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Xiaolan: Welcome Ceng Laoshi to our program. Actually, I like your opening remarks very much. That old man is me. I'm ... Xian: Oh. No, no,no. He's a good man. Xiaolan: Actually, it's almost the same! 2. My post-90s period: Was it worth 5 million at that time? Now it costs 600 thousand to eat a fried dough stick. Ceng Xiaoxian: Five million yuan was a huge sum before inflation. 3. If you want to know the answer, you are welcome to send a super letter to participate in our program interaction, and you will have the opportunity to get iphone 18 and a phone card worth 5 million. . That old man is him. He is Ceng Xiaoxian No.5 in Ceng Laoshi. Ceng Laoshi. You're my fan. No, I'm your fan! 6. Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more. 7. Do you want to get rich? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be young forever? Stop dreaming. Study hard! 8. Lisa: That is probably due to the force majeure stipulated in Article 22 of the contract. But in the case of force majeure. Suspension of health care. Don't you see? Ceng Xiaoxian: What? What force majeure? Lisa: Earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions and so on. All belong to. Ceng Xiaoxian: None. Lisa: Article 2 12 of the contract also stipulates that. The above events took place anywhere in the world. All belong to force majeure. Has the earth been peaceful in recent months? Ceng Xiaoxian: Here you are. . . . . Lisa: Here you are. . . You believe everything. 9. Youyou: Ceng Laoshi, you should have told us before you came back. . I'll send you the gift list. Guangu: Youyou, Ceng Laoshi has returned thousands of miles. How can you only think about yourself? Youyou: That word has a special pronunciation. It's far. . Guangu: It's too much. You should at least send him my list. I've been planning it for three months. 10, Xiaoxian: Zi Qiao, look at the latest shirt I gave you. European craft. Hand sewing. Seduce women. Bah! Attracting women is an absolute weapon! Zi Qiao: Clothes are just appearances. I am a connoisseur. 1 1, in favor. I made a reservation last night and wanted to treat you to a midnight snack. As a result, none of you came, so I had to pack it and bring it back. 12, Guangu: This milk tastes strange. . Fairy: I have seen it. (Guangu takes a sip) It's expired. Guangu: Yeah. Then why don't you throw it away, 13, and visit relatives. Explore, explore. Just kissed 14, today is a good day. The sun is shining. Old friends meet again. And my favorite TV series is about to start. Season three! Ha! ! ! ! (Li Ding Love 3) 15, Youyou: Hi, introduce it. This is the new bartender king. This is my boyfriend Guan Gu. Kim: How do you get along with your boyfriend? Guan Gu: It can be described in four words. King: Which four? Love at first sight? Guangu: No, it's none of your business! 16, Guangu: How many versions have you spread? Youyou: One * * *, only three. Oh, no, there are four, plus the version I didn't finish reading before. Almost four and a half years old. Zi Qiao: What do you think of my style today? Fairy: What is the caterpillar in your mouth? 18. If a brain-dead person can fly, this place is the airport. 19. I just left home for a few days. Everyone has become like this. I said how can you be a parent! 20. Say you are illiterate! Postdoctoral is not a degree! He is a doctoral winner who was allowed to enter the post-doctoral research station and continue to make academic contributions to mankind after graduation! 2 1, look. Experts say there will be no price increase. The price has gone up. Experts say there will be no earthquake. There will be an earthquake. You are not far from becoming an expert. Come on, Doctor Woman, 22. Money can buy a house, but not a home. It can buy marriage, but not love. It can buy a clock, but it can't buy time. Money is not everything. This is the source of pain. Give me your money. But I suffer alone! 23. I went to your grandmother's banana peel! ! !