Ten pence lost a penny-Long heard (nine pence)
Moonlight on the fifteenth-a lot (bright)
Mulberry leaves in October-Who will pick you?
An 80-year-old woman yawned-the horizon is endless (teeth)
Walnuts in August-packed with people (benevolence)
A string of 800 copper coins-out of tune (hanging)
On the eighth day of September, I asked Chongyang-Soon (9)
Knife cutting Yuanxiao-unwilling (round)
Wear thin clothes for three or nine days in a row-there is a terrible wind.
Thirty Years' Weaver Girl-Old Friend Mouth
Three dollars for a cow's belly-it's noisy (grass)
Three Bodhisattvas-Miao Miao (Temple Temple)
Three-foot ladder-it's hard to say (eaves)
Three hairs plus one hair-fashionable (four hairs)
Willow in March-exceptionally green (professional)
Born in the middle of the night-killing (Shihai)
Pulling pancakes by cart-more greedy (stall)
Barley fell into chaos without a clue.
Filling holes in the underground palace-not good (repairing temples)
The land Lord sits on the scale-Zhicheng (self-proclaimed)
The landlord is in prison-it's tiring (prison)
Earth God washes his face-lose (wet) face.
The land god falls into the well-labor (fishing) can't afford it.
The viscera of the landlord-solid (stone) heart and solid (stone) intestine
The earth god wears plain clothes-running in vain (robe)
Born and raised in Xinger —— Bitter Children (Core Children)
Soil Silkworm Drills into Peanut Shell-Pretending to Be Human (Benevolent)
No umbrella on rainy days-stingy (wet)
Rain and sunshine-fake love (sunny day)
Don't wear a hat on rainy days-it's raining on your head.
A jacket two feet wide.
Go to the henhouse and break your head-stupid (running) egg
Rolling Stones on the Mountain-Reality (Stone) and Reality (Stone)
Blow the trumpet on the mountain-fame spreads far and wide.
Shanxi Walnut-Deception (Full of Kindness)
Drumming in the Valley-Memories (Rings)
Millennium Temple-Silent (Monk)
Kitchen God in Door God-Words (pictures) have words (pictures)
The janitor eats sugar cane-teaching (chewing paper)
Clap your hands on horseback-too far from the point (hoof)
Bend over and get wet by the heavy rain
Adzuki bean does nothing-it's always stuffy (stewed)
The young monk slapped a fly on his head.
The small stove turned over-bad luck (coal)
The tinker wears glasses-looking for us (wrong)
Little girl combs her hair-do it yourself (edited)
Tofu mixed with onion-one transparent (green) and two white.
Rain hits plum heads-bad luck (falling plum)
Half cotton-no talking (no bullets)
Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness (lawlessness)
December weather-hands and feet (frozen hands and feet)
A father kowtows to his son-hang it all (hang it all)
Throwing stones at public toilets-causing public anger. (Causing male feces)
Confucius moved-lost all his books.
Grandma's dead son-no redemption (no uncle)
Tofu with chopped green onion-clear and white
Fried tofu with pickles-the word (salt) comes first
Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)
Put lime on your mouth-to put it bluntly (brush)
Hardcover Maotai-Jiujiu (Chinese Liquor)
Pig Bajie takes photos-asking for embarrassment (see)
Make a summary on your arm-relax (comb) your heart
Father-Lao Su (Su)
Four beams of cotton-can't talk (play)
Military adviser-useless place (Wu)
Wrapped in the air-playing the fool. (install wind).
Sung river's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).
The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs).
The straw hat seller throws the pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).
Brother is not at home.-Come on. (sister-in-law).
My nephew plays with lanterns as usual. (According to uncle).
The rain hits Huangmei's head-bad luck. (pour plums).
Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free)
Bald man with an umbrella-lawlessness. (no hair can't).
A short transition-inner peace. (Pan Xin).
Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.
December weather-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.
A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.
Public toilets are still being hit by stones, which has aroused public anger. (causing male feces).
Under a fur coat.-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.
Confucius' action is a complete loss. All the books.
Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (The risk is quite high).
Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).
The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).
Scholar towel. (Bao Shu).
The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page.
Wrapped in the air-playing the fool. (install wind).
Sung river's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).
The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs).
The straw hat seller throws the pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).
Brother is not at home.-Come on. (sister-in-law).
My nephew plays with lanterns as usual. (According to uncle).
