Chasing girls' love poems, or classic short messages, humorous short messages and the like,

Chasing girls' love poems

Guan Heming's osprey, accompanied by the small continent of the river. A beautiful and virtuous woman is a good spouse of a gentleman. Mix shepherd's purse and salvage it from left to right. A beautiful and virtuous woman wakes up to pursue her. If you can't pursue it, the black nightclub misses her during the day. Miss Long, I can't sleep over and over again. Mix shepherd's purse and choose from left to right. A beautiful and virtuous woman came to her with a couple and a couple. Interlaced shepherd's purse, beautiful and virtuous women ring the bell to please. -The Book of Songs in the Spring and Autumn Period (one of the national traditions) Nan Zhou is evil!

I want to know you and live a long life. There is no mausoleum in the mountains, the river is exhausted, there is Lei Zhen in winter, and there is rain and snow in summer. Only when heaven and earth are in harmony can we dare to be with you! -Han Yuefu is evil.

When those red berries come in spring, they flush on your southern branches. People who want to miss them collect more, and Mix red beans have attracted people's attention. -Don Acacia

Last spring, in this door, the girl's face contrasted with the peach. Today, I came here again. I don't know where the girl went. Only the peach blossoms are still there, smiling in full bloom in the spring breeze.

-Hu Ticheng Nanzhuang.

Willow green Jiang Shuiping, singing on the Langjiang River. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, the road is sunny.

-Liu Tang Yuxi Zhi Zhu Ci (3)

Once I tasted the vast sea, I felt that the water in other places was pale; Once you have experienced the clouds in Wushan, you feel that the clouds elsewhere are eclipsed. Hurried through the flowers, lazy to look back; This reason is partly because of the ascetic monk, and partly because of who you used to be.

-Tang left his thoughts.

13 years of good posture is light, living like a scepter in bud in early February. The spring breeze travels ten miles along Yangzhou Road, and you never know when you will roll up the bead curtain. Affectionate but always ruthless, I feel proud when I can't laugh. The candle on the table lit the heart, and it also saw the parting; You see, it shed tears for us and flowed to the morning.

-Tang Du Mu's Farewell (two songs)

It was a long time ago that I met her, but since we separated, the time has become longer, the east wind is blowing, and a hundred flowers are blooming. Silkworms in spring will weave until they die, and candles will drain the wick every night. In the morning, she saw her hair cloud changing in the mirror, but she bravely faced the cold of the moonlight with her evening song. There are not many roads to Pengshan. Oh, Bluebird, listen! -Give me what she said! .

-Tang Li Shangyin untitled

The stars were bright last night, but there was a cool breeze at midnight. Our banquet is on the side of Hualou Temple and the east of the county. Without Cai Feng's wings, it is impossible to be Qi Fei in fly with me; The heart is like a soul, and the feelings are the same. Guessing and intrigue, wine warms the heart; This group of people came to the bet of drinking friends, and a win-lose red in candlelight. Alas, it's time to call the roll in the morning when you hear the drums of the fifth watch; Riding to Lantai is like the wind in the wind.

-Tang Li Shangyin untitled

I want to know why my Jinse has fifty strings, and each string has a youthful interval. Zhuangzi daydreaming, a saint, was bewitched by butterflies, and cuckoo crowed in the imperial spring. Mermaids shed pearl-like tears on the moon-green sea, and the blue fields breathed their jade to the sun. A moment that should last forever has come and gone before I know it!

-Tang Li Shangyin's "Jinse"

I advise you not to cherish noble Yi, and I advise you to cherish youth. When the flowers should be folded, we should fold them quickly, and don't wait for the flowers to wither before folding one.

-Tang Du Qiuniang witch hazel

The thin clouds in the sky are changing, the meteors in the sky convey the sadness of acacia, and the endless galaxy I quietly crossed tonight. On the seventh day of autumn dew and autumn, it is time to meet, mostly those who are together in the world, but the appearance of husband and wife. Common complaint against acacia, tender feelings like water, meet each other as if it were a dream, when it is hard to see the bridge. If the relationship between two people lasts for a long time, is it a matter of time?

-Qin Guan Queqiao Fairy in the Northern Song Dynasty

Leaning against the dangerous building, the wind is fine, looking forward to spring sorrow, and the sky is dark. Who will rely on silence in the afterglow of grass smoke? I plan to get drunk on the map of madness and sing songs for wine, which is strong and tasteless. I don't regret that my belt is getting wider and wider, which makes people haggard for Iraq. -Liu Yong's recent affair in the Northern Song Dynasty

Ten years of life and death! Never think, never forget. A lonely grave thousands of miles away, desolate and nowhere to talk about. Even if we don't know each other, our faces are dusty and our temples are frosty. When night came, my dream suddenly came home. Xiao Xuan window, get dressed. There is nothing to say, only a thousand tears. It is expected that the heartbroken place will be broken every year, and the moonlit night will be short and rambling.

-Su Shi's "Jiangchengzi" in the Northern Song Dynasty

On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the flower market is brightly lit. The moon rose to the willow tree, and he met me at dusk. On the Lantern Festival on the fifteenth day of the first month of this year, the moonlight and lights are still the same as last year. See last year, tears Man Chun shirt sleeve. —— Ouyang Xiu in the Northern Song Dynasty gave birth to tea seeds.

