I forgot to mention that Mr. Xie is not old enough to be called Mr. Xie. I was probably confused at that time. Mr. Xie often scolds me, so I secretly call him "Mr. Xie" behind my back.
I'm a human being, and my brain was probably kicked by a donkey. Maybe I did all kinds of immoral things in my last life, such as murder, arson and prostitution, so God punished me in this way.
I met Mr. Xie by chance. I won't go into details. In short, it is very accidental.
Later, Mr. Xie and I had good bilateral negotiations in our first friendly meeting and had in-depth exchanges on many literary issues. In a word, it was a very successful meeting.
But this is just my one-sided idea.
Later, Mr. Xie said that you could hardly stand it at that time.
Of course it was fried.
What's wrong with me?
..... Well, I admit, I was a little slovenly at that time ... Well, not at all ... It was very ... The point is, I really went with the idea of "not going on blind date".
According to Mr. Xie's description, I wear strange skirts and shoes, carry a strange bag, have long greasy hair and have many pimples on my face.
Judging from the aesthetics of his straight man, he is a female diaosi.
I forgot to mention that Teacher Xie is a Gemini.
Yes, the Gemini who decides life and death. (smiling)
Although I am courteous and courteous, I still can't pull my limp back (I choose the dog leash).
So at that time, Teacher Xie had sentenced me to death in ooxx. ...
At that time, after three years of fruitless unrequited love and a year of college nun life, the girl finally felt that she should find a boyfriend one night.
So I saw Mr. Xie, white and beautiful, tall and rippling. Spring waves. So on the way back from dinner, I looked at the bright sun and suddenly giggled. This guy, I want it anyway.
Ha ha-it worked.
Mr. Xie is actually a good strategy. The girl that Mr. Xie likes is very simple, and it is enough to have personality. Of course, the appearance should be passable.
So in line with my many hobbies with Mr. Xie, this girl took Mr. Xie to talk about everything, from Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties to gossip in Ming and Qing Dynasties, from my hometown in Yangzhou to his lair in Lanzhou, from poetry to novels ... In short, I showed my Excellence in time.
So Mr. Xie came to feel it.
So Mr. Xie stayed in school during the eleventh holiday and accompanied me to visit Hanshan Temple and Liuyuan. He has been there many times.
Mr. Xie has never been in love and probably doesn't know how to get along with girls. All kinds of reserve along the way.
So I-"Wow, so many people, please hold me tight and don't get separated ..." Really. I really am.
My best friend said I was bold and wild.
This statement is correct.
So in the busy street, he pushed me against the wall, and I thought he would kiss me the next second. As a result, "let's try."
That wall is really hard.
But it's cool.
So we're together.
Teacher Xie and me. This is a combination that countless people have never thought of.
Including myself.
The ideal type I once imagined was probably Yang Yang's (Yangyang Fen, don't hit me ... belonging to the family), and the purpose of that kind of knife-shaped eyebrows was to see a magical, clean and shining boy.
Maybe the girl's feelings will always be poetry. ...
But when I met Mr. Xie ... my girlish feelings were probably just two people turning around ... (What can I do? I am desperate, too. )
By my standards, Mr. Xie is still very good. Handsome, but with distinctive northerners' characteristics.
Oh, I forgot to mention that Teacher Xie is from the north, right, from Gansu. Yes, it is from Lanzhou.
I, I am a native of Yangzhou.
It's far.
When I met Teacher Xie, he was 178, but! ! The year passed, and he grew taller again, easily breaking through the 180 mark ... I ... probably 158? Round it to 160 ... and then round it ... two or two meters!
So I proudly went to see Teacher Xie, looking for superiority.
Mr. Xie hit me without hesitation: "I am also two meters." Everyone is two meters, and you are still a dwarf at two meters. "
I ... don't want to talk. ...
Okay ... that's beside the point. ...
Then, Mr. Xie is very white, very bright, and whiter in summer. I hate this kind of person most, but it doesn't matter if he is Mr. Xie.
Teacher Xie has a self-invited paper, so I can't try so many hairstyles. Mr. Xie has a wide forehead and thick eyebrows. He often shaves with a razor. Later, I trimmed his eyebrows with a eyebrow trimmer. Mr. Xie was very satisfied, although I accidentally shaved him.
Mr. Xie's eyes are not big, they are inner pairs. I laughed at him on the playground just now. Your eyes are not as big as mine.
therefore ...
"You are not as white as me." Gas.
"Your hair is not as long as mine!"
"You are not as white as me."
"You have a beard!"
"You are not as white as me."
..... above, KO
Mr. Xie has a thin mouth and a light color. When kissing, I like to take a bite. Mr. Xie sometimes says "you belong to a puppy", but sometimes I kiss him perfunctorily, and Mr. Xie will wonder "why don't you bite" ...
Ha ha laugh
Mr. Xie has bad teeth and says it's their water quality. I don't believe it. So I showed him my neat and beautiful teeth and waved them defiantly in front of him.
Mr. Xie said he didn't want to see it.
Mr. Xie is from Lanzhou. I come from Yangzhou.
We are in Suzhou together.
From Suzhou to Lanzhou, 1700+km.
Mr. Xie's handwriting is extremely poor. Obviously, he is a person who likes reading so much, but his handwriting is extremely poor. Later, I asked him to practice calligraphy, and Mr. Xie practiced for less than a month. Well, that copybook may have become his desk mat by now.
Mr. Xie is older than me 1 1 month. It happened that he was born at 52 1. He is so bad that he even chooses the date of birth.
Mr. Xie can cook. I heard it seems not bad.
