Crosstalk Text Crosstalk "I Want to Struggle" Performer: Degang Guo Yu Qian
Guo: Nice to meet you all.
Y: hey.
Guo: There are many people coming.
Yes
Guo: Men, women and children.
Y: both.
Guo: How nice!
Yes
Guo: Many people still have cameras.
Y: be natural.
Guo: Take the lunch box naturally. No, it's fine.
Yes
Guo: You said that the old man said that he didn't shoot cross talk.
Y: There were no cameras at that time.
Guo: Right?
Y: right.
Guo: Or is society progressing?
Y: right.
Guo: Telephone, mobile phone, how common?
Y: Everyone has one.
Guo: Everyone has it.
Y: right.
Guo: As you can imagine, I remember that there were very few telephones at home when I was a child.
Y: Right?
Guo: I have a phone at home, so I'll call home if I need anything.
Y: Everyone has a public phone.
Guo: Do you have the telephone number of Angong? How convenient it is now.
Yes
Guo: All kinds, clamshell type, so, so, I can't get through.
Y: I can't get through.
Guo: It's broken.
Yu: children's toys
Guo: Was there one in the past?
Y: no
Guo: It's good to be able to talk when there is noise.
Yes
Guo: Me too.
Y: you?
Guo: My mobile phone has different ringtones.
Y: You also like color ring tones.
Guo: As soon as it rings, "bang, bang" is a wave.
Y: sing and play the strings.
Guo: "Step on it, step on the other side, step on the other side."
Yu: Allegro
Guo: "Get up, people who don't want to be slaves." My daughter-in-law, this thing is great. "Dad answers the phone."
Y: this is.
Guo: Yu Qian
Y: There is no such joke.
Guo: That's what I mean. I didn't like it before
Y: I used to.
Guo: What do you think of the rooms for the elderly?
Yes
Guo: When your grandfather was a child.
Y: My grandfather.
Guo: Has he seen this?
Y: Not at that time.
Guo: I have never seen a mobile phone until my death. At that time, they shouted with loudspeakers.
Y: There were speakers.
Guo: There is no electricity.
Y: Oh, just this one.
Guo: Come out, folks. The imperial army did not rob food.
Y: traitor.
Guo: Later, the speaker was electrified.
Y: Then there will be a charge.
Guo: They are all hung in the village.
Y: right.
Guo: That's what his uncle called it in the village. Widows Wang, Li and Zhao in the village east, if you don't pay the electricity bill, I will kick your's door in the middle of the night.
Y: oh, what's the matter? Kick the widow's door.
Guo: It's great that the times are developing and the society is progressing.
Y: ah.
Guo: To be honest.
Y: ah.
Guo: Everyone in the world is willing to go up.
Y: that's right.
Guo: Man struggles upwards, but water flows downwards.
Y: right.
Guo: It's true. Take a comic boy as an example.
Y: ah.
Guo: The students are all looking forward to becoming actors. Little actor wants to be a big actor, big actor wants to be a corner, corner wants to be an artist, and artist wants to be a master.
Y: right.
Guo: Of course there are wishes, but not everyone can realize them.
Y: that's right.
Guo: There are several like Teacher Yu.
Y: HOHO, you flatter me.
Guo: Teacher Yu Qian, I believe you want to be a master in the future.
Y: really?
Guo: It's all staged.
Y: hey.
Guo: Our theater manager is such a picky person.
Y: that's right.
Guo: I can't say this, I can't say that, I'll talk about it later.
Y: Pick me.
Guo: Pick three thumbs to praise you.
Y: Where did these three come from?
Guo: Six fingers.
Y: it's too narrow.
Guo: Teacher Yu went out to perform two days ago.
Y: ah.
Guo: Oh, the audience is boiling.
Y: Oh, I like it.
Guo: Everyone in the audience consciously tipped 50 yuan.
Y: 50 for one person.
Guo: 50 for each audience.
Y: how much is it?
Guo: 100
Y: Just two people.
Guo: Quite a lot.
Y: ah.
Guo: OK, I have to learn from you.
Y: Hehe, don't.
Guo: Great people, to be honest, they are outstanding.
Y: not so good.
Guo: Let's look at the family again. Here, in this position, we look up at this family.
Yes
Guo: Father, the elderly and the country all attach great importance to it.
Y: really?
