In daily life or work and study, everyone will inevitably come into contact with short messages, which are text or digital information directly sent or received by users through mobile phones or other telecommunication terminals. How to edit short messages to avoid stepping on thunder? The following are the greetings from the funny fans I compiled for you, for your reference only. Let's have a look.
Funny lover SMS greetings 1 Lovers have a lot of love in the season, and men on the road want to break their souls. Excuse me, where is "Miko"? The shepherd boy pointed to his lover's hand.
I have always liked sleeping, and now I can't sleep. God told me that only you can cure me!
I am not good at expressing my feelings, but I think you can understand my feelings and hope that we can become bosom friends in the future.
Holding you is a kind of happiness, kissing you is a kind of intoxication, and loving you is a kind of unforgettable, so I will exchange my life for this feeling!
Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. Don't do what you want to do, hope to have an afterlife.
Maybe for you, my appearance in your life is just100+1=101. But for me, your appearance in my life is the formula of 0+ 1= 1.
If there is no wind in the world, how can clouds flow Without life, there is no death; Without being together, there is no parting, and the heart that loves you is gone.
Open the window of your heart, let my ups and downs go in, let the lingering thoughts in my dreams go in, let the thoughts in my life go in.
Because of you, I have become full of energy; Because of you, I changed my lifestyle; Because of you, my life is more exciting! I can't imagine the world without you.
The moon in the sky, the geometry of life, the heart can be compared, cherish, this life is predestined friends, know each other and like each other. Excerpted from the short message book. com
The beauty of face is important, but the beauty of heart is the solid foundation of sincere love. Although you don't sink fish and fall wild geese, you have a heart of gold.
Sometimes, love does not need too many words, just want to look at you silently and care about every second with you.
Valentine's day is coming. In order to maintain the stability of love, the state will issue a love restriction order, stipulating that everyone can only have one lover, and those who have two or more lovers will be subject to emotional tax. Relax, my friend.
2. On Valentine's Day, whether you are in love with employment or laid off because of lovelorn love, whether you change careers or are lovelorn and single and unemployed, whether you talk about reemployment after lovelorn love, I wish you sweet love.
3. Eating tofu once warms the heart, and talking about love once is fatal. You can't germinate if you sow in cement. Put on a mask and kiss your head. I haven't seen anyone by texting all the time, so I'm willing to miss someone! I wish you a happy Valentine's Day.
4. I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send a blessing to chase you, hoping that we will never blow. -Happy Valentine's Day
If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will remember the storm with you. If there are only three minutes left, I will kiss you. If there is only one minute left, I will say: I love you!
6. Love is empty, love is empty, and I wander in the street. People are empty, money is empty, and a single bad karma is at work. Everything is empty. I want to be crazy. Life is not easy. Empty, only thinking of you is the easiest!
7. The most dangerous weapon is your smile. The longest waiting is your looking back. The most beautiful scenery is your face. The most real future is your company. The most thorough effort is my persistence. Really love you.
8. If I were a rose, I would give you fragrance; If I were the sun, I would give you sunshine; If I were a diamond, I would give you eternity; If I were your love, I would give you everything I have. Happy Valentine's Day!
9. personals: Male, undergraduate, only a few points away; Working in a multinational organization, McDonald's cleans the table; Have a house, many people own it; Have a car, not a motor vehicle; Looking for a beautiful young man * * * went to the grave, a few years later. Happy Valentine's Day!
10. I can't promise, I can't promise you anything, but I will do it. If one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms. Happy Valentine's Day!
1 1. If the government stipulates that a person can only find one woman in his life, I'd rather that person is you, and I have no regrets until I die! But the government has no regulations. Then forget it. Happy Valentine's Day!
12. If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink, I will die. Hehe, happy Valentine's Day!
13. Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life. Happy Valentine's Day!
14. Weather forecast: I miss you sometimes in the early morning and during the day, and it becomes crazy in the afternoon. My mood is expected to drop by five degrees. Affected by the prolonged low pressure area, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you. Happy Valentine's Day!
