A short story about Su Shi

As for Su Shi's short stories, Su Shi took the Jinshi exam and wrote a big article in the Spring and Autumn Period, called "On Rewarding Loyalty with Punishment". There is such a joke: when Yao is a scholar, he will kill people, saying "the third kill" and Yao saying "the third kill", so the world is afraid of the firmness of law enforcement, while Le Yao uses a lenient punishment. Siyue said "guns can be used", Yao said "no, guns can command clans", and then he said "try it". He Yaozhi didn't listen to Hao Tao's murder, but used four mountains. However, the sage's intentions can also be seen. Examiner Mei Sheng marveled at Su Shi's article, but was not sure about the above contents. When Su Shi visited Mei, he asked about the origin of Yao and dialogue. Su Shi smiled and answered, "Of course." In fact, the above allusion comes from the Book of Rites, which happened to the Duke of Zhou. Su Shi wrote on Yao during the exam, but he was fooled by teacher Bel Canto, which shows that his skill is extraordinary. 2. When Dongpo Meat Su Shi relegated Huangzhou, there was a famous jingle in Pork Fu: "Huangzhou is a good pork, but the price is worthless. The rich refuse to eat, and the poor don't know how to cook. Slow down the fire, less water, and it will look good when the fire is full. Get up and play a bowl every day, and you are too full to care. " Here, "slow fire, less water, good-looking after enough fire" is the famous Dongpo meat cooking method. Su Dongpo was later appointed as the governor of Hangzhou, building Su Causeway and building water conservancy projects, which was deeply loved by the people. And this "Dongpo Meat" followed closely, and became famous in Hangzhou, becoming a famous local dish. Su Shi checked out. Su Shi lived in Changzhou in his later years. He spent his last savings and bought a house. He is preparing to move in another day. By chance, he heard an old woman crying very sadly. He asked the old woman why she was crying. The old woman said that she had a house that had been handed down for a hundred years and was sold by unscrupulous children. She cried very sadly. Looking carefully, it turns out that the house that Su Shi bought is the ancestral home that the old woman said. So Su Shi said to her, "I sold Yi's former residence, so there is no need to feel deeply distressed. Now it's time to return the house to Yi. " Su Shi immediately burned the deed and rented a house. In July this year, he died in a rental house. (See Zhou's Liang Manzhi), 4. Dinner poetry. When Su Shi was twenty years old, he went to Beijing for scientific research. Six conceited juren looked down on him and decided to invite Su Shi to dinner for the next dish, intending to Doby him. Su Shi went with pleasure after receiving the invitation. Before the chopsticks are moved, everyone puts forward a drinking order. The content of the drinking order must quote historical figures and events, so that you can eat a dish by yourself. The other five people cheered. "I'll go first." The elder said, "Jiang Ziya is fishing in Weishui!" Then I took a plate of fish. "Qin Chang 'an sells horses", the second proudly carried away the horse meat and To Tu Thanh herded sheep in Beihu. "The third one showed no weakness with mutton." "Zhang Yide Zhuoxian sells meat," said the fourth, reaching for meat and scraping bones in Jingzhou, Guan Yunchang, "and the fifth can't wait to steal bones." Zhuge Liang planted vegetables in the middle. "The sixth proudly picked up the last dish. When all the dishes were served and the six juren were happily preparing to laugh at Su Shi while eating, Su Shi was unhurriedly chanting, "Qin Shihuang annexed six countries!" After that, he put all six dishes in front of him and said with a smile, "Brothers, please! "! " . Six juren stupefied. When Su Shi took the Beijing exam, Ouyang Xiu, a famous literary master in the Northern Song Dynasty, presided over the exam. When he was examining and approving the paper, he was fascinated by Su Shi's gorgeous and superb writing style. In order to prevent favoritism, the papers at that time were all anonymous. Therefore, although Ouyang Xiu wanted to choose this article as the first, he felt that this article was very similar to that written by his favorite pupil Ceng Gong, and he was afraid of falling behind the crowd, so he finally rated the second. It was not until the list was published that Ouyang Xiu knew that the author of the article was Su Shi. After learning the truth, Ouyang Xiu regretted it, but Su Shi didn't care at all. Ouyang Xiu admired Su Shi's generosity and outstanding talent: "Such a talented young man should really make him stand out from the crowd (that's how idioms come from)!" And officially accepted Su Shi as an apprentice. 