One day, Lao Zhang met his net friend. She is not beautiful, but she has a good figure and good temperament. They talked happily and had a warm dinner. After drinking coffee, Lao Zhang took her to the hotel. At the gate of the hotel, Lao Zhang politely said goodbye to her, but she was furious: "What do you mean?"
Lao Zhang was a little flustered, so he confessed quickly. If he hates me, I will disappear immediately, and even my QQ number 598 1 1232 1 will be invalid. Unexpectedly, she was even more angry, waving the guy in her hand and hitting him. Fortunately, her hand is only a handbag. If the pipe wrench Lao Zhang's head is bound to be opened.
Her heroic behavior attracted many onlookers. An old lady can't stand it any longer. She said something to her. Lao Zhang quickly grabbed her like a savior and told her what had happened. The old lady trembled with anger and glared: "You want to leave without sleeping with netizens?" How could you do that? ! "
Lao Zhang was stunned, and a macho man next to him rushed over and slapped him: "Are you still a man?" Just a white skin. Are you sick? "
Lao Zhang rubbed his swollen face unconcerned and quickly declared, "No, no, I'm not sick, I'm normal!" " "
As soon as this statement came out, the female netizens burst into tears and the onlookers were filled with indignation. "Well, you did it on purpose!" "Hit him, kill him!"
Seven or eight people rushed up and punched and kicked Lao Zhang. He was knocked to the ground and they still refused to stop. The old lady came out to uphold justice again: "Comrades, it's not good to hit people, how hard it is ... let the police handle it."
A cadre dialed 1 10, and soon the police car arrived, and the masses reported the situation to the police. The policeman walked up to Lao Zhang and asked him kindly, "Is the situation just reflected by the masses true?"
Lao Zhang nodded, and the police wiped his nose and put him in a police car. He said gratefully, "Thank you, comrade policeman. I don't need to go to the hospital."
The policeman looked at him like an alien: "you scum, you are so romantic." I just wiped your nose for fear that you might dirty the police car ... "He turned to the female netizen and said," Are you a victim? Please leave a testimony for the police station ... "
At the police station, the police showed Lao Zhang the newly revised Regulations on Cybersecurity Penalties, in which Article 872 was to the effect that anyone who didn't sleep after meeting a netizen would be fined 5,000 yuan, and his family or unit would be notified to pick him up at the police station.
This time, Lao Zhang was blindsided and begged quickly. I admit the fine and don't inform my family and unit!
A beautiful policewoman spat bitterly at him: "Do you know shame now? What did you do early? "
When Lao Zhang's family was not at home, the police immediately informed his unit and asked the unit leader, Director Wang, to personally come and get the person. He squatted in the corner in despair and suddenly his eyes flashed. Lao Zhang looked up and saw a camera lens facing him. Next to a female host who is often on TV, she stood beside him with Mai and said:
"Ladies and gentlemen, such an appalling event happened in this city today. After meeting with netizens, citizen Zhang tried to slip away outside the hotel without sleeping, which caused great mental harm to the parties and was turned over to the public security organs by angry people ... "
Lao Zhang quickly covered his face and screamed, "Don't shoot, don't shoot! ! "
"Don't worry," the hostess said to him. "When it is broadcast, our technicians will put a mosaic on your face to ensure that your mother won't recognize you."
Lao Zhang collapsed and pushed her crazily: "Go, go, you won't let others live!" "
The hostess said to Mai as she retired: "Welcome to this issue of Legal Online. Let's meet again next Friday night 18: 30. It's advertising time. Don't go away. It will be more exciting after the advertisement ... "
After the TV station left, Lao Zhang's old leader, Director Wang, came. Panting, he rushed in, grabbed him by the shoulder and said bitterly:
"Lao zhang, how can you do such a thing! How many times have I told you young people when I was studying politics? What is there to be proud of and ashamed of? "
"Lao Zhang mechanically replied ... I am proud of going to bed casually, not ashamed of going to bed casually ..."
"Look, look," said Director Wang, stamping his foot. "You have to integrate theory with practice. You have received so many years of organizational education. How can you forget it all in practice? "
Lao Zhang cried with Director Wang, and said with pain:
"I was wrong. I had a chance to have sex before, but I didn't cherish it. I regret it now. If God gives me another chance to turn over a new leaf, I will say three words: Please go to bed! If you must add an attribute before going to bed, it is: whatever! "