Crosstalk? The beginning is the first. Look what I am.

Mr. A, what do you think I do? B I think you are the principal ... which school. Bell ringer. A: Ah! How to say this! B: People who are supposed to show status. I am a man of status. (to the audience) This braggart. (To A) What about you? A me! A learned man. B scholar? A unlucky. I didn't win three games. I am a weightlifter. Oh! You are the elevator! Orange? Don't treat me like a banana. B No, I took you for watermelon skin. A: Don't be ridiculous. Are you really an advocate? A has participated in three games ... where is the first game of B? Set the cotton on fire. B what show? A fire. Scene two? A dropped the bowl and spilled the porridge. B what show? Porridge farm Oh, I went to drink porridge. Where is the third scene? I didn't squeeze in for a long time, so the military police slapped me hard. B what show? Legal field. B then three innings, it should be in the examination room. A By the way, I have really been to the examination room. Don't screw it up. Where is the examination room? A is ... two doors. B is still three doors away. That's called Hadmen. A: Yes, there are two rooms at the Paozi River Observatory in Hadmen. There is a stone arch at the door. On the left, it says "Learn from the scriptures", and on the right, it says "Seek for the country". Four of the words are "daily moire". There is a first palace gate, a second palace gate, and a pair of second palace gates. The first one is "Three Waves in Yumen", and the second one is "A Thunder on the Flat Land". That way, the Supreme Court. The word "Supreme Court" was written by Yan Song, an old court official in the Ming Dynasty. B it's ok. What are you talking about? You haven't been in the examination room. Can you tell these people? What article did you write? Eight-part essay B then I know. What's the problem? A I'm just catching up with the imperial question of Emperor Dezong Jingdi. Who is the Emperor Jing Zong? A is Guangxu, and its title is Spring and Autumn Annals. There are two examiners, one is Man and the other is Han. Man is Rong Zhengting. Mr. Weng Tonghe, a Chinese examiner, is an old man. I entered the number when I entered the examination room. Which number did you enter? An old hexagonal oil jacket from 2857 (smells like a pawnbroker yelling) ... b Why? Dangdang! The rooms in examination room A are arranged according to characters and compiled according to "thousands of words", which means "the world is mysterious and the universe is vast". I entered the room with the name "Nai". As for Guangxu's spring topic, the autumn topic should be correct. B alas, the spring and autumn questions are not good! A: Yes, it's called a puzzle. So what happened to you? A it's okay, it's done. When I handed in my papers, two examiners were surprised when they saw my papers, so they sent someone to call me to court. This is not easy, and it is appreciated by the examiner. As soon as I knelt there, I heard Rong Zhengdian say to Weng Tonghe, "Mr. Weng, please read this article from beginning to end." The spirit of this force is flowing like lightning. Where I write, I don't delay at all, just like a phoenix dancing dragonfly. " The punch line in this word is not copied from predecessors' words, but the price of pearls and jade. It can be said that a thousand dollars is hard to do. As the saying goes, this person is three generations today. "Oh, you alone, including Tang poetry, gold lettering and Han dynasty articles. Jia Rong added in the main hall: "If you talk about this trick, it will be even worse than the eight masters in Tang and Song Dynasties. "Oh, b, so you are worse than eight people in Tang and Song Dynasties! Jia Rong added in the main hall: "Otherwise, if I comment, not only the Tang and Song Dynasties are not as good as the Eight Schools, but also Mr. Kongming of the Three Kingdoms in the Later Han Dynasty has a model and can be called a masterpiece. Alas, the wonderful sentences in the model are so much. "Son, you just learned a lot. A: We should be modest. I quickly said, "Two examiners, silly goose, how dare you compare with the ancients in Tang and Song Dynasties? I dare not compare with the Eight Masters in Tang and Song Dynasties, nor dare I compare with the old gentleman in Zhu Gekongming. I think Mr. Kong Ming, who lives in Wolong, is called Wolong. Mr. Kongming is really Yi Long, and the villain grass snake is not as good as it. How dare grass snakes associate with Wolong? In addition, Mr. Kongming worships the marquis of Wuxiang, and later generations refer to it as Wuhou for short. He thinks that Mr. Kongming is a marquis of Wu, while the villain is an eye monkey. How dare he win money by holding five monkeys? "B Oh, you roll the dice here. Jiaweng Tonghe said to Rong Zhengdian, "What a genius, a strange pen." Weng Tonghe asked me, "Is this flower a lot of money?" I said, "It's just a simple gift." B is still "natural". A "Can I do another article according to the original question? "B Why did you write an article? A is afraid that I am a "gunman". What is a "gunman"? I'm afraid I didn't write this article myself. B and you? I didn't write it at all. I took a piece of paper so that I didn't have to think twice. I brushed it, wrote it, and gave it to Weng Tonghe when I finished. Weng Tonghe was full of praise and pointed at me and said to Rong Zhengting: "It's a pity that this orange is half rotten. "Oh, rotten oranges. Arong main hall took the paper held by Weng Tonghe, and the paper I wrote first was a pair of ... words. At that time, I was shocked: "Oh! The article is wonderful, the article is wonderful, the article is wonderful. "Where is B so three zai! Answer: "This is really unprecedented. "You write this article too well! A think about it. In the Spring and Autumn Period, this is a difficult problem, and the Spring and Autumn Period is an imperial problem. B Yes, the problem is the emperor. Emperor Jia asked about spring, and I was right about autumn. B do you remember? A Then can I forget? B tell me about it. Ok, let me take a look at this spring question of Emperor Guangxu first. Line B. A This is based on the first month. B isn't it spring? A song "The King of Spring in the First Month". B Yes, please read it. Answer "the first month, the first month came, and my little sister and I went shopping for lanterns." The lantern is fake, but my sister is real. E-e-e-e. Hey. ..... "This is the emperor's spring problem? A: I gave the correct autumn question. B How did you answer the autumn question correctly? The title of A is August. B Yes, August is the autumn moon. A I wrote: "In August, the autumn wind is cool, with dew and frost. Double single grass, hanging flat (hanging flat, locust, that is, big pointed fly, commonly known as load-bearing hook. ) Shake the buckwheat stalks. "B, this is the iron bucket" wrestling rack "! A It's good for the emperor's "Looking for a Girl in the First Month" B: Good. Ah Rong's main hall said that Manchuria later praised me and said, "This move can be called Bahu Road. "B I understand the sentence" Batulu "."Batulu is tough "means" good ". No, you said "Batulu" and he said I called it "Bahulu". What do you mean "Bahulu"? A I don't understand either He saw RongZhengTing winking at the tall man standing next to him. The man came over and looked at my face. It was my mouth. I "catch" (touch) with my hands. B typed you out. Aranya. You won? I am swollen.