The story of the health corps: classic sentences

Captain Gao; What a bunch of fairies.

You're welcome. You should thank me for that.

Word out, running water under the bridge, cooking, a pot of porridge.

Historical experience proves that I have never succeeded in lying in front of you.

No thiophene, ga.

I have a pair of wings. I don't use them to fly, but to praise soup ~ ~

This woman is unusual. She must be a proprietress!

I won't explain it to you. Explaining it is a cover-up Wu is true. I won't discuss the story of the sea with toad!

Captain Gao: When I see snakes, I think of eel rice. When I see ants, I think of sesame cakes; As soon as I saw this earthworm, I thought of shark fin pot (wiping saliva); When you see grasshoppers, you think of spicy crayfish (everyone drools)

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Dr. Li: When I saw Head Nurse Yan, I thought of Tong Xiangyu. When I saw captain Gao, I thought of it; When I saw Dr. Liu, I thought of Sai's The Story of Diusim. When I saw Xiao Zhang, I thought of Xiao Zhang (imitating the tone of a kitten); When I saw Nurse Yin, I thought of the East. When I saw the Asian man, I thought ... I didn't think of anything; When you see me, you think of Chow Yun Fat (with narcissistic movements)

Ya Nan hit Dr. Li with a towel: Why can't I think of anything? ?

Dr. Li: I haven't thought about it. Why did you break it?

Asian man: Say it again! Say it again! Say it again! (Began to hunt down Dr. Lee)

Dr. Li: We will know when the story of our health team is broadcast. What did you play?

Head nurse Yan: Facing the No.3 camera (pointing to the camera)

Ya Nan: Ya Nan, Ya Nan, my name is Ya Nan, Ya Nan (showing off to the camera)

Our service measures can be summarized into six items:

Green channel (sowing type)

Healthy tabloid (sowing style)

Birthday cake (sowing type)

A sincere suggestion (sowing)

Warm smile (sowing)

Satisfactory curative effect (be elated)

How can you joke about the real thing?

Dr. Li: When I saw head nurse Yan, I thought of Tong Xiangyu. When I saw captain Gao, I thought of the story of losing my heart. When I saw nurse Yin, I thought of Xiao Zhang (Sichuan style), Dongfang, and Ya Nan ... I didn't think of anything, but when I saw him, I thought of Zhou Runfa.

Asian: (smoking after Dr. Li with a towel) Why can't I think of anything?

Dr. Li: You will be there when the story of our health team begins. ...

Fatty Hong, Fatty Bai and Fatty all broke the stick.