That was before I went to primary school. At that time, I was a famous "king of pranks" and often took my "loyal ministers" to do great things that I thought.
It was a hot afternoon, and the cicadas in the tree kept calling "so hot" and "so hot". Flowers, which are usually full of vitality, hang their heads and look very listless. But my friends and I still fought tenaciously despite the heat.
We felt like turning left and right, and we arrived at the carport unconsciously. At this moment, my "subordinate" said to me, "Tell the boss that we found a brand-new stroller in the carport." When' tis once spoken, my "civil servants and military commanders" offered me suggestions one after another. Suddenly I heard someone say, "Why don't we puncture the tire of this car?" This plan is just what I want. So, we found the nail and only heard "Chi-""Chi-"! We all cheered when the front and rear tires burst. ...
Tired of playing, I went home. My father told me that he bought me a new toy car today, and I was glad to let my father take me to see it. Dad took me to the garage. Dad reached a finger and I was dumbfounded. It turns out that my father bought me a new car with a flat tire. In the end, I just thought what my father said was a flat tire. As a result, this prank was beaten by my father. This is exactly what the old saying goes: "harming others is not good for yourself."
This incident not only made me regret it very much, but also became the laughing stock of the whole family ...! Well, it's all practical jokes.
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2. The fifth grade composition "Everything is caused by pranks" and "Everything is caused by glasses" Our life is full of happiness, but we often get into trouble inadvertently. For example, a truth makes people in an awkward position; A joke caused misunderstanding among friends; I was scolded by my parents because I didn't do well in an exam. Unfortunately, I fell in a game and broke my bone ... As a "small four-eyed", I hate glasses on my nose. I have been suffering from myopia for two years. Among them, the biggest headache is the pain of not taking off your glasses. That was not the case. Unfortunately, it has been bothering me and making me complain bitterly. One day, I felt very tired, so bad things followed. As soon as I stepped into the bathroom door, my eyes suddenly turned white. It turned out that the lenses were foggy. So I had to grope my way forward. But I only care about the left and right. I didn't expect a "close contact" between my forehead and the wall, and my glasses fell off. Don't! Below is the toilet! It's too late to say now I immediately grabbed my glasses. Wow, that was close! It's a good thing I'm quick-sighted, otherwise ... I finally got into the bathtub. I think this "glasses storm" is over. But when I wanted to wear shower gel, I met another unfortunate thing-there was a layer of white fog in the bathroom because of the high temperature. So I had to touch with my hand, which bottle was my shampoo. After touching for a long time, I finally touched a bottle of "shampoo", which is my mother's most precious skin care milk! Alas, what a disaster! Alas! It's all glass! Curiosity is a child's nature. I believe many students will do stupid things because of curiosity, which will lead to trouble. Here I want to tell you an unforgettable thing, which was also caused by curiosity ... I remember that it was noon in summer, my mother was sleeping in bed and I was doing my homework in the study. At this time, my mother asked me to boil the boiling water. I reluctantly went to the kitchen room and just wanted to put the water in the electric kettle. Under the guidance of curiosity, I did this, but it turns out that my idea is wrong and will bring me a kind of "pressure". Because, after I put a certain amount of water, I opened the lid and looked, ah! A red tube appeared in front of me. After I stayed for a few seconds, I thought of water and immediately poured it in. However, it was too late, everything was too late, and I heard a bang. A red object fell on the floor tile, and some almost hit my eyes. I dare not think what it is. I immediately subconsciously poured the water into the pot and pulled it out immediately. After everything calmed down, I carefully looked inside the electric kettle, only to find that the water pipe was broken ... My heart sank and I thought, it's over, I'm going to get more than one bargained for tonight. I'd better admit my mistake quickly. There may still be "hope". My heart is heavy, and my feet are like lead, and I can't move a step. I said to my mother hesitantly, "Mom ..." Yes, "I said. My mother pondered for a while and said, "I'll forgive you this time, but be careful next time." I will discuss the specific reasons with my father, and you should do your homework first. " My heart sank and I thought, Ah, I met "modern Zhang Fei". what can I do? ..... I dare not think about the next thing. As the sun sets, my heart beats faster and