Classic funny tongue twister 1 1 Ziziphus jujuba seed
There are three Laozi living on the mountain, three boys living at the foot of the mountain, and three brothers and three sisters-in-law living halfway up the mountain.
At the foot of the mountain, three boys found a mountain as their waist, three brothers and three sisters-in-law borrowed three buckets and three liters of dates.
Three brothers and three sisters-in-law lent three barrels and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds to three boys at the foot of the mountain.
The third boy in the mountain borrowed three barrels and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds from the third Laozi in the mountain.
The third Lao Tzu on the mountain hasn't had three buckets and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds yet, and he wants to go up the mountain to find his third brother and third sister-in-law.
I borrowed three barrels and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds from Yamashita. During the Spring Festival, three boys planted dates at the foot of the mountain.
Three elder brothers and three sisters-in-law return to the mountain, and two Ziziphus jujuba seeds have three buckets and three liters.
2. Si Xiaosi and Shi Xiaoshi
Four small four, Shi Xiaoshi went to the market on April 14 14: 40; Si Xiaosi bought 44.4 Jin tomatoes and Shi Xiaoshi bought 14.4 Jin filaments. Si Xiao thought to exchange his 44.4 kg tomatoes for Shi Xiaoshi's 14.4 kg filaments. Shi Xiaoshi didn't want to trade his 14.4 kg of filaments for Si Xiaosi's 44.4 kg of tomatoes. Si Xiaosi said that my 44.4 kg tomatoes can increase nutrition and prevent myopia; Shi Xiao said that my 14.4 Jin refined silk can be woven into satin and silk, and it can be spun.
3. 66 cows
The 66-year-old man built 66 buildings, bought 66 baskets of oil, raised 66 cows and planted 66 weeping willows. Sixty-six baskets of oil, piled in sixty-six buildings; Sixty-six cows were buckled on sixty-six weeping willows. Suddenly a strong wind blew down sixty-six buildings, overturned sixty-six baskets of oil, broke sixty-six weeping willows, killed sixty-six cows and killed sixty-six-year-old Lu Laohan.
4. Rough grains
Crude gas is used to grow grain and feed pigs. In the coarse grain valley, the ears of grain grow long and thick. Pigs fed with crude gas grow chubby. A chubby pig, with a thick anus, eats all kinds of long and thick grains. Chueh-hsin hit a chubby pig with a hoe. Chueh-hsin's chubby pig will never eat Chueh-hsin's long and thick variety of grain again.
5. Shishi
There are four rows of stone lions in the park. There are fourteen big stone lions in each row. There is a little stone lion on the back of each big stone lion, and there are four little stone lions at the feet of each big stone lion. Teacher Shi led forty-four students to count stone lions. How many big stone lions and small stone lions can you count?
6. portraits
If you want a portrait, you can draw it. Portraits are not like portraits. I don't want to paint a portrait, but I want to paint a portrait. Portraits are not like paintings, and portraits are not like repainting.
7, hungry chicken set machine
Chickens chirp, chicks chirp. Several chickens crowded on the ridge of the machine. The machine is extremely sick, the chicken is extremely hungry, and the chicken attacks the crucian carp urgently. Chicken Ji Ji Ji, chicken Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji. The machine is extremely sick, and the crucian carp is extremely nervous, scrambling to gather at the international level. Then the crucian carp was extremely silent. After that, some chickens were hungry and chirped.
8. Zhu Xiao has a little book.
Zhu Xiao has a small book. There is a small tree and a pig under the book.
The path tore Zhu Xiao's little book, tore the small trees on the book, and didn't tear the pigs under the tree.
Zhu Xiao asked Lu Xiao to pay for this little book. Lu Xiao said to Zhu Xiao, "I will pay your little notebook, the small tree in your notebook, not the pig under your tree."
9. Black cats and white cats
White cat's black nose, black cat's white nose, black cat's white nose, broken white cat's black nose, broken white cat's black nose, peeling bran shell to repair nose. If the black cat's white nose isn't broken, there's no need to peel and mend it.
10, wide pole and long bench
The bench is wide and the shoulder pole is long. The pole is not as wide as the bench, and the bench is not as long as the pole. The pole was tied to the bench. Bench is not to tie the pole to the bench, but to tie the pole to the bench
1 1, slow watch
Slow down, slow down, slow down for half a second. Half a second late, (. ) Dial half a second, dial half a second, dial half a second. Half a second, half a second, half a second less. Dial, dial, slow watch, slow watch is half a second.