Guo: Government, what can I say? Who knows where his father came from100000, neither more nor less.
Y: I haven't heard of it.
Guo: You can bring the police.
Y: What about the wanted man?
Guo: Gao, a good scientist, hide and don't meet.
Y: I can't find it.
Guo: The country expects him to come out and do something.
Y: that's it.
Guo: You don't know him. Clothes and food are Yu Qian's first job.
Y: pay attention
Guo: Nice car, big house.
Y: the house is not small.
Guo: The big house upstairs and downstairs is 300 square meters with motorcycles.
Y: it's still a motorcycle
K: There is an elevator.
Y: Still run around the house three times.
Guo: Wrong, belt, belt.
Y: the elevator.
Guo: Elevator, upstairs and downstairs, how nice, I'll learn from you.
Y: I dare not.
Guo: I am eager to be an outstanding person.
Y: really?
Guo: I hope you can give me more advice.
Y: you're welcome.
Guo: You taught me. Actually, I have an advantage.
Y: really?
Guo: First of all, I have a good personality.
Y: Oh, that's the essence.
Guo: Really, I am a very honest person.
Y: I see.
Guo: Really, I picked up money dropped by others in the street, and I was still talking about me when I picked up the money.
Y: how are you?
Guo: Wait for the owner.
Y: oh.
Guo: The main thing is that I don't want it. I want it again.
Y: What did you say to the owner?
Guo: Don't tell him.
Y: Ah, what are you waiting for?
Guo: Now that you mention it, money is hard to find. Besides, I am very emotional.
Y: ah.
Guo: When I was dating my daughter-in-law, I bought her flowers every day.
Y: every day.
Guo: Finally, she told me not to buy it. I really can't eat, popcorn.
Y: it's disgusting to eat this every day
Guo: I want to be outstanding.
Y: oh.
Guo: I want to be a great person.
Y: Then what can you do?
Guo: It's a person, you.
Y: what will happen to you?
Guo: This is called bullying and being afraid of hard work. Ah, I've been ruined by your hands all my life.
Y: What wisdom do you have?
Guo: Do you have to go back?
Hello.
Guo: If you have it, it will be destroyed.
Y: no, I haven't?
Guo: I have the ability.
Y: what ability?
Guo: I am very clever.
Y: oh.
Guo: I'm very handy. I can, I can, uh, cut the mutton slices.
Y: ah.
Guo: Yes, I can cut beef slices.
Y: ah.
Guo: I can also sharpen the knife. After grinding, I can cut mutton slices.
Y: You can only cook.
Guo: What's wrong with the dry cook?
Y: ah.
Guo: A dry cook is not bad either.
Y: really?
Guo: Dae Jang Geum of North Korea.
Y: Dae Jang Geum.
Guo: You all know that, right?
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Guo: TV series, step by step, how difficult it is.
Yes
Guo: I also opened a Korean restaurant.
Y: The opening of the Korea Pavilion.
Guo: Learn from Dae Jang Geum.
Y: really?
Guo: My name is Xiao Changjin.
Yu: Xiao Changjin
Guo: After the opening ceremony, all the guests came. Let's have a bowl of stew.
Y: Does it have anything to do with pot cooking?
Guo: He thinks I'm a chain of Xiao Changchen.
Y: Does Xiao Changjin have this person?
Guo: Not much difference. I have to do my career.
Y: Doing business is right.
Guo: I want to be an outstanding person.
Y: good.
Guo: I can't be as careless as others all my life.
Y: that won't do.
Guo: I want them to know the two eyes of Erlang God.
Y: No, Jiro has three eyes.
Guo: One of them is nearsighted.
Y: He totally understands.
Guo: I thought about it, too. I want to make a good omen before I start my career.
What are you doing?
Guo: Find a temple in Xishan, Beijing.
Y: worship Buddha.
Guo: There is an old monk in the temple who asks for a visa.
Y: Burn incense.
Guo: Ask for an amulet.
Y: good.
Guo: Let the master talk about me and enlighten me.
Y: ok.
Guo: Let's go.
Yes
Guo: The bus is still broken.
Y: The car broke down.
Guo: Go on foot.
Y: be religious.
Guo: That's right.
Y: This is the most important thing.
Guo: Does the Lama who went to Tibet know?
Y: I know.