faster with the sound of the car engine stopping. With the sound of opening the door, a cold sweat as big as a bean appeared on my face. My mother stopped my father, and they walked into the room together and closed the door. I walked softly, trying to eavesdrop on what they were saying, but I heard nothing. I muttered, "Hum, even you!" At this time, the door opened and I was shocked to see my father come out. My heart was in my throat, and my father came over and said to me earnestly, "Mom has told me that you have the courage to admit that you have done something wrong. I will forgive you this time. It can't happen again, because this electric kettle is electrified. What should I do if I accidentally touch the electricity? If the fragments on the pipe are broken. At this time, my heart was relieved. I thought for a while, and finally understood that our parents beat us and scolded us, and educated us for our own good. They actually love us at heart-they are cruel to our skin. Parents who let us do whatever we want don't care about us at all. But although I was not beaten, I was inevitably nagged. My mother also fined me to write a 6000 article on this matter. Alas! Curiosity, you can hurt me! " It's all caused by composition. ""Exam! Exam! " With the sound of * * * in class, the students quickly sat down. This is an unusual exam, because the teacher said that if you pass the exam, you can be a monitor, so the students are looking forward to it and are very serious! The exam has already started, and I feel guilty to see all my classmates' eyes focused on the test paper, because although my eyes are on the test paper, my thoughts are still on the swing where I had a good time just after class, thinking about the dribs and drabs when my classmates played together ... Ding Lingling ... Class is over! My heart suddenly slammed and pulled me out of my mind. There are only ten minutes before the end of the exam. The students began to write their compositions, while I was still working on the questions. At this time, I am anxious like an ant on hot bricks-running around and trying to do it quickly! Because of this psychology, I will try my best to write. Finally, I caught up with my classmates, faster than them. At that time, I was very happy, happy to think that I had handed it in before the specified time. But I didn't know there would be a big storm hitting me. I took the paper and handed it in.
3. They are all naughty. The word "naughty" is the most appropriate word if it is used in my third and fourth grades. Why? Because a few years ago, I was a mother with a headache and my father met a naughty boy who was upset.
I remember one idle time at home, I took out scissors to cut my nails. After the cut, I felt bored. Looking at the rough skin on my fingers, I thought of a way to kill time: cut the rough skin on my fingers. Do it! I cut my finger with scissors. I accidentally cut a small piece of skin, and the blood immediately flowed out. A terrible pain made me burst into tears and thought, "I really shouldn't reinvent the wheel!" " "This time, I tasted what I deserve.
Once again, my parents asked me to go out to wash the dishes, and I accepted the task happily. As soon as they left, I began to wash. When washing five bowls, it was partly for bluffing and partly for convenience. I put the bowls in the corner of the sink, less than 3 cm wide. I just took one look at them and went on washing dishes with confidence.
Just as I was humming proudly and thought I was extremely clever, I heard a cry: "Winbond!" " Five bowls fell to the ground and broke into pieces because of their unstable center of gravity. I was stupid: it's over, how to make a job this time! Thinking about it, I spread it on the ground and burst into tears.
After a while, I stood up to clean up the mess. Originally, I wanted to "hide the sky from the sea", but then I thought that I had broken so many bowls, and I couldn't escape my mother's sharp eyes. At that time, I might "die" even worse. I'd better tell the truth! Unfortunately, after I confessed, my mother finally gave me an honest "commutation"-two hard slaps. Hi! I still can't remember "commutation". Later, I had a relapse.
That day, my sister and I were walking on the street in the community, and we played the game of "throwing keys". As a result, we threw them into the sewer pipe sealed by iron bars and couldn't get them back! My mother hit me again, and with what happened before, I was beaten black and blue. ..... Looking back on the naughty things before, I can't help laughing, laughing at my naivety at that time, laughing at my naughty and lovely at that time! After laughing, I feel too naughty and often get into a lot of trouble.
4. Examples of practical jokes. Here are five examples of practical jokes. For example, a sleeping puppy is chased by a puppy, a classmate is scolded, and the house is messy and scolded by his mother. Specific examples are as follows: 1, that time, my mother and I went to my grandmother's house.
