Qinqi calligraphy and painting A: Everyone applauds and likes to listen to cross talk B: Yes, cross talk is the simplest art form, and it's not easy to say it B: You have to work hard A: A face behind the wall is the courage of a hero. B: How can I put it A: A scholar's courage, you know everything B: A: Astronomy and geography know everything B: Well A: Hero's courage, you can't be afraid to stand here B: That's A:. A face behind the wall. B: Why is this face so thick? A: Oh, so many people are ashamed. It's over. This can't be called crosstalk. B: It's called psychological quality. A face behind the brave wall of top scholars. B: this is the foundation. In addition, there must be artistic morality. How many people sit in the audience is all the same to us. B: A hundred thousand viewers have to say that. You must behave well. There are few people today, so be lazy! What do you mean by laziness? A: It's hard to say. B: Oh, A: No artistic virtue. B: That's not right. A: It's the same as a bathhouse. Can you not let others wash it alone? That's impossible. A: The pool washed by one person is very big, and the more the manager looks at it, the more cautious he becomes. "Oh, the size of the pool, so much water, so much electricity, you need to rub it alone. Water! B: Water? This one is taking a good bath. When he bowed his head, huh? Is the tide ebbing? B: Good! The water drained away. A: Impossible. That's absolutely impossible. A: There are many people, but few people. You should act well. You should speak forcefully on any occasion. B: That's right. A: Besides, it's not the actor's final strength. B: What's this? A: Culture. B: Alas! This is the inside story A: spelling knowledge. B: Hmm! A: My teacher and I have done very well in this respect. Oh, you're welcome This is a family heirloom. B: You praised A: That one has a scholarly family. B: That's right! A: After the eunuch, B: After the eunuch? Don't talk about it yet. A: This identity ... B: No problem ... Stop it, stop it. After the eunuch, it was outrageous. A: What should it be? B: after the official! A: Officially. B: Alas! A: Their father, this fellow {scratching his thumb} B: You praised A: Beijingers. B: Yes, an old Beijinger. A: I visited Beijing and listened to my teacher. Dad B: Yes, A: Old Ouyang. You are such a mess. Wait a minute. My surname is Yu, and my father has a compound surname. I like this. I don't know who to put it on. Don't put it on me. It has to be Yu A: His father set a good example for him. That's true. A: That is the foundation of a scholar. B: Oh! A: Besides, I am proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. B: Very rich. A: These four words look simple. Piano, chess, calligraphy and painting can really do a good job of Haier. It is not easy. That's not easy. Take this piano as an example. Father: Confucius once said that all students should be able to play the piano. B: that's a: it represents status and cultivates sentiment. b: elegance. a: what kind of piano? Not a harmonica, not a piano, not an accordion, not B: That's western music A: lyre! B: That's right. This is Guqin A: Also called B: Yes, Guqin was called Fu in ancient times. I saw the phoenix fall on the buttonwood, so I cut it down and measured it. It's three feet three inches, and it has dimensions. A: Chop it three times and open it three times. In the middle of this festival, it was soaked in the long flowing water for 7749 days. B: Ouch! A: I took it out to dry in the shade and made this piano. B: I pay too much attention to A: I keep the wood fire, water and earth out, and Gong Shangjiao inside. B: Look A: Five tones. Later, Zhou Wenwang missed his son and added an item to the Boyi test. It's called Wen Xian B: Yes A: Wu Wang cut a string. This is called Wu Xian B: Wu Wen A: the floorboard of Wu Wen lyre. You see, A: His father is an expert in this field. B: He practiced. A: He practiced when he had nothing to do. Oh dear! I wasn't going to play. B: Of course. His father only has time every day. B: What happened to the thief? Is this playing the piano? This A: You should practice fingering. A: You have a close friend who sometimes stays at home and doesn't like to play. B: Oh, there are rules in the seven laws, and six taboos and seven don't play. B: How do you say A: There are many sayings, the most important of which is that you can't play without your bosom friend. B: You have to have a bosom friend. Sometimes you will wait for the arrival of a bosom friend. Oh? Neighbor grandma Wang ... this grandma Wang is my father's confidant? A: Grandma Wang came: "Hey! Master Simon! "Wait a minute. How can my father become a Simon official again? Your father writes easily. That's not next to Simon. A: The pen name is Ximenlou. My father has an evil name. Answer: Master Simon, play the piano. He likes listening. His father is also