matter the ends of the earth.
33. In the face of the feast laid down by the years, we smiled at each other and politely advised the wine, as if there were all unspoken love and reluctance behind that sentence.
34. After graduation, I feel that my friends have been supporting me for so many years! We will continue to work hard, although I will continue to work hard without your! For us!
35. More than 1000 people study day and night, more than 1000 people are confused day and night, and more than 1000 people are in their early days. At this time, after graduation, they are looking for jobs. I hope you can position yourself, find your ideal job, reap the fruits of happiness, win the favor of your colleagues and make progress every day.
36. If I can, I would like to rub everything in my heart into today's difference. But I just can't do it! Then, let's break up silently! You know, this is the silence of the volcano, which is better than all other words!
You just miss your innocence and friendship when you were young. When I picked up the best wine in my memory and wanted to buy you a drink, I got drunk first.
38. You are the bud of the flower season, you are the eagle spreading its wings, tomorrow is our world, and everything is brilliant because of us.
39. Sunrise in the East China Sea and setting in the West Mountain is also a mixed day; When something goes wrong, people are comfortable and their hearts are comfortable; Some things are fleeting, such as rainbows after rain; Some things are eternal, such as the friendship between you and me.
40. We are lucky to meet this good time; We have the aura of seizing opportunities, and the future lies with us.
April1,June, always sunny. In June, the song will always end. In June, we refused to be sad. Flowers fade their fragrance and welcome fruitful fragrance. Graduation brings parting, and we move towards glory. After graduation, wave your hand and wish my friends a pleasant journey!
42. After graduation, we are no longer students, so we should learn to bear everything. Graduation, at this time we are not celebrating the end, but cheering the beginning; After graduation, we embarked on our own journey and rushed forward for our dreams!
43. What can I say in such a hurry? -Let our hearts strengthen the bridges built in childhood.
44. In the long river of years, many will flow away. Will the red leaves fade when we meet?
45. I have cried and quarreled together; I also laughed and played together; Also sang together, skipped; Also quarreled together and took drugs; But I have never forgotten the deep affection between us. Dear friends, I wish you all a bright future.
46. Finally, you have to leave, that is, go far away and read a book about far away. I'm not surprised because you should be.
47. Even if it is only a short encounter and a short tacit understanding, we will be eternal at this time.
48. Don't be disappointed in Liu Yin. Classmates have been in love for many years, and I look forward to thousands of thoughts. I hope friendship will become a force for progress!
49. In the season when Xiao He first appeared, we were lost, feeling lonely and desolate, but we came after all.
50. Today, we are close classmates; Tomorrow, we will become competitors. May friendship deepen in the competition.
5 1, knowing you is my happiness, leaving you is my pain. For the upcoming parting, what supports me is the expectation of reunion.
52. It is fate to get along day and night, although it is three years; It is lucky to be accompanied by classmates, although it is short-lived; Don't be sad because of parting, don't be nostalgic because of graduation, and verify your feelings separately. There is blue sky everywhere in life. After graduation, I am willing to cherish your fate and care for the future forever.
53. May we build a lucky building with our own hands on the road of life.
54. The sunshine is heroic for you, and the breeze sees you off. When you know song for you, the birds applaud you. At this time, the shade is sheltering you, and the rain and dew are refreshing you. After graduation, I sincerely say: bon voyage, I wish you a bon voyage.
55. Meet in a beautiful campus and share the same soul; Knowing each other in the most beautiful season, friendship is priceless; Gather the ocean of youth and be passionate; It's hard to leave each other when you graduate. June graduation season, I wish the students a bright future and a wonderful journey!
56. The day of parting is getting closer and closer, and I will never forget my youth and ignorance. At this time, I will never forget the laughter and laughter together, reminisce about my youth and pray for my passionate mood. I wish you a bright future!
57. Every corner of our alma mater treasures our friendship and is full of our fantasies.
58. This period in junior high school will be the best memory in my life, which I will never forget.
59. No matter how far the future is, there will be you and me on the road to growth; No matter when we meet, we will always be friends.
After graduation, let's wave goodbye, say "cherish" and "bless", thank each other for their good memories, cherish their sincere friendship and wish you a bright future!
6 1, you and I have gone through hardships for our ideals before we embarked on the road to success. At this time, I hope you can still remember, always remember, that glorious day full of passion for struggle.
62. Liu Yin held his hand and bid farewell to all kinds of melancholy-classmates and teenagers fell in love for several years, and he expected thousands of thoughts. May friendship become a force for progress!
63. Meeting to say goodbye and returning to the sea is not only the end of past happiness, but also the beginning of future happiness.
64. In the first year of my senior year, life is full of flavor. Better late than never, worry about your degree. Throughout four years of true feelings, you accompanied me on the way to graduation. Share joys and sorrows, advance and retreat together, youth is priceless and innocent.
65. Shake hands tightly. Hands are intentional, hands are affectionate. At this time, there are thousands of words in my heart, and there are also secrets I can't tell.
