Brain teaser: where can I make a free phone call?
Answer: It's free to call in your dreams.
Brainstorming:
1. What the hell? Everyone likes this answer: smart card.
2. What is the universal answer: telephone.
3. Why is the way to cheer for teammates in the basketball game to pat each other's asses? Answer: this is to tell teammates that they can do it.
4. Why can Xiao Qiang stop the car with one hand? Answer: take a taxi
Why do people go to bed? Answer: The bed won't come by itself.
6. What answer is always relevant to you, but you can't see or find it when you need it: relevant departments.
7. Why is there Tokyo, Nanjing and Beijing in the world but no Xijing? Answer: Because Xijing was taken away by Tang Priest.
8. Whoever goes out, whether thirsty or not, should bring water. Answer: it is dragging its feet, because it is dragging its feet.
9. Why do tigers with colds like to eat pandas? Answer: because the advertisement says that if you have a cold, you should eat black for free.
10. Conan is ill. Who frequents the answer: detective, because a famous detective Conan.
1 1. What questions do you always answer when you ask others? No answer: did you sleep?
12. What happens when a fat man falls from 12? Answer: Fatty.
13. Is there any way to become a millionaire overnight? Answer: Dream on _ _
14. Xiao Ming is blowing an electric fan. Why is he still sweating? Answer: He is blowing the electric fan, but the electric fan doesn't blow him.
15. Why do foxes often wrestle Answer: Because foxes are cunning (their feet are slippery).
16. Who runs fastest in the race between freezer, air conditioner and washing machine? Answer: freezer is the fastest because soldiers are expensive.
17. The couple next door quarrel every day. Why did they only quarrel for 10 days in August? Answer: Because they just moved in on August 20th.
18. Why does Xiaoming let his dog bask in the sun? Answer: Because he wants to eat hot dogs.
19. You can't pick things up if you drop them. Answer: Bullshit.
20. Lao Zhang accidentally swallowed a gold coin. Why didn't he take it out by surgery ten years later? Answer: Because he is not short of money.
2 1. The Chiang family has three daughters, the eldest, the second and the third. Who has the hottest body? Answer: eldest daughter, because ginger is still hot.
22. Xiaoming has never been to America. If he wants to go to America, how much should he spend? Answer: Don't even think about it.
23. Xiaoming ordered a well-done steak, but why is everything bleeding? Answer: Because he accidentally cut his hand.
24. What fell from a person and you couldn't pick it up? Answer: Bullshit.
25. Lao Zhang accidentally swallowed a gold coin. Why didn't he take it out by surgery ten years later? Answer: Because he is not short of money.
26. The Chiang family has three daughters, the eldest, the second and the third. Who has the hottest body? Answer: eldest daughter, because ginger is still hot.
27. Xiaoming has never been to America. If he wants to go to America, how much should he spend? Answer: Don't even think about it.
28. Xiaoming ordered a well-done steak, but why is everything bleeding? Answer: Because he accidentally cut his hand.
29.32 appeared on the calendar. What should we do next? Answer: Tear 32.
30. What is the relationship between junior high school, senior high school and university? Answer: Junior high school is the grandmother of the university, and senior high school is the mother of the university.
3 1. How can we avoid buying bad eggs? Answer: buy duck eggs.
32. On which website do you get angry when searching for your name? The answer is: sogou.
33. If watermelons and gourds can have children, what will they have? Answer: Zucchini.
Why does Superman always fly in the sky? Answer: The traffic jam on the ground is too serious.
Xiaoming's stomach is about to burst. Why does he keep drinking water? Answer: Xiao Ming can't swim because he fell into the river.
How did Edison invent the light bulb Answer: A couple asked him to go shopping.
37. Why did Guanyin Bodhisattva go to Kannonji to worship herself? Answer: Because it is better to ask for yourself than to ask for others.
