Peng: What are you discussing?
Funny: Many questions, such as love, life, ideals and so on.
Peng: Oh, you are a philosopher.
Tease: I talked to people later, and they got sleepy.
Peng: cough. This philosopher is not so good either.
Funny: I wonder why you are not interested in such a meaningful question. Sleep all the time without thinking, how can you be so unmotivated?
Peng: Learning to fall in love has made progress?
Doby: No, this person has to study hard, you know, you have to have the spirit of studying hard, you know. Why don't you stay with Eritrea? You always sleep. What is this?
Peng: This is not right.
Doby: Yes, once, I wanted to discuss with my bunk master.
Hold: old dizzy?
Doby: I, you know, study hard and have no concept of time, so I was asked to get the upper berth at three o'clock in the evening. I feel dizzy.
Peng: There is really no concept of time.
Doby: Hey hey, I shook it, but I didn't wake up.
Peng: I slept so hard.
Teasing: Don't wake up? Never mind, take a big stick with you and shine it on your head. Mao! Are you still awake?
Peng: I can't wake up!
Tease: when you wake up, you usually smash it when you have nothing to do, and you wake up when you smash it.
Peng: No wonder it's called old dizzy. It will make you dizzy.
Teaser: Yo, what's wrong today? Are you still awake? No, then, shine on your head, Mao Mao!
Peng: Can you still see this man?
Doby: Don't tell me you're really awake!
Peng: Old dizzy, this vitality is quite tenacious.
He startled me when he woke up. His face was covered with blood. I'm still muttering: it's so hot and sweaty!
Peng: cough.
Doby: I said, hey hey, dizzy, don't sleep, come down, come down. Why do you always faint? Discuss the problem, discuss what problem? Discuss life problems.
Peng: Discuss life problems at three o'clock in the evening.
Doby: The old dizzy says you are full. It's not too hot to discuss life at night! Give me a towel. Why do I always sweat?
Peng: Still bleeding!
Doby: I said nothing, just bear with it, bear with it, it will stop flowing for a while, and then it won't be hot, so I won't feel anything.
Peng: Then you will die soon.
Doby: I've agreed not to talk about this topic. Let's change the topic and talk about love.
Peng: I can't sleep anyway.
Teasing: love? This seems ok. Old dizzy said yes, just fall in love. I said great, then let me ask you, why do you think Xiaocui doesn't want me? What is wrong with me?
Peng: You are lovelorn! Let people kick you!
Doby: What is lovelorn?
Peng: What did you say? Xiaocui doesn't want you.
Doby: At that time, I really broke up with my girlfriend Xiaocui, so naturally I thought about love. In short, it was a conversation, and I started chatting with the old dizzy. At first, he spoke.
Peng: What happened later?
Doby: Nothing happened.
Peng: It is estimated that it has passed.
Doby: I ignored him, too. People who are always dizzy usually don't talk much, so I just say it myself and think about it myself. Later, when I saw dawn, I was sleepy.
Peng: You are finally sleepy.
Doby: I stood up, twisted my waist, yawned, turned around and found a piece of white cloth from the closet to cover my old dizziness. . .
Peng: Are you ready?
Doby: I am a philosopher. I am very knowledgeable. I know that if I keep playing like this, I will faint sooner or later, so I am ready.
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Funny: After the death of Laodizzy, I felt very sad and lonely.
Peng: No one can be found to smash it.
Funny: I often stand by the window alone, feeling very sad and lonely. I always feel that my ambition can't be exerted.
Peng: How many people will die if you show your ambition.
Doby: You are a man. You satirized me when I was loneliest, when I was down.
Peng: no, no.
Doby: I feel really bad. I'm really uncomfortable. . . (It's like hitting someone with a stick)
Peng: You still want to hit people!
Doby: Anyway, I am very angry and indignant! I couldn't help writing a poem.
Peng: Writing poetry?
Teasing: expressing my heart. This poem is written like this: the door for people to go in and out is tight.
Peng: I am familiar with it.
Dog hole: a hole where dogs can climb out. . .
Peng: Open it, it's not your poem. This poem is called Prison Song, but you didn't write it.
Teasing: bah! It will be different in the future!
Peng: Oh, oh.
Batch shooting sculpture
Let me ask you a question.
Is there a problem?
A: What are you and your daughter-in-law doing at night?
B: this ~ ~ this ~ ~ is so embarrassing to say.
What's embarrassing about that?
B: There are so many people. Let me put it this way.
I bet you're embarrassed.
Oh? What do you and your wife do at night?
A: Me and her.
B: What?
My wife and I are free at night, so ...
I dare not say.
