The two hosts of Hunan TV Station are called "strategists" because they are eloquent and good at teasing others. Little monkey Miaomiao doesn't want to fall behind. He studied hard and made great efforts to "make plans" whenever and wherever he caught someone, which was also quite effective.
A TV program is talking about the Chinese zodiac. Grandma said, "Miaomiao, you are a monkey ..."
"No," retorted the little monkey, "I belong to my mother."
"Is it mom?"
"I am mom's baby, I belong to mom!"
Master monkey and father monkey have luxuriant beards, and neither of them likes to trim them. One day, they took the little monkey out. As soon as they got on the bus, the little monkey took off his shoes and socks to cool his little feet.
"Wow, what a cool beauty." The monkey teased.
The little monkey glanced at him and immediately replied, "You two bearded beauties look so strange."
Two bearded beauties were ashamed and turned to run to the barber shop. When she got home, grandma saw the monkey's father's face naked and asked in surprise, "Does the sun come out in the west?"
Monkey said with a smile, "We are determined not to be a bearded beauty."
Grandparents took the little monkey out for a ride. The little monkey has always envied the passenger seat next to the driver. When everyone was not looking, he squeezed through the gap in the front seat and sneaked into the passenger seat.
"hey!" Grandma found her attempt. "Children can't sit in the front, it's dangerous!" " "
The little monkey came back angrily, and his boss was unhappy, but he pretended to be sensible and coaxed his grandmother: "Well, well, didn't I come back?" You needn't worry ... "
Grandma was angry and funny: "only you can talk, naughty boy!" " "
The monkey's father is very handsome and never disdains to play the game of "furious", but on May 25, the little monkey was about to lose when he quarreled with him. In desperation, he used a mouthful of rice as a bullet and sprayed Monkey Dad all over his face. Monkey dad was so angry that he didn't dare to show off in front of grandma, so he had to submit to humiliation.
The little monkey continued to "plan" as if nothing had happened. With no food in his mouth, he is more eloquent and energetic.
The monkey father ignored her angrily, and the little monkey was surprised. He ran over and patted his father's stomach to remind him loudly: "Dad, look at me! I am none other than Miaomiao! Did you forget so soon? "
The little guy looked innocent and extremely wronged. The whole family laughed heartily, and the monkey dad finally couldn't help it. He laughed angrily: "You are not Miaomiao, you are a small strategy god!"