We walked in tandem on the field path. At this moment, I accidentally saw a fluffy thing.
Looking closer, it turned out to be a puppy sleeping. Suddenly, my "naughty disease" broke out again.
I pulled a green bristlegrass from the side and held it in my hand, shaking it back and forth in front of the puppy's nose. But the puppy didn't go too far and was indifferent to my "harassment".
I whispered to myself: How dare you ignore me! Hum, see how I tidy up you! I stepped back a few steps, leaned down and picked up a small stone next to me, held it in my hand and shouted at the puppy, "Look at me!" " "I turned my arm a few times and threw the stone out with great strength. What? I missed it! Do it again.
I picked up another small stone and threw it at the puppy with all my strength. Hey hey, I hit it this time.
However, the puppy suddenly stood up, stared at me angrily and made a "mm-hmm" sound in his mouth. Shit! The puppy is going crazy.
I ran as hard as I could, but I still couldn't outrun the puppy. Seeing that the puppy was about to catch up with me, I screamed with fear. "mom! Mom! Help me! " My mother turned around when she heard the shouts, saw my embarrassment, and then ran to me, stood in front of me and shouted at the puppy.
The puppy was frightened when he saw his mother's fierce appearance, and turned around and left angrily. I will stay away from dogs now, alas! It's all a prank.
2. "Look at me!" Aim at the angle, impact run-up, and shoot! Like a bomb, the ball crossed a long arc and went straight to the goal. Bang! "Oh no!" Hit the classmate with glasses in the face! I hurried forward to help him to the infirmary. Alas, it's all a prank! Class is over. Let's let Yang Tianyu jump the stairs.
Whoever jumps more will win. I stepped back, ran up, jumped up and flew. When my feet are about to step on the fifth step, I am eager for a higher level, so I try my best to stretch my feet forward until the sixth step.
Who knows that the foot is at the intersection of level 6 and level 5, the center of gravity is behind, and the human body falls backwards. "Bang bang!" I played down step by step, touching my back and head. It hurts, alas! It's all a prank! Come back to the classroom from outside at noon, kick the shuttlecock and walk through the aisle between the seats. Suddenly, I was startled by Miao Hua's cry, and the shuttlecock was kicked wide. I saw badminton fly directly to my seat. At first, I felt good for a few seconds, just enough to fall on the table.
But after a few seconds, I immediately realized that the problem was coming. My plate was on the table! "Ding!" Badminton fell into the rice! I picked up a hair of badminton and pulled it out. "plop!" My hair was broken and the badminton fell into the potato again. "wow-""ah! The soup spilled on my new sweater! " The deskmate screamed.
I apologized awkwardly, grabbed the shuttlecock and ran to the toilet to wash it. Look at the watch, 13, hurry back to the classroom. 15 requires a full meal.
I stripped a few mouthfuls of vermicelli, stuffed a few pieces of beef into my mouth, and dumped all the rest. At three o'clock in the afternoon, my stomach growled in protest.
Alas, it's all a prank! On Friday, when winter began, the weather became cold. I hid under the covers warmly, but was dragged out of the "position" by my ruthless mother, dragged out of the house and entered the school. As soon as we entered the class, unlike usual, everyone was playing chess happily without doing any questions. Didn't the math teacher? Yes, beautiful! I was in a good mood, but when I just put down my schoolbag to watch the war, Jiang Shuai and Cheng Kang had a series of disputes.
Jiang Shuai was going to play chess, and Cheng Kang picked up the pieces and ran away. Jiang Shuai chased the pawn with another "red rabbit" and caught the pawn with "white tiger fierce claw". Cheng Kang recaptured the chess piece with "Sky Attacker" and painted it black with "huge battery". When Jiang Shuai saw this scene, he was so angry that he said to Cheng Kang: "Pay!" Cheng Kang said, "Why, isn't this good?" "How does this work?" Jiang Shuai said.
What a pity! I can't watch it anymore. I ran over and said to them calmly and seriously, "Why do you want to hurt your's friendship for a chess piece?" After listening to my words, Jiang Shuai and Cheng Kang looked up together and smiled at each other, speechless. This is really "it is better to study for ten years than to listen to you."