We watch TV.
Watch TV?
What do you think this is?
I thought it was that what?
Which one? What are you thinking about?
So you like watching TV?
Yes, I like watching TV.
What kind of TV do you usually like to watch?
I like watching martial arts best.
Oh? Martial arts movies?
A: Yes, I especially like watching Mr. Jin Yong's martial arts movies.
B: Jin Yong, a saint in martial arts novels, is called "Jin Daxia".
Yes, I like it very much. I not only like watching TV, but also buy all Jin Yong's novels to read.
Oh?
Mr. Jin Yong wrote more than a dozen martial arts novels.
B: That's right.
A: A few couplets can represent these dozens of novels.
B: What couplets?
A: The first part is: Flying Snow Shooting White Deer Plain.
B: how do you explain it?
A: Flying foxes, flying foxes in snowy mountains, even dragons in the sky, shooting the legend of condor heroes, white white horses whistling in the west wind, and deer is Duke of Lushan.
Not bad. What about the second part?
A: The bottom line is that people who laugh at books stand by the garden.
B: how do you explain it?
A: They are the legendary swordsman, The Sword and the Revenge, The Condor Heroes, The Chivalrous Man, The Dragon Slayer with Eternal Reliance, The Sword with the Blood of the Royal Family and The Yuanyang Knife.
B: Oh.
Answer: Each novel takes the first word to form a couplet: flying snow shoots at Bailuyuan, laughing at the book and leaning against the garden.
B: Yes, it seems that you really have research.
A: Of course.
B: Of all Mr. Kim's works, which one do you like best?
A: My favorite thing is to shoot the sculpture trilogy.
B: the trilogy of shooting sculptures?
A: It's a trilogy of "God Carving", "God Carving" and "Eternal Dragon Slayer".
B: Oh, why is it called trilogy?
A: Because the characters and events in it are in the same strain.
Oh? I don't understand. Tell me.
A: The condor heroes are Guo Jing and Huang Rong.
B: Yes.
A: Speaking of sculpture, although the protagonists are Yang Guo and Little Dragon Girl, Guo Jing and Huang Rong are already the protagonists, which runs through the whole novel.
B: That's right. What about the dragon slayer?
Yi Tian Jian, who made the Dragon Slaughter Island?
B: Guo Jing and Huang Rong?
A: So, although they are gone, their martial arts and deeds are still mentioned in the book, so they are related.
Oh, I see.
A: That's why it's called the Shooting Sculpture Trilogy.
B: It seems that you have really studied it.
A: Of course, I found many interesting places in the trilogy.
Oh? What are there? You tell everyone about it.
A: I found that every hero in the three books has no animal that can't practice peerless martial arts?
Oh? Tell me.
A: Take Guo Jing for example. How did such a stupid person learn all his abilities?
With what?
A: It depends on a snake.
B: Snakes? Where did you explain it?
A: Guo Jing and Huang Rong went to the palace to steal the antidote in order to save Ma Daoren, and accidentally bumped into and drank the blood of Liang Ziweng's serpent, which greatly increased their internal skills. They will learn martial arts soon in the future.
That's true. What about Yang Guo?
A: Yang Guo relies on a sculpture.
Not bad.
A: It's a god carving. It once followed Dugu's defeat and passed the nine swords of Dugu to Yang Guo.
That's true. What about Zhang Wuji?
A: Zhang Wuji relies on a monkey.
B: Monkeys?
A: Just a white ape. That white ape has nine Yang magic in his stomach.
B: Right, right, forget it. It's true.
A: Is that right?
What else did you find?
A: I also know that all three actresses have been sexually harassed.
B: sexual harassment? ! Was there a word at that time?
A: Just flirting.
Oh? Let's talk about who molested this Huang Rong first.
A: Ouyang Ke.
B: Yes, Ouyang Ke is a playboy.
A: Ouyang Ke has never given up since he met Huang Rong. Even though he was pinned down by a big stone, he didn't forget to chase Huang Rong.
Really?
A: First, Ouyang Ke molested Huang Rong and made him disabled. Later, he tried to flirt with Mu Nianci and lost his life.
B: Why?
A: Killed by Yang Kang.
Not bad. What about Little Dragon Girl?
A: Little Dragon Girl is the worst. She was not only molested, but also defiled by Yin Zhiping.
Really?
A: Yin Zhiping died in the end.
B: What about Zhao Min?
A: I was molested by Zhang Wuji.
Oh? What time?
A: It's under the dungeon of Lvliu Mountain Villa.
Oh, yes.
A: Zhang Wuji ended up even worse.
B: What's the matter?
