Mr. Tea has a kind appearance and a gentle atmosphere. (I didn't say that ...) But in fact, in Koairy, he is the blackest! (refers to! ) Puppet Zheng Tai Ye Chan likes to ask others, "What are you doing?" Use a gentle tone on QQ. But in fact, it is far from a seemingly gentle greeting.
Record 1:
Chen: What are you doing?
Chen: Haha, I just finished saying "You hang up", "No, you hang up" and "Shall we hang up together?" "OK, but you can't cheat!" On the phone. (Sweet expression)
Chen: Thieves are evil! I wish you an early breakup!
Chen: ...
Record 2:
Chen: What are you doing?
Chen: In a daze. What about you? (Success fell into his trap)
CHAN: Ha, I'm writing a column called Bee! That's what you want to tell me! )
Chen: Good luck with your column! Goodbye!
Besides showing off and satirizing others, tea is also first-class in swearing. He not only cursed me, but also dared to curse silence ... you deserve it! One day, his computer broke down and he spat at me in a short message. In fact, I wanted to humiliate him at first, but I was too kind to know that an otaku can't live without a computer, so I comforted him. Who knows, my MP3 player fell out of bed as soon as the text message was sent out! Oh! Don't! My favorite Samsung Yeep! No way! When I climbed out of bed and picked it up, I found that the screen had cracked ... 5555555, he must be scolding me! I am holding a cracked MP3 in one hand and sending a short message in the other: My MP3 screen is cracked! Are you satisfied? And he came back quickly and calmly, three words: satisfaction.
Now I finally reveal the true face of the cicada and feel extremely happy. Hey, hey, hey, I'm glad to see you finished.
The most evil informer in the fourth grade: Cicada.
There is an author named g, who is very evil. His hobby is collecting all kinds of criticisms of CA authors on the Internet. When he sees any author, he will take a screenshot or copy it and send it to him or her. I once suspected that this was the source of the dark side of human nature in his article.
When I first appeared in the novel, I received the address of Baidu Post Bar or the forum link he copied from time to time. After opening the address or link, I saw some readers' warm and beautiful comments on me:
"Ye Chan is really ugly, old and fat. I hope he is eliminated! "
"Stop Ye Ye's" When We Mix in Shanghai "serial! I hate him! I never read those pages! "
"I hope Ye Chan disappears. When I saw his face, I felt sick and dizzy. I feel uncomfortable when I see his handwriting and paintings. From the heart. "
Wait, some even angered the landlord and his vest.
Later, my mood was just like that written in the lyrics of Wang Leehom's "I have no reason to talk to you at all". I deeply understand the truth that "you can't walk by the river without wet shoes", and I know that it is of course a good thing for someone to discuss it. It may be that these little girls have recently been robbed of their goodwill towards the author, which led them to make such extreme and completely opposite remarks. I won't explain anything anymore.
Recently, the author surnamed G sent me several addresses, and the little girl in them gave me a very bad evaluation, and I couldn't wait to rush into my house and burn it. I often feel that I sit at home and do nothing every day, quietly drawing and writing, but it is a wonderful thing that all kinds of people will hate me.
Today, the author surnamed G sent me another address. After reading it, I replied: Well, I'm going to cook now.
Afterwards, I said to the author of XX: "The author named G knows that I am unhappy and sends it to me every time."
The author of XX said: "He is always like this, and even likes to send his own to the group for appreciation."
Then I suddenly realized that he was an evil person, and he might be excited to wait for my response after sending it to me. The more excited my reaction is, the higher he is!
The most evil person is you! Guo Xiaosi!
Xiao Ye's most paranoid informant: Losebinne
I think the boss's assistants are so tough that I have to admire them. Of course, the first thing to worship is Xiao Ye ... Xiao Ye is the ace assistant! The best in the world, no one can match! Its main performance is paranoia!
In fact, paranoia can be manifested as obsessive-compulsive disorder at work. The boss has a serious obsessive-compulsive disorder at work, but I think Xiao Ye's obsessive-compulsive disorder is more serious than the boss. ...
Xiao Ye's obsessive-compulsive disorder is reflected in that she will execute the task immediately after receiving it, and confirm it immediately after execution. The scope of confirmation is also very detailed, and she will stop until you know, you confirm with her. (...) I changed my ticket to carefree without complaint (...). The boss also wrote about it. ...