5. Family reunion. After Su Shi won the second place in high school, his father and his family, who are famous for the "Three Disasters", gathered in the garden to celebrate. Su Xun, the father of Su Shi, put forward the word "Leng Xiang", and both of them wrote two poems, which were in line with the situation at that time. In order to take the lead, Sue walked slowly to the edge of the flower pond, chanting: "Water flows cold from the stone, and wind comes from flowers." Ziyou stood up and picked a Toona sinensis, flicked his fingers and said, "Cold words are unknown, and plum blossoms are full of fingers." My little sister also went to pick flowers, and I wanted to laugh at him for imitating himself, but my little sister said, "Make the cuckoo's throat cold, and stay in the flowers and have a dream." Say that finish spread out the palm, a butterfly has been trampled to death. The characteristics of the daughter were exposed, and everyone cheered in unison. Su Shi brushed a stone bench and rode away. Su Laoquan shouted: "My son, don't leave until you answer." After saying his word, Su Shi screamed: "The clothes are cold when brushing stones, and the horseshoe fragrance is gone when stepping on flowers"! Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian live in Jinshan Temple. One day, they made bread to eat. They agreed not to tell the Fo Yin monk in the temple about the cake fight. After a while, the cake was ready. They counted it, first presented it to Guanyin Bodhisattva, bowed down and prayed diligently. Unexpectedly, Fo Yin had been hidden in God's account in advance. When they knelt down to pray, they reached out and stole two cakes. When Su Shi finished worshipping, he got up and saw that two cakes were missing. Then he knelt down and prayed, "Guanyin Bodhisattva is amazing. She ate two cakes. Why didn't she come out to see him? " Fo Yin replied in his account, "If I had noodles, I would cook some food with you. How dare I bother you? " Su Dongpo is in Hangzhou and likes to make friends with monks in West Lake Temple. He and monk Fo Yin of the Holy Mountain Temple are best friends. They often make jokes while drinking and reciting poems. Monks in Fo Yin are delicious. Whenever Su Dongpo gives a banquet to entertain him, he always comes uninvited. One night, Su Dongpo invited Huang Tingjian to visit the West Lake, and many tables and drinks were prepared on board. When the cruise ship left the shore, Su Dongpo smiled and said to Huang Tingjian, "Fo Yin will come to every party. Tonight, we will go to the lake by boat to drink, sing poems and have fun. He can't come anyway. " "Who knows, Fo Yin monks have long discovered that Su Dongpo wanted to swim with Huang Tingjian, so they hid under the deck when they didn't get on the boat. The bright moon is in the sky, the cool breeze is refreshing, and the lotus fragrance is full of lakes. The cruise ship slowly arrived at the Three Towers of the West Lake. Su Dongpo holds a glass and brushes his beard. He happily said to Huang Tingjian, "Today, without Fo Yin, we are still calm. Let's start by ordering wine. The first two sentences should be immediate and the last two sentences should end with the word "in". " Huang Tingjian said, "All right! Su Dongpo first said: What can the sky say when the clouds set out to see the sun and the moon rises? What did heaven say? Huang Tingjian looked at the lotus flowers all over the lake, and then said: Li Anping brushed away and swam out of the fish, which is a good thing! Get what you want! At this time, Fo Yin couldn't help being pressed under the deck. As soon as he heard Huang Tingjian's words, he pushed open the deck and climbed out, saying, "Pull the deck aside, and Fo Yin will come out soon. What a shame! " ! Suppress people! Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian were startled to see a man suddenly climb out from under the planking. When they looked carefully, it turned out to be Fo Yin. When they heard him say such four poems, they couldn't help laughing. Su Dongpo took Fo Yin and sat down and said, "You hid well. You are right. You ate again today! So, while enjoying the moon, the three men swam around the lake, talking and laughing. Dongpo fish, Su Shi is not only a master of literature, but also good at gluttony. Besides Dongpo elbow, Su is also good at cooking fish, and his fish is a must. Once, Su Shi was very happy. He went to the cupboard to cook fish himself. Just after cooking, I saw Huang Tingjian come in through the window (Huang Tingjian is one of the four major fonts in ancient China and a close friend of Su Shi. They often take pleasure in quarrelling. Knowing that I was going to rub the meal card oil again, I quickly hid the fish