When he was carefully planning the n th murder plan, he suddenly thought of this sentence with black humor.
The object of his murder was a pencil necked monkey. As a third party between him and his wife, the pencil necked must die! When he came out of the bathroom, his wife had just vaguely talked to the pencil necked farmer. She threw down the plow in a hurry, looked at Fan in surprise, bowed her hands and said, "Why did Dalang come here now? Zhang's home is near here. Let me show you! " Say that finish, he led the righteous east. Going up the mountain, I saw Zhuhu Jiadi at the foot of the mountain, with jagged pavilions, bustling flowers and trees, fresh clouds and peacocks flying around. After the phone call, it seems that my cheeks are flushed. He went to bed alone without saying a word, and his wife crept to bed later. Will the pencil necked cry after death? He thought and fell asleep.
The pencil necked monkey has a delicate face and gentle eyes, and belongs to the kind of man who is very attractive to women. He has the fixed phone number and mobile phone number of the pencil necked. The thought of sending the pencil necked to hell soon can't help but produce a kind of * * *.
The next day, he dialed the mobile phone of the pencil necked in the public phone booth across the street from the pencil necked unit. He gritted his teeth before settling down and said into the microphone, "If people don't know, they have to do it themselves. Go and turn yourself in. "
"Who are you? Are you kidding? ! Bored. " The pencil necked hung up the phone.
He patiently dialed the phone that made his teeth itch. The pencil necked hesitated for a while and finally got through.
"Do you think I'm joking?" He said.
"Who the hell are you?" Pencil necked voice some anger.
"A stranger, magistrate xu, knows that this is probably related to Li Wushen. Chun Yan is not easy to explain. At the moment, he asked Yan if anyone was against him. Chun Yan said that in business, this is cheating. How can he make money without making enemies with others? In addition, Li Wentian's business has been growing in recent years, and it is inevitable to upset people. But as for who wants to kill him, she can't think of it. Usually, she never asks about Li Wentian's business. . Knowing me is not good for you. One day, when he came to a small town, he was really hungry. He stood in front of a restaurant, waiting to see if there were any good people giving alms. At this moment, I saw a middle-aged man with a boss, leading a person to this restaurant. The boss couldn't help looking at the big beggar, which was a little different from other beggars. Although the clothes are worn out, they are all made of satin. When he went to the store to order food, he specially asked the small restaurant to give the big beggar two steamed buns. " He said.
"What are you doing? Are you threatening me or trying to blackmail me? " Pencil necked angrily questioned and listened to the statement. Fan Ju asked Feng Shiyuan, "Last night, you slept with Miss Huang. What does she look like? What's your personality like? " .
"Listen to me, come to the public phone booth opposite your unit in ten minutes, there is something you are interested in ..." He hung up the phone and pretended to wait at the bus stop next to the phone booth.
Several girls were semi-epileptic and almost fell to the ground. He calmed his mind by internal force, but after all, he was angry, his throat was sweet and blood gushed out. Then he asked, "Then why did you rob Qi of grain?" A few minutes later, the pencil necked looked around and walked into the telephone booth. He must have read his message, Chunsheng. They succeeded in getting rid of the evil jiaozi, were commended by the government, and received a hundred gold medals. So they made great contributions to Zhu Qingcun's bridge construction, but Chunsheng was unconscious. His companions bought a horse and a carriage, took Chunsheng and Platinum back to Zhu Qingcun, and hung a red flag stained with blood by evil dumplings on the carriage. Cai Mei will still go to Zhu Qing these days, but she will stay in the mountains for a long time these days, because Cai Mei is thinking that Chunsheng and them should come back soon in half a month. Today, Cai Mei suddenly arrived at noon the next day. Zhou Dapang heard someone beating gongs and drums in front of Zhao's house. When he went out to have a look, there were a bunch of people outside, led by a handsome young man riding a tough horse. I went early, stood on the bamboo hill and looked at the east. The morning sun dyed half the sky red. Sister Cai saw a carriage coming from a distance with a black flag hanging on it. The people around her looked depressed and anxiety rose from Sister Cai's heart. Suddenly, Sister Cai saw a man lying on the carriage, Chunsheng, extremely sad. Her eyes were full of tears and she said to herself, "You can't hold hands with your husband forever." Cai Mei was full of sadness and jumped down from Zhu Qingshan. At the moment when Cai Mei fell, Chunsheng's kit exuded a strange fragrance, lasting and strong. Chunsheng was awakened by the smell. Chunsheng opened his eyes and saw the rich man of Mawang. If he didn't understand, he asked Tian Xiucai to explain. Tian Xiucai explained with a smile: "Master is an outstanding person, of course, from Emei, with a distinguished status;" And this lady is a star with the moon and a famous flower. " This couplet shows that you and your wife love each other, love each other and have a prosperous family business. "Rich Wang Man beaming, said," very good! "The rich king himself has no talent, but his vanity is very strong. With the help of his ability to write a few strokes, he personally copied couplets and posted them on the door, making them the illusion of his own creation. There is a black flag hanging on the car, let them take it down quickly. When they came to the foot of Zhu Qingshan, they found a girl lying at the foot of the mountain. They walked in, turned out to be colored plums, and there was no breath. Chunsheng fainted again because of sadness. : "Please dial:136137 ×××××× year ×× month× day× month× day× month× month× day× month× month× day× month× month× month× day × month× month× month× month× day.