Event one, I remember the TN live game at that time. After a busy day every day, we had a meeting until 3 o'clock (and then from 7 o'clock in the morning = _ =), and all the players fell asleep. The "night party" was originally prepared for the details of the next day, but it was decided very late because of an event change. Then after 3 o'clock, everyone was ready to wash and sleep. At this time, knock knock, Xiao Ye, rushed over to confirm the details of tomorrow's changes with A Liang ... and the next morning, I deliberately got up early to use the bathroom first, while people in other rooms were still sleeping. At this time, Xiao Ye, who had been completely packed, appeared again and knocked at the door to confirm, "When you get to X, I'll go first." Then the wind and fire left ... I couldn't help but pay attention to: "Steel Woman Warrior ..."
Event two, because the boss often comes to Beijing on business and decides to settle in a small home, he has the idea of buying a house. So Xiao Ye asked me what real estate I had in Beijing ... (but I didn't know anything about it ...) A week later, my boss came to Beijing on business, and after dinner they were going to see the house. At this time, Xiao Ye took out a thick stack of handwritten documents, recording the detailed information of real estate in Beijing (...), and the boss turned his head and said proudly, "I do the same every time I buy a house ..."
Xiao Ye! You are the king of assistants! You are the assistant god! Your paranoia makes me a Virgo sigh. ...
The most exposed person during Max's silence: Xiao Si.
Originally, I thought I knew the silent period of girls every month, but when I faced the scars, I was confused again. Every time our conversation begins, it is my cheerful "beauty mark!" Let's go to Hangzhou at the weekend! I tell you, the place where Xiaogang Feng filmed If You Are the One is so beautiful! "or" big face! Let's go shopping for clothes at the weekend! Hang Lung is keen on discounts! "... and every time this conversation, I will be immediately doused by the same response. "No, I'm silent today. I'm lying at home ..." For the first time, I felt sorry for her. The second time, I felt very strange. When I heard this answer three times a month, I felt sorry for her-"what a poor girl, she is in her twenties, and she is still so abnormal during the silent period." ……
And the silence of American standard is not normal, and it is extremely intense! ! For twenty days every month (……), you can feel her pale and terrible. Moreover, she has become able to walk with the wind, and she will never take a step unless she has to ... Fortunately, it has been better in recent years. (... how familiar are we with this tone? When we were on the island before, whenever her silent period came, she began to drink her extremely abnormal Chinese medicine for treating physical pain, and of course, forced me to drink it. After drinking, my head doesn't hurt, my legs don't feel sore, and I can go upstairs and jump on the roof in one breath ... I heard Liang say that when it's serious, she will vomit with the toilet in her arms ... I'm confused here again. Can silence still spit from above? Shouldn't it be muted from below ...
Anyway, Mark is the strangest woman, and Koairy is silent.
The last person in the fourth grade who wants to expose loneliness: scar
This topic makes Xiaoxi have YY. He was very much looking forward to seeing what I wrote and turned to me several times to hint. So when I didn't write anything except one topic, Xiaoxi blew herself up in front of me. "He is a man who thinks about YY" ... (Xiaoxi:-)
Actually, what I want to say is very reasonable.
The QQ of the person who doesn't want to be lonely is always open 24 hours, especially in the middle of the night. Everything on the QQ bar is silent, but his QQ is still online. Sometimes he is writing a manuscript. After writing a paragraph, he can't help but share it with others, talk about his own experience, and then continue to write, and then send another paragraph after writing. In this way, it was not until all the articles were finished that someone unconsciously accompanied him through the long night of writing.
I will always hear from him when I open QQ in the morning. Sometimes the message time is 3 o'clock in the middle of the night, sometimes it is 6 o'clock in the morning, and the time and content are very erratic. Once I woke up from a nightmare in the middle of the night and didn't want to go back to sleep, so I turned on the computer and settled down. As a result, I received his message as soon as I got off QQ (I met a live broadcast), so I replied "OK" and he called: "What are you doing here?" It's so scary, haha, chatting ... "
Sometimes in the evening-usually when washing and sleeping-he suggests "going out for hot pot?" When I said, "I've already eaten, and I'm ready for bed," he said, "How about roast oysters?" So I got out of my body, got up, got dressed, put on my scarf and went out. There are no more pedestrians in the street. The wind in winter hurts my heels. From time to time, I want to warm my heels with my palm.