Guo: There will be a Lama here and a tower here.
Y: stop it.
Guo: Lama, look at this kowtow. Bang, bang. ...
Yes, yes.
Guo: What does this mean?
Yu: throw yourself on the ground.
Guo: Sincerity.
Y: right.
Guo: When I grow up, I will have four lamas at home.
Y: why?
Guo: Wipe the floor and order.
Y: well, that's not the purpose.
Guo: Who cares? After that, after I became famous. I will go to worship Buddha first.
Y: oh.
Guo: Let's go.
Y: good.
Guo: I am religious. My shoes are worn out and I'm exhausted.
Yes
Guo: Here comes the young monk who entered the temple. Where did the benefactor come from? He comes from the Tang Dynasty in the East.
Monkey, what's wrong with you?
Guo: Are you looking for a visa or doing health care?
Y: Why are you still doing health care in this temple?
Guo: Baojian Temple.
Yu: Baojian Temple
K: Knives, sliced mutton and beef.
Y: You are a mess.
Guo: See the old abbot.
Y: old monk.
Guo: scold me, enlighten me and ask for a mascot.
Y: ah.
Guo: Come in. Come to the abbot's room. There is a beautiful woman sitting here.
Y: What old monk?
Guo: I'm applying for a visa.
Y: that's right.
Guo: Visa applicants are more pleasing to the eye than you.
Y: Then who shall I compete with?
Guo: The old abbot is kind-hearted and sits cross-legged barefoot.
Y: oh.
Guo: This is a story told through the ages, and so is Wang's second sister.
Y: The old monk sang duet before becoming a monk. What's it like?
Guo: Nonsense, sin, sin, don't be rude to others.
Y: me.
Guo: Master, come here quickly. Give me a plug. I'll go first. My shoes are all broken. I'll give them back to you when I'm finished …
From my standpoint, I want to go out and fight.
Y: oh.
Guo: I want to be an outstanding person.
Y: hey.
Guo: What do you think I need to do?
Y: ah.
Guo: enlighten me.
Y: What did the old monk say?
Guo: Bodhi is not a tree, nor is a mirror a platform. There is nothing, so what makes dust. Great, great.
Y: I really don't understand. I pretended not to understand.
Guo: Tell me you will do it again.
Jade: The old monk brought it here.
Guo: The old monk spoke. Since the benefactor likes me, I'll try again. It's hard, morally mysterious, and not a confidant. Knowing a few words won't waste your breath on your bosom friend. . Hey, that's good. You have another one, you have another one, and more.
Y: What do you mean by "more"?
K: Good. Pass down through the ages, a beautiful marriage.
Y: why? This again.
Guo: Oh, yes, yes, I'll give you a fresh one, a fresh one, and try again. Amitabha is proud of not asking questions any more, and ashamed of being endless.
Y: here we are, here we are.
Guo: I won't ask, really. Oh, good, good.
Y: That's what you need.
Guo: Please advise.
Y: Tell me about it.
Guo: Is there anything you need me to do?
Y: ah.
Guo: Oh, what should I say?
Yes
Guo: My shoes are all broken. Please change it for me. Amitabha, I'll change it for you after I change it.
Y: ok.
Guo: Otherwise, we have that amulet for me.
Y: Hey, I don't want this.
K: OK.
Y: this is.
Guo: Take a piece of paper.
Y: wow.
Guo: The old monk came in with a tray. Take the amulet, benefactor. All of them were taken away by the poor monk.
Y: no
K: It's polished.
Yu: Open.
Guo: How can I get there without driving?
Y: I have.
Guo: Turn on the light.
K: Open it. Open it. Good luck. Turn around and come out. Oh, I must keep a good attitude. Starting today, I want to
Struggle, I want to be an excellent person, a great person and a capable person.
Y: ah.
Guo: It gets cold under your feet when you walk.
Y: what's the matter
Guo: psst, the sole is gone.
Y: I have to mend my shoes.
Guo: Why is it so cold? Oh, look at the license plate of FAW under your feet.
Y: oh.
Guo: Pick it up, Jing C4329.
Y: It's a good size.
Guo: This is a gift from heaven.
Y: huh?
Guo: I will be outstanding soon.
Y: as long as the car brand.
Guo: I'll buy a pen and draw eight pictures with this J.
Yu: Jam.
