This is the law and axiom.
1. Brother Chun's smile can cure AIDS, but unfortunately he never smiles.
Brother Chun never sleeps, he just waits.
Brother Chun is now suing the Soviet Union, claiming that "sickle" and "axe" are only trademarks of his left and right legs.
Brother Chun's main export product is destruction.
If you can see Brother Chun, Brother Chun can see you at the same time. If you can't see Brother Chun, you are not far from death.
6. Brother Chun once counted from one to infinity, twice.
7. Brother Chun never "plays games" because the word "playing games" implies the possibility of failure. Brother Chun went directly to "kill".
8. Brother Chun never washes clothes. He tore them up.
9. Brother Chun has 1/8 Japanese descent. This has nothing to do with his ancestors-one day he ate a Japanese alive.
10. The last page of the hardcover Guinness World Records specifically states that all Guinness World Records are actually held by Brother Chun, and this book only records the people closest to him.
1 1. Brother Chun has no chin on his face, only two other fists.
12. Brother Chun once kicked a man so hard that his foot exceeded the speed of light and went back in time, and then shot down Air France 447 flying across the Atlantic.
13. The phenomenon of "MaiQuan" is actually that Brother Chun wants to express "You stupid wheat, just give it to me!" It just means.
14. Brother Chun is tall 10, weighs 2 tons, can spit fire, can eat a hammer, and can't be knocked down by a shotgun.
15. The pyramid was actually built to stop Brother Chun. It failed miserably.
16. If your brother Wen Chun has time, he will look down at his watch and answer, "It's two seconds short. . . "。 When you ask, "What did you get?" He kicked you in the face. ...
17. Brother Chun drives a Dongfeng 130 car full of skulls.
18. Brother Chun sold his soul to the devil in exchange for a resolute image and unparalleled muscle ability. Shortly after the transaction, Brother Chun kicked the devil in the face and got his soul back. The devil doesn't know why he is so grateful, and he can't get angry. He admits that he should have thought of this. Now the two of them play mahjong together on the second Wednesday of every month.
19. There is no evolution in the world. There is only a list of creatures allowed to live in Haruka.
20. Brother Chun spent an hour one day eating hot pot with 10 people for three times. In the first 45 minutes of this hour, he was still taking a bath.
2 1. Brother Chun is the only person in the world who won a wall in tennis. ...
22. Brother Chun never uses butter sold in the supermarket. He kicked Niu Yi and the butter came out.
23. Brother Chun posted his photos on an empty form every year when he filed his tax returns, and then got down to prepare for the attack. After that, Brother Chun won't have to pay taxes.
24. The quickest way to catch a man's heart is to use Brother Chun's fist.
25. Parking spaces for the disabled do not mean that this position is reserved for the disabled. Actually, it's a warning. This block is reserved for Brother Chun. If you park there, you will get hurt.
26. Brother Chun will gain the status of administrative province in 2009, and his provincial flower is Lady Enforcers.
27. Hiroshima has never been bombed by any atomic bomb. It's just that Brother Chun jumped off the plane and landed with one punch.
28. Brother Chun will appear in Street Fighter 2 at first, but it was later removed by the internal tester, because no matter what key you press, you can only let this guy play a "roundhouse kick". When asked about this "fault", Brother Chun said, "I can't tolerate imperfection."
29. The opening scene of "Saving Private Ryan" is set in the scene where Brother Chun plays sandbag throwing in grade two.
Brother Chun once shot down an American F 16 fighter with his finger. He shouted "Bang!" Then the plane will come down. Kim Jong Il was by his side with a slingshot in his hand. Seeing this, he cried.
3 1. Brother Chun once made a bet with China Statistics Bureau that he could re-enter the atmosphere without wearing a spacesuit. 1July, 999 19, Brother Chun, naked, re-entered the atmosphere and roared halfway around the world, with the temperature reaching 30,000 degrees. A shy spokesman for the National Bureau of Statistics claimed that it was actually a meteor and owed Brother Chun a bottle of beer.
32. Brother Chun has two speeds, walking or killing.
33. A man once told Brother Chun that roundhouse kick is not the best way to kill people. This incident was recorded by historians as "the most serious mistake in history".
Contrary to popular belief, China is not a people's democratic country, and China is a "Spring Brother" country.
35. Teenage Ninja Turtle is adapted from a true story: Brother Chun once swallowed a turtle, and when he pulled it out, it became six feet long and learned karate.
36. Brother Chun doesn't hang like a horse … The horse hangs like Brother Chun.
Brother Chun is the only one who has verified Heisenberg's uncertainty principle: when he kicks your face with a spin, the position of the kick and the speed at which he kicks your face cannot be accurately measured at the same time.
Brother Chun can drink a whole ton of melamine milk in 47 seconds.
Brother Chun, unlike an ordinary baby, decided to beat him from the womb with his fist.
40. If you say Brother Chun's name in the movie Lady Enforcers, people inside will kick you in his name. To make matters worse, you will be kicked by Brother Chun himself with a real spin.
4 1. Time waits for no one, unless that person is Brother Chun.
42. Brother Chun discovered a new theory called Relativity, which expounded many parallel universes. In other universes, Brother Chun is even more vicious than this. When Einstein discovered this theory and made it public, Brother Chun gave him a good kick. As we all know, Einstein today is Stephen Hawking.
There is no "Chunge Corps" in Civilization Four Mile, because only one such combat unit can defeat all countries in the world in one round.
44. In an ordinary living room, Brother Chun can kill you with 1242 instrument, including the room itself.
45. Brother Chun doesn't tear the lady. He put them in potato bags.
46. Pluto is actually a group of Japanese invaders. They were kicked in the face by Brother Chun in the War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression and then flew into space.