The third-grade teacher writes graduation messages.
If you are silent, you will never be noticed. If your grades are not impressive, maybe the teacher didn't expect to have such an excellent student as you. I hope you can communicate with teachers and classmates more, constantly exercise your various abilities, return your true colors as a teenager, and be a good teenager full of vitality, health and progress!
You are a girl full of energy, youth and beauty. You listen carefully in class, study hard, usually care about the collective unity of your classmates, and study hard, but unfortunately your grades are not stable enough. I hope you can overcome your femininity, work hard and strive for a big leap in your studies. I hope you will be the pride of Class 2, Grade 3 in the future.
You are a beautiful, intelligent and diligent girl, and you can actively think about the questions raised by the teacher in class. Good academic performance, but not top-notch. If you can take the initiative to break the boundaries with teachers, I believe your study will have a big leap. The teacher looks forward to your future success and will be proud of you!
You are serious and persistent in your study, which left a deep impression on the teacher; You are conscientious and responsible in your work, and you have won the praise of teachers and classmates. But you should be lively and young people should be full of enthusiasm; You should be flexible. It is not enough to study consciously. I hope you are lively and cheerful, exercise your ability and be a good student with all-round development!
You are a clever boy. In class, you always listen carefully and never miss a point. Be able to complete the learning task seriously. However, you have a careless problem. The teacher believes that as long as you can overcome this shortcoming, your grades will definitely be in by going up one flight of stairs! A bright future beckons to you, and your destiny is in your own hands.
In the eyes of teachers, you are a smart and lively student cadre. It is you who have brought a diligent and simple style of study to our class; It is you who brought the fashion of helping others to my class. When there are lines of beautiful handwriting flashing in front of us, when there are pages of neat homework in front of us, we will know that you are working silently. Now is the harvest season. When a lot of fruits are placed in front of you, the teacher will say to you: This is a new starting point!
You are a clever student. Do you want to make friends with good grades? Then pay attention to the lecture in class and don't make small moves. As long as you study hard and diligently, ask if you don't understand. Your grades will catch up. Be confident, teachers, parents and classmates are all concerned about you and supporting you! Waiting for your good news!
Speaking on the stage, you are very talented and natural, just like an orator; Sincere and enthusiastic, you have always been praised by your classmates; You won the appreciation of the teacher by being the best in the world at work; In the usual study, you never let the teacher worry about you, make persistent efforts, never give up easily and strive to develop yourself in an all-round way. Your grades have made rapid progress this semester, which is due to your perseverance and courage. Remember your sermon about self-confidence? Self-confidence is a key, which will help you open the door to the hall of knowledge; Self-confidence is a huge ship, which will carry you to fight the stormy sea of knowledge! I hope you can hold this key firmly and pursue it unremittingly, and the door of hope will definitely open to you.
You are a very aura girl, and the ideas and literary talents of the article are better than others! This, the teacher is very proud of you. In the study of science, you always have trouble. It doesn't matter if you encounter difficulties. Never lose heart. It is very important to regard difficulties as opportunities to test yourself, and to have reasonable learning methods and a good attitude. The teacher looks forward to your good news!
You are a clever but not sensible boy. You unite your classmates and care about the group, but you don't study hard enough. You are not strict with yourself in life and study, so your academic performance has always been at the middle level, you know? This is your greatest weakness. Remember, you can't do things with a coping attitude. No matter what you learn, you should master it in a down-to-earth manner and practice it carefully at ordinary times. You can't just scratch the surface and form good habits, which is the foundation of success.
You are as aura as your article, and you burn the midnight oil with enthusiasm every time you create and contribute. This semester, you really feel the urgency of learning. You will allocate your time more reasonably than before, use your time more effectively and improve your grades. However, even you yourself say that such progress is not enough. Your intelligence is recognized, but your ability to improvise is still lacking. Your careless old friend will still bother you from time to time. As the saying goes, the embankment of a thousand miles, collapsed in the ant nest. I hope you can break with it bravely in the future, try to hone all aspects of yourself, cultivate the demeanor of a general and deal with it calmly. A word for you: a smile is more touching than an article.
You are a smart and introverted student, and your grades have improved this semester. However, you should use your head, lift a finger and cherish every opportunity to exercise in class, so that you can get a bumper harvest in your study. If you can make overall plans in your usual study and do a good job in the basic study of liberal arts subjects, your grades will go up a storey still higher.
You are smart but not diligent. Now your grades are below average in your class, but your diligence is only about 60% to 70%. Imagine if you make good use of your usual time, be more patient and more careful, what will your grades be like? Using your clever talent, the teacher believes that you will make rapid progress.
You are a very educated student, always modest and friendly to your classmates, and never neglect your studies. You are a self-motivated, intelligent and kind student. Respect teachers, unite classmates, and always see your busy figure when cleaning. Excellent academic performance makes the whole class admire you! I hope you remember: overcome your weaknesses and strive for by going up one flight of stairs. I hope you can carry forward the spirit of studying hard and keep good grades.