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Moderator: Hello, audience and friends in front of the TV. This is the final of the Pentium Cup of the New Era held by Intel Corporation. After the game, if you think Fang won, it shows your palm, if you think your opponent won, it shows the back of your hand. We must agree to this proposal. Please applaud. (Bow to thank you, and then walk to the presidential seat. Before the long debate officially begins, let me give you a brief introduction, the square sitting on my right: the team with needles.
Square 123: Students!
Moderator: The one sitting on my left is opposite: the brand child representative of the team.
Counterparty 123: Hello everyone!
Moderator: What I appreciate about today's debate is that laughing in the square is better than crying, and the opposing view is that crying is better than laughing.
(between pre-war meetings)
Moderator: (ringing the bell) Silence! Now, let me do a simple interview. Enter Qiu Dongdong next to n- 1 to say hello.
1: Hello, President.
Compere: Are you nervous?
1: Not nervous!
Moderator: Why?
1: I participated in the court debate!
Moderator: OK, you are already in a lawsuit!
It is 1:!
Moderator: How about it?
Mainly: lost.
Moderator: What should I do if I lose? Ok, you have to refuel today!
+0: Don't worry! Today, we must win this lawsuit!
Moderator: OK, Zhang Jinsheng sends his regards.
Kua 1: Hello, sir.
Moderator: Is this your first time to participate in this debate?
Trans: Yes, for the first time.
Moderator: Do you have confidence in your own debate?
Trans: ah!
Moderator: Why?
Crossing 1: I am a child and often quarrel with people!
Moderator: quarreling! ? Let today's debate be a quarrel! (Return), please pay attention to the debater! Make good use of time and focus, we ... okay, so we seldom quarrel, that is to say, we like steamed buns with wide eyes! Just relax。 I declare the debate officially open, starting with the Prime Minister. I'm starting to hear this!
1: presiding judge! The judge's people! Witnesses! Defendant! ......
Moderator: Hey, ok, ok ... ok! Here, are you going to court?
: then what should I do ...
Moderator: You should call me the president and call them friends of the other party's debate!
1: Oh, yes.
Moderator: Start again!
Mainly: Chairman, audience comrades, hello everyone! Today, we are discussing this grand awards party, and we are in distress situation for a better question. Our point of view is clear: it is better to laugh than cry, while other debates are friendly, and it is better to insist on crying than laughing. Other friends in the debate, because crying is better than laughing, then why do you fight, why do you laugh, why do you smile at each other, why do you grin; Why don't you laugh? (shaking his head)
Object: (Applause)
Moderator: Sharp and spicy.
1: We all know that laughter is good for health. Therefore, as the saying goes: smile, ten years old! On the contrary, in a dream in A Dream of Red Mansions, the sentimental and unhappy wedding ceremony is often a trivial matter, and Sister Lin cries and wipes her tears. In the end, she was sickly and left us prematurely ... (crying).
(Applause)
Moderator: Wow, this person Lin Daiyu has a special liking. ...
1: I want to remind another debater that according to reliable information, Lacrimosa has been suffering from depression for a long time, so you have diabetes! In addition, it can be transformed into: pleurisy! Emphysema! Hepatitis! Stomach perforation! Usually a spasm! Bone hyperplasia! Nosebleed! Crazy half jump! Gallstones! Uremia! Horri-bull with mental disorder!
(Applause)
Positive 1: Physiologically, I made a comparison! These two witnesses, physical evidence! Irrefutable evidence! What are the quibbles of other debaters? We advise other debaters: the French Open is slow and not leaking! Only by repentance can we turn over a new page! There is a saying that the prodigal son will never change his money, thinking that people don't know if they don't do something! Frankly speaking, be soft-hearted and fight hard! Fighting to the end (knocking on the table) is a dead end!
Moderator: (ringing the bell), the time when you wake up! Here, we have the opposition party to speak!