47. Brother Chun refused to use needles when he went to donate blood. He asked for a pistol and a bucket.
48. There are no weapons of mass destruction in the world, only Brother Chun.
49. Brother Chun once compared with Lance Armstrong, who has more chest muscles. Brother Chun won five more points.
Brother Chun was the fourth wise man to give a gift to Jesus-he gave Jesus a beard, which Jesus kept until his death. The other three wise men saw that Jesus was angry, so they joined hands and did not write Brother Chun in the Bible. All three men later died in the mysterious roundabout.
5 1. Brother Chun molts twice a year.
52. There is no charge for Brother Chun to call the Voice of Adults Station. When he made a phone call, money kept falling out of the receiver.
Brother Chun once ate a whole cake on his birthday, and then his stunned friends told him that there was a stripper in the cake.
54. There are no races in the world, only people from a whole country who were beaten black and blue by Brother Chun.
Brother Chun can't finish the game of "coloring by number" because his colored pens are full of the victim's blood. Unfortunately, blood is dark red without exception.
56. Brother Chun's roundhouse kick is recognized as the best execution mode in the world 16 countries.
57. When Brother Chun fell into the water, Brother Chun didn't get wet: the water became Brother Chun.
58. Chunge's urea is the main component of steroid production. In fact, Brother Chun is the champion in the column 1 10 every year.
59. Scientists estimated the energy of "BIGBANG"-close to one unit of "Spring Brother Round Kick".
60. Brother Chun's house has no door, only the wall through which he directly passes.
6 1. Brother Chun has sex with men, not because he is gay, but because he has fucked all the women.
62. How much wood can a woodchuck play with if he can become Brother Chun? The answer is: all.
Brother Chun once wrote an autobiography, but he didn't need to write it at all. Those words were organized into articles because of fear.
64. All McDonald's in China have a hamburger bigger than the Big Mac, called Chungebao.
Brother Chun said that this is not your place, so you really can't make a decision.
66. If stored as electricity, the energy consumed by Brother Chun in a spin kick can supply the whole of Europe for 47 minutes.
67. Other people's wives are all good-unless Brother Chun goes. In that case, it is usually soaked in blood and tears.
Newton's third law is wrong. Although it thinks that every action has action and reaction, no force can react to Brother Chun's roundhouse kick.
Brother Chun created his own karate school, which was called "Kill the Light Stream".
70. When Brother Chun took part in the singing contest, Britain surrendered to Brother Chun and closed Britain's Got Talent just to be on the safe side.
7 1. Brother Chun can easily pee while running.
72. Brother Chun sued the company that printed textbooks for the first time because it was obvious that their description of World War I had copied Brother Chun's biography.
73. When Brother Chun tried to kill a ninja, every part of his body was a weapon.
74.NBA player Chamberlain claimed that he had slept with 20,000 women in his life. Brother Chun said with a dull face when he heard this statement. For him, such an achievement was just a "long Tuesday".
Contrary to popular belief, Brother Chun spread all over the world at the same time.
Brother Chun never shaves. He kicked himself in the face. The only person who can cut Brother Chun is himself.
77. Most men, their left testicles are bigger than their right testicles. Brother Chun's testicles on both sides are bigger than the other side.
78. When you take the college entrance examination, you will get full marks if you write the answers to each question as "Brother Chun".
79. Brother Chun is dark. In fact, he created all colors in the spectrum except pink. Xiao Shenyang made pink.
80. When you are Brother Chun, everything is equal to 1. The difference between before and after is that you added a roundhouse kick.
8 1. Brother Chun is the best poker player in history. He won the poker world championship at 1983, even though he only had a king, a free parking card from Kaixin.com, a spade 2, a diamond 7 and a Monopoly Grant Thornton card.
82. Every birthday, Brother Chun S will choose a lucky child and throw him into the sun.
83. No one doesn't love Raymond, except Brother Chun.
84. Brother Chun never needs to cheer up. He is always beating others up.
85. At first, there was nothing. ..... Later, Brother Chun kicked Wu in the face and said, "Do something for me!" . This is the story of the origin of the universe.
86. Brother Chun is surrounded by 12 satellites, one of which we call Earth.
87. Brother Chun doesn't need a waiter when he goes to Starbucks. He grinds coffee with his teeth and then boils the water with anger.
88. Archaeologists found an English dictionary printed in 1236. The victim is defined as "the person who met Brother Chun".
89. Brother Chun asked for a Big Mac at KFC, and it's coming soon. Similarly, he has been paying CDMA mobile phone bills in the mobile business hall.
90. Brother Chun and Theodore walk into a bar. That bar was destroyed at once, because it was too wonderful to fit in a building!
9 1. If you Google "Brother Chun was defeated", you can only find 0 results-this kind of thing will never happen.
92. Brother Chun never plays bowling on purpose. He knocked down a bottle and the others fainted.
93. The program Survivor originally wanted to put people and Brother Chun on the same island. As a result, no one lives, the tape of the first episode was also burned.
94. Brother Chun is invincible and domineering every time he comes.
95. Do you know why people say, "If you dream that you are dead, you are really dead"? In fact, if you dream of death, Brother Chun will find you and kill you.
96. Brother Chun can close a revolving door.
97. Brother Chun didn't push his way through the crowd, he just cut his way through the crowd!
98. James Cameron once wanted Brother Chun to play the terminator. However, he soon realized that if he invited Brother Chun to perform, the film would become a documentary. In desperation, he had to go to Schwarzenegger.
99. Brother Chun can reach out and touch the sky.
100. Brother Chun is divisible by zero.