on the top of the cabinet. When Huang Tingjian entered the door, he said, "Ask Brother Zi Zhan today, dare you ask Su Shi how to write Su? "Su Shi responded morosely:" Su Zhe, the fish food is on the grass. " Huang Tingjian went on to say, "Can you put this fish on the right?" Su Shi said, "Not bad. "Huang Tingjian went on to say," Is this fish ok? "Su Shi said," How can fish be put on it? " Huang Tingjian pointed to the top of the cabinet and said with a smile, "Since Brother Zi Zhan knows this truth, why do you put fish on it?" ! "Su Shi, who has always been witty, was completely defeated by Huang Tingjian this time! Fruit and Medicine Su Shi was invited to visit Huang Tingjian's house shortly after his marriage. When he got there, the servant came over and told him to go back at once, saying that his wife was in a hurry. Huang Tingjian sneered and intoned, "Fortunately, it is early (apricot, jujube, plum) and calm (Cistanche deserticola is Chinese medicine)." This sentence contains three fruit names and one medicine name. Su Shi got into the saddle and walked away without looking back. As he walked, he said, "This thing (apples, sugar cane, persimmons) must be angelica (angelica is the name of Chinese medicine). "Alas, dongpo's talent is really admirable. Being upright and upright, as a literati, it is inevitable that he likes to express his views in politics. Su Shi, who is almost synonymous with gifted scholars, is no exception. As a conservative, Su Shi is even more enthusiastic about Wang Anshi's political reform and reform. In the second year of Beiyuanfeng and the tenth year of the political reform, Wang Anshi finally couldn't sit still in the face of Su Shi's sharp criticism. Su Shi was demoted to Huzhou, then arrested and sent to the capital of song dynasty for trial. Historically, the literary inquisition of Wutai poetry case began, and a large number of literati who had contacts with Su Shi were implicated, even Ouyang Xiu, a teacher of Su Shi who had passed away, and his family were not spared. Su Shi himself suffered a hundred days in prison. Later, after Wang Anshi's political reform failed, Song Zhezong instructed Su Shi to write a letter for him. In his letter, Su Shi did not reveal personal grievances or any political differences. On the contrary, he spoke highly of his political opponents. There is a passage in the article: "noble and graceful writing is enough to decorate everything;" Extraordinary travel is enough to blow all over the world. " This evaluation was given to Wang Anshi, and Su Shi himself deserved it. Dongpo's selfless spirit of moral integrity really touched future generations. After Su Shi was imprisoned, Zongshen sent a little eunuch to pretend to be a prisoner and sleep with Dongpo to test whether he hated the son of heaven. When eating during the day, the little eunuch teased him with words. Su Shi ate with relish and replied, "No matter the weather thunders and thunders, my heart will not move! ""At night, he fell asleep, and the little eunuch joked, "Isn't it a pity that Sue sleeps in such a bed?" ! "Su Shi ignored, snoring to answer. The next morning, the little eunuch woke him up and said, "Congratulations, your Excellency, you have been pardoned. "You know, that night was extremely dangerous. As long as Su Shi has a little complaint and a little strange behavior of eating badly and sleeping uneasily, he is in jeopardy. In fact, Emperor Zongshen was also a fool. How could it be impossible to send a eunuch to take refuge in Su Shi's information? , 10, Dongpo Chibi, Su Shi was pardoned and exiled to Huangzhou. With the help of a friend (Dongpo layman came here) and lived in a small house on Dongpo, Su Shi had a lot of leisure time at this time, so he wrote poems everywhere. A lot of peerless nouns such as Linjiang Xian and Bu Operator: Living in Dinghui Garden in Huangzhou were written during this period. " Nian Nu Jiao, written by Su Shi during his visit to Chibi, Huangzhou, has become an eternal story. However, despite his profound knowledge, Su Shi made a fatal mistake in geography. Chibi of the Three Kingdoms is in the upper reaches of Wuhan, and Chibi of Huangzhou is in the lower reaches of Wuhan. This red cliff is not another red cliff. However, it is wrong to make mistakes. This Chibi inscribed by Su Shi is now called Dongpo Chibi. 