Cross: Thank you, Madam President, and hello everyone. First of all, I would like to thank other defenses for giving us a vivid clinical process! Previously, we only heard that there was an epidemic of mad cow disease in Britain. After witnessing the performance in a debate, we finally saw the symptoms of mad cow disease (super loud)!
(Applause)
Trans: Laughing and crying are the external manifestations of one's inner feelings, and its superiority lies in one's own way. However, if your goal and rational analysis are not difficult to find, crying is better than laughing! Life is either brilliant or dull like water. Lacrimosa people stopped crying. Other friends think that when you come to the human world and cry on the ground, there is no doubt that you can also choose to cry instead of selectively laughing! Here, I want to remind the other debater of the language you cry, not to express a certain meaning. You cry quietly and drink a lot of water. You are a nurse. It was at this time that your mother sent the milk to your mouth. On the contrary, if you laugh instead of letting the milk come out, I'm afraid you've thrown the pickle jar in!
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Chen Yikuan 1 10
284 silk noodles
second floor
(Applause)
Trans: In the process of growing up, crying is more conducive to human health. The secretion of lacrimal gland tears contains a variety of enzymes, which can effectively remove dust, sand and microorganisms. Our eyes can play a role in the immune system, because we all know that women should live longer than men in most parts of the world. Why? This is because women cry more than men! However, some of us do not know this truth. Crying is cowardice, incompetence, and a real man who can cry. In fact, such a person is not a person, but a child of a typical stupid master!
(Applause)
Trans: In the debate, the other party is a friend. They are here. I want to sincerely warn two healthy people that in the future, you will both cry, often cry, always cry, and the old man will cry. If necessary, cry and beat your chest, cry and scratch, laugh and cry unsteadily! Finally, I sincerely wish the other two friends in the debate a long and healthy life! Thank you.
(Applause)
Moderator: OK, thank you for your wonderful speech. Next, we have the opposition party in the square.
2. (Insert immediately) Thank you, Madam President. Everyone lives a long life. The defense of the other party is obviously the summary of other male debaters. But seeing the image of other men recognizing their hands, this longevity problem. Take a look at the male debater: his face is sallow and haggard, his eyes are dull and lifeless. ...
Trans -2: (striking the table angrily), am I like this? !
Moderator: Silence!
Positive: it can be seen that the secret of longevity provided by the other party's debate is fake and shoddy! Let me introduce your fitness medicine, with less sadness and more happiness. Face reality, smile and face life! It represents the soul and the youth of the soul. Laughter and laughter are the ideas embodied in the confidence that everyone is optimistic about. Laughter is a positive attitude towards life, a depressing day, a sad sunshine, a beautiful sister and a charming artist. From ancient times to the present, as long as she turns her head and smiles, there are 100 spells that become soft; When I came back from the door, I had already laughed at the song of the majestic oil painting Mona Lisa: It's better to laugh than to cry. Someone sang it! My friend, if you smile at life, you will become a strong person in life. If you smile at others, you will be everyone's friend! If you can't laugh at other friends' debates, then I can tell you that our beautiful planet is full of laughter, smiles, smiles, smiles, smiles, smiles, smiles, smiles, tears, smiles, smiles, smiles, smiles, smiles, smiles, smiles. thank you
Moderator: It can really be said that it is fangs! Next, let's clear up the objections!
Trans -2: Thank you, Chairman! Hello everyone! Because of the time, the other two defenders obviously laughed impolitely, and then I would give them a supplementary smile, irony, ridicule, ridicule, miserable smile, ridicule, giggle and smirk. Giggle, smile, grin, sneer, smirk, lewd smile, lewd smile, wave smile! I want to ask these smiles? ! If other friends argue, laugh or if we laugh at them with applause! Laugh!
Mainly: (Stand up) Chairman! We protest against heckling other friends' arguments!
N-2 and n-3: (stand up)! We protest against heckling other friends' arguments!
Moderator: The protest is invalid! Opposite, go on!