Guo: My car belongs to the Ministry of Public Security.
Y: no shame.
Guo: The change of identity.
Y: What does it look like?
Guo: Hang it in my car after the change and drive it out. The police are coming, hey! Stand there, stand there. I said you were crazy, Jing.
Y: that's right.
Guo: I'm from the Ministry of Public Security.
Y: ah.
Guo: Bah!
Y: what's the matter
Guo: The Ministry of Public Security still does it.
Y: What's the use of managing placards?
I'm devastated.
What hit you?
Guo: I have been depressed.
Y: ah.
Guo: Why do people tell me every time I run to the finish line?
Y: what?
Guo: You are too bad.
Y: it's too slow
Guo: Everyone says that you have to pay tuition to do great things.
Y: ah.
Guo: My tuition is enough for six universities.
Y: All the tuition fees have been paid.
Guo: I want to keep my feet on the ground.
Y: hey.
Guo: I want to struggle. I want to be an outstanding person, a great person.
Y: oh.
Guo: I'm going to start with the basics.
Y: right.
Guo: Nothing is vague, full of nonsense, and it can't be a big deal. Tinkering can also succeed.
Y: basic.
Guo: I want to do real estate.
Y: this is not small.
Guo: I'll go. I will go to Wangfujing to buy a piece of land.
Y: Wangfujing?
Guo: My uncle is in charge there.
Y: what is the responsibility?
Guo: Toilet hygiene.
Y: That's what your uncle uses to clean the toilet.
Guo: I want to put that toilet down.
Y: ah.
Guo: That's what I think. My uncle was detained twice.
Y: There are two rules for cleaning toilets.
Guo: The number of that broom doesn't match that of that mop.
Y: that's still ~
Guo: Find someone.
Y: ah.
Guo: Someone has to talk to me when I put down the toilet.
Y: Who said what?
Guo: There is one backstage.
Y: right.
Guo: His uncle and the American Embassy.
Y: You can talk to him.
Guo: Make friends, Uncle. Tell me about it.
Y: ah.
Guo: No, there is no current period.
Y: and the current period.
Guo: The toilet was dirty when I left.
Y: His uncle is guarding the toilet over there.
Guo: ... ⑥
Y: how can I put it?
Guo: Put the toilet down anyway.
Y: small.
Guo: From small to large.
Yu: Gao Gao
Guo: Walk 50 meters to the 50th floor.
Yu: 50th floor
Guo: Have you ever seen a chimney?
Y: that's right.
Guo: Beijing can't buy land either.
Y: oh.
Guo: No, now.
Y: not now.
Guo: Isn't it, at most, renting, decades, 350 years, that won't work?
Y: ah.
Guo: buying land will be a fire.
Y: oh.
Guo: There is a cross talk.
Y: What is he doing?
Guo: The land in front of my grandmother's house is cheap, 50 yuan per mu.
Y: That's too cheap.
Guo: In vain.
Y: It's the same as giving it away for nothing.
Guo: Ask your brothers to chip in 600 yuan. Let's buy a piece of land there.
Y: 600 yuan plays real estate.
Guo: Everyone goes home and pushes their bikes.
Y: wow.
Guo: Meet in the alley and let's go together.
Y: several shareholders.
Guo: Say I won't go.
Y: what's the matter
Guo: I can't pedal.
Y: what's the matter this is
Guo: I said, I'll carry you.
Y: You can have it.
Guo: You can't push it while carrying it.
Y: what's the matter
Guo: It's just too far.
Y: where is it?
Guo: Qaidam.
Y: I can't do it alone.
Guo: It's really far. What are we going to say?
Y: it's far.
Guo: You said to build a house in Qaidam. You said it was too difficult to buy a house. Qaidam is a basin with many places. This belongs to.
Sanhuanwai
Y: Do you want to learn some geography?
Guo: Within the Third Ring Road?
Y: What Third Ring Road is far from Qaidam?
Guo: It's quite far. What should I do? Is it cheap?
Y: Cheap is not good.
K: That's all right. Anyway, it's a little difficult for my boss to commute.
Y: what's the matter
Guo: I dig the subway.
Y: dig the subway.
Guo: Go to Beijing, dig the subway, dig to Qaidam and pick up the train.
Y: Just a moment, please.
Guo: Huh?
Y: Is there enough money to buy a house to repair the subway?