Mr Xie has abdominal muscles and chest muscles. I've been bold recently. I don't wear much in summer. When sitting together, I would sneak in from the hem of his clothes and blatantly touch his abdominal muscles to pinch the soft meat on his waist. I'll go around the back and touch my spine. By the way, I will touch my thighs and finally my calves. ...
Ok ... Mr. Xie will say "so many people" at first, and then learn to resist "it's not fair, you can only touch me, I can't touch you" Yes, he can only touch his little hand and hug his little shoulder at most, and now he is at your disposal.
A willing son can teach.
Me and Teacher Xie, a top student and a scum.
No, I'm the headmaster.
Really.
Since the final exam last year, Mr. Xie has been given a small stove by me, and even helped him with his homework. I gave him a lecture this year, focusing on it. The most frequently said sentence in the process is probably "Thank you, listen carefully."
Teacher Xie is not serious in class at all. Sometimes when I turn to the next page, his little eyes are still staring at the previous page. ...
Mr. Xie's endorsement is particularly slow.
I think he is stupid.
I recited it carefully every time, and I only got a few points in the exam.
It's like throwing your life on my signboard.
Now I think it's good for Mr. Xie as long as he doesn't fail.
It's really true.
Later, I heard that Mr. Xie had a good family. So Mr. Xie brought his own aura and walked anticlimactic. Sitting there, sometimes I cross my legs and look at me, deliberately not laughing, looking a little scared. After this year, I wore a black trench coat and stood downstairs in the dormitory waiting for me. He is tall and white. When he is not laughing, his face is cold and windy. I looked at him and dared not go near him.
The roommate said, "That's your boyfriend."
I am a coward. I can't.
When Mr. Xie and I broke up for the first time, I felt that our family was very different. I'm not surprised at his family's feelings, but more worried.
I am a person who grew up under the protection of my family, and my family background is average, but I have developed a more proud and willful character than anyone else.
Go out for dinner with Mr. Xie, because of self-esteem, I don't want Mr. Xie to pay all the money.
Teacher Xie advised me to pay the bill at 37: 00 in order to understand me.
As long as I give some change for a present. Because I always thought that Mr. Xie's money was not blown by the wind, I found such a compromise.
Later, many things happened, and one night I clamored to break up with Mr. Xie.
However, more than a month later, we are still together.
We went to Suzhou amusement park for Christmas, but we waited for a long time and didn't play anything until we finally returned to the hotel.
Everyone went out around Christmas. The housing is tight, and the two small whites who opened the house for the first time only started looking for a house three or four days ago. Finally, Mr. Xie spent a lot of money to book a suite.
I could have booked a big bed room, but Mr. Xie took care of my feelings and would rather spend more money and have two beds.
He accompanied me to watch the Korean drama Ghost, which was very popular at that time. Then we saw your name together. Seeing that I was sleepy, Mr. Xie kissed my forehead very gentlemanly, climbed down from my bed, then charged our mobile phones and tucked me in.
Nothing happened all night.
Getting up in the middle of the night, Mr. Xie slept soundly.
In the morning, I was in a daze, so cold that I climbed onto Mr. Xie's bed unconsciously. Mr. Xie woke me up, covered me with a quilt for a while, then washed me gently, and woke me up after breakfast. He didn't think I didn't brush my teeth or wash my face. I should kiss and hug everyone.
Probably from that time on, I really trusted Teacher Xie.
Until now.
20 16 New Year's Eve. We kissed in the dark.
After watching Bollywood (don't ask me why I chose this film), the next room quarreled all night, so we talked and watched the drama all night.
I remember the phrase "Happy New Year" that Teacher Xie put in my ear that night.
I can't forget it.
I went to see plum blossoms and sat in a place where I couldn't be biased for more than two hours. Both Mr. Xie and I were very tired, especially Mr. Xie had a bad heart, so while waiting for the bus, Mr. Xie finally broke out. "I will get a driver's license when I go back, and it will be convenient to buy a car and go out to play in the future."
At that time, I thought Mr. Xie was so handsome.
Now Teacher Xie is really learning.
In fact, Mr. Xie is really not my ideal type. I'm proud and melodramatic. Sometimes you feel sad for no reason. I like romance and surprise in my bones. All the romance of Mr. Xie probably gave him poems and articles. He bought a bunch of flowers and wanted to take a picture of me for me to choose from. Taking pictures always takes the ugliest kind.
The longer time goes by, the more I find Mr. Xie's ordinary. He always said, "I'm a scum." That's true. Mr. Xie's looks are not first-class, and he still depends on me to learn. There are many people with better family background than him, and their personality is a little dog-tempered.
It happens that I like him.
Probably because Mr. Xie, who has never cheated on anyone, will walk around behind my back in front of many people, probably because Mr. Xie, who is a little male chauvinist, will secretly wipe the dust off my shoes behind my back, probably because Mr. Xie will subconsciously look for my hand when walking with me, probably because Mr. Xie will dress himself according to my aesthetics, probably because Mr. Xie is willing to try my lipstick even if he is unwilling in all aspects, and probably because Mr. Xie never forces me to change it for him.
Probably because I like him.
I once tried to measure Mr. Xie by the way others fall in love. But this is completely wrong. Because love has no principles and formulas to follow. I think Mr. Xie is very good and doesn't need other people's standard way to measure him.
Probably all the likes are used to break the principle and the bottom line.
No matter what happens in the future, I want to be with Mr. Xie now anyway.
Also, Teacher Xie said that I am getting better and better recently.
Mr. Xie is getting more and more handsome.