If China comes to film wrestling, Dad! What will it be like?

If China comes to film wrestling, Dad! What will it be like?

First, let me tell you about China's version of wrestling. Dad, no one dares to film it! Because the great game won't let this film pass the trial! Why can't you try?

First, let's analyze wrestling. What social status does dad reflect: son preference, low status of women, strong patriarchy, inaction of leading officials and vegetarianism. .......

You know, our socialism has incomparable superiority, how can those messy social conditions happen! If you shoot like that, you are a three-mirror element! Is to stand trial for in the name of people!

So, wrestling, dad's China version should be shot like this:

Lao Zhang used to be the main player of the men's volleyball team in Han Dong, and won many championships in the National Games held in China. However, because there are not many people watching the men's volleyball match, without the support of sponsors, the club can't pay wages. Lao Zhang had to step down in tears.

After leaving the army, Lao Zhang returned to his hometown, entered the local post office with the help of relatives, and became a temporary worker.

Although it is hard for Lao Zhang to deliver letters and newspapers every day, Lao Zhang is still worried about not winning an Olympic medal. He expects his mother-in-law to give birth to a son, so that he can teach him all his skills, so that his son can help him realize his dream.

But Aunt Lao Zhang's stomach didn't live up to expectations, and she gave birth to two sisters in a row! Thinking of his family situation and the fine for family planning, Lao Zhang gave up the idea of getting her mother-in-law pregnant again.

In this way, Lao Zhang completely buried his dream of having a son and winning a gold medal in the ravine behind the house.

Five or six years later!

One day, Lao Zhang trudged home from work as usual. Just outside the courtyard, I heard Aunt Wang next door quarreling with her aunt in her own yard. Lao Zhang was afraid that Aunt Wang wouldn't agree with me, so he hurried in to see what was going on.

It turns out that Aunt Wang's two grandsons were beaten into pig heads! Don't think about it, it must be two dog from Lao Zhang's brother's house! Before apologizing to Aunt Wang, Lao Zhang slapped Ergouzi: You son of a bitch, why did you hit him so hard!

Aunt Wang said: That's not two dog, the turtle son, but your two dolls! Behave yourself in the future, or find your husband's family. ......

After seeing Aunt Wang off, Lao Zhang began to seriously question how these two dolls beat two boys three or four years older than himself into pig heads. The elder sister and the second sister used two dogs as props to demonstrate the process of hitting people.

It doesn't matter if you don't demonstrate. A demonstration immediately made Lao Zhang shine! It turns out that my two daughters are so talented at playing volleyball! Therefore, Lao Zhang made up his mind to teach them volleyball skills and fantasize that they could help them realize their dreams.

Every morning before dawn, Lao Zhang takes his two daughters out to exercise. After going home for dinner, he taught them volleyball skills in his farmland, and then they went to school. ........

My elder sister and younger sister are exhausted by overloaded physical training every day, and they are either confused or out of control in class.

Due to the poor conditions at Lao Zhang's home, there is no meat at home except for the New Year. Sister and sister's long-term malnutrition has been unable to support high-intensity training. Lao Zhang had to ask neighbor carpenter Li to make himself a bow and go hunting in the mountains while his daughters were at school. ........

Because the neighbors couldn't stand the hard work of the two dolls, they gave generously to help the elder sister and the second sister. Some people sent sneakers, some people sent eggs, and some people sent medicine to treat falls. .......

A few years later, the story of Lao Zhang training his daughter to play volleyball spread more and more widely. All the counties, cities and provinces come to remember the interview. In the end, they all alerted CCTV and put the story of Lao Zhang and the second sister on the news broadcast. .............

After seeing such touching deeds, the General Administration of Sport and the National Volleyball Center said that they would make an exception to admit big sisters and little sisters into the national team, which would also be the key training targets. ........

After joining the national team, they trained harder than before and their skills advanced by leaps and bounds. The villagers and leaders of relevant departments expressed satisfaction. ......

Finally, at the age of 20, they boarded the Olympic Games in Han Dong, and witnessed by Han Dong elders and a large number of leaders, they will win the Olympic women's volleyball championship. Lao Zhang couldn't help crying when he saw the national flag rising. ...........