A: The founder of Zoroastrianism gave it to Zhu Yuanzhang, but he didn't want splendid scenery and insisted on painting eyebrows for beautiful women.
B: I'm hiding it, not to mention there's really research. Anything else?
A: Of course.
Tell me again.
A: I also found that if you want to be a hero, you must have a prominent family background.
Oh? Tell me.
A: Take Guo Jing for example.
B: What's wrong with Guo Jing?
A: Guo Jing's family background is unusual.
B: Why?
A: Guo Jing's ancestors were the 108th General in Water Margin and Guo Sheng in Sai Gui Ren. They were also great heroes.
Not bad.
A: Let's talk about Zhang Wuji.
B: What's wrong with Zhang Wuji?
A: Zhang Wuji's father, Zhang Cuishan, was also a great soldier.
B: Yes.
A: His master is even better.
B: Who is it?
A: Zhang Sanfeng.
Yes, that's even more remarkable.
A: Great, isn't it?
B: That's true, but Yang Guo has a bad family background.
A: Why?
Think about it, who is Yang Guo's father Yang Kang? How can a man who recognizes a thief as his father have a prominent family background?
A: That's not true.
B: What's the matter?
A: According to my years of research, I found that Yang Guo's family background is the most prominent in the trilogy.
Oh? How noble is it?
It is well known that Yang Guo has ties with Yang Jiajiang.
I don't believe it.
Let me tell you something. Listen, I'm thinking about time.
B: ok, you have to use eight fan screens.
A: In the early years of the Northern Song Dynasty, there was a general named Yangming Ji Ye who lived in Huotangzhai, Cizhou, behind the mountain, married She Saihua, gave birth to seven men and two women, and adopted a moth seme. Later, Zhao Guangyi was lured to Youzhou by the traitor Pan Renmei and was trapped in Youzhou. It takes seven wolves and eight tigers to break into the secluded area. In the battle of Golden Beach, Dalang died for the King of Song, Erlang died for the Eight Immortals, Saburo was trampled by horses, and his bones were hard to find, and Shiro was trapped in the countryside. Goro became a monk in Wutai Mountain, and air billow moved troops back to Yanmenguan for help. He was shot dead by Pan Renmei's random arrows. Lao Yang's father was trapped in two wolf mountains and died before Li Lingbei. Yang's family is left with Yang. He was born with a name called Zongbao. Later, Yang Zongbao woodcut village accepted Mu Guiying, but Mu Guiying was a heroine. The gate array was broken as soon as it came out of the mountain. Later, he broke Hongzhou and went to war at the age of 54. He has a son named Wen Guang who is also a hero. Later, at the end of the Northern Song Dynasty, Song Jiang gathered in Liangshanbo. Among the hundreds of generals, there was a green-faced beast named Yang Zhi who once sold knives in the capital of song dynasty. Yang Zhi is also a descendant of Tian Bo yangfu. Later, there was a general named Yang Zaixing under Marshal Yue Feiyue's account in the Southern Song Dynasty, who fought with Xiao Shanghe and was shot dead by disorderly arrows, which was regrettable. Later, Qiu Chuji, the Quanzhen Taoist in Niujiazhuang, came across the descendants of Yangjia Tiepao, only to know that he was a descendant of Yang Zaixing and his name was Yang Tiexin. Later, Yang Kang was born. Unfortunately, he recognized the thief as his father and died in Tiegun Temple. At that time, Mu Nianci was pregnant. When Guo Jing saw this, he named the child Yang Guo and changed the word. When Yang Guo grew up, he joined Quanzhen Sect first, then Tomb Sect, and lived alone with his aunt Little Dragon Girl, and gradually developed feelings. After many hardships, they finally got married and became a pair of "condor heroes" envied by everyone. Do you think Yang Guo has a prominent family background? !
B: Oh, what a long time!
A: Isn't it?
That's true. You have studied it very carefully!
A: Of course.
B: Anything else?
A: Of course, I still have many research findings.
Really? Pardon?
A: I found that the characters and events in the trilogy can be summarized by these ten numbers.
Oh? Ten numbers?
A: Yes.
B: Tell me about this.
A: A main line, as I said just now. How else can it be called a trilogy?
B: Right, right, right, these two?
A: Two dynasties.
What do you mean?
A: The trilogy spans two dynasties.
Which two dynasties?
A: Southern Song Dynasty, Yuan Dynasty.
Yes, these three?
Three lovers?
Which three pairs?
A: Guo Rong, Yang Guo Xiaolong, Zhang Min.
B: Really, these four?
Four kinds of animals?
Where are the four animals in this book?
Yes,
B: Where?