Classic funny tongue twister 2 1. Big fish and small fish
Large canals have raised big fish,
Small canals raise small fish,
Eat small fish, big fish,
Small fish in a small canal are afraid of big fish.
One day, it rained heavily.
Small canals flow into the Grand Canal,
There are big fish in the small canal.
There are no small fish in the Grand Canal.
2. Wang Po praises melons and flowers.
Wang po sells melons and flowers,
Selling and boasting,
Praise flowers and melons,
Praise melons and flowers,
Big melon, good flower, smile.
3. Hu Sufu and Wu
There is a Hu Sufu in Huzhuang.
There is a Fu Su Wu in the Eight Diagrams.
Husov in Huzhuang loves to read poetry.
Wu of Wuzhuang loves reading ancient books.
Hussouf's bookstore is full of poems.
Wu's bookstore is full of ancient books.
4. Xiaoqiu and the calf
Little Niu Niu, named Xiaoqiu, is wearing two small scratch cards.
Xiao Pang, called a calf, wears a small pocket.
Xiaoqiu helped the calf to buckle.
The calf helps Xiaoqiu peel peas.
Xiaoqiu and the calf are holding hands.
Play together, go together.
Count lions
There are four rows of stone lions in the park.
There are fourteen big stone lions in each row.
There is a little stone lion on the back of every big stone lion.
At the foot of each big stone lion are four small stone lions.
Teacher Shi led forty-four students to count stone lions.
How many big stone lions and small stone lions do you count?
6. the lame
A lame man came from the north with a bundle of stakes on his back.
A lame man came from the south, carrying a basket of eggplant.
The lame man with a wooden nail in his back was defeated.
A lame man with eggplant on his back.
The lame man carrying eggplant was beaten.
A lame man with a nail on his back-an eggplant.
7. How many cans
One and a half cans are half cans,
Two and a half cans are one can;
Three and a half cans is one and a half cans,
Four and a half cans are two cans;
Five and a half cans is two and a half cans,
Six and a half cans are three full cans;
Seven, eight, nine and a half cans,
Please count how many cans there are.
8. Two platoons
Two platoons came out of the barracks,
Go straight to the north vegetable garden,
One row is watered with spinach, and the other row is chopped with cabbage.
There are 888 Chinese cabbages left.
A row of spinach has been watered,
And broke off 888 Chinese cabbages;
After cutting the cabbage in the second row,
Carry a row of 888 Chinese cabbages.
9. Cloth and pants
A rough homespun,
A pair of coarse trousers.
Brother Naboo and pants,
Flying needles thread and tie cloth,
Tie cloth, sew pants,
The trousers are torn, so patch them with cloth.
10. Going up and down the mountain
Up the hill, down the hill,
Ran three miles, three meters, three meters,
Climbed up a mountain,
The mountain is 330 meters above sea level.
On the mountain, loudly shout:
I am three feet taller than the mountain.
Classic funny tongue twister 3 The boss called his secretary: I will accompany you to Beijing for the Dragon Boat Festival. Please get ready.
The secretary called her husband: I'm going to Beijing for a meeting with my boss during the Dragon Boat Festival.
Husband calls his lover: My wife is not at home during the Dragon Boat Festival, accompanying me.
The lover calls the tutor: the teacher has something to do on the Dragon Boat Festival, and classes are suspended.
Students call grandpa: There is no class on Dragon Boat Festival, grandpa, you play with me.
Grandpa called his secretary: I can't go to Beijing, but my grandson wants me to accompany him.
The secretary called her husband: the boss suddenly had something to do and didn't go to Beijing for a meeting.
Husband calls his lover: My wife is not leaving, let's talk about it next time.
The lover calls the tutor: classes will be held as usual during the Dragon Boat Festival! ! !
The student called grandpa: the teacher said there would be classes as usual during the Dragon Boat Festival.
Grandpa telephoned his secretary: Let's go to Beijing. Are you ready?
Classic funny tongue twister 4 (1)
Fertilizer will volatilize.
Black fertilizer turns gray, and gray fertilizer turns black.
Black fertilizer will volatilize when it turns gray, and it will turn black when it volatilizes.
Black fertilizer will fly when it volatilizes, and fly when it volatilizes into black.
Black ash fertilizer will volatilize and look like flying flowers. Black ash fertilizer will volatilize and look like flying flowers.
Black-gray fertilizer ash will volatilize, turn to ash, turn to ash.
