Exploring what indecent things are in history, the ancients sprouted up very cute.

Zheng He sent a courier to the imperial court when he came back, saying that he had found the legendary Kirin. Ming Chengzu was very happy. He drew this picture as a souvenir. 500 years later, look at that unicorn-it turned out to be a giraffe.

Do you think the emperor used classical Chinese? When the Forbidden City counted, it found a memorial, the content of which was ten words presented by the minister to Mi Fei. Qianlong attaches great importance to calligraphy royal: it's fake, don't.

Zeng Guofan was fond of writing elegiac couplets and secretly wrote them to the living after his death. When Tang Peng went to play with Ceng Laoshi, he almost vomited blood when he saw the vivid elegiac couplet written by Ceng Laoshi for him.

When the Qing soldiers fought Anbaili, the first row was Xiang Yong, the second row was green camp, and the last row was the flag soldiers. On the other hand, the White Lotus Sect drove the refugees to fight in front, and the White Lotus Sect booed at the back. After the fighting between Xiang Yong and the refugees ended, both sides retreated. This is not a war, but a game of chess.

Liang Qichao gained great fame in the Reform Movement of 1898. The emperor received him, but Guangxu did not understand a word of Cantonese. The Mandarin he changed was even more difficult to understand than Cantonese. The two men looked at each other, as embarrassed and speechless as men and women on their first blind date.

Zhang Ji, a veteran of the League, was wanted by Yuan Shikai and fled to Japan. A Japanese boy praised him and said, "Your song' On a frosty night, Jiang Feng catches fire and sleeps' is really nice!"

During the Republic of China, there was a "10% discount" special price book, which means 10% discount and 20% discount, and the actual price of a piece was 8%. When the books were selling like hot cakes, rumors began to rise: this kind of book was made of paper by the Japanese, and the Japanese drugged the paper, while the China people dipped in saliva and turned over the book, and after reading it, the medicine died.

The name Xu Zhimo was given to him by his father before he went abroad at the age of 2/kloc-0. Because when I was a child, a monk named Zhihui rubbed his head, and his father thought about it and called it "Zhimo", which really made no sense. More significantly, he has a pen name "Delete me". He can edit the website.

Please look at the poem written by Sai Jinhua to Han Fuju, a warlord in Shandong Province: I can't bear to complain about the pipa, and I bowed my head several times and swept my temples. Thank you, Chairman Shandong Han. I am willing to reward the residual flowers with a large sum of money.

Zhang Daqian wrote a letter to his family after he was kidnapped. Because of his beautiful handwriting, the kidnapper leader insisted that he became the kidnapper's accountant.

Yu Pingbo's study is called Guhuai Bookstore, and he also wrote three books in the name of the bookstore: Dream of Guhuai, Ci of Guhuai Bookstore and Dream of Wu Huaizhi. Later I found out that I had made a mistake. That is an elm tree, not a locust tree. What a pity! What a pity!