A: Guo Jing's blood-drinking serpent, Huang Rong's giant eagle, Yang Guo's giant eagle, Little Dragon Girl's jade bee and Zhang Wuji's white ape are not these four animals.
B: Right, right, right. How about five?
A: Around the Five Wonders.
B: What are the five wonders?
A: The top five wonders-East Evil, Du Fu, Nandi, North Beggar and China.
B: These last five skills.
A: ashes of time, a naughty boy among the Southern Monks and Northern Xia.
Not bad. These six?
A: There are six lunatics in this book.
Six lunatics?
A: No, there are six disciples with the word "phoenix" in their names.
Oh?
A: All of them are Huang's apprentices, and all of them have wind in their names.
Oh? Who are there?
A: Chen Xuanfeng, Mei Chaofeng, Lu Chengfeng, Qu Lingfeng, Wu Minfeng and Feng Mofeng.
Yes, these seven?
A: There are seven masters and seven apprentices.
B: Which seven masters?
A: Guo Jing has seven masters, known as the seven eccentrics in the south of the Yangtze River.
B: Who are the seven apprentices?
Answer: All seven sons are Wang Zhongyang's apprentices.
Not bad.
A: Let's say nine. This is the magic of Jiuyang, the true sutra of Jiuyin.
No, you haven't said eight o'clock.
A: That's all for today. Thank you.
B: (Stop) Come on, you still missed eight o'clock and ten o'clock after talking for a long time.
No, it is really too late today. We'll talk about these eight and ten later. Thank you.
This is not, is it? I just want to listen to the eighth and tenth parts of your trilogy today, or you won't leave.
Do you really want to hear it?
B: I'd love to hear it.
A: OK, let me talk about it.
Tell me.
A: It took me 20 years to finish reading these three books. I have read the Twenty-four History, Four Books and Five Classics, and Four Great Classical Novels, and I finally figured it out.
Oh, it's too difficult.
A: Didn't this trilogy ask eight and ten?
B: Yes.
Answer: It is the eighteen palms of the dragon.
Where are eight and ten?
A: You are so stupid.
B: Why?
A: Eighteen palms! Isn't this "ten" and "eight"? (Gesturing with hands)
B: oh ~ ~ do arithmetic!
Funny: the door for people to enter and exit is very tight. The dog's hole is also locked. A voice shouted, why are they all fucking locked? !
& lt& lt Playing riddles _ _ _ _ _ Legs >>
Although I didn't study, I'm going to test you with a riddle, which you may not guess.
You said I was good at guessing riddles.
A line. "Dig two wells in the same piece of land, one with water and the other without water." This is a physical phenomenon, so you have to use your brain.
Second, dig two wells, one with water and the other without water?
A Yes, it's too profound.
B can't guess.
A tells you. Dig two wells, one with water and the other without water. ...
What is the truth?
Some water digs deep, but no water digs shallow.
Wow!
A physics!
What's this called? I'll tell you a guess: "Take two bowls in both hands and fall to the ground at the same time. One is broken and the other is not. "
This is the same as mine. One is strong and the other is weak.
B no!
What's that about?
B broken is porcelain, not broken is iron!
A prostitute! Listen to this again: "A cat's head, face, nose and eyes are not much bigger than a kitten, but they are not much smaller than a big cat." Can you guess what animal this is?
B I haven't seen it.
A yes, I have.
B Then I can't guess.
A Tell you, a cat's head, face, nose and eyes are not much bigger than a kitten, but a little smaller than a big cat. Just this. ...
What's b?
A half-big cat!
B, you go! That's all you can think about. Let's stop.
A There is a good one. Take a good guess.
B in.
A "three heads, six children, eight legs and one eye."
B it's easy to guess. Village temple fair, lion charmer.
A lion charmer? Then how can Liu Er have three heads, eight legs and one eye?
It takes two people to play the lion.
Then why three heads?
The second lion has a fake head, and two people have two real heads and three heads.
A Liu er?
A lion has two fake ears, and two people have four real ears, Liu Er.
Eight legs?
Lion B has four artificial legs, and two people have four real legs and eight legs.
An eye?
Two lions ... one eye? I can't guess.
I'm telling you: the old lady takes a carriage.
B: Then why three heads?
A horse, a car, a driver, three.
B Liu er?
Two ears of a horse, two ears of a car and two ears of a driver, Liu Er.
Eight legs?
A horse has four legs, two for riding, two for driving, and eight legs.
B: How is one eye possible?
A This horse is blind, double fault is in the car, and the cyclops is driving.
Blind people touch elephants, blind horses sit in blind cars!
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