(I look at Jiang Shuai and Cheng Kang) Well, it's all a prank. 4. "Kamen Rider transforms!" Another double eleven has passed, and the cool toy that I have been dreaming of since I first went to elementary school has finally come home after twists and turns! When I put on my transformers, I felt very proud! Show some poss to your mother later; After a while, I will play a few smiling faces at my grandmother, and I am very proud.
However, the more you play, the more confused you get. How can this worthless little thing make a sound? Hum, Detective House is online again. With a screwdriver, I can open the door to a new world of toys! As a "king of pranks", I carefully pulled out all the nails on the toy and carefully removed the shell.
This is clear at a glance: chip, circuit board, small lamp.
Wow, why is it so complicated? Wait a minute, how do I know such high-tech things as chips? As soon as I saw it was a green thing, I couldn't help sticking out my two paws. When I pulled hard, the tragedy happened, because I pulled the wire too hard! Now it's over. It's broken. I'm stupid. I only play the game I often play after I get into trouble-"hide and seek".
I always climb into my hiding place: under the bed! A few minutes later, my mother opened the bedroom and saw my Battle Legacy. The home-cooked drama "Fried Shredded Pork with Bamboo Shoots" I am looking forward to is staged again.
I deserve it! Alas, it's all a prank! Mom went out to buy food, so I can finally play with the remote control car.
A long time ago, I went to a scolding school. I thought scolding the school was for learning to swear, but scolding the school teachers taught us to drive. I thought learning to swear from cars was an advanced swearing skill. As a result, after a semester, I learned nothing, but learned to drive. I was thinking, I'm dead. This is obviously a school. How did it become a driving school? "Wen Wen scratched his head and said.
"yes! Last time I was on the road, I saw a bank that said' China people are very nice'. Alas, I was scared at that time. How could the bank post such a word? Very good. If the people of China are very nice, isn't it unnecessary to put money in the bank? There is a safer safe at home! " Wenwen said angrily.
"All right, all right!" I said to them, "I have more irritating things!" " Last time I saw these words in a construction site: drag in front! Oh, my God, is this a drag? I quickly went in and said to them,' What's the matter with you? How dare you delay your work! "You deliberately went on strike!" Those people looked at me, winked at each other, and then went their separate ways. I was so angry that I was about to say, when suddenly a man came up to me and said angrily,' Little friend, do you want to die? "Dare to come to such a dangerous place!" I'm even angrier when I hear it. Is this happening? Obviously, they intend to delay the work. Why are they angry with me? I wanted to say it, but they made me say it! I'm already dead. How could they do this to me? ! Forget it, forget it, I'll take my wooden bridge, and they'll take their sunshine avenue. We have nothing to do with each other! "
Xu, who had been silent, suddenly became unhappy. We asked her why, and she said, "I am the most unlucky!" "
"Why?"
"The last time I went to KFC, I happened to see a yellow sign in front of me that said white: Be careful with your bones. I wonder: it's not this bone that is bulging! But curiosity still drove me forward, but before I got halfway, I slipped and fell. It hurts! But I still don't give up and keep going. However, this place is not a' bone' at all, but rather slippery, which makes me black and blue. I think: the waiter must have made a mistake. I want to change it! Just as I was about to add some, a waiter asked me,' What are you doing, little friend?' Don't make noise, I'm correcting my mistake!' What are you correcting? Didn't you see the word "slippery" changed to "bone"? Slipped? Right? What? That's right! "Oh, yes, I'm sorry," but it was already written and can't be changed. I had to ask my mother to pay, and I was scolded as a result. "(Because she was nearsighted, she saw it from a distance, and the result was wrong. )
At this time, my mother came up to us and said, "Who told you not to see clearly?" Learn Chinese well, if you are not careless, you will have no problem! "
Alas, they are all Chinese characters!
6. It's all practical jokes. The first paragraph of the outline tells a truth that pranks will bring a lot of trouble to life. Write the second paragraph briefly and tell a naughty example, which can be your own business or someone else's business. Write it in detail
According to your example, it must be divided into several natural paragraphs. In the last paragraph, I reiterate that we should get rid of the bad habit of being naughty.
Be a measured person. Write short, simple and powerful.