15. You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half. I finally found you after a lot of hardships. Shit! Only to find that our wings are on the same side. Happy Valentine's Day!
16. Last night, I let a mosquito find you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart! Happy Valentine's Day!
17. On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish, which you can stew, boil and steam, and then lie in your gentle stomach.
18. It's 0: 00 on February 14. Turn off your cell phone after receiving my love words. I am the only one for you.
19. If you were the sea, I would like to turn into a beach and let you kiss my face every day. If you are a migratory bird, I would like to become your wings, accompany you to fly south and north, and shelter you from the wind and rain. Happy Valentine's Day!
20. If you have no lover, haha, we are the same person. Who said you must have a lover on Valentine's Day? I wish you a happy Valentine's Day without lovers! ! ! Okay？ Happy Valentine's Day!
2 1. My love is fine wine, the longer it gets, the better it gets; My love is a kind of power, and there is no limit to every minute. On this romantic Valentine's Day, I only dedicate it to my dearest you! Happy Valentine's Day!
22. You are a train and I am a railway; You are brick, I am mud; You are the cloud and I am the wind; You are chocolate, I am wrapping paper; You are love, I am love, and it is beautiful to have you.
23. I had an accident and sprained my waist. The driver is you-I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you
24, quietly watching you focus, beautiful dreams to see you happy, sincerely love you, carefully hurt you, silly thinking about your infatuation, quietly tell you that I really love you!
25. If one day you think of someone who loved you, I will always be one of them. If one day no one in this world loves you anymore, then I am definitely dead!
26, you are the wind, I am the boat, we go far together; You are a rose, I am a flower, and we have a love flower; You are warm, I am home, and we form a happy family; Today is Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day!
27. oh Dear, I tell you, 1000 years ago on Valentine's Day, I didn't go home. You think I'm fooling around, so don't bother me, because there was no text message at that time. So a thousand years later, I have to tell you that I went to buy flowers.
28, flowers, roses, may you always be bright; Starlight, music, may you always be trendy; Forever, ever, may you be vast forever. On Valentine's Day, when I miss you, I bless you. You are an angel in my heart.
Dear, my love "program" was "started" when I "scanned" you. Others say that we "hit it off" and belong to "hyperlinks". Especially in the days when we met, the feelings quickly "upgraded"!
Funny lover SMS greetings 3 1, looking for you: anonymous is slim, looks extraordinary, gentle and lovely; Always in my heart. Please contact me if you know the whereabouts. Willing to pay with a diamond ring!
2, a person get along, Sauvignon Blanc, Leng Yue is cold, the evening breeze is blowing, Valentine's Day is coming, a person with a mobile phone on, thinking about the good old days, expressing my best wishes and sending you a happy Valentine's Day!
I had an accident and sprained my waist. The driver is you-I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you
4. When does a lover have one? Ask a friend by SMS. I wonder if there is anyone around. Can I have a boyfriend? I want to find her, but I'm afraid I'll miss the opportunity. I couldn't sleep all night. It's the hardest to rest. How can I beat him? Find a bosom friend on Valentine's Day!
I fell in love with you at first sight and didn't say hug you. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I'll marry you in five days, and we won't be apart for 60 years!
6, quietly watching you focus, beautiful dreams see you happy, sincerely love you, carefully hurt you, silly thinking about your infatuation, quietly tell you that I really love you!
7. If one day you think of someone who loved you, I will always be one of them. If one day no one in this world loves you anymore, then I am definitely dead!
8. You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!
9. You are the wind, I am the boat, and we go far together; You are a rose, I am a flower, and we have a love flower; You are warm, I am home, and we form a happy family; Today is Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day!
10, oh! Dear, I tell you, 1000 years ago on Valentine's Day, I didn't go home. You think I'm fooling around, so don't bother me, because there was no text message at that time. So a thousand years later, I have to tell you that I went to buy flowers.
1 1. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!
