What funny Taobao customer service have you met?

I once chose a reliable adult shop in Taobao to buy condoms.

I often bought it at that time, and I was familiar with Taobao customer service.

Later, I bought it at his house for a long time and didn't buy it. As a result, one day Taobao customer service took the initiative to send a message: Brother, are you single again?

I replied instantly: I am married and don't need it.