I have met many teachers like you.
4. Nongfu Spring, which takes a bottle of tap water from his home every day, still feels quite petty.
5, said that the old woman man is a man with two legs, short oil, it seems that your man is a toad with three legs.
6. What do you have to show off in an ostentatious manner except that I am not as shameless as you?
7. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.
8. Teacher, I want to have a super friendship with your mother.
9. You should know that you are not a teacher, but a teacher. Teachers can't compete with teachers-what's more, you are too speechless, so the service quality is very poor!
10, don't always live in Hibika, your house, you are horny, go find Wangcai next door.
1 1, teacher, a hateful guy like you: you can only play a piece of shit in a TV series, not as good as chewing gum spilled by a roadside dog.
12, do you think that if you say you are a virgin, I won't think you are a treated woman?
13. Are you qualified to talk about quality? Aren't you worried that your mouth will rot? What are the skills of calling a dog? You are good only if you really bite me.
14, watching you pretend to be weaker every day, watching your old mother immediately understand what is the life of a young lady's body.
15, when you meet a generous person, I will give you a brick and you will know what liver fibrosis is.
16, just like your eyes, the visibility is almost as wide as the ATM card slot of ATM bank.
17, don't do anything wrong and spill all the dirty water on yourself. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.
18, Hu, did you teach well?
19, teacher, why don't you practice sword? Or use a sword instead of practicing it.
20. Cow dung is cow dung after all, and it will not become sweet cake if steamed in a pot.
2 1, tired of walking, he sits here, the dog sits here, one side is high, and people who come over wonder: Whose twin is this?
22. The math teacher can charge six yuan for looking back six times.
23. A hateful guy like you: you can only play a piece of shit in a TV series, and it is not as good as chewing gum spilled by a dog on the roadside. Even a flower is more handsome than you 10 times. You have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth to find a girlfriend. If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.
24. Look at what you wear every day. Why don't you do something?
25. What underworld are you pretending to be? Oh, oh, so you are the neighborhood committee of African black refugees.
26, like a toilet lid, not afraid of flies? You watermelon taro, go back to your Japan. Don't show off in an ostentatious manner.
27. Do you think being a teacher is very strong? You are not Xiao Qiang. ...
28, teacher, you are very splash, very cheap, very cheap, very cheap.
29. The math teacher is very beautiful, with a hooked nose and a toad's mouth without arms and legs.
30. Your brain is full of baba, so everything you think has no direction like a fly.
3 1. Let bygones be bygones. I don't care about what happened before.
32. Can blowing NB drive economic construction? Can blowing NB promote career development? Can blowing NB lead * * * to a well-off society?
Seeing you is like seeing a small green vegetable in the market, 50 cents each.
34. I really want to talk to you about quality, but I can't stand you even if I endure shit and urine.
35, 99% of teachers have nothing good in class, and they can't teach well just to make up lessons and earn parents' hard-earned money. The salaries of hundreds of teachers are not low. They drive to and from work and receive gifts on holidays. Parents of students are used to being unreasonable, self-righteous and smelly. There is no relevant department in Laojiu.
36. You and I will always be just the relationship between consumers and service providers. I pay for your education. I am your customer, and the customer is always God!
37. Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.
38. Six out of ten people hate you, and six out of ten classmates hate you.
39. If you dare to mess with me, send your name and number to the cat-puff hodgepodge and let MOppER spray you to death.
40, and make me angry. Makes me really angry!
4 1, you said that if you don't wait for you to turn over, the salted fish will turn over, or it will be salted fish.
42. Why did you call your teacher? Is it because you are very old, or a lion in Hedong!
What happened today is hateful, but as far as what happened today is concerned, you are really hateful.
You are the biggest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?
45. How about my mother's nature paper? Is it much better than your pot cover?
Praise the math teacher
1, teacher, you are the designer of the grand blueprint of the motherland and are engaged in the most glorious cause. You are a candle that doesn't shed tears, and a spring silkworm that spins silk for itself! Teacher, you are a bright light in my life. Without your guidance, I can only continue to grope in the dark.
2. You are not an actor, but you attract our hungry eyes; You are not a singer, but let the clear spring of knowledge tinkle and sing charming songs; You are not a sculptor, but you are shaping the souls of groups of young people.
3, teacher, our sincere blessing, like the green on the old tree, is thick and dense, increasing with the years!
When we pick the harvest fruit, what you leave for yourself is the white hair on the temples dyed with chalk ash.
Some people say that teachers are like mountains, because mountains are lofty and revered. I also want to say that teachers are like the sea, because the sea is vast and immeasurable.
6. You are engineers of the human soul, you are engaged in the most glorious cause under the sun, and you are the ladder of social civilization and progress. Endless kindness, always remember. On this day that belongs to the teacher, I deeply bless you!