K: That's all right. I'll dig in the direction of Shanxi.
Y: why?
Guo: If you dig, you will get coal. You can buy coal to repair the subway.
Y: wow.
Guo: Dig again, dig again, and you will arrive in Shaanxi.
Yes
Guo: I'm going to make a terracotta warrior, then spray the Olympic logo and transport it to Panjiayuan for sale.
Y: Well, all those cultural relics are wasted.
Guo: That's right.
Yes
Guo: That's right.
Y: that's true. There is always money.
Guo: Yes, I'm here now.
Y: ah.
Guo: Digging and digging will lead to the Yellow River.
Y: to the yellow river.
Guo: What if the subway leaks?
Y: ah.
Guo: Let him take a boat in the subway.
Y: Take a boat in the subway.
Guo: Then you'd better come by plane.
Y: oh.
Guo: Qaidam came that morning and pulled all our owners to work in Beijing.
Y: wow.
Guo: Send them back to sleep at night.
Y: I have to ask you.
Guo: Ah.
Y: Where does this owner work? Is this plane still there?
Guo: Skydiving.
Y: Ah, all the owners parachuted.
Guo: That's right.
Y: ah.
Guo: At the Third Ring Road, everyone came down, and some ... attended.
Y: what should I do?
Guo: There are too many telephone poles in Beijing. The residents of our community are hanging in 49 cities. Take the umbrella off.
Y: It's a big project.
Guo: They put up small advertisements in Tongxian County.
Y: There are advertisements there.
Guo: What do they call it? Pot land, used to buy pots.
Yu: Qaidam basin
Guo: Save the basin.
Y: that's right.
Guo: Well ... [5], what do you think?
Y: You are thinking of one.
Guo: Is there any highland there? Let's find a highland to build it.
Y: there is one in the highlands.
Guo: Where?
Yu: Mount Everest, Mount Everest.
Guo: Yes.
Y: No, at this moment, I think of your apprentice, Mount Everest.
Guo: How many stops are there from the height of Mount Everest to Qaidam?
Y: How did you work it out?
Guo: If you want to build Mount Everest, you have to build affordable housing.
Y: why?
Guo: It's too expensive to buy ...
Y: here it is.
Guo: Yes, this line. How's the weather?
Y: cold.
Guo: It's cold.
Yu: Gao
Guo: Heating, heating all year round.
Y: heating all year round.
Guo: I tried my best to store coal in it.
Y: Where did the coal come from?
Guo: Look, isn't there coal to dig the subway to Shanxi?
Y: That's not for sale.
Guo: I don't sell it. Keep it for myself.
Y: Oh, it's all burnt.
Guo: I heard that it is still snowing in that place.
Y: That's the altitude.
Guo: Hire two people to sweep the snow ... 5. They say global warming.
Y: ah.
Guo: It won't be long before the snow melts.
Y: so soon?
Guo: Great, ready to go.
Y: Let's go to Beijing Railway Station by bus.
Guo: You are confused. Can Beijing Station reach Mount Everest? Taiwan Province is closed.
Y: Close the platform and get on the bus.
Guo: Are you sitting on the stage? I can't stand not sitting.
Y: that's true. You can't stand on the platform and sit on Mount Everest.
Guo: Yes, find someone. Find someone to bring a calendar and newspaper.
Y: oh.
Guo: Hey, the northern slope of Mount Everest belongs to China, right?
Y: right.
Guo: No, it's a problem.
Y: what's the matter
Guo: The houses built on the north slope are all south houses, but the south houses are not hot. )
Y: North House ... ⒖
Guo: There is no one here. Guess what? Find a bunch of crosstalk performers.
Y: why?
Guo: Let them sell the house to me.
Y: what's the use?
Guo: You can just tell a lie about the crosstalk and sell it. Do you know that?/You know what?
Y: It's all lies.
K: Yes.
Y: ah.
Guo: I have one more question.
Y: ah.
Guo: With global warming, will the snow melt?
Y: that's right.
Guo: Has the ice melted?
Y: no more.
Guo: My building must be built on ice.
Y: ah!
Guo: Then my house will collapse.
Y: no more.
Guo: So Mount Everest is very warm, too?
Y: It's very hot.
Guo: Here comes the business.
Y: what's the matter
Guo: I'm going there to sell popsicles.