My wife and I come from the same village. We were childhood friends. Although we separated after school, we kept in touch all the time, and they were from the same village. We often saw each other during the New Year.
Until the family organized a blind date, we met again. We all said it was fate, and then we got married, because we knew each other well since childhood.
After getting married, I once went to Shanghai on business for half a month. I really want to find her because we have been apart for too long. So as soon as the business trip was over, I hurried home. At that time, in order to give her a surprise, I didn't tell her when I would get home, only an approximate date.
When I get home in a hurry and take off my clothes in a hurry, I want to go straight to my room. Suddenly, a group of people rushed out of my room to say happy birthday, and I remembered that today is my birthday. I quickly ran to the toilet with my clothes in my arms, and I was dying.
Once I took the subway, there was a little girl around me, about fifteen years old, who exuded the breath of youth. She is wearing a short skirt. I don't know if she's wearing safety pants in there. I think she does. I was sitting in my seat with my head down playing with my mobile phone. The phone was put very low, and the little girl turned her back on me. Because the light of the mobile phone is dim, others can't see what I'm playing (I'm just reading a novel), and then I can't help laughing when I see some funny plots. Suddenly a woman patted the little girl on the shoulder in front of her and said I was patting her! The little girl's expression is particularly funny, and her consternation is mixed with panic. I guess I didn't expect someone to do such a sick thing to her.
People on the subway looked at us with great interest, as if they didn't care too much.
At that time, that woman asked me to delete the photo. The little girl next to me was very angry and asked me to apologize and delete the photo. I didn't take any pictures at all, and I was very angry. I have been wronged by others for no reason, and no one will be indifferent. I told them I didn't take any pictures at all, and they wouldn't believe me. They had to check my mobile phone. My mobile phone photo album is full of rough pictures, which I regard as a treasure and can't let them look at it at will! ? Well, it's actually because it's so embarrassing. I turned down their unreasonable demands on the spot. Passers-by on the subway also felt wronged for the little girl and insulted me as a perverted "subway pervert". Although the curse is not particularly ugly, it is also merciless. I was so angry that I took out my mobile phone and checked it for the little girl, so that she could see clearly and see if I was taking pictures. Finally, they searched my mobile phone photo album and even searched my network disk. Knowing that she had been misunderstood, the little girl was ashamed. I still remember the scene where the little girl and the girl who "upheld justice" apologized to me. The little girl blushed when she apologized, and the just woman was ashamed when she apologized, but not as exaggerated as the little girl. They both kept their heads down all the way, probably because they were too shy. Wow! At that time, it felt like a skyrocketing. You don't know that feeling. You can't feel it. I pardoned their crimes like an emperor. The upright woman invited me to dinner as compensation. I also refused. I don't want to have anything to do with them anymore.
Those were just passers-by on the subway and didn't say anything. I scanned the audience. No one in the whole subway dared to look at me. Well, in fact, people in the car stole a glance at me from time to time along the way, and there was a lot of discussion. I am a thin-skinned person, I got off the station without saying a word, and I didn't say a word all the way to the next station. It's really embarrassing. There's nothing to be embarrassed about now. After all, others misunderstood me, but it was embarrassing and puzzling.
I talked with the girls nearby for three days and thought it was time to win.
I sent her a message: "Let's drink milk tea, which is very rich."
The girl will be late: "Brother Lin Bu, don't spend so much money. Let's eat oily tofu and I'll pick you up. "
I hesitate, but I should be able to control it. So, "Come on!"
After buying tofu, my chest consciously approached her, and my plan was to be implemented: I would get grease on my clothes.
When I handed the tofu to my mouth, my hand shook inadvertently and a few drops of oil splashed on my clothes.
I thought, great! Take my agent's wet tissue out of his pocket and prepare for the live demonstration. Finally, she will excitedly hold this package of wet tissues and sincerely say, "Whoops, I want to be your agent!" " "
When I was about to start work with a piece of paper, a tofu juice spilled over and the girl took a bite. Our clothes were each stained with several large pieces of tofu juice.
"Finished, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, how did this happen. I can't erase it. " The girl robbed my baby wipes and wiped it at random.
I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not, "Ah, this is what a fairy can do."
The girl dragged me to open the trunk of her car, and I shouted, "You sell laundry detergent!" " "
Girl: "I tell you, I don't eat tofu twice at a time." With this detergent, any stains can be washed away. "
"Really?" I excitedly picked up her laundry detergent and looked at her sincerely.
The girl patted me on the shoulder: "Xiao Lin, don't worry, just follow me as an agent."
This is an awkward scene of ankles and toes.