The model essay is as follows: In life, we often get into trouble inadvertently. This is a good example: because of the bad weather that day, the students in the class didn't go downstairs and didn't do anything to play.
I’m not doing anything right now. I played with my friends for a while and pulled Tianyi's hair like a doorbell. "Oh, don't move!" Suddenly turned his head in the morning.
As soon as I suddenly turned my head, I quickly ran forward and chased after it ... Finally, as soon as I could, I ran over and pulled my hair. I was "furious" and very naughty, so I grabbed Tianyi's little scarf and saw that it was mine! But at that moment, Tianyi grabbed the other end of the scarf, and we worked together! Suddenly, we both stopped working at the same time, holding a piece of cloth in one hand ... I was shocked. Tianyi sadly took the other half of the scarf and said, "Cat, how did you ..." I said guiltily, "Let me mend it for you."
As soon as the scarf was given to me, I repaired it. I took out the torsion bar and connected the scarf together, but the scarf fell off again.
I asked several classmates, and they all shook their heads helplessly ... I was a little uneasy and guilty when I went home at night. I told my mother about it and see how to deal with it. Mom didn't get angry, but calmly helped me sort out my emotions and let me apologize to Tianyi again through WeChat.
I also took the initiative to buy Tianyi a new scarf with pocket money. Well, it's all practical jokes.
In the future, being naughty is naughty, but we must be measured and not get into trouble because of being naughty.
7. Take "it's all careless fault" as an example. Wednesday morning, the math midterm exam.
I finished the examination paper at one go. It's not difficult. I feel very smooth. Just when I was secretly happy, Teacher Yu came over, looked at my test paper and said to me, "Lv Siwei, you are so careless!" " As soon as the words were finished, it was time to hand in the papers, so I had to hand them in. After handing in the paper, I felt uneasy.
I hope I will fail this exam! At this time, a sentence from my deskmate made me even more depressed. He said, "You must fail this exam!" Thinking of the teacher's teaching and parents' expectations, I suddenly fell to the bottom.
On the way home, I was unhappy. Dinner is not as sweet as it used to be. I have an exam in my dream. I worked hard and was so busy that I was sweating ... Today, the test paper was handed out, and the score on the test paper was impressive: 90 points! Suddenly, I'm going to have a nervous breakdown.
This score is worse than I expected. Several students came to ask me about my grades, and I was embarrassed to say so.
This section is a math class. The math teacher came in.
I was not afraid of math teachers before, but I don't know what happened today. The math teacher seems particularly dignified and tall, and I can't wait to find a hole to drill down. The math teacher asked us, "Who got 97 points?" Then the classmate stood up.
The math teacher asked again, "Who got 96 points?" That classmate stood up again. These students who stand out are usually inferior to me, but why do they kneel in front of me today? After that, Mr. Yu began to criticize the students who didn't perform very well. All the students named are because they didn't do well in the exam.
I secretly prayed in my heart: "Mr. Yu, please have mercy!" " Please don't say my name, I beg you! "Teacher Yu seems to have heard my words and didn't call my name. After summing up the exam, teacher Yu began to analyze the test paper.
When talking about a topic, she suddenly said: "This topic, Lu Siwei regards the longest as the shortest. When I was correcting the test paper, I was thinking, how can there be such a careless person! " Oh, this is not good, it's exposed! I feel dozens of pairs of eyes staring at me behind me, and my face is so hot that I even sweat. God, why is this class so long? It's not over yet! I can't hear what the teacher said.
Very not easy, finally boil to * * * ring, class is over! After the teacher, there are parents. On my way home, I told my mother my math scores. My mother told me that my father would definitely scold me if I did so badly in the exam.
As expected, my father asked me about my math scores when he got home. I had to mutter my poor score: "90 points".
Dad asked a few more questions to understand why he did so badly in the exam, and then he began to scold me happily. I feel very sad after hearing this. As soon as my nose was sour, my tears fell down, and then I began to cry happily, as if my tears would never end. This is not the first time I have suffered from carelessness.