Blackened fertilizer ash will volatilize and turn into ash, flowers will fly back, and blackened fertilizer will volatilize and turn black ash into ash.
(2)
Grandma Liu asked Grandma Niu to buy milk, and Grandma Niu gave it to Grandma Liu. Grandma Liu said that grandma Niu's milk is not as good as grandma Liu's, and grandma Liu said that grandma Liu's milk will flow. Granny Liu heard that she would have to scold Granny Niu for splashing milk, which frightened Granny Liu and Granny Niu and cursed that she would never buy Granny Liu and Granny Niu's milk again.
(3)
The 66-year-old man built 66 buildings, bought 66 baskets of oil, raised 66 cows and planted 66 weeping willows.
Sixty-six baskets of oil, piled in sixty-six buildings; Sixty-six cows were buckled on sixty-six weeping willows.
Suddenly a strong wind blew down sixty-six buildings, overturned sixty-six baskets of oil, broke sixty-six weeping willows, killed sixty-six cows and killed sixty-six-year-old Lu Laohan.
(4)
There are three Laozi living on the mountain, three boys living at the foot of the mountain, and three brothers and three sisters-in-law living halfway up the mountain.
Three boys at the foot of the mountain, looking for three brothers and three sisters halfway up the mountain, borrowed three barrels of three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds.
Three brothers and three sisters-in-law on the mountainside lent three barrels and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds to three boys below.
The third boy in the mountain borrowed three barrels and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds from the third Laozi in the mountain.
There are three Laozi on the mountain, but there are three buckets and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds.
I had to go halfway up the mountain to find my third brother and sister-in-law, and borrowed three barrels and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds to the three boys below.
During the Chinese New Year, three young men at the foot of the mountain paved the Ziziphus jujuba seeds and returned them to the three brothers and three sisters-in-law on the hillside, and two Ziziphus jujuba seeds with three buckets and three liters.
(5)
There is a painter in the seventh lane and a blacksmith in the west lane.
The painter in the seventh lane used the tin of the painter in the west lane.
The tin smith in West Lane took the paint from the painter in Seven Lane.
Painters in the seventh lane and blacksmiths in the west lane use pigments.
The tin smith in West Lane laughed at the painter in Seven Lane for stealing tin.
Classic funny tongue twister 5 1, a hole in the wall, a seam on the wall, cut a piece of chicken skin to mend the seam on the wall, I wonder if it is the seam on the wall to mend the chicken skin? Or chicken skin stickers?
2. There are boxes at home, boxes in boxes, boxes in boxes, and bracelets in boxes; There is a box outside the bracelet, a box outside the box, a box outside the box, and a house outside the box.
There is a temple at home. Cats come to pee every day. I don't know if it's a temple for peeing cats or a temple for peeing cats.
4, a broken tile upstairs, a mule and horse downstairs, the broken tile fell and hit the mule and horse, and the mule and horse jumped up and stepped on the broken tile. There is a star in the sky, and there is a person on the ground. The star shines on people, and people look at the star. The star cannot shine on people, and people can't see the star clearly.
Mr. Gong came to the east with a pine tree on his shoulder, and Mr. Weng came to the west with a clock. Mr. Gong's pine tree broke Mr. Weng's clock, and Mr. Weng broke one of Mr. Gong's pine trees. Mr. Gong asked Mr. Weng to let go of his pine nuts, and Mr. Weng asked Mr. Gong to lose his clock. Mr. Gong refused to return Mr. Weng's clock, and Mr. Weng refused to return Mr. Gong's pine.
6, room beard, yellow beard, write blessings in the New Year; I wonder if Fang Hu's blessing is good? Or is the yellow beard well written?
7. Two pairs of birds hanging upside down on the beam and two pairs of birds hanging upside down in the mud. Poor two pairs of birds hanging upside down on the beam, thinking about two pairs of birds hanging upside down in the mud; Poor two pairs of birds hanging upside down in the mud, thinking about two pairs of birds hanging upside down on the beam.
8. There are round eyes in front of the mountain and round eyes behind the mountain. The two of them came up the mountain to compare their eyes. I wonder if it's round eyes. Or round eyes and strict eyes?
9. Jiang Jiayang, Yang Jiaqiang, Jiang Jiayang knocked down Yang Jiaqiang, Yang Jiaqiang crushed Jiang Jiayang, the Yang family wanted Jiang Jiaqiang to pay for the wall, and the Jiang family wanted the Yang family to pay for the sheep.