1 1, self-restraint, after the restoration of the conservatives in the imperial court, Sima Guang, a famous writer in the Northern Song Dynasty, who was famous for smashing jars, paid homage to each other, and the new law was completely abolished. At this time, Su Shi, who is also a conservative, advocated that the new law should not be completely denied, but should be treated differently, so he had a fierce conflict with Sima Guang and was once again demoted to Guazhou. Although Su Shi believes in Buddhism, he doesn't like monks. I heard that there is a famous monk named Fo Yin in Jinshan Temple in Guazhou. Sushi was unconvinced and decided to go to the mountain to meet the old monk for a while! In the temple, Su Shi talked from the emperor to the civil and military officials, and from governing the country to being a man. The monk listened quietly. Su Shi saw that Fo Yin was silent and looked down upon him from his heart. I thought to myself: everyone says he is capable. It turns out that he is a straw bag, and he came here to cheat some incense money! The topic slowly came to Buddhism. At this time, Fo Yin asked: "What kind of person should Lao Na be in your husband's eyes?" Su Shi was full of contempt and casually replied, "You are capable in the eyes of ordinary people, but that's because they are shallow. In fact, you are a liar every day without real talent! " Fo Yin smiled and answered silently. Su Shi saw that he not only looked down on the monk more, but also gloated, so he asked on a whim, "What kind of person is Master Su in your eyes?" "You are a very learned and cultured person, and you are ashamed of yourself!" Fo Yin replied. After returning to China, Su Shi proudly told his little sister how to be a monk in the morning, and Su Xiaomei laughed so hard that her meal came out. Su Shi was puzzled and asked, "Why is my little sister laughing?" "You belittle the monk. Instead of being angry, he praised you. Who do you call educated? How to cultivate one's morality without learning? You still think you're better than others? Shame on you, you have no idea! After listening to this, Su Shi suddenly realized that he and Fo Yin had become best friends since then. One day, Su Shi and Fo Yin took a boat trip to Slender West Lake, when the "bones" were not cold. Master Fo Yin suddenly took out a fan with Dongpo poems written on it from the layman and threw it into the river, shouting, "Running Dongpo poems (corpses)!" Su Shi was stunned at that time, but soon smiled and pointed to a dog gnawing bones on the river bank, chanting: "Dogs gnaw bones on the river (monks)! "13, Dongpo eats grass. Su Shi went to Jinshan Temple to visit Master Fo Yin. Unexpectedly, the master was not here, and a little novice monk came to open the door. Su Shi proudly said, "Where is the bald donkey? ! ".Little novice monk calmly pointed to the distance and replied," Dongpo eats grass! "",14, couplet to retreat from the enemy. During the Northern Song Dynasty, the Song people led the Liao invasion. However, the imperial court, which was bent on seeking peace, attracted the envoys of Liao State and sent a pair of couplets, asking the Song people to answer correctly: three lights, the sun, the moon and the stars. If you are allied, you will withdraw your troops and make peace. This couplet looks simple, but it is not easy to get it right. The number in the sentence is the same as the number after it, and the number selected in the sentence corresponds to three things more or less. Su Shi, who happened to return to Beijing to report on his work, skillfully combined the upper and lower couplets into one: four poems, elegant and ode. This couplet has only three names in four poems, because there are "Ya" and "Ya" in the Book of Songs, which are collectively called "Ya". In addition, there are four parts: "national style" and "ode to poetry", so the Book of Songs is also called "Four Books". The punch line is natural, and Liao admires it to the extreme. 15, three people must have a teacher, Su Shi, his little sister, Huang Tingjian, to enjoy the paintings one day. See the above topic: light wind and fine willows, light plum blossoms. Look, it's a four-character couplet, but there is a word in the middle. Miss Jie suggested adding words in the middle to become a five-character couplet. Huang Tingjian caught it right: dancing in the wind and hiding plum blossoms in the bright moon. Miss Sister's Supplement: The breeze shakes the willows, and the bright moon reflects the plum blossoms. Su Shi thought for a moment, immediately responded, and wrote lyrics to make it become: the breeze helps the willows, and the plum blossoms are defeated in the bright moon. Throughout the three-person couplets, Su Shi is the best: the word "Fu" not only describes the softness of the wind and the fineness of the willow, but also describes the intimacy between the wind and the willow, which is more vivid; The word "lost" is also more appropriate than the word "hidden", which not only emphasizes the bright moonlight, but also takes into account the cleanliness of plum blossoms, highlighting the fusion of the two, which is more consistent and