The rain hits Huangmei's head-bad luck. (pour plums).
Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free)
Bald man with an umbrella-lawlessness. (no hair can't).
A short transition-inner peace. (Pan Xin).
Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.
December weather-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.
A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.
Public toilets are still being hit by stones, which has aroused public anger. (causing male feces).
Under a fur coat.-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.
Confucius' action is a complete loss. All the books.
Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (The risk is quite high).
Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).
The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).
Scholar towel. (Bao Shu).
The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page.
It's not surprising that the needle is still picking out towels. (Not enough for a flag).
Slam the bamboo with a blunt knife.-hard. (it won't ring).
How dare you tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole? What a big duster.
Knock melon seeds, knock bedbugs-everyone has them. There are all kinds of benevolence.
Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (Silence).
Crutches at intersections-you can't be the master. I can't do it.
Chatting at the salt store-I have nothing to do. It's too salty to cook.
Zhang Tianshi doesn't need a boat to cross the sea-it has its own laws. (have their own methods).
Blow the horn from the window-it's famous. (singing outside).
The dragon god moved.-great. (out of the sea)
Laojiu's brother.-Really? (old ten).
Buried in an empty coffin-arrogant. There is no one in the Woods.
Eight-pronged approach-rules. (turtle lifts).
Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).
Raw peanuts.-it must be noisy. I'm going to explode.
The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread)
It is just right for any girl to marry Zheng Jia. (Zheng Heshi).
Monk's house-temple. (wonderful).
Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter.
Blind people wear glasses-false intelligence. (pretending to be clear).
Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (Want to fly).
Monkeys learn to walk-pretend. (fake orangutan).
Hardcover maotai-jiu. (Good wine)
Spider trawling-selfish. (from silk).
The blind lead the blind-busy is busy. (blind and blind).
Long live Grandpa with a nosebleed-Zhen Hong. I am red.
What's next-ask the question to the end. (tattoo to the end).
Walking in the watermelon field. (The circle where the left and right sides intersect).
Take off your old shoes and put on new ones-turn over a new leaf. (changing shoes).
Sacks and straw bags-each generation is not as good as the next. One bag is not as good as one.
I can remember the beans at the bottom of the bowl. (the grain enters the eye).
Selling cloth without feet-bad intentions. (deliberate accident).
A poor carpenter starts a business-only one sentence. There is only a saw.
Brick kiln fire-rumor. (kiln smoke).
Without oil, it is a waste of heart. (Waste of energy).
Zhong Kui married his sister-fooling around. (ghost marriage)
The dung boat crossed the river-playing dead. (loading shit).
Sticking to the Nest and Mixing with Huang Lian —— Year after year of suffering. (sticky)
Open a drawer in a drugstore-have fun. (looking for pills)
Frogs dive well-I don't understand. (poop-poop).
Riding in Opera-No (Walking)
Saute pickles without soy sauce-as promised. Salt comes first.
Eating jiaozi without stuffing-naughty. (pick the skin).
From Henan to Hunan-it's even harder. (South Canada).
Carry a stone with a lantern-do it. (copy).
The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful. (Liu Shen).
Whips in the fields.-Bullshit. (urging cattle).
The backbone of children-the generation of small people. The back of the villain.
Aviation somersault-handstand. (inverted flight test).
The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair).
The old monk lives in a cave-there is nothing. (No temple).
The cargo ship is at sea.-amateurs. (Foreign Airlines).
Burn the flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal).
Weasel in the henhouse-speculation. (stealing chickens).
Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story. One salt is hard to get in.
There is a reason for setting off firecrackers in the well. (with a round sound).
It is not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs).
Eat ginseng-spare. (added).
Pi Di's mother-too thick-skinned. (Empress Dowager Pi).
Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man. (Old Stone Man).
Bring a sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (Make a sheep face)
Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance. There is no garden.
Crazy chat with a fan. (rumor)
Twelve taels of silver-for sure. (one ingot).
Sleep in the toilet-it's not far from death. It's not far from shit
Tang Priest's book is serious. A true sutra
Eating a small bowl depends on the weather. (author Tim).
The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy. (heavy meat).
The tortoise has chicken feathers in its belly-anxious to return. The turtle's heart is like an arrow.
There is a hole behind the temple-great. The temple is finished.
Birthday star Qi Xianhe-No road. No deer.
Put in eighteen dollars first-I've heard about it for a long time. (nine articles).