2. I knocked over my girlfriend's crystal bag excitedly: "Song Qing, stop eating. The left eyelid keeps jumping, and the left eye jumps for money. The days when you eat steamed bread and I eat crystal are over. "
Girlfriend: "Lin Bu, calm down. How long have you been dancing? Do you know what this means? "
I am very proud: "after a while, it means that if you force me to eat crystal stuffing again, I will give you money to hit you on the head."
Girlfriend: "It means that your eye muscles are stimulated for a long time, which leads to muscle tremor."
I am even more excited: "Great! This means that wealth is surging like a flood and can't be stopped. I'll see if your muscles quiver when you count money. "
Girlfriend: "This shows that your facial muscles are spasmodic. When you go to the hospital to count money, I will see if your muscles are shaking. "
I slowly picked up the crystal bag under my feet, and now it is so nutritious.
Inviting two business backbones to eat and drink is the most embarrassing thing I have ever encountered in my life.
Huang Xiao and Xiao Li are technical experts in our unit, and I especially like them. One weekend, I specially invited them to dinner and drink, and also invited some friends who drank to accompany me.
I arrived first with some drinkers and reserved two seats for Huang Xiao and Xiao Li. They refused to sit together all the time. I smiled and said, make yourself at home, don't care so much, we are all friends. Just sit around for dinner and wine.
The two were forced to sit together, but they were silent, ignoring each other and not toasting each other. I thought they had any contradictions, so I wanted to take the opportunity to coordinate and hold a glass and say that we are all colleagues in the same unit. If there is a gap, make it clear. Be a man, be generous and have a drink to solve the problem.
They glared at me, and out of my kindness, they picked up their glasses and drank them off, saying nothing more. I was bored, so I had to talk and laugh with other friends, boxing and drinking.
At this moment, a friend took me aside and said that Xiao Huang's wife was Xiao Li's ex-wife, and Xiao Li's wife was Xiao Huang's ex-wife. They have a lot of grievances. You invite them together and arrange to sit together for dinner and drinking. Do you think they can be happy?
To tell you the truth, I didn't mean to. I really didn't know they had this wonderful situation. I wanted to explain it to my face, but I really didn't know how to say it, so I had to pretend to be rude and end it hastily.
This thing really embarrassed me. I'm Nong Liang, from my home, for reference only.
I remember that time, because of work needs, I went to the freezing northeast for a month on business in winter. I finally got home, and I didn't relax for a long time, so I called some buddies to go to the hot spring. Because I haven't washed regularly for a long time, there is a lot of ash. I said to Uncle Rubbing, "Uncle Rubbing, I haven't rubbed it for a long time. There's a lot of ashes. Thank you. "
Uncle smiled and said, "Nothing, I have bathed for so many years and haven't seen much ash."
Ten minutes later, the uncle said, "Young man, you have gone too far, disciple. Bring my steel ball and do a big job today. " Finally, those buddies made fun of me for nothing!
Tell me a true experience. At the age of 28, I accompanied a 32-year-old girl on a blind date, but the blind date man took a fancy to me. A good marriage broke down like this.
The story goes like this: I am the material clerk of the investor (state-owned enterprise), and we have eleven construction units under our command. There are four companies in our company, and the installation office is one of them. Its picker is a 32-year-old unmarried woman.
This woman is not ugly, but she can't dress up. In addition, her mother got sick a few years ago and took time off to take care of her, which delayed her marriage.
At that time, people who made materials were all flashy, but she was as simple as a small flower in the mountains, even though she grew up in the city.
As a colleague, everyone in Corey pities her behind her back.
Brother Wang, the buyer, is warm-hearted He thought about it for a long time and told me that there was a buyer in Beihutou, with a good family and no object at the age of 30. He wants to introduce the picker.
Brother Wang thinks that a simple woman is the most beautiful and suitable for being a friend and wife when she is filial to her parents. So, I'll ask the inspector for advice.
At first, the consignee disagreed. She felt that she was two years older than her and declined.
But brother Wang was determined to win and mobilized her to meet and visit Jingbo Lake. Although it's not far from the lake area, the person who picked up the materials hasn't been there, so I was a little tempted, and then Wang Ge took me to accompany her.
Brother Tianwang borrowed a jeep from somewhere. He drove us two women on a blind date.
On arriving at the scenic spot, Wang Ge first introduced me as a colleague and accompanied the girls on blind date.
During the dinner, the blind date man peeked at me from time to time. I'm not surprised. Because it is material work, there are many contacts, and people often like to watch it.
In marriage, the matchmaker is just a thread. The key is that two people need to find feelings and communicate. We all think blind date is a success. Before leaving, the blind date man expressed the hope that we would go often. He is waiting by the lake.
I left the unit in Beihutou with a cavity of excitement. I am looking forward to their good news and their wedding reception.
Half a month later, I asked Wang Ge if they succeeded. Wang Ge shook his head and said nothing.