10. There is a vine on the high mountain with two bells hanging from its head. When the wind blows, the bronze bell will move, but when the wind is still, the bronze bell will stop.
1 1. A camel rode a mule and met a woman with an eggplant on her back. The camel carried an eggplant to the woman, and the woman dragged the camel off the mule and asked the camel to compensate the woman for an eggplant.
12, a bottle on the wall, a basin under the wall, the bottle fell and broke the basin bottom, and the basin turned over and broke the bottle mouth. The bottle had to pay for the bottle mouth and the basin had to pay for the basin bottom.
13, eat grapes without spitting grape skin, spit grape skin without eating grapes.
14. There are 44 stone lions in Shishi Temple, and 44 stone lions eat 44 wet purple persimmons.
15, the monk takes the soup to the tower, and the tower slides the soup and scalds the tower; The monk cooks soup at the top of the tower, and the soup is cooked in the soup sliding tower.
16, you can stew my frozen tofu, just stew my frozen tofu, you can't stew my frozen tofu, don't stew my frozen tofu.
17. There are round eyes in the front hill and round eyes in the back hill. They came up the mountain to compare their eyes. I wonder if round eyes are round? Or round eyes and strict eyes?
18, Shandongmen, take eight steps and touch two old men with thicker legs. One is called Cui Thick Leg, and the other is called Cui Thick Leg. I wonder if Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs? Or is Cui's thick legs thicker than Cui's thick legs?
19, Shishi Shishi, a lion lover, vowed to eat ten lions. Shi always sees lions in the market. At ten o'clock, ten lions are suitable for the market. At the right time, Shishi is at the right time. Shishi regards it as ten lions, and relies on the situation to make ten lions die, and Shishi picks up ten lions. Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi.
20. Suzhou has a beard and Huzhou has a beard. Su Jia in Suzhou has a beard comb, and Hu in Huzhou borrows a comb from Su Su in Suzhou to comb his beard. There are round eyes in the front mountain and the back mountain, and there are round eyes in the front mountain; When they went up the mountain to compare their eyes, they didn't know that Yan Yan's eyes were round. Or round eyes and strict eyes? Yan Yanyuan lives in front of the mountain and Yuan Yuanyuan lives in the mountain bay. On this day ... Yanyuan in front of the mountain went to Shanwan to see Yuan Yuan, and Yuanyuan Garden in Shanwan also went to Yanyuan in front of the mountain. They met. I wonder if Yan Yanyuan saw Yuan Yuanyuan first. Or did Yuan Yuanyuan see Yan Yanyuan first?
2 1, forty-four lions There are forty-four lions inside and outside. I wonder if it's forty-four dead lions. Or forty-four stone lions
22, riding a little black donkey, black, black, came a guest, riding a little black donkey, dressed in black, in this dark night, came a guest.
23, two pairs of pants are strange, two pairs of pants; Strange, two chopsticks; Strange, my trousers are broken and my chopsticks are broken.
24, silver into the purse Liao, Liao, Liao, Liao Zi check burn, check a load a day, check a pick on two days, sell and burn, silver into the purse.
25, the horse answers the new horse to answer Lang, the horse answers the new horse to answer Lang, and the uncle sends the room. Mada Night Niang Soup is good, and Ma Bingbing slices Ma Su Soup.
26, big copper coins into the big copper coin cage, small copper coins into the small copper coin cage.
27. A mute took a box containing peaches. A blind man's son tripped over one of his stools and knocked over the peaches in the dumb box. The dumb man grabbed the blind man's son's stool and asked him to return the peaches in the box. The blind son refused to return the peaches in the dumb box, so the dumb beat the blind son, and the blind son also played dumb.
28. Mr. Gong picked up a pine from the east, and Mr. Weng came from the west and took a clock. Miss Gong's pine nuts broke Miss Weng's clock. Mr. Weng caught one of Mr. Gong's pine trees, and Mr. Gong asked Mr. Gong to let go of his pine trees. Mr. Weng asked Mr. Gong to return his clock. Mr. Gong refused to return Mr. Weng's clock. Mr. Weng refused to return it.
29. Grandpa is lame. Grandpa is lame. He went to pick eggplant at night. On the way, there was a nail that tripped over grandpa's shoes. He fell and broke grandpa's eggplant. Grandpa touched the hook and pulled it out to touch the eggplant.
30. Camels ride mules. A camel rode a mule and met a woman with an eggplant on her back. A camel carries an eggplant to a woman, and the woman drags the camel off the mule and asks the camel to stick an eggplant to the woman.
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