1. Who is a person who always uses you to be responsible for him but he is not responsible for you? bank
2. A sow crosses the river, and the river can bear 500 kilograms. The sow weighed 300 kilograms, but when she reached the middle of the bridge, the bridge collapsed. Why? Because she drove across the bridge.
3. Hu Yifei dropped from 6000m to1000m. Why isn't she dead? Because she is a shareholder in China.
4. What are the four lines that Friar Sand in The Journey to the West said the most?
Brother, the master was taken away by the monster, and so was the second brother.
The first brother, the master and the second brother were all taken away by the monster, and the second brother was also taken away by the monster.
There are twelve kinds of medical pain, the first is the pain of mosquito bites, the twelfth is the pain of pregnant women giving birth, so what is the thirteenth kind of pain? The pain of pregnant women being accidentally bitten by mosquitoes during childbirth.
6. What animal can be stuck on the wall? seal
7. The tortoise built a house in its shell and then got in. What's the name of the health care product? Gaizhonggai
The tortoise tore down the house, built another house, and then got in and answered the name of a health care product? New cover and middle cover
It's the same turtle. He tore down the house, built another house, then got in and answered the name of a health care product. Giant calcium
10 Yifei fell something in high school, but she was very happy. Why? Her 800-meter long-distance running record.
1 1 Complete the following actions, with one eye looking up and one eye looking down? Cross-eyed lie
12 What is always relevant to you, but you can't see or find it when you need it? relevant department
13 There were four people playing mahjong in the room. The police came and took five people away. Why? Because the person they play is called mahjong.
14。 26 letters. How many letters are left after et left? 2 1, ET drove away the flying saucer.
15 Is there anything in Sekitani Kamiki that is longer than everyone here? name