Serious and funny quotations, serious and nonsense sand sculpture sentences

1. Have you heard the story "The big pig said yes, but the little pig said no"?

Don't worry, there is always a boy who walks up to you with a bunch of flowers in his hand and gently says to you, "Excuse me, excuse me."

Why hasn't she told me to drink more hot water?

I still can't forget you. I think of you when I see the trash can on the roadside.

5. I like that you are too direct. I can't say it. I can only ask you diplomatically. Am I coquettish?

6. I went to the temple to get a visa, drew a fierce one, threw it away, and drew another one. Good luck! -fate is in your own hands.

7, lazy diary: forget it, too lazy to write.

8. Those fishing girls in the circle of friends can delete me. It's really disgusting to catch others and not me, isn't it?

9. It is said that the name you shout out when you are afraid is the person you love most. Do you know who the sleeping trough is?

10, still dream, or you will get drunk and chat with friends.

1 1. If you really don't have friends, tell the person you like and she will offer to be friends.

12. What network do you use at home? Recommend it to me. Why can't my family have online dating?

13, what is a beauty? What you say doesn't count, but what others call it. We greet each other. Are we all beautiful? Beauty.

14, I heard that boys speak softly, such as: Baby, where is your best friend?

15, marriage is like this, find the right person and be romantic for the rest of your life; I've got the wrong person. I've been talking about swords all my life!

16, I want to sell my house to support you, but the landlord doesn't want it.

17. Once upon a time, there was a duckling. Its name is "mud duck". It cries louder than other ducklings, so other ducklings call him jumping mud duck!

18, the system was maintained, but you did not.