10086 words in a funny conversation

Receptionist: Good evening, sir. what can I do for you? Ge Shao: The mobile phone is dead, so it will turn off automatically. What time is it now? 10086 receptionist: (dizzy) what's your name, sir? Ge Shao: My mobile phone can make calls automatically, but I can't see the time. . 10086 receptionist: (dizzy) sir, is it 2: 25 in the morning? Is there anything else I can do for you? Ge Shao: Oh! Why don't you go to bed so late? 10086 Receptionist: (dizzy) Sorry, sir, this is my job. Do you have anything else? Ge Shao: Can't you make a phone call if nothing happens? 10086 Receptionist: Sorry, sir, that's not what I meant. Ge Shao: Why did I call you for free? Why is there a charge for calling others? 10086 Receptionist: Sir. . This is a quality service for our customers. We follow the principle that the customer is God, so it is free to call our customer service number. Ge Shao: Then God is hungry. I will give you my home address. Would you like to come to my house and cook something for me? ... 10086 receptionist: sorry, sir, we don't have this service. Ge Shao: Are you still critical of your service to God? 10086 receptionist: sorry, sir, we only answer business questions raised by customers. Are there any questions now? Ge Shao: I am not an unreasonable person. So you can answer my three questions, and I won't pester you if you answer correctly. . 10086 Receptionist: (vomiting blood) Go ahead. Ge Shao: First. How many miles did you walk in the Long March? 10086 Receptionist: 25000 Li. Ge Shao: Second, the number of participants. 10086 reception: 86,000 people. Gersho: I know a little about history. Last question, what are their names? 10086 Receptionist: ................................................. Gersho: If you refuse to answer God's question, I will complain to you. 10086 Receptionist: Sorry, sir, I really don't know. Ge Shao: You can't answer such a simple question. You are not serious about your work, and you are resistant. 10086 Receptionist: (crying) Here. . Here you are. . Is this simple? Tell you what, sir. I also give you three questions. I wonder if you are interested in answering? Ge Shao: Tell me about it. 10086 Receptionist: Where was the 2008 Olympic Games held? Ge Shao: Beijing, next question. 10086 receptionist: what's the date of the opening ceremony, sir? Ge Shao: August 8th. If you dare to ask me the names of all the people in the stands at the opening ceremony, I will complain to you. 10086 receptionist: (crying wildly) sir, give me your address and I'll cook for you. . . . . . . . .