very happy. Oh, here comes mother Wang. B: Mom Wang! A: Come and sit down. Burn a furnace of incense. B: Burn incense. Put this piano away. His father is playing here. Grandma Wang is sitting beside enjoying the piano. B: Still smoking ... OK! What does it feel like, grandma Wang is a hooligan? This is one: play it! B: Play! Come on, your father's eyes are closed. Save your energy. A: Knock ... Knock ... B: Don't rub it for a while. My father plays the piano in the pigsty. Guess what? Grandma Wang is dancing with him. Oh, come on! Stop dancing. This is playing the piano. Piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and chess. Your father is sitting here, and Grandma Wang is sitting on the right. B: There is always this king and horse. A: No one else, just the two of them. Just this old couple. What do you mean, an old couple? B: Nonsense! Make one piece forever. That's not an old couple. A: Oh, oh. Play chess! It's called chess, everybody. B: Playing chess. A: Let's look at the famous people in history, including those who play chess now. They are not ordinary people. They must have brains. B: It's the brain. A: Sometimes they don't walk for a long time. Really? A: It took your father a long time to pick up one. B: On reflection A: Commander B: Military chess? Don't! You must play chess. A: Who can? B: What kind of knowledge is that? This is a sentence: stop playing! Stop playing! Your father is very sorry, alas, I listened! B: What are you playing? This is a: chess, calligraphy and painting! Cultivate sentiment. Your father likes painting very much. Hey, this is serious. A: Sit down, this painting is not that simple. His father paints very well. B: He has practiced. Hey, that's not all. What do you mean by Mei Julanju? He specializes in painting. This is a painting. A: The nickname is Live stanislavski. B: Well, this nickname is too hard to say. He especially likes to draw fans for people. A: I have paid attention to it before, saying that this bra has a martial arts belly, a monk's collar and a shoulder fan. B: You can tell us something about A: Bra has a military belly. The fan of the literati can't be opened, so this, this won't work. B: It's torn. A: That's all. This is called literati B: trumpet: fanning the chest. Two scholars met here. Oh, hello, dear. Hello, dear brother. Excuse me, what is this word pronounced b: erudite a: what is this word pronounced b: what scholar. A: Scholars fan their chests and bras. What about Wudu? What is this? A: People who practice martial arts fan their bellies. B: It looks spectacular. A: Big Brother. Brother. Have you practiced? I practiced. Huo Jia: Just trampled two horses to death. B: Hmm, hmm? Two toads. Two toads. A: Bras, tummies, monks and Taoist collars. What is this? A: The monk flapped his collar. B: This wind. A: Yo, this senior. Oh, brother. Busy? Yes, there was a Buddhist ceremony just now. There's a funeral at home. Let's go to chant Buddhist scripture. It's too early. We're blown back. B: Why? A: People are not dead yet. B: this kind of nonsense? No, it's not. That's right. A: Bras, tummy tuck and monk collar. Book oral sleeve media model shoulder B: This sentence? A: The storyteller slapped him. B: Spicy mouth. A: Spicy mouth. Service sleeves are twice as exquisite as those given by former officers, officers, officials, cuffs and small fans. B: Hey. How about Zhang Tou and Li Tou? Not bad. Fan quickly, or the fish will stink soon. B: ok, there are salted hairtail hidden here. A: Media fans shoulder. The matchmaker walked around and patted his shoulder. Here you are. . Isn't this for the rich? I heard that your gentleman Yu Qian is not young. B: It's time to get married. A girl is beautiful. B: Yes. A: Anywhere will do. B: That's good. A: No nose. B: No nose! Do you still need it A: Attention. Not a light fan. This thing can be collected. B: still collecting? A: There are hundreds of thousands of good fans. B: There are hundreds of thousands of good fans. His father has a good fan. B: Yes. A: Well, the big side and the small side are all ivory. B: Pure ivory. Answer: These two sides are called big noodles, big noodles are ivory, and small noodles are ivory. B: It's inside. A: And it's not vegetarian. B: What is it? A: One side of ivory is engraved with words, and the other side is engraved with patterns. B: That's a miniature sculpture. A: The biggest tooth sculptor in the south of the Yangtze River in the late Qing Dynasty and the early Republic of China was Yu Shuo. B: there is such a person. That is a painting carved by Yu Shuo. After opening it, there is Zhang Daqian's words inside. B: Huo Jia: A line of big characters. B: It says A: Teacher, so you follow the old lady. Is this written by Zhang Daqian? This is written by a rogue monk. This is a: throw it away and sell it for 200 thousand. B: Who dares to take this