I hope this is the last time, because the taste is really unpleasant, and I am determined to delete the word "carelessness" from my dictionary! It's all caused by carelessness. Carelessness, everyone is a little bit. I am just a careless little girl. Take the final exam of the second day of junior high school for example! I thought I had successfully completed the final exam that year. I didn't check it carefully, but God was "angry": when the teacher corrected my paper, he found that my word "fu" was missing a horizontal line and became a word that no one knew, which wasted the two points I should have earned.
Unfortunately, I got 98 when I could have got 100. I was so sad that the passing teacher shook his head and said, "What a pity!" " "At this time, my heart is like knocking over a' four-flavor bottle', which is sour, bitter and spicy, but it is not' sweet', but who can blame? I once heard a story-a tragedy caused by a decimal point. This story is about a scientist who died because he ignored a decimal point, which led to the failure of his parachute. The scientist said to people before he died, "This is a tragedy caused by a decimal point. You can't be careless Sometimes if you ignore some small things, it will cause earth-shaking events! "yes! If you are not careful, small things will become big things; As long as you are careful, such a tragedy will never happen! ! ! ! In the first class this afternoon, English teacher Wu walked into the classroom with a stack of test papers. The exam is over! " "I said. Wang Luqi quickly accepted the English book, and so did I.
Although I was a little nervous after the exam, I reviewed well and felt confident that I would do well in the exam, so I was very relaxed. The previous basic questions, listening and roads have all been easily broken through.
Questions can "attack" me when I make a phonetic judgment in the written test. The original question is: judge whether the following words are the same, S is the same, and D is different.
I used to type "√" and "*", but Mr. Wu corrected them. What about me? I have marked "s" and "d" and thought: hey, don't change it now, it's not too late to change it when it's finished! But after all the problems were solved, I just forgot to change them. I don't know. I just exchanged corrections with Yu Jingjing. When I graded her pronunciation questions, I found: I was wrong, I was wrong! Wang Luqi found out and told the teacher. Teacher Wu said "without mercy": "All deducted, 10!" Yu Jingjing had to deduct 10 from me.
As the saying goes: "Achievement is the lifeblood of students!" Being unfairly deducted 10 points, my heart ached and I felt unspeakable pain. Tears swirled in my eyes, but I took them back, but this day could not eliminate my sadness, injustice and heartache. But the culprit is still myself.
All because of carelessness! I am very wronged! I'm not careless anymore. All because of curiosity. At the moment when God gave me life, he kindly gave me the ability to speak, listen and think. But it seems that he is too kind, or he likes me too much. He gave me "a hundred thousand whys" in excess-a kind of curiosity that I don't know whether it is good or bad.
But it seems that what it brings me is not sweetness, but disaster. How did this happen? I also want to analyze myself and see why my curiosity is so "different".
I have been interested in bubble gum since I was in a small class in kindergarten. I love bubble gum, the most important thing.
8. What caused this disaster? Childhood is the purest memory. Every child is naughty sometimes, and of course, I am no exception.
Once, on my way back to my hometown, I saw a fluffy thing on the side of the road. I walked over and found that it was a fat puppy sleeping! I ran over, pulled out a grass, held it in my hand and let it fly back and forth in front of the puppy's nose, but the puppy didn't go too far and turned a blind eye to me. I thought, stop! What's the big deal? The more you ignore me, the more I want to tease you! I picked up a small stone and hit it gently at the puppy. Unexpectedly, it angered the puppy. It stood up, shook its hair, stared at me viciously and drooled. At this time, I was afraid. I waved to it and said to it trembling, "Don't come here, I was bitten by you, you are not good." At this time, I suddenly remembered what my mother told me: if you are bitten by a dog, you need five or six injections, or you will get rabies. I was even more panicked, and my heart was like fifteen buckets to draw water-I was so anxious that beads of sweat on my forehead came out.
The puppy approached step by step, so it was still thirty-six. Let's pursue the best result. I ran away quickly, but this caused the puppy to catch up with it and barked. At this time, other dogs also join in the fun. At this moment, I heard a dog barking. I cried for my mother "wow, wow". I didn't forget to run hard. My mother heard the noise and drove the dog away.
Now, whenever I see a dog, I get scared and leave quickly. If I know today, why should I know? Well, it's all a prank.