appropriate. , 16, man's plan, Fo Yin, Su Shi's best friend. Although he is a monk, he never avoids wine and meat. On this day, Fo Yin fried fish and drank wine, which happened to be the day when Su Shi visited. Fo Yin quickly hid the fish under the big fish. Su Shi had already smelled the fishy smell, but he didn't see it when he entered the door. He remembered that he had been cheated by Huang Ting that day. He changed his subject and deliberately said, "Today, I came to ask the master, what is the next sentence of Xiangmendi Changchun?" To Fo Yin's great surprise, his old friend read a well-known old saying, and he blurted out the following sentence: The accumulation of good deeds is not just a celebration. Su Shi clapped his hands and smiled: "Since there were fish (surplus) in the Qing Dynasty, let's accumulate some goodness and enjoy it." 17, by the Wushan River, Su Shi made an appointment with his brother Su Zhe and his master Fo Yin. The three of them traveled together, and Fo Yin improvised a sentence: There is no mountain like Wushan. The key lies in the homonym of "nothing" and "witch". Su Zhe is right: he is mellow in Ye Can. When Su Shi heard this, he said to his younger brother: It is certainly good to use the homonym of "Hehe" to express "Wu Wu", but wouldn't it be better to change it to this: What water can be as clear as a river? Hearing this, Fo Yin and Su Zhe agreed, saying that "water" is better than "mountain" and more stable in processing. , 18, Xiaomei, Li Anqi. Su Shi, who hasn't seen her friends for a long time, invited Huang Tingjian to visit her home. When my sister saw my brother go out to meet him in person, she made a big noise and said, Brother is outside for bimonthly. Su Shi knew that Xiaomei was joking with herself and immediately said that Xiaomei was catching half the wind at the window. "Half" versus "double" and "wind" versus "moon". Interestingly, the traditional "wind" in China means that half wind means "lice", which means that little sister is catching lice by the window. Little sister turned away in anger? ~ Rice and Rice After Su Shi was reinstated, he told Huang Tingjian: "When I was in prison, three meals a day were still very sweet, but the world was delicious!" . When Huang Tingjian asked what "three white rice" meant, Su Shi replied: "A pinch of salt, a dish of raw radish and a bowl of rice is" three white rice. " Su Shi has forgotten this matter. One day I received an invitation from Huang Tingjian to invite Su Shi to his home for dinner? ~ (Ji m: o) rice. Su Shi readily kept the appointment and said to his wife, "Huang Tingjian is a contemporary bachelor and has a wide reading. How is he? ~ rice must be a rare thing. But when Su Shi got to the place, he found that there was only salt, radish and rice on the table, and he suddenly realized that it was teased by Huang Tingjian. A few days later, Huang Tingjian also received an invitation from Su Shi, inviting him to have a meal. Huang Tingjian knew that Su Shi wanted revenge, but he was curious and wanted to know what the meal was, and finally went. Su Shi accompanied Huang Tingjian from morning till night in Shanghai and carried Huang Tingjian's chest on his back because of hunger. I really can't help eating. Su Shi replied slowly: "Salt also has hair (no, pronounced as m m m?o, meaning" no "), radish also has hair, and rice also has hair. Isn't it just a "meal" In fact, you have been enjoying it. " Huang Tingjian consternation, two people laugh at the same time. 19, it's good to be dead. In his later years, when Su Shi was dying, he asked his sons who were waiting at the bedside: "Do you think it is good to die? ! The youngest son replied mysteriously, "It must be delicious." . "Sue said," how can you know for sure? " !" The younger son said, "Think about it. If it's not good, why don't all the dead come back? " . No one has come back for thousands of years. It must be good to die! "The Water Margin by Su Shi and Gao Qiu tells the story of Qiu's rise for the second time, saying that he was originally the son of a floating wave in Kaifeng." This person plays song and dance, spears and sticks, and is stubborn in sumo wrestling, which is quite capable of poetry and songs. If you talk about benevolence, righteousness, propriety and wisdom, you will be loyal to goodness, but it is not. After living in Linhuaizhou for several years, he was introduced to Dong Jia, who opened a drugstore under the bridge. "。 Dong Yongbing didn't want to keep him, so he recommended him to "Xiao Su Bachelor". The "Little Su Bachelor" only left Gao Qiu to stay in the house for one night, and then introduced him to Xu, a Wang Jinqing. Later, he met the then Prince Song Huizong. Because he hit a good ball, he was flat. Su Shi