Trans -2: Here, I want to remind my friends who are debating with each other that you are just smiling and confused, but you have not explored the real crying! Hong Kong's return to the motherland, old China who cried, they said, tears: Hong Kong's return to the motherland washed away the humiliation of China people for centuries; When Zhan Tianyou set foot on the north shore of the Pacific Ocean, he cried. When Olympic champion Gao Min boarded the podium, she cried. Later, she successfully blocked the water in Jiujiang, and so did our flood hero! These are enough to show that crying is the most sincere emotion and the highest expression of human beings! Cry out life. The impact was successfully diluted. Don't cry, support your confidence. Cry, release your strength! Other friends who participated in the debate should know the story of Meng Jiangnu crying on the Great Wall. All the friends in the debate remember (suddenly loudly) that the Great Wall shouted that it didn't roll! If Meng Jiangnv laughs, I dare say, what's more, the Great Wall doesn't even have a fume hood. Can it stand? (Bo) Thank you!
Moderator: Hello everyone! Time is up! In this issue, we will have a debate for free. The time for each side is 1 40 seconds, the square of the first speaker!
N-3: Sorry, the debater of your argument is crying instead of laughing. Why don't the audience cry when they laugh?
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Chen Yikuan 1 10
284 silk noodles
second floor[British English]; third floor[American English]
Counterparty 3: The friend said by the other party should know that things are rare. Can this medicine cure what you eat every day? Happy marriage, is it like this every day?
We often say that we should laugh in life. Haven't we ever heard of a crying life?
Kang -2: Other debaters have obviously made a mistake. Smiling at life is tantamount to tampering with it with a smile? I smiled. Did I face life with a smile?
Yes: don't forget Balzac said this, friends who argue with each other! (Quietly asking 2) What did he say?
2: I ... I know what you said!
N- 1:！ Balzac said, "I know what you are talking about!
Overall: (Applause and laughter)
Moderator: This is not what Balzac said!
Cross 3: Other friends in the debate don't know, I can tell you. Balzac said: "Victory and tears are the life of an enterprise!
3. Einstein also said: Real laughter is optimism about life, happiness about work and confidence in career!
Span 3: Shakespeare said: Crying relieves endless sadness!
Yes: Big Station: The highest thing in a clean society is undoubtedly his voice and smile!
Cross 3: Hencott: Angel of Tears!
3. Yulingzi: A relaxed and happy feeling is laughter!
Cross 3: Westminster: Tear my telescope and I can see the sky through it. "
N-3: Laughing is better than crying anyway!
Against: Just cry!
Two people: (confused: laughing is better than crying, and crying is better than laughing)
Moderator: (ringing the bell) I said, are you two fighting cocks here? This debate is not just about you two! Sit down, people will talk!
I think other debaters' concerns should not be limited to superficial laughter, but should be discussed in depth!
Kang -2: The friend on the other side of the argument has repeatedly stressed that today's debate marks the 59th anniversary of our achievements. On this festive day in the future, will you cry or laugh at the red flag of the rising star in Ran Ran, Ran Ran?
The method is: of course, we laugh!
Trans: To what extent do you laugh?
3: We smile and smile!
Trans -2: What you said is too general!
Head: We had a good laugh!
Crossing 3: Not specific enough!
1: our tears of laughter-heat-profit-track!
Anti 1! The other side of the argument finally agreed to be friendly!
The method is: Who agrees with you?
Trans: You will cry happily. How do you explain that? This shows that crying and laughing are extremely extreme, and the highest realm of laughter sublimation is laughing and crying!
1: You cried, but you smiled, but you laughed after all! Just like the fog in the morning, this is dew, sunshine and an indispensable sunspot in life. Braised pork monosodium glutamate can't!
Trans: With a smattering of cooking skills and other friends who have held debates on monosodium glutamate, we can also cook braised pork!
The method is: hold down the smell of MSG pork?