Flowers fade, red apricots are small, swallows come and people walk around in the green water. There are few branches blowing willows, and there are plenty of fragrant grass in the sea! Swing in the outer wall of the road, laity in the wall, beautiful woman laughing in the wall. Laughter dies in silence, but passion is mercilessly annoyed.

-Su Shi's love affair in the Northern Song Dynasty

Thousands of trees are blooming and stars are everywhere in the east night. The BMW carved cars are full of incense, the phoenix flute rings, the jade pot flashes, and the dragons and dragons dance together all night. Moths, snow, willows, gold thread, laughter and incense are all gone. Looking for her in the crowd, suddenly looking back, the man was there, dimly lit.

-Xin Qiji's Jade Case in Southern Song Dynasty (Yuan Xi)

Love is blind. It's a thousand miles away, San Xiao idiot.

Zeng, a collection of proverbs in Hangzhou.

Red, fragrant and residual jade is in autumn; Gently untie Luo Shang and go to Lan alone. Who sent the brocade book? The word "wild goose" returns, the moon is full of the West Building, the flowers float with the water, and one kind of lovesickness is at leisure. I can't eliminate this situation. I frown from top to bottom, but I have feelings in my heart.

-Song Qingzhao, a plum flower

Qingyang grass Changting road, easy to walk when young; The bell on the first floor struck the fifth watch, and the sadness in my heart was like being sprinkled in the spring rain in March. Ruthless is not as sentimental and bitter as an inch; Ultima Thule is still far from the end, only the mind is infinitely long, and there is no time.

-Yan Songshu Yulan

I live at the head of the Yangtze River and you live at the end of the Yangtze River. I miss you every day, but I can't see you, so I drink Yangtze River water. When will the water stop? This hatred has been? I just hope your heart is the same as mine, don't miss me!

-Song Li Zhiyi operator

Classic SMS, humorous SMS

It is said that a man has to climb three mountains to find a wife. For you and me, can you let me climb two less so that I can catch up with you earlier and wait for your answer? If you agree, please reply: I agree, if not, please reply. I just agree. If you don't reply, I will acquiesce in your unconditional consent.

Man: May I ask you a question? Which side do you like to sleep on?

Woman: On the right, what's the matter?

M: Then I'll sleep on the left from today and leave the right for you.

Woman: You. ...........

I heard that your mobile phone has no short message function, so I sent this short message as an experiment. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours!

Like is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home.

You are on the other side, waiting.

Like me, idiot.

Wind, lower your head and listen.

The birds have gone away.

Smile, at

Scattered around the world. glitter

The first time I saw you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life. I want to pursue you and hug you. I want to announce: I love you ... RMB.

Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I want you to give it back.-wallet.

Shy, I have been afraid to say anything to you. Today, I finally got up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner?

I met you by chance, paid attention to you twice, dated you three times and four times, missed you very much, and 90% should like you. I'm sure I love you. It takes a hundred years to meet true love, and a thousand years to fulfill you. Are you willing to do anything?

You little leprechaun, you poisoned me with your love poison and refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

I am not perfect, but I am real. In other words, I am not beautiful, but I am cool; I am not rich, but I am happy; I am not successful, but I am confident; I am not sentimental, but I know how to cherish.

To tell you a secret, please look at the back first, then at the left and then at the right. Ok, please don't look around with your mobile phone!

The new three obedience and four virtues: the wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders and blindly follow her mistakes; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

It's been a long time since I received your message, and I feel very distressed. I thought I cut my pulse with potato chips, hit my head with tofu, jumped off a building with a parachute and hung it on noodles, but they all died. Just invite me to dinner and support me to death.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Jonina. She fell in love with a girl named Shade. They look at the stars together. When the meteor crossed the sky, they named it Jonina Shading Star.

I can't eat in the morning because I miss you, I can't eat at noon because I miss you more, I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily, and I can't sleep at night because I'm hungry.

A big wooden sign hung on the back of a truck, which read: "This truck collided with other vehicles 20 times, and the result was: 17 wins, 2 draws, only a slight loss. Please be careful! "

One hour after your first swimming lesson, you said to the coach, "I think, is it enough for today?" "Why?" "I really can't drink any more."

Emergency reminder: there may be tornado weather recently, so be sure to take two dumbbells weighing 10 kg when you go out to avoid being swept to the west by strong wind. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled.

Pigs can't talk, they can only hum songs with their noses. Just like some girls, they always say: Hum!

I heard that your mobile phone has no short message function, so I sent this short message as an experiment. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours!

A jet fighter roared past in the sky, and the bird was surprised to see it. Bird: Mom, why does that bird fly so fast? Mother Bird: Try setting a fire on your ass!

It is really tiring to marry a wife. I washed my feet, rubbed my legs, and beat my back, and then I slept in the same bed as I did, as if I hated the old society and my hands were full of bitter tears!

Think about your feelings: there is no salt in cooking; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I will-do nothing but miss you!