thing? A: Who dares to take out half of this fan? B: Yes, you have to be beaten. A: No, who wants to take it out? B: Yes. A: Of course, he won't want to take it out. Don't move the fan when the fan is blowing. B: What kind of fan is this? I saved fans and spent a lot of money. A: I play with fans. A critical advocate asks someone to write a sector for you, or you can draw a sector for you. That's Mo Bao. A: A really good painter will ask others to paint, but it is easy for others to refuse to agree. B: That's A: It's not advisable to draw a fan. B: This is Qianjia: Please ask someone else, because it's very difficult for you. Please ask Mo Bao to paint. Eight months and a half years. Yes, I always do things. B: Spend it. A: Only his father does better than others. That was painted by the old man. As we introduced earlier, Huo stanislavski. B: Come on, it's hard to say. He likes to draw fans for people. Stop, hold the fan, and don't move. I'll draw one for you. If you dare to run, I'll take the brick. B: Here, why are you hitting others? Don't let this painting kill you. B: Boy, you met a hooligan. A: I like drawing fans, but I could draw a lot when I was young. Later, when I was old and my legs and feet were not working, I drew less. B: What is this love for legs and feet? The numbers are down. B: Ask the painter how to wear a fan. B: Lovely fans. B: Bitch bones. B: You drew me that time, too. B: And you begged his Mo Bao. I'm unlucky, too I bought a fan for him to meet. He caught it. Let this painting stop me from dying. B: Come on, don't introduce me. Grandpa, what are you drawing? Hungry. . . Draw you a beautiful woman. Do you love or not? Traditional painting method A: Draw a beautiful woman, and all the beautiful women know that this requires the stories of Shi, Di Xin and Wang Zhaojun. B: Draw a maid. Are you drawing this? No, the new is the new. Draw a movie star. B: Who? Do big movie stars like them? Ai Jia: Who did you draw? Zhang Ziyi Love B: You can draw Zhang Ziyi A: I'll draw a picture of Zhang Ziyi for you. It's good. I like it very much. How long has it been? Day 20 B: It's almost time. A: I went after 20 days. Grandpa, did I get my Zhang Ziyi? He took it out. B: It was painted by Zhang Ziyi. What happened? A: Does Yao Ming love B: Well, how did you change Yao Ming? A: It's a little too big. B: It's easy to change to Yao Ming. A: If it is easy to change, make the shoes bigger. Yeah, just like Yao Ming. A: How many days will it take? Day 8 B: Well, it's faster. A: Wait, I've already drawn B: Kung Fu for changing shoes. A: Eight days, I went. Uncle, what about Yao Ming? B: Bring it here. A: (turns on the fan) B: Yao Ming painted it. Do you like landscape painting? B: Well, it's changed. Answer: Draw to the end of 20 12. B: Well, I'm dying. A: I can't get it back. What about this? Three days B: A change of scenery A: Three days. B: Line A: I went again three days later. Grandpa, where is my landscape painting? Oh, where are the landscape paintings? A: (takes out the fan and looks at it) Do you like black fans? B: It's all blackened. I drew you seaweed. Do you use painting? A: Why not find someone to write gold? B: Then what do you eat? This is a: I'm old and my craft is not good. Just write. B: writing is ok. A: His father can just write it. B: Not nearly as good as you. A: Huo stanislavski. Yes, they are all actors. A: Hobrecht, especially when writing big characters, is classified as one writing big characters and the other writing small characters. B: It's difficult to write with few strokes. A: You said it was difficult to write small print, and it was also difficult to write big print. I met his father. That big pen looks like a mop. Such a big pen. A: We don't know whether to call it a big grab pen or a big mop. No, I don't know. A big mop. What? This is a mop. B: there is no translator. B: I always write like that at home. That's a mop. B: That's very elegant. Boy, I've seen old people, and they write well in big and small words. Yes, A: Sometimes I go home. Grandpa, please sign your name. That brush is used for signing. B: Watch Kung Fu A: Write my name. (A long list of names) B: My father is of Russian descent. What happened? This name is so long. Do you know this is a mistake? Not so good. A: It is beautifully printed. Big characters. Oh, this word is too big. Oh, a: I have seen it. I really saw it with my own eyes. B: One word, so big. A: Dip the big one in ink. I hung up when I finished writing. I'm overlord B: Write this word. A: Overlord Xiang Yu is a hero. B: That's right. A: Xiang Yu has never dared to cross Jiangdong. B: It's imposing. Who dares to compete with him? B: That's right. Only your father. Four big characters, I am the overlord, and I hung up when I finished writing. I read them backwards because I have no education. B: What?
Yo, turtle, it's me.