38. People with any diseases don't need to see a doctor for injections and medicine. Answer: Bad habits.
39. Which city's mobile phone is often turned off Answer: Ningbo.
40. What animal is always the second generation? Answer: Leopard print.
4 1. Why did Chen Sheng launch a peasant uprising? Answer: Because Bobby Chen rebelled alone, it was a SLR, and playing SLR ruined his life.
42. Women can do half the work for you. What should you do? Answer: Find two women.
43. Why do people with money and knowledge emigrate now, and why do people without money and knowledge stay? Answer: Mencius said: poverty can't move!
44. What matures with long hair? Answer: corn.
45. A man and a woman compete intellectually. Why do men always lose? Answer: Because it's hard to be confused.
46. Who knows his shortcomings at a glance? The answer is: Asako.
47. Why did Guanyin Bodhisattva go to Kannonji to worship herself? Answer: Because it is better to ask for yourself than to ask for others.
48. People with any diseases don't need to see a doctor for injections and medicine. Answer: Bad habits.
49. Where is the tiger most afraid of going Answer: Pingyang.
Legend has it that every university has a tree that can kill people. what kind of tree is it? Answer: Shu Gao (Tree)
Brainstorming 2:
1. Little red bowl, full of white rice, buried in mud and not rotting. (Hit a plant)? Answer: water chestnut
2. Red fruit, hemp idea, take a bite, My Sweetie. (smashing a fruit)? Answer: strawberries
3. The round head and blushing face are like a plate of jade poured from pearls of all sizes. (smashing a fruit)? Answer: pomegranate
4. Duck mouth, snake tail, drink water without eating. (Hit a plant)? Answer: bean sprouts
5. A round head with a tuft of hair on the top. (Beating a vegetable)? Answer: Onions
6. See if it is green, red when opened, sweet when eaten, and black when spit out. (smashing a fruit)? Answer: Watermelon
7. Red paint bucket, black paint cover, ten people see nine people love. (smashing a fruit)? Answer: Persimmon.
8. Youth is a seedling, and old age is a gold bar. Although the time is not long, the pearl has grown hair. (Hit a plant)? Answer: rice.
9. Wearing red clothes, standing by the green boat and living in the middle of the water, everyone likes it. (Hit a plant)? Answer: Lotus.
10. Red mouth and green tail, mouth buried in the ground, healthy, eat all year round. (Beating a vegetable)? Answer: spinach
1 1. Red jar with green bottom, filled with millet, some people are afraid, others are happy. (Beating a vegetable)? Answer: Chili
12. Others are bonuses, I am yellow, others are hairy, I am sore, others are lucky, I am miserable, and others ride horses, I climb walls. (Beating a vegetable)? Answer: Bitter gourd
13. Red quilt cover, white quilt cover, many brothers, crowded. (smashing a fruit)? Answer: oranges
14. A flower on the head, a brush at the foot and a golden doll at the waist. (for a fight)? Answer: corn.
15. People laugh at the poverty of my Wang family. Actually, the Wangs are not poor. They are surrounded by red walls, with little pearls hidden on their faces. (smashing a fruit)? Answer: pomegranate
16. It was cold when I went, but it was hot when I came back, and I had to take the bus with a beard. (for a fight)? Answer: wheat.
