Fluency in playing cards shows that you have brains; Playing cards well shows clear thinking;
Playing cards seriously shows that you understand the economy; Playing cards is not afraid of bombing, indicating courage;
If you win, you will be silent, indicating that you are shrewd; Do not surrender if you lose, and have a strong sense of competition;
If you don't win or lose, it means that you have self-restraint; Playing cards is evil, which shows that you know science;
There are strange tricks in playing cards, indicating high quality; Playing cards and fighting shows that you are younger;
Dare to make a single label, there must be a background; If you don't win or lose, you can be the first.
A man's life belongs to the country, his income belongs to his wife, his property belongs to his children, his achievements belong to his leader, his body belongs to his lover, and only his shortcomings and mistakes are his own.
2. Four ideals: blow up the Himalayas, travel around the solar system, tile the Great Wall of Wan Li, and swear to turn my wife into a fairy.
When you have no girlfriend, you are a hunting dog. When you find a goal, you are a bar dog. When you get it, you are a German shepherd. When you lose it, you are a dead dog.
4. Little white, ears erect, hear the beep of the mobile phone, put down the radish and vegetables, and send a message quickly.
5. Love at first sight! Goodbye, infatuation! All day! Want to win people's hearts! Take great pains! I want to hurry! Difficult to your heart! Do not know how to be intimate! How cruel! Makes me sad!
6. Husband, don't be cool with me, don't be jealous of me, give in when quarreling, and hold on when beaten!
7. When the husband is away, the wife confessed: drink less spirits and don't gamble; Don't pick wild flowers on the roadside; Cherish feelings and care for your wife; Such a husband is so cute!
8. The pain of a romantic man: telling lies behind his wife's back, telling jokes when he meets a mistress, talking nonsense when he meets a lady, and talking nonsense with friends.
9. There are seven kinds of eggs in the world: eggs laid by chickens, exploding bombs, bastards who read text messages, idiots who laugh, idiots who are angry, bastards who scold me, and losers who don't respond.
10. There are four eccentricities in today's society: cats don't catch mice, women don't like breastfeeding, people become prisoners of computers, and pets replace their parents.
1 1. Everything should be on the bright side. If you fall into the pond, there may be a fish in your ass pocket!
12. A little pig is amazing. At eight o'clock every morning, he doesn't eat or take medicine, but just swallows it with his mouth. Do you think piggy is stupid? He is still giggling.
13. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime. If fashion is a mistake, then I have been wrong again and again. What a miserable life!
14. Talk about winning or losing in Beijing; Winning or losing is decided by the Shanghai petty bourgeoisie; Win or lose by food in Guangzhou; Win or lose by football in Dalian; Win or lose by speed in Shenzhen.
Jingle and Expand 2 (1) Asian Poker
The terrain in Asia is mixed, and the height in the middle is surrounded by depressions.
The alluvial plain is wide and the mountain plateau is large.
River radiation, water resources can be boasted.
(2) Europe
The peninsula has many seas and segments;
The mountains live in the north and south, and the central plain is low;
Flat terrain, the first altitude.
(3) North America
The eastern plateau is connected with the mountainous area, and the western mountainous area is connected with the plateau.
The east and west alternate high continents, which are called lakes and seas in the world.
(4) South America
The Andes are located in the western and eastern plains and plateaus.
Topographic world first, plateau and plain first.
The mountains in the west are the longest and the Amazon River basin is very wide.
Rainforest ranks first in the world, and grassland is pampas grassland.
5] Africa
With an average elevation of 600 meters, it is called the mainland plateau continent.
The eastern plateau is integrated with the western desert plain.
[6] Oceania
Community, divided into two areas,
One continent, two islands.
The continent is high from east to west with a basin in the middle.
(7) Antarctica
Surrounded by Sanyo, it has accumulated ice and snow for many years;
More than two thousand meters, the highest altitude.