Want to see the sea with you but can't grasp the unpredictable future; I want to climb the mountain with you, but I am full of confusion about my ideal; I want to wander with you but I can't reach the paradise of happiness; I wanted to go shopping with you, but I was refused. He said, don't walk the dog!
Urgent reminder: look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.
I told my mother that I like you very much and want you to accompany me day and night. Do you know that?/You know what? Through this period of communication, I found that I can't live without you now. But my mother refused. She said, "Pigs are not allowed at home."
Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and even the way you sleep fascinate me! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and you keep losing your hair!
One day, we came to a wishing pool. I bent down and made a wish, and then threw a coin into the well. You wanted to make a wish, but when you bent down, you accidentally fell into the well. I was startled and muttered, How clever!
When we were young, we didn't guess. I sing and you dance. I can sing 200 songs and you can dance 200 dances, so people affectionately call me 200 songs and you 200 dances.
Attention, look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone. Happy April Fool's Day!
Dear users: Your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the SIM card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!
I have a poem that many people in the world know. When a fool reads this poem, knowing means knowing, and not knowing means not knowing. I knew you were a fool. It must be a fool reading this poem when he hears the squeak of the mobile phone. Happy April Fool's Day!
Elementary class: fertilizer will volatilize. Intermediate class: black fertilizer turns gray, and gray fertilizer turns black. Advanced category: black fertilizer will volatilize when it turns gray; Gray fertilizer will turn black when it volatilizes. MBA class: black fertilizer turns gray and volatile and flies; Grey fertilizer will fly when it volatilizes and turns black. Happy April Fool's Day! Fool's day spoof text messages
Do n't move Robbery! Hands up. Men stand on the left, women stand on the right, * stand in the middle, hey! I'm talking about you, pretending to look at your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!
The Tang Priest and his disciples came to the Flame Mountain. The Tang Priest asked Wukong to borrow a banana fan and let Friar Sand look for water. Suddenly, he angrily shouted at Pig Bajie: Fat pig, you still have time to look at your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!
Do you know why you and I are meant to be in this life? In fact, we met thousands of years ago, and it was also spring. You chased me for a long time and left your teeth marks on me, which made an eternal story. My name was Lv Dongbin at that time.
Dreaming of God, he said he could grant me a wish. I took out my globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult. Let's change it. I took out your photo and said I wanted to make this look good. He thought deeply and said, take the globe and I'll look at it again!
When I wake up, there is a mosquito lying next to your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside me, which reads: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. You are so cheeky that I have no face to live in this world! Lord ~ forgive him! I killed myself.
Wooden furniture, scholars know poetry, people think about money, talents practice, women want figure, geniuses send messages, fools read text messages.
When horses and pigs meet tigers, they turn around and run. Pigs run very slowly. The horse shouted, "Stupid pig! How can a mobile phone run fast in your hand! Throw it here.
If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.
Brainstorm: A pig was killed by a car while crossing the road. Why? I'm telling you, pigs don't turn sharply.
Good horse, it has four legs, the sea is full of water, and the fool who looks at the mobile phone is grinning!
I can't help loving you. I'm crazy about you. I couldn't sleep all night. You always move me. I just want to say that I love you-football.
Because you have used short messages many times, this short message center decided to reward you with a free short message. You've seen it. Are you satisfied?
China mobile communication users: Recently, your mobile phone signal is not good due to network debugging. Please drop your mobile phone as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!
Hello, when you received this message, your mobile phone was infected with a virus. Please quickly switch 10 times before consulting **0 for specific reasons and cleaning methods. Happy April Fool's Day!
Brainstorm; Please answer quickly. A, b, c, d, I go up the mountain to cut wood. When you meet a bubble of shit, A, B and D don't eat it. Who ate it? Happy April Fool's Day!
Try your Mandarin, change the "chaos" of An Shi Rebellion into "green" and read it ten times in a row. Hey ... Happy April Fool's Day!
Idealism says, "I say you are a pig, and you are a pig." Materialism says, "Because you are a pig, I say you are a pig." In a word, you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!
Notice: tomorrow, the top leaders will come down to inspect the work. All colleagues please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!
In the morning, you approached my bed gently and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes have been staring at me, and I really can't refuse you-"Good dog, take you for a walk". Happy April Fool's Day!
There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a yearning called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!