17. A tree, not too high, with several wooden knives hanging. (Hit a plant)? Answer: soybeans.
18. Little red shoes, stepping in the mud, and green silk pants swaying in the wind. (Hit a plant)? Answer: carrots
19. A bowl in the pond is not enough to rain. (Hit a plant)? Answer: Lotus leaf
20. Wear blue all the year round, not long branches and leaves are green and natural; Its shape is like a hand, and it is extraordinary without practice. (Hit a plant)? Answer: cactus
2 1. Red screen window, white mosquito net, with a black monk sleeping in the middle. (smashing a fruit)? Answer: litchi
22. Cut off the first branch of Dongfeng, and sit in a poem with half a curtain; I don't need powder to add color, but I still remember when I met you on the rooftop. (Hit a plant)? Answer: plum blossom
23. Dressed in green, with a pearl purse in his mouth, hidden in the mountains, always fragrant. (hit a flower)? Answer: orchids
24. I have blue needles and fish scales on my head. I'm not afraid of snow and ice and the north wind. (Hit a plant)? Answer: pine trees
25. Roots without sand, leaves without opening, rivers as home. (Hit a plant)? Answer: duckweed
26. The leaves on the tree, like flames, are red with frost and bright, so they are used as bookmarks. (Hit a plant)? Answer: Maple Leaf
27. Green leaves, red vines and red balls on the ground. (for a fight)? Answer: sweet potato
28. Smile and show your black teeth. Whoever dares to kiss it is disgusting. (Hit a plant)? Answer: Chili
29. A mother is like a long pole and a son is like a jar. Mother walks with an umbrella, and the child plays the trumpet and laughs at the sky. (Hit a plant)? Answer: pumpkin.
30. The pearl is bright, the ball is round, the blood is red and the honey is sweet. (smashing a fruit)? Answer: cherry
3 1. Songjiang lily leaves are like swords, and seedlings are like green garlic flowers. (hit a flower)? Answer: Narcissus
32. The round face is red and tastes sour and sweet. It can be eaten as a dish when cooked, and it is much more delicious when eaten raw and cooked. (Beating a vegetable)? Answer: tomatoes
33. Green stems and green leaves have yellow flowers, and people are under the sand. (for a fight)? Answer: peanuts
34. Life is bitter, but the heart is more bitter. Tomb-Sweeping Day abandoned his family, but escaped the sun fire. Later, he was sad because of the flood. (Hit a plant)? Answer: tea
35. The petals are red and yellow, and they are not afraid of wind and frost. The autumn wind blows the fragrance. (hit a flower)? Answer: chrysanthemum
36. White is black, black, green, green and red. I am the king of the garden. Luoyang is the best race in the world, especially Wei Zi and Yao Huang. (hit a flower)? Answer: Peony.
37. Seven or eight brothers, sitting next to each other, are not sitting well and their backs are hunched. (Hit a plant)? Answer: garlic
38. Purple meatballs, layer by layer, are more nutritious when eaten raw than cooked. (Beating a vegetable)? Answer: purple cabbage
A grass knows when you touch it. It is shy and bowed, delicate and clever. (Hit a plant)? Answer: mimosa
40. The green snake covered the picture frame, and the snake was decorated with white flowers, and the flowers fell into small melons. It is used to sell medicine. (Hit a plant)? Answer: gourd
Brainstorming 3:
1. Which two vegetables have cell phones? Answer: Radish and vegetables have their own tastes.
2. Two people have been together (typing)? Answer: Cong
If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it? Answer: If so.
4. Chang 'e said I love you to Pig Bajie? Answer: I have a different view.
5. What is the name of the wine buried in the ground for 1000 years? Answer: alcohol.
6. Lovers' whispers (to use an idiom)? Answer: secret love words
7. The most infatuated in youth, men are gentle behind women's backs. (by means of transportation)? Answer: bicycles.
8. The flowers are petite and fragrant, romantic and dreamy. (hit a flower)? Answer: purple rose
9. Little fluffy balls float with the wind, and deep love can't stop. (hit a flower)? Answer: dandelion
10. Leave all my heart (in a word)? Answer: Thinking.
1 1. Sanzi plays the piano and listens to the sound with his hands. I know what you think. (the act of beating)? Answer: feel the pulse.
12. We met. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? (to use an idiom)? Answer: At first sight.
13.2 1 (type)? Answer: Yesterday.
14. What is the first thing we should do to realize our dream? Answer: wake up.
15. Online dating is always fruitless (playing Song lyrics)? A: The ribbon knot is not finished.
16. Are you still in the morning and evening (making a title)? A: Director of Intelligence.
17. equatorial love (a common word)? Answer: enthusiasm
18. ten fingers clasped (to use an idiom)? Answer: I can't put it down.