He doesn't like being alone, especially on weekends. From calling me and saying "shopping" to staying at his house, he said "I might as well play badminton", and finally "I can play table tennis" or "find a place to eat", or "go to the movies" or "get a haircut", or "watch movies at home", and choose what movies to watch.
And I am a person who once yearned for "Emei Mountain Cleaning", considered how to be invisible, and always wanted to say "Don't push me" (don't ask why). The so-called extremes meet, so he is more and more unwilling to be lonely in my eyes.
Ah, Boring Four, you are the last lonely person. ...
Xiaoqing's modeling is the strangest informer: A Liang.
Have you ever seen anyone who wears a wig to work every day? Have you ever seen a race that can be a Korean white-collar worker, a Japanese geisha, an American uncle and a third Indian? Only Xiaoqing can do it in the whole Echo!
Xiaoqing looks strange because there are too many shapes. Today, I saw her wearing a big flower headband and a small suit dressed as a fashionable beauty. The next day, she wrapped herself in an S-shape with an Indian sari and posed various elegant shapes for everyone to take photos and PS. A few days later, he put on Uncle Sam's letter T-shirt and pink wide-leg pants and called me at the elevator entrance, which made me think that it was Uncle Hippie who accosted me ... Besides, she was wearing traditional Japanese women's clothes with Gothic vests, high boots, bathrobes and kimonos. Please imagine the image of her dressed as a queen and called "grandpa four ~" ... it's so uncoordinated! Sorry)
Moreover, the most important thing is that we will never see where Xiaoqing's hair is. She bought all kinds of wigs through the internet. There are several kinds of wigs, elegant, wild, messy, flat bangs and oblique bangs ... Can you imagine that under this illusion, Mei Qing has been wearing an explosive head similar to black hip, a pop singer? OMG .
Xiaoqing, although Julia's semi-nude dress is cute and Kim's dress is knocked down, your strength is really too strong! This is an overwhelming advantage. You are the muse in the eyes of our Gif workers and an inexhaustible source of material. The winner of the weirdest look is you!
Jin's most indulgent informer: Xiaoqing
Everyone has desires, and Echo's masters abound, such as Grandpa Four's famous brand control, Mark Zi's food control, Amim's dessert control, and A Liang's lace control ... But in fact, shy Jin can skillfully manipulate desires, and desires are worse than silence in front of him.
The simplest thing is about appetite. Every day at lunch, when hamburgers, chicken wings and French fries keep flashing in the group, Mr. Jin always adds "I want a corn" at the end of the menu. Look at your small waist and thin legs. Didn't you see that amim only looked at your lower body when he asked you something? ! (amim: I can't envy you, you mind! When everyone wants burdock rice flour+meatballs, you insist on lettuce rice flour+lettuce, and you keep saying that it is good for your skin. It turns out that Phoebe said that your skin feels rough and looks less delicate than before ... For a whole month, everyone who follows your example secretly added a few pounds to keep it alive (Amim: ...)
At the peak of your "indulgence", not even a quarter convinced you. Xiao Si: Fart music, I have enough eyes! I remember one day, before the departure of the oyster group, you who love oysters very much on weekdays emphasized that "today's group is only for H &；; M ",when the hot, juicy and tender oysters were served, I only listened to the sound of feasting, and some four couldn't bear to love more. Only when you sit gracefully, pick up the oolong tea and suck it slowly, will you be tempted to hand you one, "It's a pity to taste one, it's even more tasteless than the last one ~". Kim shook his head, and his trademark flush appeared: "I broke my mouth accidentally, and I want to get better soon." This seafood is not good ... "(Everyone: shady, who is so heavy ...)" This baked vegetable is good. " One of the four people pushed the dish to you and said that the rest of them chewed it curiously. "Spicy ... will affect healing, so you can eat it ~" Then you took a sip of tea silently. ...
Kim, you are definitely not an ordinary person! ! ! I think highly of you ~ ~ ~ In the eyes of all of us, you are a master of "indulgence" ~ ~ Maybe after a hundred years, you will be able to excrete Koai's relics …