Kong Rong was a famous figure in the Eastern Han Dynasty and one of the seven sons of Jian 'an. Cao Pi appreciates his literary talent very much. Of course, he was killed for offending Cao Cao.
Mars, as the captain of Li Si, ranked first among the Eight Juns and was praised as a "world model". There is a long line of people who want to meet him and make friends with him. Because you can enjoy it in Mars, your reputation will rise soon. Kong Rong came to Luoyang with his father when he was young. He wants to see Mars.
The gatekeeper prevented him from entering.
Kong Rong, a young man, told the public that I am a relative of your husband, so he let the gatekeeper go.
At the party, Mars asked him about my relationship with you.
Then Kong Rong said, "Our ancestors and your ancestors had teachers, so they are related by blood.". Kong Rong is a descendant of Confucius, and Kong Rong said that Mars is a descendant of Laozi. Laozi and Confucius have the friendship of asking questions. Children at that time were amazing.
At this moment, Dr. Chen Yi, a Chinese medicine doctor who just came in from outside, heard everyone talking about young Kong Rong and said: It's time, but it's not necessarily good!
As a result, Kong Rong replied: "When I miss you, I will!" !
When this was said, Chen Wei either sat or stood. The other party is a child, and he provoked himself first. As a result, I was countered to have nothing to say, which is a disgrace. After this battle, Kong Wenju became famous.
God's mocking answer.
Liu Ling is the biggest alcoholic among the Seven Sages of Bamboo Forest. How good is Liu Ling?
Sitting in the car, holding wine, followed by servants, servants with shovels, he said I was drunk, so you buried me on the spot. When he is drunk, he likes to strip naked and run around the room. When someone saw this scene, they laughed at him for being uncultured and drunk.
Therefore, Liu Ling, heaven and earth are my house, and the house is my pants. What are you doing in my pants?
God's answer to the difficult problem
Liu Bei and Sun Quan had a fight, and finally they were burned into depression in Lu Xun's place, and soon they died of illness. After Liu Bei's death, Zhuge Liang was appointed as Yizhou Pastor, in charge of Shu Han. At this time, Sun Quan sent Zhang Wenlai to form an alliance with Zhuge Liang.
In fact, Zhuge Liang also sent Deng Zhi to form an alliance.
Everything is done in a friendly atmosphere.
However, the two countries will definitely compete for face with each other. Zhang Wen, as an envoy of the State of Wu, naturally wanted to confront Shu Han and suppress their momentum, and Shu Han naturally had the same idea, so they began to confront.
Zhuge Liang took a large group of people to see Zhang Wen off. It's hard to get angry in a friendly atmosphere. At this time, Fu Qin was late.
Zhang Wen seized the opportunity and was furious.
He first asked Zhuge Liang who this was, and Zhuge Liang said it was a scribe, and then mocked you for reading.
Then I asked him some questions.
Is Zhang Wen asking for a head from heaven? Where's the head?
Fu Qin said: In the West. "Poetry" said: "I am worried about the West as soon as possible. To push it, the head is in the west.
Zhang Wen asked heaven to have ears again? Where are the ears?
Fu Qin said: "Although the sky is high, it is humble." The poem says: "He Ming is in the ninth grade, and his voice is heard in the sky. If it has no ears, why should it listen to it?
Does Zhang Wen have feet again?
Fu Qin said: Yes. "Poetry" says: "Heaven is difficult to do, and the son does not return. If it's not enough, why step on it?
Finally, Zhang Wen admired Fu Qin's divine reply. Zhang Wen said a lot of good things about Shu Han after he went back. As a result, Sun Quan felt that this guy had been bribed, so he was left out in the cold, which Zhang Wen didn't expect.