19. The elephant is worried and happy. (Type a five-character Tang poem)? Answer: Similarly, because of our great love.
20. All mountains are homesick (to use an idiom)? Answer: affectionate
2 1. Jiang Mumu crossed the heart, the ancients wrote an anti-essay, and the young monk was bald and sad without tears. (Make a secret of love)? Answer: I want to be your wife
22. Extramarital affairs (say a lyric)? Answer: It is rare to have a lover.
23. courtship (type one or four words)? Answer: likable
24. We say goodbye to each other sadly (type)? Answer: Zan
25. Dating? Answer: I have an opinion.
26. What's the temperature of a place in spring? Answer: Turn it on.
27. The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? A: The year, month and day in the newspaper.
28. The family has rules, and the country has rules. What are the rules of the zoo? Answer: There are turtles.
29. What can hold two tigers in one mountain? A: A man and a woman.
30. Heart and death depend on each other, and the words of a confidant are true. People stand by you, hungry and without food, and still come and go. Acacia is single-minded, and a good girl is willing to be by his side. ? Answer: Teach me how to think about her.
Brainstorming 4:
1. The defendant is guilty until he is proved innocent. What kind of a man is he? A: The defendant.
2. Watch the fallen flowers every night (make a polite expression) Answer: Thank you.
3. Which comes first, the man or the woman? Answer: There are men first, because men are gentlemen.
4. Metallurgy-Name a book (novel) Answer: How is steel tempered?
5. There are no tiles on the body, and there is no place on the cone. Hanging a gourd around your waist only knows the principle of yin and yang. Guess a word. Answer: Bu
6. Which company has more employees than the average company? Answer: Dalian
7. Xiao Wang, who loves snacks, has 1000 kg at the heaviest time and only 1000 kg at the lightest time. Why? Answer: His newborn weight.
8. Give the child an orange. How fair? Answer: squeeze into juice
9. How should a woman who has been divorced fifty times describe her? Answer: Before? Public? give up
10. What gives birth to a tail at night? Answer: Meteor.
1 1. What gets angrier, the bigger it gets? Answer: Temper.
12. When the family asked the doctor about the patient, the doctor just put up a finger and the family cried. What is the reason? Answer: three long and two short.
13. What is the narrowest road? Answer: The way home is very narrow.
14. Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met? Answer: strong is a sheep.
15. What do stutterers do most often? Answer: Make a long distance call.
16. Heart-changing operation failed. The doctor asked the dying patient if he had any last words to explain. Guess what he would say? Answer: Actually, you don't understand my heart.
17. She was a mother before giving birth to a child, raising a child and adopting a mother. Who is this? Answer: the bride
18. Two chess friends played chess one day and won the same number of times without a draw. What happened? Answer: Not all the dishes are cooked by them.
19. Xiao Wang is a good soldier. While on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: aim.
20. What cow can't eat grass? Answer: Snails
2 1. You can do it, I can do it, and everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? Answer: dreaming
22. Which official not only doesn't get paid, but also pays his own money? A: The groom's official
23.？ Water snake? Python？ Green bamboo snake? Which is longer? Answer: Green bamboo snake? The longest, there are three words.
24. Someone went to a foreign country, but China people were all around him. What happened? Answer: In China.
25. What is the most difficult problem in the world? Answer: This question.
26. Why did Liu wake up from sleep with deep teeth marks on his ass? Answer: I sleep on false teeth.
27. How will an ant die if it falls from a mountain millions of meters high? Answer: starve to death
28. On a cold winter morning, a gentleman in a suit and tie swam desperately in the river. Why do you think this is? Answer: I accidentally fell down.
29. Why does it cost only 1 10,000 yuan to buy one cow and 50,000 yuan to buy three cows? Answer: Three cows are certainly more expensive than one cow.
30. What is the strongest lock afraid of? Answer: key