Girls in dyehouses don't wear white shoes-naturally. (self-dyeing).
Tie a braid in the back-breaking the law and discipline. (tail hair disorder).
The stove turned over-what bad luck. (Pour coal).
Smoke in the rice cooker-confusion. The rice is burnt. Dear Wukong:
I write this letter slowly, because I know you can't read quickly.
We have moved, but the address hasn't changed, because we brought the house number when we moved.
It rained twice this week, the first time for 3 days and the second time for 4 days.
Yesterday we went to buy pizza, and the clerk asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I said 8 yuan is enough, 12 yuan can't be eaten.
I sent you a coat, so I cut the button and put it in my pocket for fear of being overweight.
Chang 'e was born, because I don't know if it's a man or a woman, so I don't know if you should be an uncle or an aunt.
Finally, I told you that I wanted to send you money, but the envelope was sealed.
Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, don't forget to tell the children something long, long ago:
It was blue then,
The water is also green,
Crops grow in the ground,
Pork is safe to eat,
Rats are still afraid of cats,
The court is reasonable,
Marriage is falling in love,
Barbers only cut their hair,
Medicine can cure diseases,
Doctors save lives,
You don't have to sleep with the director to make a movie.
Wear clothes when taking pictures.
You must pay back the money you owe,
The father of the child knows very well,
You can't sell dog meat without hanging the sheep's head.
You can't marry MM,
You have to pay for things,
On Monday, I got on the bus with nothing but 1 yuan. Sitting from the starting point to the finish line, I feel very calm all the way. But when I got off at the terminal, I found a note in my pants: "An adult goes out without anything, and it's no shame to lose it." - "
On Tuesday, I took a broken wallet with 1 cent in it. When I arrived at the terminal, I found that the money was still there, and a note was stuffed in my wallet: "We are not beggars, please don't insult our profession. - "
On Wednesday, I still broke my wallet, which contained counterfeit money of 100. When I arrived at the terminal, I found that the money was still there, and a note was stuffed in my wallet: "It is illegal to hide large face value * *, please consciously turn it over to the relevant departments. - "
On Thursday, I took an envelope containing a stack of overdue Straits Got Talent. When I arrived at the terminal, I found the envelope was still there. I took out the newspaper and read it. The newspaper was replaced by the latest straits talent newspaper. 1 Remarks: "Now is the consulting era. Only by updating information in time can we seize the opportunity and win success! - "
On Friday, I put a toy mobile phone in my pocket. After arriving at the terminal, the mobile phone was still there, and there was an extra note: "Please don't make such jokes, which will affect the normal work of our company. - "
On Saturday, I took a toy pistol and stuck it in my waist. When I arrived at the terminal, I found that the gun was gone and a note was stuffed in my pants: "I hate you robbers most, you have no technical content at all!" " Confiscate the tools of crime! - "
On Sunday, I was about to get on the bus, and there were too many people to squeeze in. When waiting for the next bus, I felt in my pocket and found that there was an extra 20 yuan, and there was a note: "Brother, our business is not easy this day. This is 20 yuan. You can take a taxi to where you want to go, please don't mess with us. "
You wave your sleeves and don't take away a cloud. I took a step without leaving any paper.
In front of the display case of ornamental fish, remind people not to touch beautiful ornamental fish: please don't touch me, I am timid.
As long as everyone gives a love, how beautiful the world will be.
Don't step on me, I'm afraid it hurts ~ ~ ~
..... make the sky blue ... make the environment better. Everyone should start with me!
Walk like Xiaohua Mall, with gentle and quiet steps. ...
I'll take care of you when it's dark, and you'll take care of me when it's dawn-said the corridor light.
The grass smiles at you, please make a detour.
Can play games, but can't play games; Games are not life, and life is not a game (Internet cafe).
Now, human beings are thirsty and have water to drink; What will happen if the earth lacks water in the future? Content comes from
Distance produces beauty, and close contact declines (protecting the lawn).
Neighborhood change of heart, often come and go deep friendship, year after year together, generation after generation closer.
Laugh in the flowers and enjoy it outside the garden.
Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and close neighbors are not as good as opposite content.
Don't get drunk when drinking. What's it like to be drunk?
Children need to be quiet when they study, and neighbors need to be quiet when they rest-quiet.
Always let your driver's license expire before yourself.
Traffic safety advertisements? Remember, God is not perfect. He prepared spare parts for cars, but people didn't.