Yes: hold down monosodium glutamate, and we can use other spices instead.
2. Friends who will argue with each other, what other spices do you have?
Cross 3: We can put flour and sugar!
The method is: flour and sugar, caramel apple spice!
Trans: Can't you pull an apple, Roberts pork?
(from the noise of the plane).
Moderator: (ringing the bell) I said, did you make some in the kitchen? Off topic! Tell me about children!
There are two: friends who argue with each other are willing to host the program. When meeting Mr. Zhao Zhongxiang, Zhao Xiaoxiao presided over the art appreciation of the audience in front of the TV. If Zhao picks up the phone, sobbing or crying, can you still see Zhao presiding? Can you say that crying is better than laughing?
Cross 3: When you need help, start crying. I like each other arguing about friends' money. I want to borrow money. I can lend it to you if you cry, but if you giggle, I will definitely say: Leave me alone!
1: Friends who argue with each other should not have ulterior motives! Difficult, we won't cry! It's no use crying
Anti 1: Don't forget that Liu Bei liked to cry during the Three Kingdoms, but Liu Bei had three kinds. Can you explain it?
Yes, it's plus 2: Liu Bei ... (voice did not fall)
Moderator: (ringing the bell) Square time! Opposite, go on!
Anti 1: The seven steps of Cao Zhi's tears come from the upcoming massacre. This voice, poor you!
Trans -2: Cao Cao defeated Huarong Road, and San Xiao almost lost his life. Guan Yu, but he cried and you saved the day. This cry, don't want you!
Contrary: Crying is based on striving for survival!
Trans -2: Crying soft!
Trans: crying means "take it back for progress!" "
Against: Crying is a weak enemy!
Counter 3: The other party thinks you are a friend! You want to get rid of it, you can't!
Trans -2: I can't help playing dumb!
Span 3: We will never agree if you don't give up!
TRANS- 1 other friends in the debate, you will say!
Anti 1, 5, 3: Say it! Say it! Say it! (enterprising)
Moderator: Say it!
For 1: (whispering) Chairman, is their time up?
Moderator: Hey! Time to sit down! Now, please set up three debates and listen to the last one!
Thank you, Madam President. Hello, everyone. Now the game is to see who laughs last. Let me express our opinion once again: Laughing is better than crying! Finally, let's sincerely hope that our audience will smile and smile in the future!
Moderator: Hello everyone! Now, please set up three debates and listen to the last one!
Cross 3: Thank you, Madam President. Hello, everyone. It's just that our physical and psychological descriptions lead to a conclusion that crying is not a household name, and crying is better than laughing. Friend, you may cry, but it is not cowardly tears that challenge the first horn of life; Friend, maybe you didn't cry, but when you were unhappy, you cried. Tears can melt your cold cream with your soul. Finally, let's sing a harmonious "cry more than laugh!" "
Anti 1 prevention, 2 prevention, 3: (Stand up and sing "Laughing is better than crying") Friends, you like to laugh just like crying, I see, if you cry or cry, cry, cry (5) cry is better than laughing!
2 3 (also stand up) It is better to laugh actively than to cry, and it is better to laugh than to cry!
Anti 1 anti-3: It's better to laugh than cry!
It is positive: it is better to laugh than to cry, and it is better to laugh than to cry!
Anti 1 anti-3: It's better to laugh than cry!
It is positive: it is better to laugh than to cry, and it is better to laugh than to cry!
Right and wrong: (shouting: laughing is better than crying, crying is better than laughing)
Moderator: Time is up! Dear ladies and gentlemen, the debate is over, and the debaters on both sides come and go, arguing with each other. So, who won? Now, we find that you judge the palm and the back of your hand!
The audience showed their guns one after another, so that the audience showed their palms, and the audience on the other side showed their backs. )
Moderator: Hello everyone! I declare that your palm and the back of your hand are the same! The judge's original opinion! The result of the game ... no loss, no victory.