12, flowers, roses, may you always be bright; Starlight, music, may you always be trendy; Forever, ever, may you be vast forever. On Valentine's Day, when I miss you, I bless you. You are an angel in my heart.
13, blue sky and white clouds depend on each other, green mountains and green waters embrace each other, the breeze and drizzle are so wonderful, you and your lover will always be together, and Valentine's Day is here again. I wish you a happy time and a happy moment.
14. If you really love someone, you will be willing to change for him. If a person goes his own way in front of you and ignores the behavior you don't like, then he doesn't love you. So if you don't care enough about him or he doesn't care enough about you, then you don't love him or he doesn't love you. Don't think you are careless or believe that he is a careless person. Cowards will become brave when they meet people they really love, and similarly, careless people will become cautious.
15, dear, my love "program" started when I "scanned" you. People say that we are "compatible" and belong to "hyperlinks". Especially in the days when we met, the feelings quickly "upgraded"!
16, sometimes God is not playing tricks on us, but we are playing tricks on ourselves. Remember not to waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. Falling in love with someone who doesn't love himself is doomed to be hurt.
17, give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!
18, according to the information you sent me, you are very willing to let me open your file. I have a Pentium core for you. The data downloaded from my hard disk is "I love you". Happy Valentine's Day!
19, women should learn to cherish themselves, learn to dress themselves, don't use simplicity as a shield, don't use housework as an excuse, and don't understand fashion. You are not a complete woman.
20. The day has come when I have to see you again. Don't bother me. You are troublesome, I am more troublesome, and two people are more troublesome together. But it seems more troublesome to listen to parents' nagging at home alone in February 14. Alas! Waiting for you.
2 1, recalling the eventful years in the past, I can't bear to look back. When the evening breeze comes, I miss my friends so much. How can I beat him? I haven't found a girlfriend for a long time. At this time, I hope all the good men in the world have needs and spend Valentine's Day with honey!
22. It will be very happy to fall in love with smart people, because they are humorous and can talk, but there is always a crisis, because such people change their minds easily. Falling in love with honest people will be very reassuring, but life is also boring.
23, Kuafu chasing the sun is to pick the sun for you; The Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon, picking the moon for you; Shenzhou 7 came out of the cabin to pick up the stars for you. I sent you a message telling you that I made them do it!
24, Valentine's Day, I just want to say to you: I don't love you, it's impossible; I don't love you, which is unreasonable; I don't miss you, which is more unfair than Dou E; I won't text you, but it's lightning.
25. Looking for an object: Jane Doe is elegant, gentle and beautiful, intelligent and kind, and will always stay in my heart. Anyone who knows his whereabouts please contact me as soon as possible and would like to give him a rose! .
26. There is a kind of tacit understanding, a kind of feeling is wonderful, and a kind of happiness is that with you around, idiots will finish reading it.
27. I miss that you broke the telephone line, burned the mobile phone card, emptied your wallet and took all the sleeping pills. Alas! But I still want to see you.
28. The river of the soul flows forward, and I am waiting for you in the cheerful water. After the familiar fish and shrimp, I offer you and my heart roses, so that the water of true love will be watered forever and never fade.
29. Lonely Night Because of your insomnia, I lost my dream mood, but I didn't lose my dream from then on, but I still had you in my dream! Meeting you is pure providence, and I fall in love with you wholeheartedly. The person you loved, you have no regrets, and you will only be satisfied if you get it.
30. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, lovers get along well, heartless people suffer, spoony people suffer, thin lovers are notorious, passionate people are only a few, and real people belong to me. Happy Valentine's Day!
3 1, looking at the sky, looking at the ground, just can't see you; Speaking of wind and rain, I just dare not say I love you. I miss you all the time, but I just don't.