7. All my thoughts are mixed with endless gratitude and admiration. May your festival be full of light and peace!
8. Teacher, you are the designer of the grand blueprint of the motherland and are engaged in the most glorious cause. You are a candle that doesn't shed tears, and a spring silkworm that spins silk for itself! Teacher, you are a bright light in my life. Without your guidance, I can only continue to grope in the dark.
9. Burn yourself without hesitation, releasing all the heat, all the light and all the energy. Teacher, you are like a red candle, loved and admired!
10, I want to look into your eyes again, listen to your lecture again, and hold your hand again.
1 1, addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, not your dedication! Poetry and songs can't stop praising you! You water our ideal flowers with the nectar of knowledge; You moistened the beautiful fruit of our feelings with clear springs.
12, in the eyes of students, you are "the true seed, the messenger of goodness and the banner of beauty".
13, we moved from naivety to maturity, from ignorance to civilization. We are your dear teachers, and you have lit up my way forward with the torch of life!
14, you are a charcoal fire in winter, a stepping stone in the shade in summer, and a beacon light in the foggy sea. Teacher, you set an example, educate people well, and be a ladder, which is unforgettable!
15, you are a gardener, adding beauty to the mountains and rivers of the motherland; You are like a spring rain, nourishing peaches and plums, and the land of China is full of fragrance.
16, in the sea of life, teacher, you are like a high beacon light, standing on the vast sea, guiding our forward voyage forever!
Graduation message from the math teacher
The following is the graduation message compiled by the math teacher.
It may not be appropriate to describe Mr. Yuan's current mood with the phrase "how many past events seem like yesterday", because this is a sentence in a somewhat sad song, and now you are embarking on a new journey, a journey to continue writing about yourself and create your own future. Teachers should be happy for you! But Mr. Yuan is really upset now. On the day you filmed graduation photo, I thought my daughter was getting married. I feel a little sour. I can't help but cut your collar and red scarf. I always thought this was the children's first graduation photo, and I wanted to take a beautiful picture. I feel even worse when I write this graduation speech today. My children really want to leave me for a long trip. This is my first batch of students. I have taken care of them for three years. In my heart, you are my child, even closer than my own daughter, because my daughter is only over four years old, and I spend less than a quarter of my waking time with her, so I really hate to part with you.
I'm glad that we spent three wonderful years together. We have gone through ups and downs together, tasted ups and downs together, and cultivated and harvested together. When I leave, I just hope my classmates can remember that no matter where you fly in the future, this will always be your home, and all the teachers and I will always be your parents. Maybe life can't always be smooth sailing, but when you encounter difficulties and setbacks, the teacher is still your strong backing; When you get grades and achievements, teachers will still silently bless you and cheer for you!
At this parting moment, apart from memories and nostalgia, as a teacher now and a friend in the future, I still have some exhortations, which are only used as a reference for graduation messages and future study and life. After several years of hard work, students have achieved different results and obtained different levels of learning opportunities. In either case, there is no distinction between high and low, and you are unique in the eyes of teachers. As long as you persist in studying hard, you have a chance to succeed. Therefore, after graduation, we should face the unfinished road bravely. You are on the same starting line again. Don't stop. I sincerely hope that you can work hard regardless of the hardships of study and struggle, and believe that success is not far away.
Even though I hate to part with you, all good things must come to an end. I want to bless my 8 1 children, and hope that on the day when we really want to part, I can say goodbye with a smile! Finally, I sincerely wish every student greater honor and a healthy, happy and happy life in the future!
Thank the math teacher's words _ thank the instructor's words.
Thanks for the math teacher's words.
1, I wish the teacher a sunny smile and a healthy body every day. You are a miracle worker, and you raised us. We are deeply grateful to you!
In this special festival, we want to say to you: Teacher, you have worked hard. I wish teachers can face life with joy and face exams with laughter!
3. May the world be as bright as the sun!
A festival, though not in spring, is full of spring. Teacher, your festival is the most beautiful. On this day, all the flowers in the garden bloom for you!
There is a feeling in the world, which transcends family and friendship. That is the teacher's meticulous care for us and his careful teaching. I sincerely wish the teacher all the best, always healthy and always happy!
6. You are a charcoal fire in winter, a shade umbrella in summer, a stepping stone to turbulence, and a beacon lamp teacher in a foggy sea. You set an example, educate people well, and be a ladder, which is unforgettable!
7. You are not an actor, but you attract our hungry eyes; You are not a singer, but let the clear spring of knowledge tinkle and sing charming songs; You are not a sculptor, but you are shaping the souls of groups of young people. Teacher, how can I forget you!