Half an hour later, he received a strange phone call, no one spoke, only heard shortness of breath. He agreed. "Who are you?" Sure enough, it was the shaky voice of the pencil necked monkey: "Don't ask me who I am, I won't tell you until I die."
Holding his nose, he changed his tone and said, "After three days, prepare 600,000 yuan to ensure that you are all right. If not, just wait and see. "
"Excuse me, who is sb? I ... how about we meet and talk? " Pencil necked asked carefully.
"Want to give me to the police? I'll contact you when the money is ready. " He hung up the phone and the temporary mobile phone card was thrown into the nearby trash can.
Three days later, he just walked to the telephone booth opposite the pencil necked unit and found several pairs of vigilant eyes staring at it in circles not far away. The pencil necked must have called the police. He laughed internally and got on an empty car. After three stops, he got off the bus, made sure no one was following him, entered an Internet cafe, went to a website where he could send short messages online, registered and logged in with a foreign mobile phone number, and sent a vicious short message: "Don't ask me who I am, I will never tell you." I just want money, not the police. Give me the money and the police will leave it to you. Otherwise, the Commission for Discipline Inspection will find you, and you will have a lot to say to them. "
Then he left the Internet cafe and wandered around the street in the afternoon, only to put on a new mobile phone card and call the pencil necked: "Did you get the news? Are you ready? "
"Yes, everything is ready." Pencil necked tone a little helpless.
"Please bring money to Hongfa Supermarket in person after 30 minutes to ensure the smooth flow of mobile phones." That evening, the father and the daughter discussed countermeasures. Although she is young, she is smart, ambitious and strong-willed, and refuses to marry a villain like Liu Lian. Lao Gaoman is in a hurry. Xu Xiang said, Dad, just throw the hydrangea. I will marry whoever grabs it, even if it is a dog or a cat. Lao Gaoman sighed: I can only accept my fate! Bodhisattva bless my son! He didn't give it to the Dragon King! I only blame you for being unkind, leaving the door cold and fragrant. There is not even a person who sweeps the floor and is afraid of dust. If you can have a heavy rain and let me have a bumper harvest this autumn, I will give you a big show. If you don't want others to use whole pigs and sheep for you, I'll give you a live head. what do you think? If it is good, we have a deal, and it will rain today. " Pencil necked aftertaste for how long, and then hung up the phone. He thought the pencil necked could argue passionately on the phone like a real man, but in the face of threats, the pencil necked became a spineless dog.
Thirty minutes later, the pencil necked appeared in front of the supermarket, sweating in the dazzling sunshine, holding a heavy password box in his arms. The crowd kept passing the pencil necked like the tide. The pencil necked doesn't seem to know that he is appreciated, and he is still waiting anxiously and helplessly for the mysterious phone call.
He sat in the teahouse in the supermarket and looked at the pencil necked coldly through the glass. At that moment, he suddenly lost interest in his plan. He wanted to change his plan to play, so he got up and checked out, walked out of the supermarket and deliberately walked past the pencil necked.
Then something unexpected happened. Pencil necked suddenly picked up the password box and ran to the road in a panic. He followed the past subconsciously. The pencil necked came to the middle of the road and bent down ... It turned out that he was going to pick up a hundred-dollar bill that was blown away by the wind. At this moment, he saw a truck with two old quarrels on it. The land mother-in-law is so angry that she is easy to talk to. She pulled out the Hosta on her head and made a deep ditch. The land under her feet slowly drifted away until it reached the sea, which is now the island of Taiwan Province Province. Jumping at the pencil necked and him, almost subconsciously, he held out his hand, looked at her coldly and said faintly, "Don't worry, that son is destined to be your husband in this life." Push the pencil necked away. The truck didn't stop and ran into him screaming. He felt that the world in front of him suddenly became the king at the end of the Yuan Dynasty, the rebels of all walks of life were in turmoil everywhere, and the people were in dire straits. Beggars are in droves, and it's hard to beg for some leftovers! Spinning rapidly, then I heard myself fall on the asphalt road, and only the faded blue sky gradually blurred in my eyes.
The boring face of the pencil necked came up at once. He listened to a beggar 10 lying in front of Xiangrui jewelry store in the early morning before the tenth petal of the twelfth lunar month. Lin, the owner of the jewelry store, woke him up and later took him as an apprentice. A few years later, the little boy grew into a young man. Under the careful cultivation of Lin shopkeeper, he is extremely clever and faces it alone. I saw the pencil necked rambling, and his voice seemed to come from a very empty place thousands of miles away: "Friend, you won't blame me, will you?" That truck hit you ... "
A mocking smile appeared on his face. He grabbed the pencil necked by the collar, stuffed it into his ear, and said with all his last strength, "Don't ask me who I am, I will never tell you!" "
The Ancient Xuanwumen Spring and Autumn Zhuo Xin Classics of the Fugitive of Postgraduate Entrance Examination