To tell you the truth, I won't kill you or scold you to death. My plot is to ... miss you! If the frog didn't become a prince, if the princess didn't wake up, if the mermaid didn't become a bubble, would I still believe in love? Believe! Because I still have you around. It's nothing. I just miss you suddenly. It was only for a moment that I thought of you. In this emotional year, I just said, I like you. I miss you ... honey, I miss you so much! I wish I could meet you, kiss you and go back to the boring office at the speed of light in one second! Red flowers and green leaves, big apples, miss you for a few days. You are a lamp in the past life, illuminating the rest of my life. You are the wind, I am sand, you are leather shoes, I am a brush, I am honey, you are a melon, you want to drink water, I will make tea, you will get married early tomorrow morning, you will have children, and I will look after them.
My heart beats faster when I meet you, but I don't see your mood getting worse. I dreamed that your time slipped too fast, and having you was my next life? Without me by your side, you should wear warm clothes when it is cold, eat when you are hungry, and have a good dream when you sleep. I am the only one in the dream, so I want nothing more! I am poor, but I will always love you; I am crazy, but I will be crazy for you; I am ugly, but I will give you the most beautiful gentleness! Don't say I use your crooked brain every day. If the earth does not turn to the side of the sun, how can we have spring? Today, I am sick, very ill. The doctor said I was lovesick, and only you can cure me. Will you come? I overheard you tell God that you won't get married unless I get married, so I don't want you to betray God ... I really want to fold the earth in half in this direction, so that the distance between me and you can be shortened to five minutes. You are a boat, I am a shore, you are the sun, and I turn around for you. Happiness can only count if you give it to me all over the world, because you are my number 1. You are Baiyun, I am Qingfeng, with you; You are a red flower, I am a green leaf, and I set you off; You are instant noodles, I am boiled water, and I want to soak you. You let me face east, I dare not face west, you let me sit on a stool, I dare not climb stairs, you let me eat dry, I dare not drink thin, you let me wipe my sweat, I dare not wipe my nose.
I'm ugly but I'm gentle, I'm thin but I'm full of sinews, I'm soft-hearted but my legs are not short. I believe I can catch up with you, even to the ends of the earth. Honey, your legs must be sore, right? Because you've been running around in my head all day!
5 1. I hope you and I don't meet once a year like the poor cowherd and weaver girl. I don't want it!
Vega, actually, we can chat online. I'm going to install a broadband network to make video calls.
3. When you are free, look up at the sky. The moon is my eye, and the hazy cloud shadow beside the moon is the screen embroidered by the weaver girl for the cowherd!
4. tenderness is like water, ritual is like a dream, and you can't bear to go home? As long as two people love us to the end, why covet my Heron?
Looking up at the blue sky on Tanabata, magpies both arch the magpie bridge. Do you know that every family longs for the autumn moon?
6. Today is Tanabata. I beg your intelligence. I hope you are unique!
7. Cowherd and Weaver Girl meet in the sky, and underground lovers pray for eternity.
8. You and I are at the edge of the magpie bridge, relatively speechless, warm and integrated into the sky, and love is always lingering.
9. I am Yong Dong, and you are a fairy. May every day be Tanabata, and be happier every year.
10. In the face of your silent waiting, all rights reserved, I can't shout out that holy love, so I have to stand under the acacia tree and carefully cut my thoughts with scissors of years.
A few years ago, I prayed to God for my happiness. Now I have you by my side. I know, happiness, I have got it. I love you!
12. If the stars can understand the heart at the moment and the moon can understand the feelings at the moment, may all lovers in the world be well!
13. Our online dating starts today! Really sweet! I hope you will be by my side every Tanabata.
14. I'm a beautiful meteor near the magpie bridge. I'm just waiting for your true love to respond ... I won't leave for a long time. ...
15. Tonight's Tanabata night, watch the Milky Way.
16. Little lazy cat, did you sleep soundly? Today is Tanabata! Miss me! .
17. The Weaver Girl is anxious, and the Cowherd hasn't arrived yet. Send a message and call, and get on the magpie bridge quickly!
18. I heard about Tanabata for the first time! I wonder what the first Valentine's Day in China will be like. Think about it! Now tell me!
19. Today is July 7th. Did anyone send you flowers? Give you a bunch first!
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