8. With your simple faces and hard hands, tireless gardeners who cultivate the flowers of the motherland wish you a happy holiday in your season!
9. Teacher, if you are the beautiful sun in the sky, we are the lovely grass underground, and you have given us new life. You have been helping us and taking care of us day and night. You have worked hard!
10 teacher, you are a hard gardener, and you have cultivated our seeds, so that we can take root and grow sturdily! You are the architect of the future, work hard brick by brick! You are a lighted candle that illuminates us, but not yourself. Today, we sincerely thank you! Teacher, you have worked hard! I wish the teacher peaches and plums all over the world!
1 1. Teacher, you are like a candle, illuminating yourself and others. You are like a silkworm, spitting out all its moss. In order to let the younger generation get the golden key to climb the scientific peak, you have turned white and made great efforts. On the occasion of Teacher's Day, I wish you good health and all the best!
12 teacher, you have worked hard. Every time you are the first to go to school and the last to go home, you will be a teacher for one day and a father for life. I wish you more glory in education!
13, if I can fight the blue sky, it is you who gave me wings to fly; If I am a warrior who breaks the waves, you give me the power to make waves. If I am an immortal torch, you give me the light of youth!
14, the mountain is still moving and the water is still flowing. I am grateful to you and will always stay in my heart!
15, I can't express my gratitude to you in thousands of words. My wishes to you will never change for millions of years. Teacher, I wish you all the best!
Thanks to the instructor's words:
1, a lighthouse on the ocean of knowledge, a road marker on the road of life, and some people even call you an engineer of the soul.
2. Vacuum, firmness, modesty and simplicity. This is the song you taught me to sing, and this is the life path you guided me to take.
3, in the sea of life, teacher, you are like a high beacon light, standing on the vast sea, always guiding our forward voyage!
4. In the near future, whether I become a tall and straight poplar or a low grass, teacher, I will pay tribute to you with green life!
On the occasion of Teacher's Day this year, I recall Teacher Yang, who impressed me the most in my study and life.
6. There is a rainbow that doesn't appear after the rain or in the sky. It often appears in my heart, urging me to be an upright person and always caring for my mentor!
7. The value of fireflies is to shine on others with lights hanging from the back end; Your respect lies in always providing convenience for others.
8. Because of you, many students can become talents.
9. A bright lamp is lit in your eyes, through which the lost heart of the world remembers the angel.
10, a person who has been with children for many years, his heart will always be as fresh as a clear spring. A person who has worked selflessly, his image will always be fresh in the memory of others. A person who warms others with his heart will inevitably feel warm in his heart.
1 1. Perseverance can conquer any peak in the world. You used it to teach bad guys, but today I use it to control my life. Teacher, you have worked hard!
12, stepping on every corner of my heart and every inch of my heart is full of respect for you.
13. Who scattered the rain and dew all over the earth? Who feeds the seedlings hard? It's you, teacher, you are a great gardener! Look at the flowers blooming everywhere, which one is not as hard as you, and which one is not as smiling as you!
14. On the journey of life, you enriched my thoughts, developed my intelligence and lit the light of hope for me. Thank you teacher!
15, dear teacher, you are the beacon of our life, illuminating our way forward, you are the candle of our success, burning ourselves to make us complete.
16, you teach students in accordance with their aptitude and enlighten their minds. We congratulate you on your victory with excellent results!
17, you are like a candle. Although thin, it is hot and scattered, illuminating others and exhausting yourself. This selfless dedication is unforgettable. The language of your lectures is as sweet as a tinkling mountain spring, as cordial as a gurgling stream and as exciting as a rushing river.
18, your love is as warm as the sun, as warm as the spring breeze, and as sweet as the spring water. Your love is more severe than father's love, more delicate than maternal love, and purer than friendship. Your teacher's love is the greatest and cleanest in the world.
19, teacher, three years passed quietly. Maybe I give you a headache, maybe I worry you, maybe I make you comfortable, maybe I make you proud. Anyway, you will always be my beloved teacher. Maybe you are full of peaches and plums, maybe you don't remember me, but I will always remember your teachings.
20. Teacher, you are the ocean, I am the shell, and you gave me colorful colors. How can I thank you?
2 1, teacher, thank you for illuminating my life journey with your own light of life.
22. Teachers are kindling, igniting the fire in students' hearts; Teachers are stone steps, carrying students to climb steadily step by step.
23, spring rain, dyed the world green, but silently disappeared in the soil. Teacher, you are the spring rain that moistens our hearts, and we will always thank you.
24. Silkworm has never said anything to brag about in her life. The silver silk spit out is a ruler to measure the cost of life. Dear teacher, you have never praised it in front of others, but the blooming peaches and plums are your highest praise.