I soon forgot it. One day, I found someone talking on my way home. Although I can't hear clearly, I can feel that someone is speaking ill of me.
After a long time, it seems that everyone is talking, with contemptuous eyes. Feeling uncomfortable, being pointed at for no reason. I was too timid to ask. The more so, the more vivid others speak.
One day, an aunt in her fifties angrily pointed at my nose and scolded, "Why are you so shameless?" The children are in preschool and pretend to be pure to spoil the blind date! "
"Who have I offended?" I'm confused.
"The boy at Beihutou said you wouldn't marry!"
I, after much thought, made a match with someone else, and finally there was no news. That's what happened.
It was embarrassing, even if there were ten mouths, I couldn't tell. I feel particularly wronged. Who did I piss off?
Looking at the angry eyes of a group of old ladies, I was defeated and even had no reason to cry.
This is my most embarrassing thing. I have been hiding it in my heart for so many years, and I can't say it clearly.
In the first grade of primary school, a classmate's father was a doctor, and that classmate stole a lot of condoms from home. When I first saw it, I thought it was a balloon. So everyone blew a big one. It's strange that balloons also have nipples.
Second grade, fighting with classmates. The teacher punished me for boiling water for him. So I always wanted to make firewood, and the teacher asked me if the water was boiling. I said no. In fact, I don't know what water looks like when it boils. Until the teacher couldn't help it, I opened the lid and looked, haha. Almost done!
It's my turn to be on duty in the third grade of primary school. My deskmate and I went to the river to fetch water. At noon in summer, the river is very hot, so they simply take off their clothes and play with water. I don't know which guawazi hid his clothes and finally went home wearing leaves. The teacher asked the students to look for clothes instead of people. Thought we were heroes!
The first time I was so embarrassed was in high school.
When I was in high school, I was lucky enough to be the vice president. The headmaster's monitor was a girl (as we used to call it there).
It coincided with the hit of a military TV series (basically among boys), so the boys called me "class vice" half jokingly, and I happily agreed.
Before long, members of the class committee and the class teacher held a regular meeting to reflect the class situation. At the end of the report, the class teacher said, "Is there anything else to add?" I saw the monitor hesitate again and again, and finally got up the courage to say, "I think some male students in the class have different words and deeds." The class teacher also wondered: "Oh? Didn't you just say everything was fine? What's wrong? " The monitor pointed at me, lowered his head and blushed and said, "The boy called him the head teacher, but he still agreed. If he is a class teacher, then I am not a class teacher? "
After listening, even the teacher and other class committees rolled with laughter. I blushed with embarrassment, my ears were hot, and I was incoherent: "Uh-huh, oh, no, this, uh-huh, oh." . . "
Later, the class teacher used a high-sounding and acceptable reason at the class meeting, asking everyone not to call me class vice. However, the real reason soon spread like wildfire. My "head teacher" hat is really solid.
At the beginning of the year, I attended a classmate's wedding and sat at a table with this blushing little girl. The groom's official toasted around the table, watching us laugh until we burst into tears, holding the table and keeping back. If we have to tell this story to his wife, everyone will boo. After all, I am old and thick-skinned. Now I don't feel embarrassed when I'm booing. If you don't blush or jump, just laugh.
It should be cute to think about blushing at that time, haha.
What was your most embarrassing experience?
Let me talk about my own personal experience! I have been on a business trip once, and I think everyone can understand, because I have been out for a long time this time. Husband and wife will miss each other more when they are away for a long time, so they miss their daughter-in-law very much when they come back. When they got home, they picked up their daughter-in-law and went straight to the bedroom. They think it's romantic for their daughter-in-law, but there are people at home. It's really embarrassing for others to see us like this. You can think of that embarrassment! You said that someone at home didn't say hello in advance, and how embarrassed we were to be seen by others! I guess my daughter-in-law hasn't reacted yet.
So sometimes don't think you can do whatever you want in your own home. Maybe there's a third party. The most important thing is to communicate with your daughter-in-law in advance. Otherwise, how embarrassed you are to encounter such an embarrassing thing ... what you thought was a good thing. I didn't expect everyone to be embarrassed in the end.
What I said is just like the video below. I wanted to be romantic, but in the end I was embarrassed …
That was when I was in the fourth grade of primary school. One night my parents went out to play without me and locked me at home. I'm lonely, I'm bored and I'm crazy, so I play with myself in various ways.
When I was a child, the door at home was the kind of wooden door with an iron security door outside and a dozen centimeters behind. My parents locked the security door, but the wooden door was unlocked. At that time, I didn't know why there was a clean and jerk, so I opened the wooden door and stood behind the security door, and then closed it ... Yes, I closed the wooden door without a fucking key, and then I sandwiched myself between the two doors. Then I cried and screamed.